VOL 1185 - Jan 27, 2013 - Strange Fortune Cookie Fun!

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JANUARY FUN
Time For Some Strange Fun !


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I can't get no respect.- Rodney Dangerfield

They have vilified me, they have crucified me, yes, they have even criticized me. - Richard J. Daley

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Fortune Cookie Fun


* Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.

* Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.

* Naked man fears no pick pocket.

* Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

* The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.

* Ok for school kids to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal.

* It take square ass to sh*t brick.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

* Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.

* Wise man wash face in morning neck at night.

* Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.

* When lady says no, she mean maybe.

When lady say maybe, she mean yes.

When lady say yes, she no lady

* He who sniffs coke drowns.

* Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

* Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.

* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

* Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.

* Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

* Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.

* Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.

* Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.

* Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.

* Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit

* Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.


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