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DANGEROUS - STRANGE MILITARY TRAINING AIDES - TOOLS AND STUPID TECHNIQUES - WILD!
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STRANGE CELEBRITY TRAMP STAMPS AND TATTOOS!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9388.html
THE FOOD NETWORK HOTTIES - OLD STARS - NEW PIX'S! SANDRA LEE - RACHAEL RAY - GAIDA DELAURENTIS
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_10287.html
STRANGE CUSTOM WHEELS & RIMS - ALL KINDS! WILD & CRAZY STYLES
http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/news_2346.html
STRANGE WORLD TRADE CENTER 9-11-01 ITEMS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
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Strange Quotes About Children and Parenting:
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Jim Bishop)
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus)
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. (Bob Phillips)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' (Joe Namath)
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Facts About Inventions and Inventors
Strange Facts About Inventions and Inventors
In 1894, Lord Kelvin predicted that radio had no future; he also predicted that heavier-than-air flying machines were impossible.
The word "sneaker" was coined by Henry McKinney, an advertising agent for N.W. Ayer & Son.
Charles Macintosh invented the waterproof coat, the Mackintosh, in 1823.
Air-filled tyres were used on bicycles before they were used on motorcars.
The paperclip was invented by Norwegian Johann Vaaler.
Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the year the phone was invented.
Optical fiber was invented in 1966 by two British scientists called Charles Kao and George Hockham working for the British company Standard Telecommunication.
Joseph Niepce developed the world's first photographic image in 1827.
The videophone was invented by Bell Laboratories in 1927.
The very first projection of an image on a screen was made by a German priest. In 1646, Athanasius Kircher used a candle or oil lamp to project hand-painted images onto a white screen. Modern projectors emit more than a thousand Lumens!
The first neon sign was made in 1923 for a Packard dealership.
The first vending machine was invented by Hero of Alexandria in the first century. When a coin was dropped into a slot, its weight would pull a cork out of a spigot and the machine would dispense a trickle of holy water.
The can opener was invented 48 years after cans were introduced.
The hair perm was invented in 1906 by Karl Ludwig Nessler of Germany.
Leonardo da Vinci never built the inventions he designed.
Traffic lights were used before the advent of the motorcar.
The Monopoly game was invented by Charles Darrow in 1933. He sold the rights to George Parker in 1935, then aged 58. Parker invented more than 100 games, including Pit, Rook, Flinch, Risk and Clue.
One hour before Alexander Graham Bell registered his patent for the telephone in 1876, Elisha Gray patented his design. After years of litigation, the patent went to Bell.
Thomas Edison filed 1,093 patents, including those for the light bulb, electric railways and the movie camera. When he died in 1931, he held 34 patents for the telephone, 141 for batteries, 150 for the telegraph and 389 patents for electric light and power.
The first fax process was patented in 1843.
Count Alessandro Volta invented the first battery in the 18th century.
During the 1860s, George Leclanche developed the dry-cell battery, the basis for modern batteries.
In 1894 Thomas Edison and W K L Dickson introduced the first film camera.
In 1895 French brothers Auguste and Louis Lumiere demonstrated a projector system in Paris. In 1907 they screened the first public movie.
The first electronic mail, or "email", was sent in 1972 by Ray Tomlinson. It was also his idea to use the @ sign to separate the name of the user from the name of the computer.
Queen Elizabeth of Britain sent her first email in 1976.
In 1889, Kansas undertaker Almon B. Strowger wanted to prevent telephone operators from advising his rivals of the death of local citizens. So he invented the automatic exchange.
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DANGEROUS AIRPORT LANDINGS - LAJES AIRFIELD AZORES ISLAND - CLOSE CALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178982.html
STRANGE NFL STADIUMS - TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS HAVE FULL SIZED PIRATE SHIP! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178692.html
HARVEST TIME - STRANGE RECORD FRUITS & VEGGIES - ASIAN CABBAGE HEAD WITH MATCHING OUTFIT - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/178918.html
SOCCER DANGERS - QUICK LEFT HOOK KNOCKS OUT PLAYER - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178980.html
TOY MAKING FUN - CREATE YOUR OWN TOY MOTORCYCLE FROM BUTANE LIGHTER PARTS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/180070.html
INFO POSTER FOR YOU TEENAGERS WHO KNOW EVERYTHING! - DO IT! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/180071.html
STRANGE CHURCH TREE HOUSE - 'TREE-MENDOUS SERMONS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/180086.html
AMAZING PENTHOUSE ROOFTOP INFINITY POOL AND PATIO - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/180084.html
STRANGE PRESENTATION AND SPEECH PROBLEMS - UNKNOWN PRANKSTER HOVERS SEVERAL FLYING PENISES OVER AUDIENCE DURING PRESENTATION! - FUNNY PRANK! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/193487.html
STRANGE FUN CHART - SOUND OUT YOUR NAME IN JAPANESE CHARACTERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/193522.html
STRANGE COLORED ANIMALS - CHECK OUT THIS YELLOW FROGGY WITH HUGE BLUE PUFFY CHEEKS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/193523.html
HOLIDAY TRAVEL FUN! - NASTY AIRLINER TAKEOFFS AND LANDINGS - CROSSWIND HITS AIRPLANE JUST BEFORE IT TOUCHES DOWN - SCARY LANDING! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/193524.html
VERY RARE & UNUSUAL WW II PHOTOS FOUND IN OLD SOLDIERS CAMERAS - GERMAN TANK - PANZER KAMPFWAGEN - VI-E TIGER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/177117.html
STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSION - FLAG SHADOWS MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A FLYING CARPET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/179944.html
STRANGE SPORTS - ICE FISHING THE WAY IT SHOULD BE DONE - IN A STRETCH LIMO! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179948.html
CRAZY BRITISH HWYS & ROADS - THE MAGIC SWINDON ROUNDABOUT 5 SMALLER ROUNDABOUTS IN ONE HUGE ROUNDABOUT! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/179947.html
STRANGE SWEDES EATING OBAMAS SAUSAGE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/180662.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Strange "ABBA" Trivia - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/142147.html
Strange Dead Celebrity Epitaphs - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/138819.html
4 Really Strange Lottery "Winner" Stories - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/137855.html
Strange Unsolved Celebrity Murders - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/180022.html
15 of the Strangest Home Remedies and Folk Treatments Ever - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/139029.html
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Freitag, 28. November 2014
[b3ta] No FPs for overseas B3tans unless they've provided 4 years of quality pics
This Week:
* ACID - George Osborne's 90s trip
* METH - Mesmeric face loops
* JAZZ - Musical hedgehog
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
>> George at work - 1990 mix <<
We all saw George Osborne hungover in parliament
the other day. HappyToast has remixed it to
deliver the visuals it really needed. No vapour
trails mind you.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/George_at_work_1990_mix
>> Alan Sugar Drum Machine <<
Approximately the same quality as his Amstrad
devices. Thanks 'bill g christmas'
http://www.feckbags.com/sugardrum
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: USVSTH3M STUFF
Three bestest thing we think you should see
* PERSONALITY QUIZ GENERATOR - Sick of
personality quizzes? This generator will make
you EVEN SICKER.
* SUPER TORY BOY - Choose between David Cameron
& George Osborne then SMASH THE POOR!
http://games.usvsth3m.com/super-tory-boy/
* HOW OLD IS YOUR HEARING? - find out the true
age of your poor lugholes. Or how filthy they
are, of course.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/how-old-is-your-hearing/
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: BEST STORY YOU'LL EVER READ ABOUT JIM DAVIDSON
On set one day, the script called for Jim
Davidson's character to get punched by a minor
character. The crew hated Davidson, so had a
whip round and paid the visiting actor to
actually punch Jim when the time came, instead
of doing a pretend telly punch. This the young
actor did.
Davidson was so outraged he told the young actor
he would use his clout to make sure the young
man never acted again.
The young actor in question was international
movie star David Thewlis.
Take from the 'London Sitcom Map'
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FACT: OVER 130,000 have clicked Like on the LSD
Facebook page. Why?
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
1. Use 'UKIPsum' to generate dummy copy for
your website
2. Very vaguely say 'lol'
3. Accidentally publish
4. Get fired
* So someone has worked out how to sell one
rubbish pair of socks for £7.99. The secret?
Call them 'wanksocks'.
* A very funny and well done gif by Orbojunglist
http://giphy.com/gifs/ByUDWjce12r3q
* BBC News 'insulation cock' - barryheadwound
writes, "I need to lay off b3ta for a while if I
giggle at this photo."
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30242073
* Mesmeric meth face videoloops
http://www.rehabs.com/explore/faces-of-addiction/
* The Debunking Handbook, a guide to debunking
misinformation, is now freely available to
download.
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
TV! But with more compression artefacts
* JAZZ HEDGEHOG - the cutest thing you'll see
today and reminds us of the great piano work on
Bowie's Aladdin Sane.
* Conservative man defends Christmas from hordes
of nonexistent threats
* Surf-Rock version of 'My Lady Hunsdon's Puffe'
by John Dowland. Housed writes, "I met John (the
guitarist in the video) when my landlord sent
him round to do some plumbing work for my flat,
during which he mentioned to me that he makes
videos. This is one of his finest."
* Amazingly classist news report. Old but gold.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Brilliantly_classist_news_report
* Cat vs Xmas tree - who will win?
* Cats puking to techno. No cats were forced
to puke during the making of this video.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/CaC_puking_to_techno
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FUN FACT: There's an A. Crowley who writes for
the Daily Telegraph. Hail Satan!
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the 'Smoking' challenge
Last week we asked you to try and make smoking
popular again.
Your favourites included:
* KARDASHIAN: turns out she does have a talent
(Penultimate Straw)
http://b3ta.com/board/11112713
* PICARD: Stressful business running a spaceship
(Frogbeat)
http://b3ta.com/board/11112844
* PICASSO: The weeping woman calms her nerves
(monkeon)
http://b3ta.com/board/11110420
All these images, and a couple more can be found
here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/smokesandstuff/popular/
>> New challenge: Art Damage <
This week we're dealing with damaged art, from
Cecilia Giménez's botched restoration of Ecce
Homo to the Venus de Milo. Either damage the art
yourself or fix a broken bit.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/artdamage/
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and not listening & end with happy geeks saying
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Vol 1379 - Nov. 26, 2014 - Strange Turkey Day Fun - A History of Thanksgiving
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com -
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TURKEY DAY Fun !
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_1408.html STRANGE BUSINESS BUILDINGS & PAINT JOBS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9698.html RARE OLD CELEBRITY AND OLD MUSICIAN PIXS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9603.html NEW - THE BEST GHOST PICTURES - PHOTOS - EVEN DIGITAL!
http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/news_4774.html OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WHAT DO "YOU" SEE? IS THERE ANYTHING HOTTER/SEXIER THAN A GOLD OR SILVER BIKINI????
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
TURKEY DAY TOASTS!!!! A Toast for Friends & Family Here's to friends both near and far: Here's to woman, man's guiding star: Here's to friends we've yet to meet, Here's to those here: all here I greet: Here's to childhood, youth, old age, Here's to prophet, bard and sage, Here's to health to every one, Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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"Real abundance is found when we join hands with those we love." anon Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. - E.P. Powell
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck
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Today's Featured Humor : -) -
-A History of Thanksgiving
A History of Thanksgiving 1492 - Christopher Columbus discovers America, unless you count the native peoples already living there. Columbus doesn't. Columbus and crew celebrate by holding a dinner, giving thanks for their safe arrival. Embarrassment ensues when every Indian brings maize, and nobody brings pumpkin pie. 1620 -
Pilgrim men invent sport of football to avoid helping clean up after Thanksgiving dinner. 1671 -
First embarrassing drunken relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, as Captain John Smith's parents tell Pocahontas the "hilarious" old "I got lost in the maize" joke for the hundredth time. 1701 -
At a historic Thanksgiving dinner, Dutch settlers unveil historic "Indians Give Us All Of Their Land Treaty." Due to an unfortunate oversight, the Indians are left off of the invite list, and the treaty is signed without them. 1776 -
Excited that his British in-laws finally agreed to meet him for Thanksgiving dinner, silversmith Paul Revere rides through Boston announcing the news. Unfortunately, many colonists misinterpret his cry "the British are coming!" as a warning, leading to the Revolutionary War. 1812 -
At an international Thanksgiving dinner, King George of England, still hurting from losing the Revolutionary War, challenges United States President James Madison to "best 2 out of 3." 1860 -
At a Senate Thanksgiving dinner, the seven-year-old son of Alabama's Senator Richard Applebee insults the Senators from Massachusetts, New York, and Pennsylvania, sparking the Civil War. The tradition of the "children's table" is instituted in 1861. 1903 -
Canada steals idea of Thanksgiving holiday, placing it in October, so they can say it was their idea first. 1928 -
To commemorate "our nation's greatest era of prosperity that will last forever and ever," President Herbert Hoover dumps ceremonial ten thousand turkeys into the Potomac River. 1929 -
Following the Great Stock Market Crash, thousands of men go Turkey Diving in the Potomac River. 1957 -
Declaring her spicy stuffing "a communist threat to undermine my health via heartburn," Senator Joe McCarthy has his wife placed under arrest as a Soviet saboteur. 1969 -
The world's largest Eat-In event goes sour. Thousands of hippies start having bad trips when bad "brown gravy" gets passed around. 1991 -
When Dan Quayle takes ill on Thanksgiving; a turkey is sworn as Vice President for three days. No change is noticed. 1997 -
Strong natural tranquilizer tryptophane is discovered in turkey. A Colombian cartel immediately starts selling "pure" turkey on the streets for $500 an ounce. Turkey farmers get involved in drive-by shootings, and the U.S. government declares a national fowl emergency. 2002 -
America is on a terrorist alert. It is now against the law to stuff a turkey since anyone is suspicious of hiding explosives. Saddam Hussein is caught trying to smuggle Turkeys filled with WMD's in containers bound for the US.
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STRANGE MIDDLE EAST FIGHTING - STRANGE IMPROVISED MORTARS IN SYRIA 2014 - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/193450.html
AMAZING NAVAL ACTION PHOTOS - DECK LEVEL SHOT OF FORWARD CANNON FIRING PROJECTILE STILL VISIBLE - WOW! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/193462.html
AMAZING REAR LOOKING JET PILOT LOOK AT CIRCLE OF FLARES DEPLOYED FORM MILITARY JET! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/193460.html
STRANGE DOGGY TRANSPORTATION - BACK OF A HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/193474.html
STRANGE MISSING DOG SIGN ON NEIGHBORHOOD TREE - SMALL $10.00 REWARD - THE DOGS AN IDIOT! - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/193476.html
STRANGE PRODUCTS - BOSE WRAPPED PADDED TOILET SEAT - DOES THE SOUND MUFFLE OTHER NOISE? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/193477.html
AMAZING THANKSGIVING TURKEY ROASTING ON A SPIT SUV - ON TOP OF THE CAR! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/193478.html
STRANRE THANKSGIVING TURKEY IN A ROASTING PAN! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/193479.html
STRANGE TURKEY ROASTING OPTIONS - TOTALLY WRAPPED IN BACON! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/193481.html
STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - AMAZING TURKEY CAKE - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/185982.html
STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - FOOD STORE DISPLAY CREATED FROM SODA CAN BOXES - TOM TURKEY TEN FEET TALL! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/185986.html
STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - T-DAY SEATING CHART CHART - FUNNY! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/185988.html
STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - HAPPY TURKEY - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/185983.html
STRANGE OLDE VEHICLE TRANSPORTATION - REMEMBER THE CHEVY VEGA? - RAILROAD SANDWICH TRANSPORT! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/193482.html
STRANGE BUILDINGS AND HOMES - COOL POOL - ALMOST LIKE A FISH TANK! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/193484.html
STRANGE MUTANT ANIMALS - HALF ALBINO PEACOCK - THE REST NATURAL COLORS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/193485.html
STRANGE CHARTS AND MAPS - HUMAN INSIDES ILLUSTRATED! - WHAT EACH ORGAN DOES - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/193486.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week -
CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS -Strange & Goofy Holiday Pix http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100312_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week -
Things That Sound Dirty on ThanksGiving, But Aren't - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/25141.html
A Thanksgiving Poem - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/112129.html Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25140.html
A Rude Parrot Learns About Thanksgiving! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/145232.html
After Thanksgiving Meal Poem - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/20644.html
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The Featured New Category This Week -
CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS -Strange & Goofy Holiday Pix http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/114_1.html
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TURKEY DAY Fun !
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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ------------------------
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_8397.html STRANGE TOMBS, CRYPTS AND RELIGIOUS BUILDINGS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_1408.html STRANGE BUSINESS BUILDINGS & PAINT JOBS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9698.html RARE OLD CELEBRITY AND OLD MUSICIAN PIXS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9603.html NEW - THE BEST GHOST PICTURES - PHOTOS - EVEN DIGITAL!
http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/news_4774.html OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WHAT DO "YOU" SEE? IS THERE ANYTHING HOTTER/SEXIER THAN A GOLD OR SILVER BIKINI????
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY -
TURKEY DAY TOASTS!!!! A Toast for Friends & Family Here's to friends both near and far: Here's to woman, man's guiding star: Here's to friends we've yet to meet, Here's to those here: all here I greet: Here's to childhood, youth, old age, Here's to prophet, bard and sage, Here's to health to every one, Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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"Real abundance is found when we join hands with those we love." anon Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. - E.P. Powell
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck
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Today's Featured Humor : -) -
-A History of Thanksgiving
A History of Thanksgiving 1492 - Christopher Columbus discovers America, unless you count the native peoples already living there. Columbus doesn't. Columbus and crew celebrate by holding a dinner, giving thanks for their safe arrival. Embarrassment ensues when every Indian brings maize, and nobody brings pumpkin pie. 1620 -
Pilgrim men invent sport of football to avoid helping clean up after Thanksgiving dinner. 1671 -
First embarrassing drunken relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, as Captain John Smith's parents tell Pocahontas the "hilarious" old "I got lost in the maize" joke for the hundredth time. 1701 -
At a historic Thanksgiving dinner, Dutch settlers unveil historic "Indians Give Us All Of Their Land Treaty." Due to an unfortunate oversight, the Indians are left off of the invite list, and the treaty is signed without them. 1776 -
Excited that his British in-laws finally agreed to meet him for Thanksgiving dinner, silversmith Paul Revere rides through Boston announcing the news. Unfortunately, many colonists misinterpret his cry "the British are coming!" as a warning, leading to the Revolutionary War. 1812 -
At an international Thanksgiving dinner, King George of England, still hurting from losing the Revolutionary War, challenges United States President James Madison to "best 2 out of 3." 1860 -
At a Senate Thanksgiving dinner, the seven-year-old son of Alabama's Senator Richard Applebee insults the Senators from Massachusetts, New York, and Pennsylvania, sparking the Civil War. The tradition of the "children's table" is instituted in 1861. 1903 -
Canada steals idea of Thanksgiving holiday, placing it in October, so they can say it was their idea first. 1928 -
To commemorate "our nation's greatest era of prosperity that will last forever and ever," President Herbert Hoover dumps ceremonial ten thousand turkeys into the Potomac River. 1929 -
Following the Great Stock Market Crash, thousands of men go Turkey Diving in the Potomac River. 1957 -
Declaring her spicy stuffing "a communist threat to undermine my health via heartburn," Senator Joe McCarthy has his wife placed under arrest as a Soviet saboteur. 1969 -
The world's largest Eat-In event goes sour. Thousands of hippies start having bad trips when bad "brown gravy" gets passed around. 1991 -
When Dan Quayle takes ill on Thanksgiving; a turkey is sworn as Vice President for three days. No change is noticed. 1997 -
Strong natural tranquilizer tryptophane is discovered in turkey. A Colombian cartel immediately starts selling "pure" turkey on the streets for $500 an ounce. Turkey farmers get involved in drive-by shootings, and the U.S. government declares a national fowl emergency. 2002 -
America is on a terrorist alert. It is now against the law to stuff a turkey since anyone is suspicious of hiding explosives. Saddam Hussein is caught trying to smuggle Turkeys filled with WMD's in containers bound for the US.
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