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One of the suspects in the disappearance of the crew of a Florida charter boat claims that it was attacked by high seas pirates who killed the vessel's four-member staff. Somehow, the passenger and his male companion were able to escape unscathed (with all their luggage in tow) on a raft. Not surprisingly, the feds are not buying the guy's story. Details here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0927071boat1.html

Sure, he may be in New York City this week thinking globally at the annual meeting of his non-profit organization, but Bill Clinton can still act locally. And by locally we mean threatening legal action against a Manhattan restaurant that is displaying a photo of the ex-president's daughter in its front window. Story here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0926071ninos1.html

Wrapped in a towel? Wearing only a tube top? Frankly, we're not sure if a bunch of recent female arrestees had anything on during their mug shot sessions. But don't take our word for it, examine these 13 booking photos yourself:

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One of the memorabilia dealers allegedly robbed at gunpoint by O.J. Simpson's crew once was so delusional that he was held in a prison psychiatric ward. At the time he was locked up, Alfred Beardsley thought the ex-athlete was part of a bizarre conspiracy to harm him. Seems that might come up in a future cross-examination. Details here:

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Strange 'Education' Quotes:

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
John Ciardi (1916 - 1986)

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. - Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. - Russell Green

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
Pete Seeger

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Answers Given on a Bible Knowledge Test

Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.

The espistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.

Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.

A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.

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"I pound the phones-maybe 25 calls in the first hour. People know I don't want to chit-chat."

"I set out to show people how I deal with the explosion of financial information and how other investors could do the same."

"I think that my biggest attribute to any success that I have had is hard work. There really is no substitute for working hard."

"I think the information explosion has created noise to the extent that people get trigger-happy, which can be detrimental."

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"I'm frequently on the Internet, digging up information about companies and checking the activities of particular stocks and industry sectors."

"I'm not a money manager, but I can tell you what the conventional wisdom is. The younger you are, the more risk you can take on."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Dictionary For Women

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n
Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

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Strange Quotes:

"The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too." (Anton Chekhov)

"It's not the people who are in prison worry me. It's the people who aren't." (Arthur Gore)

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking." (Bill Vaughan)

"When you see what some women marry, you realise how they must hate to work for a living." (Helen Rowland)

"You mean apart from my own?" (Zsa Zsa Gabor, asked how many husbands she had had)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - The Edge Index - Strange Stuff

Bozo the Clown's shoe size:
83AAA

Decline in number of IRS audits of corporations over the past five years:
33 percent

Amount it cost for a Japanese man to take a cab from Argentina to New York City:
$58,000

Amount of money a Norwegian woman has made since last May by selling her breast milk:
$9,442.95

Percentage of Americans who do not know the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner":
61

According to a recent survey of more than 2000 adults, the percentage of Britons who think Winston Churchill was a fictional character:
9

Percentage who think "The War of the Worlds," H.G. Wells' fictional account of a Martian invasion, actually took place:
6

Percentage who think the Battle of Helm's Deep (from "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy) actually took place:
3

Percentage who think the Battle of the Bulge was fictional:
57

Percentage who think the Cold War was fictional:
30

Percentage who think Hitler was a fictional character:
11

Percentage who think Mussolini was a fictional character:
33

Percentage who think Xena Warrior Princess was a real historical figure:
1

Percentage of Americans who, in a survey by Denny's restaurants, said they prefer their eggs scrambled:
43

Percentage who said they like them over easy:
18

Percentage who said they like them sunny-side up:
7

Percentage who said they "don't know" how they like their eggs:
1

Number of people killed by vampire bats in a remote Amazon town in Brazil since March 2:
13

Number of toothpicks you can make from one cord of wood:
75 million

Number of peanut butter sandwiches the average American child will eat by high school graduation:
1,500

Submitted by Pasadena Phil

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Strange Quotes About 'Attitude'

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. - Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964), Taken Care Of ,1965

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell (1879 - 1958), The Silver Stallion, 1926

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent. - Sophia Loren (1934 - )

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Quick (But Scary) Psychological Test

A Psychological Test

This is a genuine psychological test.

It is a story about a girl. Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

Stop and think for a minute before reading further.

The obvious answer, Mr Bundy? She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly.

If you didn't answer correctly - good for you.

If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

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Strange "Why I'm So Great" quotes:

I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll. - Elton John

I mean, it's unheard of for somebody to hit 70 home runs, so I'm like in awe of myself right now. - St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire after finishing the baseball season with a two-homer day, giving him a record 70 for the year. Sept. 27, 1998.

I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys. - Dennis Rodman, 1997

I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure. - Michael Flatley

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. - David Lee Roth

I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man. - Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista, 1997

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered.

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

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Paul Butterfield's Better Days Bearsville Rhino +Insert

In Brief: Music Genre: Blues

Collector's info:	This album includes the 12" insert with lyrics of all the songs performed by Paul Butterfield
Album Production information:	Produced by Paul Butterfield and Geoff Muldaur
Record Label:	Bearsville Rhino RNLP 70877
Record Format	12" Full-Length Vinyl LP Album weight: 230 gram
Year & Country	1973 Made in USA

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Band Members and Musicians :

Band-members, Musicians and Performers Paul Butterfield Ronnie Barron Amos Garrett Geoff Muldaur Christophe Packer Billy Rich

Track Listing of: Paul Butterfield's Better Days

The Song/tracks on "Paul Butterfield's Better Days" are Side One: Walking Blues Broke My Baby's Heart Highway 28 Buried Alive in The Blues Done a Lot of Wrong Things Rule the Road Nobody's Fault But Mine Baby Please Don't Go Please Send me Someone to Love

IF Tea-break over back on your Eads Brain

In Brief: Music Genre: British 70s Jazz Rock, Prog Rock

Collector's info:	Tea Break Over, Back On Your 'Eads, released in 1975, was the eighth and final studio album by British jazz-rock band IF
Album Production information:	Produced by Lew Futterman, Cliff Davies, Jon Child, a Next City Production
Record Label:	Brain 1064
Record Format	12" Full-Length 140 gram Vinyl LP Album weight: 250 gram
Year & Country	1974 Made in Germany

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Band Members and Musicians on: IF Tea-break over back on your Eads

Band-members, Musicians and Performers Clifford Davis - drums, synthesiser and vocals Gabriel Magno - keyboards Carlos Martinez - percussion Walt Monaghan - bass and vocals Dick Morrissey - saxophones and flute Geoff Whitehorn - electric and acoustic guitars

Track Listing of: IF Tea-break over back on your Eads

The Song/tracks on "IF Tea-break over back on your Eads" are Merlin the Magic Man (Davies) I Had a Friend (Davies) Tea-Break Over, Back on Your 'Eads (Whitehorn, Davies, Monaghan) Ballad of the Yessirrom Kid (Davies) Raw Sewage (Davies) Song for Alison (Morrissey) Don Quixote's Masquerade (Davies)

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Strange Quotes

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry Youngman.

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" Steven Wright.

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter
Ustinov. (grunt)

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them." - Steve Martin

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You May Be From Canada If…

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further.

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"I am honored today to begin my first term as the Governor of Baltimore-that is Maryland." --William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural address

"This is a great day for France!" --Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral

"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!" --Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer

"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Legal Defenses

In 1996, a Californian judge ruled against James Pflugradt's estate and in favor of the deceased's former landlord. The judge allowed the landlord to keep Pflugradt's $825 security deposit because he died without giving 30 days notice.

Troy Matthew Gentzler confessed to tossing rocks at cars from an overpass on Interstate 83 near York, Pennsylvania. But his lawyer claimed he was the victim of "Roid rage," erratic emotional swings caused by steroid use.

In October 1996, Charles S. Shapiro begged the Montgomery County, Maryland, court to allow him to change his plea to not guilty of hiring a hit man. He claimed his judgment had been impaired because he had ingested tranquilizers along with a bottle of Tums before confessing.

A Saint Louis, Missouri, man argued that the reason the jury found him guilty of stealing court documents wasn't that it had been prejudiced against him. The man claimed he was demonized because the judge allowed the jury to learn he was a lawyer.

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Vol 621 - Sept. 2, 2007 - Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed

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"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!" ---Unknown

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed

BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST..
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
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Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
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