VOL 1203 - March 31, 2013 - Strange Easter Bunny Taught Me ALL I Need to Know!

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EASTER FUN
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE EASTER BUNNY?

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Strange Easter Quotes:

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. - Charles M. Crowe

You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere. - Gene Audry

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. -
Charles M. Crowe

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W. Hall

Easter so longed for is gone in a day.- James Howell

Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! - Susan Coolridge

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Easter Bunny Taught Me ALL I Need to Know!

ALL I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There's no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy.

Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.

Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

The grass is greener in someone else's basket.

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.


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VOL 1202 - March 27, 2013 - 15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!

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MARCH FUN
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Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.

I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney

I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds

I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature

Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refresh able ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!


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VOL 1201 - March 24, 2013 - Strange Answers to Questions on Welfare Claims

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STRANGE FORD - CHRYSLER & GENERAL MOTORS CONCEPT CARS!

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Strange "Answering Machine" Messages:

Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want?

Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.

Suicide Hotline...please hold.

Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.

This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there... (Long silence...) BEEP

This is 321-1234, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzeria. It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here. You can leave a message though.

This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Answers to Questions on Welfare Claims

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had 7 but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.

This is my eight child, what are you going to do about it?

Please find for certain if my husband is dead; the man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my boy illiterate as this is a dirty lie. I was married to his father a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which was a mistake, as you will see.

My husband got his project cut off 1 week ago and I haven't had any relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

I have no children yet, as my husband is a bus driver and works day and night.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for 2 months and he doesn't doe me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.


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VOL 1200 - March 20, 2013 - Strange 'Fallacies'

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STRANGE CAVES & GROTTOES AROUND THE WORLD - NEW!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_8763.html
STRANGE ANIMALS IN OLDE TRAVELING CIRCUS & VAUDEVILLE SHOWS - ELEPHANTS, LIONS AND HORSES!

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NEW - SURFING DANGERS! - HUGE WAVES - BIG THRILLS - BIG WIPEOUTS

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STRANGE COINS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - WILD DESIGNS - SMELLS AND SHAPES!

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"Education" Quotes

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain

"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten." - B.F. Skinner

"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving." - Russell Green

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre." - Gail Godwin

"Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate,no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament.It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage." - Joseph Addison

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Fallacies

So much of what we take for granted as being true, upon greater scrutiny, ends up being just plain false. Collected here are some of our favorite punctured myths, misinformation and fallacies.

Sauerkraut didn't originate in Germany as many people mistakenly believe. It got its start in China about 1,000 years before it became popular in Germany.

Lenin wasn't Lenin's real name. It was one of 151 pseudonyms Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov used during his lifetime.

Venetian blinds were invented in Japan, not Venice.

It might surprise you to find out men are far more likely to be moved to tears by music than women.

Most precious gems are actually colorless. Their color comes from impurities in the stone that act as pigmenting agents.

Short Line, of Monopoly fame, wasn't actually a railroad. It was a bus company.

The London Bridge has never fallen down.

Those who do public speaking don't stand behind a podium. They stand behind a lectern. A podium is the platform or stage on which a speaker stands.

Smokey the Bear didn't always have that famous name. Originally, he was Hot Foot Teddy.

Although people think otherwise, a newborn baby can't shed tears.

The Douglas Fir isn't a fir—it's a pine tree.

Buttermilk doesn't contain butter.

It's widely believed that Orville Wright became the first person to be killed in a plane crash. Actually, on September 17, 1908, U.S. Army Signal Corps lieutenant Thomas E. Selfridge became the first when he and Orville fell from the sky in Wright's airplane at Fort Meyer, Virginia.

Tennessee Williams wasn't born in Tennessee. He was born in Columbus, Mississippi.

Shooting stars aren't stars, of course. They're meteors.


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - STAR WARS - STAR TREK - DARTH VADER - PRINCESS LEAH - CAPT KIRK

http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100286_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

STRANGE BUT INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ARIZONA - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/187447.html


20 Greatest Unsolved Mysteries in the World - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/181593.html


The Strange History of the Car Radio - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/181143.html


Strange Soccer Facts - World Cup Trivia - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/181100.html


Strange Veterans Statistics off the Vietnam Memorial Wall - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/182757.html


Strange Kool-Aid Facts - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/182443.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - STAR WARS - STAR TREK - DARTH VADER - PRINCESS LEAH - CAPT KIRK

http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/119_1.html

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VOL 1199 - March 17, 2013 - St Patrick's Day Special - Strange Irish Curses!

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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St Patrick's Day FUN
Time For Some Strange Fun !


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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

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TROUBLE WITH UMPIRES - REFEREES - OFFICIALS - LINESMEN - COACH !!!!!!!

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MOTORCYCLES WITH STRANGE SIDECARS AND TRAILERS

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10603.html
STRANGE COMMEMORATIVE STAMPS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - STARS - CELEBS - ROCK STARS - OLD TV SERIES - RACE CAR DRIVERS

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_7062.html
STRANGE RUSSIAN MILITARY STUFF - STRANGE RUSSIAN PIG LAUNCH

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Irish Drinking Toasts

A bird with one wing can't fly. (to encourage someone to take a second drink)

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!

My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

When money's tight and hard to get,
and your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt,
a pint of plain is your only man.

Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!

I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Irish Curses

Irish Curses

May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.


May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.


May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.


May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch.


May his pipe never smoke, may his teapot be broke
And to add to the joke, may his kettle ne'er boil,
May he keep to the bed till the hour that he's dead,
May he always be fed on hogwash and boiled oil,
May he swell with the gout, may his grinders fall out,
May he roll howl and shout with the horrid toothache,
May the temples wear horns, and the toes many corns,
Of the monster that murdered Nell Flaherty's drake.

May his spade never dig may his sow never pig
May each hair on his wig be well thrashed with a flail
May his door have no latch, may his house have no thatch,
May his turkey not hatch, may the rats eat his meat
May every old fairy, from Cork to Dunleary,
Dip him snug and airy in river or lake,
Where the eel and the trout may feed on the snout
Of the monster that murdered Neill Falheerty's drake


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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JENNIFER LAWRENCE - ACTING GOOFY AT THE 2013 OSCAR AWARDS - MAKING FUNNY FACES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187185.html


STRANGE INSECTS & BUGS - TREEHOPPER FOUND NEAR PORT ELIZABETH SOUTH AFRICA - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/187040.html


JENNIFER LAWRENCE -SEXY EVENING GOWN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187272.html


ALCOHOL TEST - WHAT YOUR "LIQUOR" DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU - APPLETINI - "YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF GOING ON ROLLER COASTERS." - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187123.html


STRANGE GUNS AND ARMAMENTS - RANCH STATEMENT HANGS FROM TREE - RIFLE WITH "WE DON'T CALL 911" QUOTE - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/187201.html


STRANGE HAIR CUTS - GOOFY GREEN LIZARD MOHAWK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187207.html


AMAZING AERIAL LOOK DOWN AT FIRE DAMAGE AFTER NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEVASTATED BY WILDFIRE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/187318.html


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STRANGE NATURAL PHENOMENA - AUSTRALIAN SURFER BURIED IN THE MIDDLE OF MASSIVE SEA FOAM CLOUD - WOW! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/187390.html


SURPRISE ACTION GIF OF EMMA WATSON GROWING UP SEXY - FUNNY EVOLUTION ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187414.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY DEATHS - LUPE VELEZ - TARZAN'S EX-WIFE - DROWNED IN TOILET! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/187334.html


OLYMPICS - LONDON - 2012 - IRISH BOXER KNOCK OUT OPPONENT WITH SHARP LEFT HOOK - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/184521.html


IRISH MAGIC - GUINNESS TRUCK - THE END OF THE RAINBOW - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/174669.html


COOL OFFICE CUBICLES - IRISH PUB MOTIF! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/143560.html


NASA SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOR'S FINAL TRIP TO LA - AMAZING PPS - POWER POINT PRESENTATION - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/187415.html


SCARY MULTI COLOR FISH - HUGE MOUTH WIDE OPEN - AMAZING RAINBOW COLORS SHOT! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/187416.html


STRANGE CHANGES ON THE FARM - FREE RANGE BREAD LOAVES FOLLOW FEED WAGON - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/187417.html


HIGHWAY DRIVING DANGERS - HIGH WINDS CAUSE LARGE SIGN ACROSS 4 LANE FREEWAY TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/187418.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - ST - GREAT BRITAIN - ENGLAND - IRELAND - SCOTLAND - Dublin - London - Glasgow

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/100574_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

"Irish Jokes" A Few Short Ones. - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/122544.html


St Patrick - A Quick History - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/106251.html


Irish Blessings - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/25504.html


Irish Jokes - One liners - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/25407.html


Irish Humor - Worth Reviewing - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/22893.html


You Might be a Leprechaun if....... - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25502.html


A Few New Irish Jokes! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/185758.html


Strange Irish Toasts - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/141636.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - ST - GREAT BRITAIN - ENGLAND - IRELAND - SCOTLAND - Dublin - London - Glasgow

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/108_1.html

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Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites

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[b3ta] "HAPPY CHEESE PASTY AND A WANK DAY"

 

This Week:
* VIDEO QUIZ - Cum Face or Axe Master
* PROJECT - Make your bin into a monster
* VIOLENCE - Beat up your toddler

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B3ta email 572 - 15 Mar 2013

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The most inspired T-shirt design we've seen for
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Making using their internet finger

>> Cum Face or Axe Master? <<
"Morning B3ta-peeps," squeaks Wallopfilms. "I
made a game!" Look at these gurning wonders -
are they engaging in sweep-picked arpeggios,
diminished minor harmonic scales and
finger-tapping? Or is someone abusing their
whammy-bar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_9LPyNvB4g

>> Punishment Beating <<
"My four-year-old and I have produced this
useful training film on how to best beat up a
child," informs Bananas. "Enjoy!" This little
boy has a future as a stuntman.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Punishment_Beating

>> Dancers on fire <<
"We shot dancers at 1000fps then, in post,
overlaid lots of CG fire onto them so it looked
like they had been set alight," explains Grape.
"It took just over a year to complete with
about 6 months of that being me sat in my room
creating and rendering the fire in Maya!"
Beautiful stuff, although it would have been
considerably less effort to simply set the
dancers alight.
http://bit.ly/XNX61l

>> Spring Tide <<
"Saw some crazed waves so I thought I'd get a
bit closer and film them. Within 2 minutes my
camera was knackered and I was drenched,"
laments poochengeez. "This is some of the
footage I salvaged from the salty SD card."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Spring_Tide

>> 80s nostalgia song <<
"Have you seen the We Didn't Own An iPad thing
doing the rounds?" inquires drewb. "I did the
music for it!" Definitely punches our old git
nostalgia buttons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeEWtNaW6KE

>> Make your bin into a monster <<
"I made this for a friend's kitchen. I am quite
proud of him," beams stevierar. "There is a
guide, in case you want to make your own bin
creature."
http://www.steveguntrip.co.uk/labs/55/bin-monster/

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
I Hurt My Bits, Again

Last week we wanted more stories of squashed,
ripped and marinated rude bits. Read on and
wince. Repeatedly:
http://b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/

* TONED - "I have spent the last year working
away from home, which sounds quite exciting but
in reality is truly boring. It has given me the
opportunity to experiment quite a bit with the
deeper recesses of my imagination. In a fit of
complete gungho idiocy, I decided to buy one of
those ab toner belt things and attach it to my
genitals. I thought this might be a great way
of automating a process and providing some much
needed help during my internet fuelled 2 hour
long masturbatorium sessions. Turns out it's
really fucking painful and exceptionally
difficult to switch off in a blind panic. I
suspect I detached a retina screaming..."
(kaptinkurtz)

* DROPPED - "Royal Lifesaving Society Bronze
course. I was the youngest guy there. At one
point you had to remove a drowned person from
the pool by gripping his wrists and hoisting
him over the side. The acting-drowned person
was much bigger than me and I only had the
strength to just get the bulgy part of his
Speedos over the edge of the pool when I
dropped the poor bastard back down, gently
scraping his way over the tiled pool edge."
(the other guy)

* TOUCHED - "Mountain biking in Wales, I was
going down a hill really rather fast when my
waterproof trousers caught in the chain,
causing it to lock. This sent me head first
over the handlebars and off into a small
stream. I was already in an incredible amount
of pain when in slow motion the bike landed
smack between my legs. I now have a zig zag
lightning bolt scar down the length of my penis
and ballsack. It looks like I was touched by
Voldemort as a child." (markqfmd)

>> This Week - FIGHT CLUB <<
In which internet hard-men and internet trolls
do battle to see who can be stupidest online.
With the occasional story of fighting in between.
Contribute your best and worst brawls here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Liartown <<
Enjoyable collection of Photoshopped-up road
signs, remaindered book jackets, magazine
articles and, our favourite, Butterfield-esque
unappetising menus.
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

>> Master of Yeahs <<
Every James Hetfield grunt ever, laid
end-to-end like a distillation of good-time
heavy rock.
http://m.soundcloud.com/kcclips/hetfield-grunts

>> New York's hidden subway station <<
Fascinating article on City Hall station,
disused due to safety concerns but
architecturally magnificent.
http://bit.ly/WsAmmF

>> We will write your songs <<
Fancy being in a band, but shit at writing
songs? Let the 'Retired Artists' ("underground
musicians" who don't tour anymore) do
everything for you - and nobody need ever know.
This seems like a slightly melodramatic way of
employing a songwriter, but what the heck.
http://retiredartists.com/

>> Porn stars - before & after makeup <<
Some pretty skilled MAUs at work here, but we
eagerly await the upcoming Dove real beauty
campaign and as someone on twitter pointed out
- it has a humanising effect - real people made
your porn.
http://bit.ly/XcMp4I

>> Welsh URL shortener <<
Make long web addresses easier to share and
more trustworthy, with this shortening service.
http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo.ch/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Imagine if you could watch TV online. Wow.

* INTERNET INSTRUCTION VIDEO FROM THE 1990s -
we'd like to get a time machine back here as
making crappy homepages is our leet skill we're
hoping will come back into fashion.
http://youtu.be/XzbzMYhZgDM

* AUTECHRE VS WASHING MACHINE - possibly the
most thrilling video we've watched in a while.
This sounds like sarcasm, but it's genuinely,
utterly exhilarating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9ZY5V461c

* HARLEM SHAKE POOP EDITION - unsure about
linking this as it's NSFW and utterly
disgusting but it does nicely capture our
contempt for the Harlem Shake meme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyMETs72dBo

* HEY THERE'S A VIDEO ON TED THAT SUGGESTS THE
PLANET ISN'T UTTERLY FUCKING DOOMED - we
watched this and felt quite hopeful for a
moment that our kids won't die in climate
change scorched earth / flooding. Then we
googled Allan Savory - the chap giving the talk
- and found plenty of people saying his science
doesn't add up. Oh well, good to feel hopeful
about humanity's future, even for a few minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpTHi7O66pI

>> Donkey Kong: Pauline Edition <<
A dad modifies the game ROM so that his
three-year-old daughter can play as the girl
and rescue Mario. This should probably be an
option on all Mario games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeXDNg7scyU

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Redefining funny to mean shit since 1997

* THE OLD THERAPIST / THE RAPIST CONFUSION -
tbl offers us a variation on the classic:
http://www.therapieclinic.co.uk/

* JAPANESE GAMES COMPANY - suggested by
manolith for what he mockingly calls our
'hilarious' funny names section.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winky_Soft

* HE PLAYS THE PENISANO - ShodoPan asks us to
read the name carefully for the musician on
this CD. He also says, "I own this CD. It's
pretty ordinary." We think you mean
extraordinary, ShodoPan.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000003ESR/b3ta-21

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: FRIDAY GAME
Code Injection

Nifty game, where you 'inject' actions into
your character and random monsters for
differing results to guide you safely through
levels of a maze.
http://inject.craftyy.com

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Sheep Challenge

Last week we asked you to manipulate
sheep

Your favourites included:

* BAAA!: life's bittersweet tragedy as gently
looping animation (augsav)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10938558

* BAAAAA!: deeply sordid glance into flock
nightlife (The Silent Channel)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10938109

* BAAAAAAAA!: demented tribute to famed web
freak Cyriak (DaveExclamationMark)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10937916

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/sheep/

>> New challenge: Vegetable Heads <<
This week's challenge is to picture celebrities
and animals with vegetables for heads, for no
other reason than it can be done.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/vegetable-heads/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* BUS GAMES - hcr writes, "I regularly play
this in real life catching the 19 home in
Aberdeen. I thought I was being clever till my
wife pointed out she raises the stakes - she
walks towards the bus. Provided you catch the
bus, you'll get home at the same time having
got on the bus (and in the warm) sooner despite
the longer journey."

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* WRIST WATCH E-INK HOOP THAT DISPLAYS TIME
FROM ANY ROTATION - what with all the
speculation about an Apple watch, this is what
we'd like.

* A ROCK FAMILY TREE OF LEFTISH SPLITTING -
because we def need a diagram.

* A VIRUS THAT DESTROYS ALL MP3s - not because
we hate music, but the ubiquity of having all
music available everywhere has stopped the
recorded sound from being that special to us.
(Obviously live music and making music is still
fun.)

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by @JudgeDewie,
@YellowSphere, zog, @AnnMargaretC, &#8207;@uuilson,
&#8207;@mattround, &#8207;@downatheel Image challenge by
Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Subjlols via PJP. Top tip via SonoraAeroClub.

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TOP TIP:
Pretend you're sitting at a piano while at your
desk at work by placing two upside-down spoons
between your feet.

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