Vol 803 - May 31, 2009 - Strange Oreo Personality Test

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Strange "They're Mean to Me" Quotes:

I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice. - Michael Jackson

People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm. - Robert Redford

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage? - Imelda Marcos

I can't get no respect.- Rodney Dangerfield

They have vilified me, they have crucified me, yes, they have even criticized me. - Richard J. Daley

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterward.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim. Nobody likes you.

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* QUESTION - Unexpected nudity
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Lots of things, oh yes, stuff

>> Cassetteboy vs The Apprentice <<
Casetteboy hits Alan Sugar's shuffle button to
create an improved edit of the reality show
tycoon. Not quite safe for work, and so popular
already that we've been emailed it ten times
since Casetteboy posted it on our links board.
http://cassetteboy.wordpress.com

>> Herrings of War! <<
Joel sings a proud song, he sings of the
bravery, the tragic, futile bravery of the
herring horde and its war against mankind. What
a Wagnerian masterpiece!
http://rathergood.com/herring

>> Sandwich <<
Big fans of a cheese sarnie here at B3ta
Towers, so we enjoyed Scrambled Edd's
sandwich-based love song. Right up until the
mayonnaise, anyway. eww!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Sandwich

>> Geeky love tip <<
So you're in love with a friend but she already
has a boyfriend. Read on for an ingenious
solution to your problem. BTW: Author
anthonymorcom emails, "wrote this thing last
Friday and it went kind of massive, but I can't
count it as a success unless it gets into the
newsletter." Ha! Take that, internet.
http://batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Impulse buys

Inspired by your Ginger Fuhrer's purchase of a
trampoline that completely filled his garden,
we asked for the stupid things you've bought on
impulse:
http://b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/

Here's a list of the choicer items:

* 400 self-adhesive goggly eyes
* A full size dalek
* 1,000 cocktail umbrellas
* A replica Storm Trooper suit
* 5,000 kitchen cupboard doors
* A pub
* A life-sized statue of Lara Croft
* A replica US Army 1840s revolver
* A ghillie suit
* A set of deep purple satin bedsheets
* A 6-berth motorhome (off a man in a pub)
* A 12-disc Worzel Gummidge DVD box set
* 1,500 square metres of granite tiles
* A commemorative Eric Bristow plate

and

* The skeletal remains of a nineteenth-century
artist's model called Jo

>> This Week's Question <<
There you are, minding you own business when
**SURPRISE TODGER**... Tell us of unexpected
encounters with nudity:
http://b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Memes without content <<
Here are the anonymous rooms where they
performed the crazy comedy you sent on to your
friends. See how many you can get - we were
surprised how easy it is.
http://waxy.org/2009/05/memescenery/

>> Potato Portraits <<
Ginou Choueiri paints amazing portraits on
potatoes because "Not only is their skin porous
like ours, but their skin texture and colour is
very similar." Also, you have to cut the eyes
out before you cook them.
http://snurl.com/potatoshops

>> Explosions & boobs <<
Save valuable time watching Hollywood
blockbusters; simply reload the page to see
more pics of breasts and things blowing up.
http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

>> Star Wars first draft <<
Mystery Man dug through the George Lucas
archives to find the original draft of The Star
Wars. And it's quite the turd. Amazing how many
of the rubbish ideas trimmed from this made it
into the latter three Star Wars products.
http://snurl.com/starwarsalpha

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
It's like VHS 2.0

>> Cool optical illusion <<
One of the disturbing things about running B3ta
for so damn long is seeing our contributors
age: Zefrank is still producing excellent and
amusing content but his eyebrows are going grey
and his skin is sallow. Poor chap, maybe a
holiday would help.
http://vimeo.com/4791698

>> Biscuit-man vs chatlines <<
If you've ever pressed the channel up button on
your TV above the numbers that actually have
proper programming on them you'll have found
those weird video chat lines where tarty young
ladies are waiting for gentleman callers. Our
friend in this case subverts them by keeping the
subject off sex and on biscuits - although
personally we prefer to exercise our
sociopathic tendencies by wiping snot on door
handles.
http://channelbee.com/move/gags#2631

>> 1964 Antique MODEM Live Demo <<
The first modem we ever saw was in 1985 - an
acoustic coupler connected to an Amstrad CPC,
playing British Telecom's Multi User Dungeon.
Like an ASCII World of Warcraft it knocked up a
£400 phone bill for our school friend. We had
no idea that even in the 80s, this was a 20
year old technology. Watch and learn, children:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9dpXHnJXaE

>> Hello Cleveland! <<
Comedy Basics 101: writing feel-good songs
about provincial towns is funny. Try it
yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>> Spiderman vs pigeons <<
People who do street mine are pillocks who
deserve everything they get - including this
fine bit of bird seed-based pwnage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ysrKF3tBI

>> One Line on the Sopranos <<
You probably don't remember Erik Weiner's
performance in The Sopranos. His single line
was, "Leon, take your break at two." Erik is
now stretching out his small moment of fame,
for comic effect, and thereby making himself
much more famous as a result. Clever stuff,
Erik.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/One_Line_on_the_Sopranos

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Letter Arts Challenge

Last week we wanted you to make stuff out of
letters

Your favourites included:

* TREK - Kirk, Spock and the inevitable dead
guy are beamed on board (barryheadwound)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9461866

* TERROR - summing up the New York attacks via
the simple gift of numbers (Faceburger)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9460496

* PANGRAM - featuring both a quick brown fox
and a lazy dog (Cocodaye Miasere)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9466235

All these images, and the highest as
voted by you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/letterart/

>> New challenge: Extreme Sports <<
This week's extreme challenge is to make
dangerous sports more extreme, to make
dull sports more extreme, and to turn
everyday activities into extreme sports.
Like, gnarly, dude. Challenge suggested
by Joe Scaramanga
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/extremesports/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

Follow-ups on previous stories.

* STOLEN VIDEO - "I can't believe some yank
STOLE the video I filmed especially for the
links board and won $600!" yells
combatcameraman. "Luckily, the b3tards were
straight on it. I've got in touch and am going
to try and claim the money back as it's
rightfully mine."
http://b3ta.com/links/Is_this_stolen

* COVER VERSION - "Since posting my first few
mashup 'Cover Version' album covers on here a
couple of months ago it's kinda gone global -
in no small part to the enthusiasm of you
boarders and having them featured in the
newsletter," chirps little pixel. "Just wanted
to say thank to everyone for motivating me to
do more and for the exposure. They are on the
cover of trade mag 'Design Week' as of today as
well as being featured in Wired and GQ's
webbysites."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Thanks_B3ta

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

This week we asked all the people who follow
your Ginger Fuhrer on twitter (@robmanuel, some
shit nabbed @b3ta) for suggestions:

* DE-HANCING FILMS - "re-edit a CGI-fest to
make it look shoddy + fun. Add strings to space
ships, replace any CGI with claymation." We
suggest Tron. (via @ricomonkeon)

* VERBSWAPR - "Poet Ross Sutherland once
swapped every verb in Little Red Riding Hood
for the one below it in the dictionary. More of
this, plz." What about an automatic tool that
works with URLs? (via @gomark)

* MICROWAVE MODS - "Can you turn a microwave
into some kind of slow-acting raygun by turning
it inside out?" (via @bounder)

And special mention to Gidleys who asks, "Can
someone please code something that enables me
to load the newsletter with all the Joel Veitch
stuff removed?" Oooh meany!

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:

This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Darklord,
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed, @bounder, @alnapp, 52745,
Floppy Donkey & @dxtr Additional linkage and
image challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder
is QOTW bloke. Subjlols via tricyclic_looper.

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TESCO VALUE TOP TIP:

Mong the Merciless explains, "Simply use
Tesco's self-service scanners and enter any
random number for 'own bags used' - voila, free
clubcard points. It seems to work with no
problems up to one bag per item bought. My
record is 150 for a packet of chewing gum - it
beeped and some nice employee just came over
and hit override without even looking so I
still go the points.

"Forget the image challenge, I want, nay
demand, to see who can get the most free
clubcard points with this method. Remember
folks, scan and post the receipt as without
pics it never happened."

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SICKIPEDIA:
Some random woman stopped me in the street
today and started telling me a joke. It had all
the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse,
incestual rape, tears and suffering; but I
didn't understand the punchline. Something
about £2 a month? (nobodys hero)
http://www.sickipedia.org/

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Vol 802 - May 27, 2009 - Strange & Unusual Facts

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INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER!

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OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO
THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS
OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS
WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS
SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL

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Strange Quotes:

"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation." - Ted Kennedy, US Senator

"That's inches away from being millimeter perfect." - Ted Lowe

"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul

"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My Wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think." - Testimony from court records

"It's like an Alcatraz around my neck" - Thomas Menino, Boston Mayor, on the shortage of city parking spaces

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange & Unusual Facts

Here are some unusual facts that you can use to prove superiority to your friends.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
teeth every 10 yrs.

People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

The average housefly lives for one month.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Don't ask how.

A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

Among the music catalog's that Michael Jackson owns the rights to, is the South Carolina State anthem.

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

Humphrey Bogart and Princess Diana were seventh cousins.

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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ING FORMULA 1 - F-1 RACER SLIDES SIDEWAYS DOWN THE TRACK! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/151108.html

STRANGE BRIDGES, WALKWAYS & HIGHWAYS AROUND THE WORLD - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/151283.html

STRANGE FARM ANIMALS - BULL RIDING! UP HIGH! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/150966.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - ST - EUROPE - Spain - Italy - Germany - Belgium - Holland - Greece - Baltic States

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/100575_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Quotes and MisQuotes! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/151448.html

Strange Titanic Facts - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/151450.html

Strange Counterfeit $ - Almost 50% After Civil War! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/151451.html

Strange City & Town Names In the USA & Canada - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/151452.html

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Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

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Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

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Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

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DRAG RACING - FORMULA ONE - RALLY CARS - BICYCLE RACING
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Strange "Military" Quotes:

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine.

..At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!
To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"...

"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis." - from a post-war debriefing of a German General

Memorial Day Toasts & Quotes

"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."

"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.

I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.

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STRANGE 'SUPER BIG' ITEMS! - COWBOY BOOTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/151027.html

STRANGE JAPANESE CUSTOM VANS - MICKEY MOUSE & BLUE BUMPER - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/150776.html

OLDE EUROPEAN AUTO ADS & PRODUCT MODELS - 50'S, 60'S & 70'S - POLKSI FIAT - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/151199.html

STRANGE INTERNATIONAL TOILET SIGNS - LIL RED RIDING HOOD AND THE WOLF! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/151060.html

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STRANGE CROCODILES & ALLIGATORS - LOOK OUT!! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/150912.html

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STRANGE BUT POPULAR MOUNTAIN HIKE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/151309.html

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THE STRANGE WORLD OF SURFING - HUGE WAVE - AWESOME! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/150986.html

STRANGE STREAMLINED CAR - BATMOBILE? - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/151118.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SM - MILITARY - "SPECIAL" PICTURES AND PRESENTATIONS

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/100050_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Blonde History & Future - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/151152.html

Memorial Day Service - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/21131.html

Top 10 Strange Divorces! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/151153.html

Famous Failed Predictions About the Future - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/151154.html

10 Strange Things You Might Not Know About World War II - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/151425.html

A Young Marine Thanks a Realty Office - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/107731.html

The History of Memorial Day - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/100305.html

What Do You Know About The Flag? - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/106976.html

A Memorial Day Prayer - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/100303.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SM - MILITARY - "SPECIAL" PICTURES AND PRESENTATIONS

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Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

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Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

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This Week:
* LOL 'FAT' CATS - Nope, not with actual cats
* VEITCH - Lion toasters
* NAZIS - On the moon!

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Toasters, Voices, Fat Cats

>> Lion toaster <<
Joel Veitch regrets his recent purchase of a
toaster manufactured by lions. He elaborates
through the medium of song:
http://rathergood.com/toaster

>> Impersonations <<
"I'm always behind the animation doing my
impersonations," complains Terry Mynott. "So
here is my ugly mug." By some ungodly wizardry,
he's able to make his voice sound exactly like
somebody else's. Probably sold his soul to
Satan. Anyway, we'd really really like to see
more of his Shawshank Redemption redub.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Impersonations

>> Lol fat cats <<
Nicolas Roope, best-known for having an
enormous Nordic beard - has been combo-ing up
the locat meme with satiric intent. In theory
we hate it, but in practise it made us grin.
Much like Roope's beard.
http://lolfatcats.com/

>> Beyoncé's unseen Nintendo DS advert <<
Defying Darwin reveal the Beyoncé endorsement
that the lawyers didn't want you to see. NSFW,
if your boss has particularly sharp eyesight.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Beyonces_unseen_nintendo_ds_advert

>> "Buy me a boat" <<
"I'm gonna become a the Simon Le Bon of le
comedy," brags John Hopkins. He and his chums
vow to beat the recession by buying a yacht on
credit, sailing it to Edinburgh and using the
ticket money to pay back the boat shop. Will
they make it? Or, more likely, will they drown?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/With_Sails_and_I

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Bullies

Last week we asked for your, frankly shocking,
stories of bullying:
http://b3ta.com/questions/bullies/

* FISH FACE - "My dad was a policeman and told
me of a man who'd been brought in regarding a
crime the police knew he was responsible for.
He refused to budge from his story and the
decision was made to apply a little 'pressure'
to ensure the required outcome. One of the
coppers was a member of the police diving squad
and just happened to have his wetsuit and gear
with him. Someone was sent down to the pier.
The accused was left alone in the interview
room for a while. And then... the door opened
to reveal a frogman in full kit, flippers and
facemask, carrying a large fish. The questions
were posed again, but this time each
'incorrect' answer came with a mighty wet fish
slap around the chops. Eventually the chap
coughed to the crime and it all went to court.
Once on the stand, the defendant withdrew his
confession as it had been made under duress,
and explained the situation surrounding it. The
judge had him sent off for psychiatric
assessment." (chickenlady)

* FROGS, SNAILS, PUPPYDOG TAILS - "I'm half
French and so I had the usual taunts of 'frog'
through primary school. One day whilst enduring
the (by now slightly stale) jibes about 'eating
snails', one of the more ape-like older boys
thrust one under my nose. 'Fuck it,' I thought.
So I ate it. It wasn't too bad as I recall. Bit
crunchy - I've since learnt not to eat the
shells." (mrgibbles)

* SICK AND TIRED - "A four year-old Rakky is
sat on the school bus, wearing her boater and
gymslip, heading off to another day at the hell
hole school she'd been sent to. And like every
day, as soon as the bus doors closed and my
mother's tearful face slid out of view, the
girl from my class, the stupid, popular, rich
one would start on me. "Give me your jotter,
what's the matter, cry baby, going to tell
teacher?" On and on it went, every single day
until one day I could take no more. So, pulling
myself up to the full height that only a four
year-old can muster, I prepared to unleash a
salvo of such terrifying force that even the
gods themselves would stop to listen... And I
vomited on her. Didn't mean to, it just kind of
fell out. Left me alone after that, though.
Stupid bitch." (Rakky)

>> This Week's Question <<
This week your Ginger Fuhrer bought a
trampoline that was almost bigger than his
garden. Make him feel better by telling us
about your impulse buys:
http://b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Cake lego <<
Cake made of lego and lego made of cake. It's a
mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world. Except
for lego.
http://is.gd/ALiW

>> Flash electronic music generator <<
Save money by cluttering your screen, not your
room, with inexplicable but exciting-looking
lumps of electronic gubbins. You could be the
next Technotronic!
http://www.hobnox.com/audiotool

>> Kanyefy the web <<
Make every site like the Kanye West blog, with
this handy one-button solution.
http://fffff.at/kanyefy-text-bookmarklet/

>> How to use Twitter for marketing and PR <<
The Web 2.0 adman's holy grail explained.
Although in our experience, Twitter is the most
effective marketing tool... only for Twitter.
http://www.howtousetwitterformarketingandpr.com/

>> Vintage porn interiors <<
Watch one porno and you've pretty much seen
them all, in terms of naked dangly bits. But
check out the wallpaper! We suspect this is how
ladies think when we try to get them to watch
dirty movies with us.
http://snurl.com/pronbackgrounds

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Which this week we're subbing to 'yideo'

>> Czech novelty pop <<
Delve into eastern Europe's murky past with a
seventies ditty from what is clearly the 20th
century's most mental musical combo. It'd be
comedy gold even without the sound.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Pure_Comedy_Gold

>> Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus <<
From the scant clues, we figure this is a film
where a gigantic shark meets, and possibly
comes into conflict with, an enormous octopus.
Fans of this sort of Z-movie action might also
enjoy tracking down Megalodon, which stars a
young John Barrowman and a colossal CGI shark.
http://bit.ly/14xMrs

>> 5 second films <<
Ludicrously short comic sketches; keep hitting
'Random for more lols. "Robodog, walk!"
http://5secondfilms.com/watch/robodog

>> Whack-a-kitty <<
Please hammer, don't hurt them.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/whack_a_kitty

>> A message from the Queen <<
Britain's head of state finally speaks her mind
to the nation.
http://b3ta.com/links/Ladies_gentlemen_Her_Majesty_the_Queen

>> Nazis on the moon <<
In 1945 the nazis fled to the moon. In 2018
they are coming back. Now THAT'S a film pitch.
http://www.ironsky.net/

>> Sorry I'm late <<
Arty bit of stop-motion whimsey, in a lying on
the floor and wobbling pillows about stylee.
http://www.sorry-im-late.com/watch.html

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

Results from the Reinventing the Wheel
Challenge

Last week we wanted you to invent
pointless new stuff to replace perfectly
old good stuff.

Your favourites included:

* CATFLAP - upgrade your cat's life with this
useful bit of intergalactic kit (2 Can Chunder)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9450292

* LEGO - entirely feasible yet completely
rubbish Jenga update (op)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9446748

* TRUMP - summing up the challenge perfectly:
expensive and stupid, and probably in
production right now (monkeon)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9456399

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/reinventingthewheel/

>> New challenge: Letter Art <<
This week we'd like you to make an animal or a
celebrity, or something generally
recognisable... entirely from letters and
punctuation. It's like making ascii art, but
using Photoshop.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/letterart/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

This week we asked people on twitter what
they'd like to see:

* KITTY SHITTY TWITTY - RFID tag your cat & set
it up to tweet every time it uses the litter
tray. It'll be huge, twitterers will follow any
old shit. (via @bounder)

* IMDOLLATED HEROES - Build dolls of famously
immolated people, then set them on fire and
film it. (via @Ikebox)

* YOUPAIDFORIT.COM - Take photos of MPs' homes
and make a 'Home Beautiful' style blog to
feature all the nice things we paid for.
(via @bloggerheads)

Also special mention to @Protowizard who says,
"I want some sort of literal gingerbread house
and I want it NOW."

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:

This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by @ToastMaster,
@adelleywelley, @dalzinho, @nikroope, planearm,
Cr3, god save the queen, clopinettes,
@edwardrussia, @alnapp. Top Tippery by Ugi
Additional linkage and image challenge by
Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Subjlols via sadako. Sickipedia love to
FoXXyViXen.

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TOP TIP TESCO HACK:

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two weeks ahead? Simply edit the URL in their
dumb-ass web-site. Click a future date range
and you get a page with a URL including
"week=1" or "week=2". There's no link to
anything further ahead, but it works up to
week=5 by simply editing the page address. So
you can book your groceries to arrive the
morning you get back from your 3-week holiday.

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SICKIPEDIA:
If I enter Stephen Hawking against his will, am
I a rapist or a hacker?
http://www.sickipedia.org/

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INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER!

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OVER 7,000 GREAT PICTURES AND IMAGES OF RACING - ALL KINDS!
DRAG RACING - FORMULA ONE - RALLY CARS - BICYCLE RACING
SAILING REGATTAS - CRASHES - DRAGBOATS - MOTORCYCLES - MONSTER TRUCKS
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Strange Quotes About Countries:

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. - Richard Brenner

It's easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time. - Philip Dunne

The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. - P. J. O'Rourke

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Fascinating Facts

Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.
What is it?
A. Skinny dipping.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A. Wash their hands. Women: 80%, men: 55%.

Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.

Q. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A. Banana.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
A. Change their underwear.

Q. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A. A kiss.

Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey.

Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A. Have a look in your medicine cabinet.

Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
A. Wear underwear.

Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% carbon dioxide?
A. A fart.

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The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley, Jr.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. - Sarah Bernhardt

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. - Alice May Brock

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield)

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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TOP 25 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality."

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

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