Sonntag, 26. Februar 2017

VOL 1580 - FEB. 26, 2017 - How Many College Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb in the South?

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Strange Quotes:

"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.

"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei

"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson

"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering

"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering

"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - How Many College Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb in the South?

How many college students does it take to change a light bulb in the South?

At Vanderbilt it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any ivy leaguer.

At Georgia it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Georgia Tech and get instructions.

At Florida it takes four. One to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get high off the old one.

At Alabama it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Bear would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Auburn students.

At Ole Miss it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

At LSU it takes seven. And each one gets credit for four semester hours for it.

At Kentucky it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.

At Tennessee it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how Phillip Fulmer is too stupid to do it.

At Mississippi State it takes fifteen. One to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to shout, "GO TO HELL OLE MISS, GO TO HELL!!!"

At Auburn it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Bama, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.

At South Carolina it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to discuss how this will finally be the year they have a good football team.

At Arkansas it takes none. There is no electricity in Arkansas.


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VOL 1579 - FEB. 22, 2017 - Strange Trivial Trivia

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Strange "Male Perspectives on Marriage"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Trivial Trivia


Red and blue are the most popular tie colors in the U.S.

A mother kangaroo is called a "flyer."

Fingernails are made out of the same stuff as horse hooves, bird talons, bull horns, and bear claws.

In Great Britain, rummage sales are called "jumble sales."

In the opening procession of the Olympics, the team representing the host nation always marches last.

"Horripilation" is the medical term for goosebumps.

Thirty-four percent of Microsoft employees are Indian.

American electric razors hum in the key of B flat. Razors in England, however, buzz in the key of G.

The pilgrims took apart the Mayflower and used the wood to build a barn.

Forty percent of people in America have never been to see a dentist.

A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the Sun to revolve around the center of the Milky Way. That's about 225 million years.

Major league baseball bats are made of ash.

Just about half of the people charged with homicide in the US are convicted of the crime.

Toys R Us was originally the Children's Supermart.

The first portable calculator placed for sale by Texas Instruments, in 1972, weighed 2.5 pounds and cost $150.

Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.

Sixty percent of Americans can name all Three Stooges. Just 17 percent can name three Supreme Court judges.

The back of the human hand is the "opisthenar."

Norway has won more total medals at the Winter Olympic Games than any other nation.

The official name of Rhode Island, used on all state documents, is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.


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Sonntag, 19. Februar 2017

VOL 1578 - FEB. 19, 2017 - Strange Self Help Books - The Bible for Dummies

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The Bible, as Written By Students

Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by
college students

1.Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
2.The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
3.New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
4.Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
5.Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to #abuse@romans.gov.
6.Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
7.The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
8.Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes
9.Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshers.
10.Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Bible for Dummies


AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: 1. Parish information read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELIEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. 2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.

PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.

PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass– led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.

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VOL 1577 - FEB. 15, 2017 - Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational!

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Strange Quotes of The Day - STRANGE "Virtues & Vices" QUOTES

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." - Mae West

"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean." - G. K. Chesterton

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." - Anonymous

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."- Gloria Steinem

"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"- Jenny Weber

"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers."
- Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational!

Enjoy a few chuckles.....

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person

who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only
a nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been

run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men


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VOL 1576 - FEB. 12, 2017 - Classic Southern Expressions!

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Strange Sports Quotes: WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS:

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
(Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."

15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips,
Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Southern Expressions


Exclamations:
"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

Good Things/Compliments:
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
"Gooder than grits."

The Weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

Descriptions:
A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."
When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."
If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."
A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a
marble floor."

Insults:
"She's uglier than homemade soap."
"Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."
Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."


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VOL 1575 - FEB. 08, 2017 - Calculate Your Birth Number - Find Out Who You Are Like!

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable without You It's like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Numbers Fun - Calculate Your Birth Number - Find Out Who You Are Like!

Your Birth Number

Birth Number is considered to be the most powerful tool within numerology to calculate the destiny of an individual.The importance of birth numbers have been recognized since the earliest civilizations. Birth number is evolved from the date of birth of an individual.


Example: March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2
2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.


#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER



#1 - THE ORIGINATOR

1s are originals - Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1s are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them.... Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.

Famous 1s: Tom Hanks, Robert Redbird, Hulk Logan, Carol Burnet, Wynn Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welsh.

# 2 - THE PEACEMAKER

2s are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.

Famous 2s: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

3s are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.

Famous 3s: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster.

# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE

4s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST

5s are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5s: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil.

# 6 - THE ROMANTIC

6s are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their emotions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6s should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.

Famous 6s: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn.

# 7 - THE INTELLECTUAL

7s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.

Famous 7s: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana.

# 8 - THE BIG SHOT

8s are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.

Famous 8s: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus.

#9 - THE PERFORMER

9s are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9s: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley.

#11 THE INTUITIVE

Very intuitive people with leadership quality. Knowledge, communication and intelligence are part of their lives. 11 is also called psychics number and considered as a master number. Person with 11 as their birth number will act as channels of communication between higher and lower.
Famous Personalities with number 11: Benito Mussolini, Coco Chanel

#22 THE MASTER BUILDER

22 is also the master number in numerology calculations. Number 22 is similar to number 4 but charged version of number 4. You can turn your dreams into realty. You can be a good leader, entrepreneur, business person and politician.
Famous Personalities with number 22: Leonard De Vinci, Margaret Thatcher, Paul Mc Cartney


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VOL 1574 - FEB. 05, 2017 - Strange Super Bowl 51 Fun & History

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Strange Super Bowl Quotes

Herb Adderly, Green Bay Packers cornerback (Super Bowl II):
"(When asked if he would rather play the game in Los Angeles or Miami)
"I'll play anywhere for $15,000."

Joe Namath, New York Jets quarterback (Super Bowl III):
"We're going to win on Sunday. I guarantee it."

A reporter to Doug Williams, Washington Redskins quarterback (Super Bowl XXII):
"How long have you been a black quarterback?"

Eli Manning, New York Giants quarterback on Joe Namath:
"Joe Namath was a great, confident man. That was then, this is now. I am not going to guarantee anything."

Duane Thomas, Dallas Cowboys quarterback (Super Bowl VI):
"If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year?"

Ernie Holmes, Pittsburgh Steelers defensive tackle, on Super Bowl X in Miami:
"I'll be glad to leave here. I feel like eating palm trees. I don't like this place. It's for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and to die."

Julie Brown to Emmitt Smith, Dallas Cowboys running back (Super Bowl XXVIII):
"What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"1

Bill Peterson, football coach:
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."

Tom Coughlin, New York Giants head coach:
"We have taken precautions. The medical people have done the best they can to distribute some medicine, if you will, in advance of the plane trip out there. Hopefully the guys are rested enough that this will not be an issue."

Safety Rodney Harrison, on Randy Moss' play:
"It's not about catches and stats...It's all about wining. Coach Belichick, whether you're a free agent, a draft pick or a guy that's been here for five [or] eight years, he tells you [to] check your ego at the door, and that's what Randy's been doing."

Amani Toomer, New York Giants wide receiver:
"My first Super Bowl I was real giddy...I'll be honest with you, I was just happy to be around. Now just to get off the plane and see all of the cameras, I'm just focused on the game and what we have to do in order to beat the Patriots."

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Dallas Cowboys linebacker (Super Bowl XIII):
"Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the 'C' and the 'A.'"

Matt Millen, Oakland Raiders linebacker (after learning the Washington Redskins' OG Russ Grimm said he'd 'run over his own mother to win the Super Bowl') (Super Bowl XVIII):
"I'd run over Russ Grimm's mother to win the Super Bowl, too."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Which City Has Hosted the Super Bowl the Most Times?

Which City Has Hosted the Super Bowl the Most Times?

Miami, Florda has hosted the most at ten times.

Five times at the Miami Orange Bowl, and 5 times at the Joe Robbie/Pro Player/Dolphin/Sun Life Stadium.

The decision by NFL owners to award the 2014 Super Bowl to the joint bid submitted by the New York Giants and New York Jets was a significant milestone for America's unofficial national holiday, Super Bowl Sunday.

For the first time, the Super Bowl will be played in the largest metropolitan area in the country which also happens to be the No. 1 media market in the U.S.

Super Bowl XLVIII will take place at the New Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey, which is owned by the Giants and Jets and is a short subway ride from Manhattan. New York (or New Jersey, if you will) will finally get a chance to host the big game, an event that some economists believe will provide a $550 million boost to the local economy, New York Jets chairman and CEO Woody Johnson told news sources.


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MOTORCYCLE RACING DANGERS - AFTER SMALL JUMP - RACER ALMOST LOOSES IT! - SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201152.html


AWESOME CONCEPT MOTORCYCLE - JAPANESE BULLET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201153.html


AMAZING GLASS TABLE CREATES BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW OF COLORS FROM SUN LIGHT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201154.html


STRANGE FACTS - GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER ON DISPLAY IN FLORENCE, ITALY MUSEUM - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201155.html


STRANGE HISTORY - WHY CHILD LABOR LAWS - 1911 PHOTO OF "BREAKER BOYS" CHILDREN COAL MINERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201156.html


STRANGE NEW SPORTS - JOUSTING - ON SEGWAYS! FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201157.html


COOL PIXS - UNDERWATER OCTOPUS TATTOO LOOK JUST LIKE REAL OCTOPUS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201158.html


COOL WALL ART - AMAZING MURAL ON APARTMENT HOUSE WALL - MATCHING SKY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201159.html


STRANGE VEHICLE ACCESSORIES - DRIVE YOU CAR FROM OUTSIDE WITH iPHONE - STEER THE WHEEL FROM FROM THE SCREEN! - COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201136.html


STRANGE 3-D ARTWORK - CHECKOUT THIS COMBINATION DRONE WARPED INTO STREET LEVEL PHOTO OF MOSQUE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198160.html


SUPER BOWL XLIX ADS- - ONE OF THE BEST - THE BIKINI BLONDE EATING A CARL'S JR BURGER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194184.html


STRANGE PAST SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOWS - SUPERBOWL XXXVIII - 2004 - ROCK THE VOTE - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & JANET JACKSON - WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/164769.html


STRANGE PAST SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOWS - SUPERBOWL XL - ROLLING STONE - DETROIT 2006 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/164768.html


BEACH FUN - STRANGE SAND SCULPTURES - THE LAST SUPPER - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201190.html


MILITARY FUN - KILLER KRAYONS - BULLET SHAPED - FOR MILITARY SCHOOLS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/201193.html


MILITARY FUN - COOL SOLDIER RIFLE STAR FORMATION! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201191.html


MILLENNIALS - GOODBYE CAKES FOR INTERNS - YOU EXCEEDED OUR LOW EXPECTATIONS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201192.html


STRANGE POLICE DEMOS - MOTORCYCLE COPS STACKED AND BALANCED ON PARADE ROUTE - WOW! - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/201194.html


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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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Using Football Terminology in Religion - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/168933.html


Who's the Greatest NFL Quarterback Ever? - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/177525.html


'G' On Packers' Helmet Doesn't Stand for 'Green Bay' ... What? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/179999.html


Big Time Football in the South - How Many SEC Students to Change a Lightbulb....... - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/156610.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - FOOTBALL - NFL - COLLEGE - STAR PLAYERS

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VOL 1573 - FEB. 01, 2017 - Strange Zen Sarcasm

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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FEBRUARY FUN!


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Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Zen Sarcasm


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.


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AMAZING PICTURES - SUNSET FROM ABOVE THE CLOUDS OVER AUSTRALIA - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201137.html


STRANGE CHARTS - THE WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE CITIES AND WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201138.html


INCREDIBLE FIBER OPTIC EVENING GOWN - GLOWS IN THE DARK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201139.html


FOOD FUN - STRANGE MAC-N-CHEESE MEATLOAF LUNCHEON MEAT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201140.html


RARE MARILYN MONROE PHOTOS - 1948 TEENAGE BOYS TOSSING MARILYN FROM A BLANKET INTO THE AIR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201141.html


CLASSIC OLDE CARS - REAR VIEW OF PURPLE/WHITE 1959 FORD WITH CONTINENTAL KIT - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/201143.html


MOTHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - YOUNG BOY GRABS REAR OF TRUCK AND PULLS MOTHER BICYCLE ALONG! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201144.html


STRANGE TRAVEL DESTINATIONS - PRUERTO CHICAMA, PERU WHERE THE LONGEST WAVES IN THE WORLD APPEAR! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/201146.html


HIGHWAY DANGERS - HUGE 6 FT METAL SAW BLADE EMBEDS ITSELF IN FRONT OF CAR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201147.html


FIRST BEATLES SELFIE - 1966 - GEORGE HARRISON AT THE TAJ MAHAL INDIA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201148.html


HUGE NEW COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE EQUIPMENT - HUGE NEW 747 ENGINES ON LUFTHANSA AIRCRAFT - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/201149.html


STRANGE BATHROOM MORONS - MAN LEARNS ABOUT NEW BLOW DRY EQUIPMENT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201150.html


STRANGE ANCIENT JEWELRY - 1,700 YEAR OLD ROMAN GLASS RING - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201142.html


MILITARY MORONS IN TRAINING - SOLDIER LEARNING TO THROW HAND GRENADE HITS TREE AND IT BOUNCES BACK INTO HIS FOXHOLE! CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201145.html


IRONY - ECO-BUS NAILS DEMONSTRATORS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201086.html


OCEAN SAILING DANGERS - FOLLOWING BOAT NARROWLY AVOID COMPETITORS SAILBOAT AS IT HEALS OVER! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/201069.html


WHY I LOST MY JOB - FEDEX DRIVER THROWS TV OVER THE FENCE - STRANGE DELIVERY! FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201135.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - STRANGE MUTANTS & ALBINO ANIMALS - All Kinds - Big & Small

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Scary Thoughts About YOUR Future - Your New Job, Travel, Life! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201044.html


20 Cities With Strange Names and the Stories Behind Them - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/155168.html


Top 10 Strange & Infamous Pirates - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/152637.html


Top Ten Strangest Phobias........ - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/154331.html


Top 10 Strangest Movies Ever Made! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/153748.html


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