Samstag, 30. November 2013

VOL 1274 - DEC. 01, 2013 - PROVERBS - The Strange Version!

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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DECEMBER FUN


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Strange Quotes and Tombstones

The Cowboy's Prayer
Oh Lord, I reckon I'm not much just by myself.
I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do.
But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high,
Help me to ride it straight the whole way through.
And when in the falling dusk I get the final call,
I do not care how many flowers they send--
Above all else the happiest trail would be
For You to say to me, "Let's ride, My friend."
Amen
Roy Rogers
(Sunset Hills Memorial Park, Apple Valley, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr
(Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

A star on earth - a star in heaven
Karen Carpenter
(Forest Lawn; Cyprus, California)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Proverbs – The Strange Version

1. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

2. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

3. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

5. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

6. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

7. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

8. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

11. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

13. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material.


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This Week:

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* CELEBS - with inverted eyes


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Literally, Chocolate and Doge


  >> Literally <<

  Sam Bailey receives poetic justice. Nice one,

  dogfood! Literally.

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  >> Cursing Candy <<

  "Hash tag n-n-n-nineteen," inexplicably begins

  leehardcastle, before making an animation of

  sweary chocolate wrappers. Slightly NSFW

  because of visible swears.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1100965/



  >> Doge Adventure <<

  "Such animation," writes weebl. We like his style.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Doge_Adventure



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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

  Job Interview Disasters

  

  Last week we wanted the things you'd said and

  done in job interviews tha cost you the job:

http://b3ta.com/questions/jobinterviewdisasters/


  * ASSAULT - "My first interview at 17, hoping to

  become a draughtsman. I took along my pre-CAD

  portfolio, which was a thick wad of drawings

  rolled up in a plastic tube. As I entered the

  building my interviewer, sitting at reception,

  got up and proffered a sweaty mitt. There was a

  step down to reception. Just one fucking step.

  It was hard to miss. I missed it. My momentum

  launched me forwards in a fucked-up stumbling

  motion. The thick wad of drawings launched

  themselves forwards from my tube as from a

  rocket launcher. They whistled past my

  interviewer, grazing his ear. He smiled

  politely, pulled out a handkerchief and dabbed

  at the blood now seeping from his lug-hole. We

  carried on with the pointless interview." (jrd)


  

  * FUCKING COLUMBO, ME - "I knew a girl who very

  much wanted to join the Metropolitan Police. She

  figured after a few years on the beat, she'd

  like to get into serious investigation, maybe

  become a detective. She was invited to interview

  in London. She couldn't find the office. She

  went home and never mentioned it again."

  (SimianKid)



  * RETARDIS - "Today I sent the interview panel a

  message to say I was running 15 mins late.

  Turned up for the interview 2 days early. Take

  that spacetime." (andy blip)



  >> This Week - SELF-INFLICTED INJURIES <<

  Injured yourself in a moment of frustration?

  Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have

  tiger bread? Yeah, us too:

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: SITES IN BRIEF

  Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates


  >> Cracking selection of cinematic gifs <<

  Cinemagraphs are great big, beautiful GIFs with

  a very small element of animation. They are

  lovely.

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/cinemagraph-gifs



  >> Celebrity faces with inverted eyes and mouths <<

  Shouldn't be as funny as it is - come marvel at

  Reese Witherspoon's underbite!

http://goo.gl/FWjIr5



  >> JPMorgan's Twitter-based Q&A <<

  Mega-evil finance corp decides to hold an open

  Q&A on Twitter - the results are predictable.

http://ronnierocket.com/2013/11/26/jpmorgan-on-twitter/



  >> Instagram dictators <<

  Ever wondered what it would look like if all

  your favourite brutal dictators had Instagram?

  Wonder no more!

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  >> Waiting In Line 3D <<

  The most accurate three dimensional simulation

  of queueing yet conceived for the gaming medium

http://www.waitinginline3d.com/



  >> Motherfucking website design <<

  This long, sweary usability rant will make you

  reconsider your pretty-designy ways.

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/



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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO


  >> Chat Roulette version of Wrecking Ball <<

  Hilarious. The best parody we've seen so far

  although, like Get Lucky, we suspect this one

  will run and run.

http://youtu.be/W6DmHGYy_xk



  >> Shakespearean actors recreate YouTube row <<

  A comment section spat, vastly improved by the

  sonorous tones of fruity, old thesps.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1100391/



  >> Musical Ruth - The Nun on a Piano <<

  This is an act and a half, although people seem

  too terrified to actually get near.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1101289/



  >> Knitted traffic light <<

  Delightfully silly.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Traffic_Light



  >> When game glitches go beautifully right <<

  Game engine mishap from Assassin's Creed

  basically causes the Rapture.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/When_game_glitches_go_right



  >> Salad Fingers! 10th birthday! <<

  If you haven't heard of Salad Fingers now's

  your chance to catch up - it's the 10th

  anniversary of David Firth's unsettling

  animation stylings. Enjoy! 

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Salad_fingers_10th_birthday



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: FUNNY NAME CORNER 

  The Prince Albert on Bellenden Street


  Google StreetView reveals a pub that "is packed

  full of loudly braying ignorant cunts who would

  benefit from a savage beating," according to

  pissflaps.

http://goo.gl/xVp20Y



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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

  Results from the Past People Challenge


  Last week we wanted you to imagine people from

  the past doing their thing in the future


  Your favourites included:

 

  * SMILE: enigmatic Renaissance lady finds herself

  in smug surroundings (Memaxx)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11032034

 

  * KETTLE: famed horsewoman joins ranks of

  unclothed auction sellers (monkeon)  

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11032997


  * SHIRLEY: Halifax fatman causes Big Apple 

  skyscraper havoc (ferret)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11032196

  

  All these images, and the highest as voted by

  you can be found here:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/past-people-today/



  >> New challenge: Sell the Unsellable <<

  Pick something that nobody wants and create an 

  advert for it. i.e. "Drowning - it's the only 

  way to go!" or "Give your car a unique design 

  with... RUST!" (Challenge suggested by The Silent 

  Channel)

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/sell-the-unsellable/



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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

  Follow-ups on previous stories.


  >> NBC News interviewed me about Miley Cyrus today <<

  Joel Veitch delights: "Miley had a giant

  lip-synching animated kitten behind her at the

  American Music Awards. I am now the go-to guy

  for Miley Cyrus commentary!" 

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  Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

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Dienstag, 26. November 2013

VOL 1273 - NOV. 26, 2013 - Strange Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia

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THANKSGIVING DAY FUN


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RARE OLD CELEBRITY AND OLD MUSICIAN PIXS

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OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WHAT DO "YOU" SEE?
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - TURKEY DAY TOASTS!!!!

A Toast for Friends & Family

Here's to friends both near and far:
Here's to woman, man's guiding star:
Here's to friends we've yet to meet,
Here's to those here: all here I greet:
Here's to childhood, youth, old age,
Here's to prophet, bard and sage,
Here's to health to every one,
Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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"Real abundance is found when we join hands with those we love." anon

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. - E.P. Powell

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia

* The first Thanksgiving celebration lasted three days.

* The Wampanoag chief invited to the first Thanksgiving feast was named Massasoit.

* The Pilgrims didn't use forks.

* Only about one-third of the original colonists were Puritans.

* The Mayflower's crossing took 66 days.

* It's unclear if the Pilgrims at turkey at the first Thanksgiving. At the time, "turkey" meant any kind of fowl.

* Evidence indicates that turkeys have been around for more than 10 million years.

* Turkey eggs hatch in 28 days.

* A baby turkey is called a "poult."

* A mature turkey has about 3,500 feathers.

* More than 45 million turkeys are consumed during Thanksgiving.

* The average weight of a Thanksgiving turkey is 15 pounds.

* The Mayflower weighed 180 tons.

* There were at least two dogs on the Mayflower.

* The typical 15-pound turkey is 70 percent white meat and 30
percent dark meat.

* Pilgrim children, boys and girls, wore linen or wool dresses up until the ages of seven or eight.

* Cranberries are also called "bounceberries."

* A male turkey is called a "Tom." A female turkey is called a "hen."

* The Mayflower was a merchant vessel. Before transporting the Pilgrims, the ship was in the wine trade, and before that, in the fish trade.

* The pet food industry uses about 13 percent of U.S. turkey production.

* The Pilgrims did not eat cranberry sauce at the first Thanksgiving.

* In the typical Pilgrim household, adults sat down to dinner while
the children waited on them.

* A nest of turkey eggs is called a "clutch."

* The "caruncle" is the reddish, fleshy growth on the head and upper neck of a turkey. The red, fleshy growth from the base of a turkey's
beak that hangs down over the neck is called the "snood."

* The first native Americans to introduce themselves to the Pilgrims were Samoset and Squanto.

* Ninety-five percent of Americans eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

Submitted by Pasadena Phil


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MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT 2013 - STRANGE COUNTRY COSTUMES - USA - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190037.html


THE NEW "CALIFORNIA" THANKSGIVINGS DAY TURKEY - NOW YOU HAVE ENOUGH WHITE MEAT FOR EVERYONE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190059.html


STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - CUTE LIL' TURKEY TODDLER - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/185987.html


STRANGE OLDE INVENTIONS & DEVICES FROM THE 1900's - EXTERNAL TURKEY ROASTER - 1966 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156397.html


THANKSGIVING DAY FOR VEGETARIANS - TOFURKEY - TOFU TURKEY! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/120738.html


THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - TURKEY READY FOR HOLIDAY FOOTBALL GAME VIEWING - PASS THAT THING! - GO MICHIGAN - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179861.html


STRANGE THANKSGIVINGS DAY FUN - THANKSGIVINGS DAY SEATING CHART CHART - FUNNY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185988.html


STRANGE AERIAL SHOT OF A SCHOOL OF MANTA RAYS FROM THE MAST TOP OF A SAIL BOAT - COOL! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190060.html


SCARY ATTEMPTED GAS STATION FUEL THEFT - ACCOMPLICE BOLTS EARLY AND TEARS HOSE FROM PUMP AND KNOCKS DOWN LADY PUMPING GAS! - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/190061.html


FARM FUN - TRUCK DRIVING SKILLS! - AMAZING COTTON BALES SCOOPED UP IN BED OF TRUCK - DUMPED IN PERFECT ORDER! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190062.html


STRANGE FURNITURE - AMAZING DINNING ROOM TABLE THAT ADJUSTS FROM LARGE TO SMALL - JUST TWIST IT - COOL ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190063.html


STRANGE MOVIE FUN FACTS - R2D2 AND 3CPO APPEAR IN HIEROGLYPHICS IN THE ARK'S CHAMBER FOR HARRISON FORD IN RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/190064.html


WWII - STRANGE VORTEXES CREATED BY HELLCAT PROPELLER ON DECK OF USS YORKTOWN - 1943 - GREAT ACTION PHOTO AS IT PREPARES TO TAXI! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190065.html


STRANGE POLICE ANIMATIONS & GIF'S - BAZAAR TRAINING FOR COPS AS THEY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF A 6 FOOT TALL YELLOW SOFT DRINK CUP FULL OF SODA - GOOFY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/190066.html


STRANGE ICE ART - AMAZING INTRICATE ROYAL CARRIAGE CARVED FROM BLOCKS OF ICE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190067.html


STRANGE FUNNY FACED ANIMALS - WIDE EYED MIL MONKEY! - CUTE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190068.html


STRANGE OLDE CONCEPT CARS - 1954 CHEVROLET CORVAIR - COOL GREEN COLOR! - CHECK OUT THE CORVETTE GRILL! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/190069.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - H - FUN TIMES - RODEO AND STATE FAIRS - TRACTOR PULLS

http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/101150_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving' - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/104103.html


Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/25140.html


After Thanksgiving Meal Poem - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/20644.html


A History of Thanksgiving - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25135.html


A Thanksgiving Poem - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/112129.html


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VOL 1272 - NOV. 24, 2013 - If Men Ruled the World - Top 26 List

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STRANGE EDUCATION - GOOFY COLLEGE AND SCHOOL RELATED ITEMS - TESTS - CHEATING - EQUIPMENT - TEACHERS!

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WHY HUSBANDS, BOYFRIENDS AND MEN GET INTO TROUBLE

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IS THERE ANYTHING HOTTER/SEXIER THAN A GOLD OR SILVER BIKINI????

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Strange Quotes from England

Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?"
Expert : "Er, yes." (Channel 4 News)

"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."
(Jimmy Hill -- BBC)

"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names."
(Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3)

"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily." (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio Sports Commentary)

Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day."
Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?"
(Talk Radio)

Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?"
15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time."
(BBC Radio 4)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - If Men Ruled the World - Top 26 List

IF MEN RULED THE WORLD: TOP 26 LIST

1. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

3. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

4. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

5. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

7. "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

8. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

9. It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

10. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

11. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

12. Garbage would take itself out.

13. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

14. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

15. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

17. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.

18. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

19. "COPS" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

20. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

21. The candle shops in the mall would sell candles that smell like whiskey and beer.

22. Women would have to obtain a license before wearing spandex or short shorts (sorta like conceal carry laws).

23. Women suffering from PMS would be required to wear a burka.

24. Gun racks would be standard on all American cars.

25. There would be a device that automatically raised and lowered toilet seats.

26. 2011 Cloning Act: "Only Jessica Alba may be cloned."


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Strange Animal Facts - Why Dogs Walk in Circles Before Lying Down - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178710.html


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Do Animals Have Feelings? - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/177962.html


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[b3ta] Can't proper sentence because internet.

 

This Week:

* CRUDE - Cock-based Ant & Dec

* TRUTH - facts of being an old fart

* BANGER - in a cow-pat


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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK


  >> Conan gets Smeariaked <<

  "I teamed up with the Mutated Monty on this

  musical retrospective video for Conan O'Brien,"

  writes smearballs. "I've always been a big fan

  so it was great to be able to collaborate -

  video fuckery at its finest!"

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Conan_gets_Smeariaked



  >> Morrisons Crudely-Drawn Christmas <<

  Funnier than it has any right to be, for being

  Ant & Dec noshing on doodled, crimson penises.

  Well done, The Twisted Omentum.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Morrisons_Crudely_Drawn_Christmas



  >> Epic Pants Split feat. Van Damme <<

  "He's fairly well hung it turns out," gasps

  smearballs, about his revamp of the Jean Claude

  Van Damme at that has the internet a-flutter. 

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Epic_Pants_Split_feat_Van_Damme



  >> London Underground service information sign maker <<

  "Something I knocked up," explains chippy. Now

  you can generate your own 'hand-written Tube

  information signs, with messages uplifting or

  considerably otherwise.

http://tubesign.herokuapp.com/



  >> World's most amazing shed interiors <<

  "Here are sheds that look a bit like off the

  shelf sheds you can buy anywhere – but look

  what the sheddie has done to them!" exclaims

  shed enthusiast and Sheddie Award Authority

  unclewilco.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1100042/



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: USVSTH3M

  We made this - hope you like it


 * 39 things only men approaching 40 will

 understand. All of them are beautifully,

 heartbreakingly true, not all of them are about

 body hair.

http://usvsth3m.com/post/67749620205/



 * Where the Hell is Hull? It's City of Culture

 2017 and everybody had a good laugh, but can you

 locate the famously 'grim' northern city?

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/hull/



 * 11 parental IT support issues you can expect

 if you go home this holiday. Yes, it's almost

 that magical time of the year when you go see

 your folks, to spend three days fixing their

 installation of Windows '98.

http://usvsth3m.com/post/67745798368/



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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

  Attention-whoring

  

  Last week we asked what ridiculous things have

  you or others done to grab the limelight?

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/attentionwhore/


  * "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

  me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

  me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

  me, me, me, me, me, me, me.


  "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

  me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,

  me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!"

  (Pig Bodine)



  >> This Week - Job Interview <<

  "The boss showed me the shop floor, complete

  with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment

  and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw

  steak. 'Christ, what a craphole,' I said. I

  think that's the moment I blew it." (Scaryduck)

  

  Tell us how you didn't (or even *did*) get the job.    

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/jobinterviewdisasters/



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: SITES IN BRIEF

  Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates


  >> "Dear New World Order" petition <<

  Got any conspiracy nutters in your life? Post

  this on your FB wall and see if they bite...

http://goo.gl/vxzh3H



  >> Love-doll tea party <<

  We find love-dolls a bit too... corpsey, for

  want of a better word. Anyway, check out these

  peculiar photos of a get-together for members

  of a love-doll enthusiast forum. NSFW a couple

  of shots.

http://imgur.com/a/ZpIOL



  >> Sad desk lunches <<

  Over half of us eat lunch at our desks these

  days. But, still, some people make more of an

  effort than others - many of these are just

  plain depressing.

http://saddesklunch.com/



  >> Bad engagement photos <<

  These pics run the gamut of cheesey poses,

  terrible locations, over-ambitious use of

  Photoshop. But we have a sneaky liking for some

  of them. Better that people do something that

  reflects their personality than conform to some

  po-faced notion of 'good taste'.

http://badengagementphotos.tumblr.com/



  >> Make a deal with the universe <<

  Your chance to write one of those visualisation

  notes for the Universe to give you what you

  want. If it's good enough for Noel Edmonds,

  it's more than good enough for you.

http://www.makeadealwiththeuniverse.com/



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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

  A codec moment


  >> Students think video cam is a still cam <<

  Hilariously awkward, as smiles and poses become

  increasingly strained.

http://goo.gl/AXs0nk



  >> Bob Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone' <<

  The problem of online video is it's asking you

  stop clicking for a few minutes, sit back and

  watch. The clever bods who put together this

  video for grumpy, old Bob Zimmerman have

  recognised this and filmed multiple video

  tracks for you to flick through.

http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html



  >> Banger in a cowpat <<

  You know how this is going to end - you know!

  But you're still going to watch it - who could

  resist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ



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: FUNNY NAME CORNER 


  * Bad translation or animal welfare issue?

  Computer game takes disturbing twist.

http://i.imgur.com/ZCrTt2O.jpg



  * Extremely Freudian NSA spy station. We knew

  it was a male-dominated world, but wow.

http://goo.gl/2ujDfT



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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

  Results from the Pet Instructions Challenge


  Last week we wanted you to celebrate beards


  Your favourites included:

 

  * PARADOX: Austrian physicist develops quantum 

  theory via medium of IKEA (Captain Howdy)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11029347

 

  * ORIFICE: toilet-completing moggy receives final

  instruction (robneymcplum)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11029728

  

  * BIRDY: startled starlings flee forming flying 

  face (Penultimate Straw)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11030755


  

  All these images, and the highest as voted by

  you can be found here:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/pet-instructions/



  >> New challenge: Past People Today <<

  If famous people of the past were alive today, 

  what would they be doing? How would they change 

  the world again? monkeon wants to know, and it's 

  this week's challenge to tell him.

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/past-people-today/



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  Make something cool and tell us about it. If

  you are in it then people will see your stuff.


  Things we'd really like to see include:


  * A NEW SCIENCE - we already failed at biology,

  chemistry and physics. What else is there?

  

  * A MORE PLEASANT WAY TO WAKE UP in the morning

  than being quacked at by a robo-duck. At least,

  that's what it feels like.

  

  * A CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD. Come on, it's

  been ages - are we being out-thought by germs?


  Send contributions via the mail form.

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  BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't

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  This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

  David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by GeordieJay,

  UltimateMonkey, Sir Sand GOBLIN, sinisterduck,

  Queef In a Jar.

  Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

  this is your amygdala is QOTW bloke.

 

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