Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Juni 2017

Mittwoch, 28. Juni 2017

VOL 1615 - JUNE 28, 2017 - Strange Street Names in the USA

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Strange Quotes:

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." - Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Street Names in the USA

The complete top 10 list included:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas

9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.

8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.

7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.

6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston

4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.

3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)

2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.

1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.

Submitted by Pasadena Phil

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THE RESULT OF TODAY'S AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM - NAME A STATE THAT STARTS WITH 'M' - MEXICO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202852.html

US ARMY HOWITZER TROLLS TERRORISTS WITH TRUMP 'COVFEFE' SIGN ON BARREL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202884.html

SNAKE SWIMMING WITH A DRAGONFLY ON ITS HEAD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202888.html

KID FUN - GOT MY KID A NEW FIDGET SPINNER TODAY - PUSH LAWNMOWER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202889.html

STRANGE ROCK CONCERTS - 691,000 RUSSIANS WAITING FOR RAMMSTEIN - 4TH LARGEST CONCERT EVER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202890.html

STRANGE FARM ADS 1800'S - MAN WITH PROPERTY WANTS A WIFE - WILL BUY HOOPED SKIRTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202891.html

STRANGE ART - AMAZING WOOD WORKING ARTIST CREATES FRAYED ROPE KNOW FROM TREE TRUNK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202893.html

STRANGE STUPID DRUNKS - YOU KNOW YOU WERE REALLY DRUNK WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO THIS - CANDY-BAR WITH iPHONE POWER CORD PLUGGED IN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202896.html

STRANGE SPORTS CARS - V-24 ENGINE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202898.html

WWI - SOLDIERS LINE UP TO PAY STRANGE TRIBUTE PAID TO 8 MILLION DONKEYS, HORSES AND MULES THAT DIED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202899.html

CASINOS ARE ILLEGAL IN JAPAN - BUT YOU CAN EARN CASH PRIZES PLAYING SILVERS BALLS AT THE PACHINKO PARLOR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202900.html

STRANGE CELEBS - WONDER WOMAN WORLD PREMIER FEATURED GAL GADOT AND LYNDA CARTER THE ORIGINAL ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202901.html

STRANGE EDUCATION - FUNNY YEARBOOK CONFESSION! GOD MADE ME STEAL A BIKE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202902.html

BIZ FUN - FINALLY! CLEVER PACKAGING FOR PEANUT SHELLS - SEPARATE SECTION IN BAG! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202903.html

STRANGE SHOES - REAL BASS - BASS FISH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202904.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- MUST READ! Global Warming Morons - Try To Understand This! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202887.html

- Strange Military Quotes - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/102733.html

- You May Be A Redneck Pilot If... - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/25646.html

- Did You Ever Wonder What Happened to The Signers of the Declaration of Independence? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/100956.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - WATER SPORTS - SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - DIVING - SURFING - KAYAK

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Sonntag, 25. Juni 2017

VOL 1614 - JUNE 25, 2017 - Strange Animal Facts - Why Dogs Walk in Circles Before Lying Down

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Strange Quotes from England

Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?"
Expert : "Er, yes." (Channel 4 News)

"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."
(Jimmy Hill -- BBC)

"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names."
(Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3)

"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily." (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio Sports Commentary)

Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day."
Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?"
(Talk Radio)

Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?"
15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time."
(BBC Radio 4)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Animal Facts - Why Dogs Walk in Circles Before Lying Down

Why Do Dogs Walk in Circles Before Lying Down?

Before lying down, dogs often circle their beds – or wherever they've chosen to settle in for a nap. This curious canine behavior dates back to prehistoric times, when dogs literally had to make their own beds.

Although domesticated dogs have adapted to living with humans and can easily be housetrained, they've still retained some of their wild ancestors' survival instincts.

"This behavior was hard-wired into the dog's ancestors as a way to build a safe 'nest,'" Leslie Irvine, author of "If You Tame Me: Understanding Our Connection With Animals," told Life's Little Mysteries.

Doggy beds and pillows haven't always been around, so wild dogs had to pat down tall grass and underbrush to make a comfortable bed for themselves and their pups. The easiest way to prepare that night's sleeping area was by walking around in a circle.

The rounding ritual may also have served as a safety precaution. "In the wild, the circling would flatten grasses or snow and would drive out any snakes or large insects," said Irvine, a sociologist at the University of Colorado at Boulder who specializes in the role of animals in society.

"I have also heard that circling the area – and thus flattening it – leaves a visible sign to other dogs that this territory has been claimed," Irvine said. "Even though our dogs now sleep on cushions, the behavior endures."

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AWESOME CUSTOM PAINT JOBS - BLACK PANEL VAN WITH LIME GREEN BARRACUDA PAINTED ON THE SIDE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202831.html

STRANGE HIGHWAY DANGERS - MESSAGE IN REAR WINDOW OF VAN TO CELLPHONE USERS! NASTY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202832.html

STRANGE FOOD FUN - RACK OF RIBS CAKE - RED VELVET W/LEMON CREAM FROSTING AND FONDANT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202833.html

ANTIFA MORONS - THE BEST HEAD KNOCKER EVER! - PROTESTER GETS CLOCKED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202835.html

STRANGE CELEBS - KIM KARDASHIAN BIKINI - CLAIMS PIX PHOTO-SHOPPED - SHE LOOKS NASTY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202836.html

STRANGE PIXS - 150 YEARS OF SOOT AND POLLUTION STEAM CLEANED OFF APARTMENT BUILDING FACADE! WOW - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202837.html

STRANGE MILITARY RECORDS - CANADIAN SNIPER RECORDS LONGEST EVER KILL FROM 2+ MILES AWAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202842.html

STRANGE SHOES - METAL STAINLESS STEEL HIGH HEELS WITH SPURS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202843.html

THE EVOLUTION OF AUTOMOBILES - 1978 - 2009 - JAPAN - USA - GERMANY - RUSSIA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202846.html

STRANGE SPORTS FANS - ST LOUIS CARDINALS BASEBALL FAN FLASHES HER STL HIGH HEEL SHOES AT THE STL STADIUM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202847.html

STRANGE BUSINESS ADS - BAIL BOND AGENCY PRINTS AD ON CONDOM FOR CLIENTS HEADED 4 JAIL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202848.html

COOL MILITARY PIXS - HELICOPTER RELEASES ANGEL FLARES OVER NAVAL WARSHIP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202853.html

FARM FUN - STRANGE FARMER FIELD WITH THIN STRIP OF HOUSE AND YARD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202854.html

STRANGE ANIMAL PALS - GECKO WANTS FROGGY TO SHUT UP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202855.html

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT CALIFORNIA COULD NOT GET MORE RIDICULOUS - NEW MICRO-AGGRESSION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202860.html

MORONS ON PARADE - LATEST TATTOO CRAZE - DRUG USERS HAVE HEROIN MOLECULE DRAWN ON NECK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202862.html

SPORTS FUN - LONG JUMPERS LOSES WIG DURING DIAMOND LEAGUE EVENT IN OSLO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202864.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- The Philosophy Of Ambiguity! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202856.html

- Strange Facts About Australia - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177963.html

- Strange New Word Contest - Mensa Invitational - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/175096.html

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Mittwoch, 21. Juni 2017

VOL 1613 - JUNE 21, 2017 - Strange Facts About Mosquitoes

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Strange Quotes - 'Cheap Shots' About Men and Women

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford

"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh

"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland

"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes

"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Facts About Mosquitoes

Strange Facts About Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes kill about 2 million people a year.

The mosquito's visual picture is an infrared view produced by its prey's body temperature.

The average life span of the female mosquito is 3 to 100 days; the male's is 10 to 20 days.

Mosquito adults feed on flower nectar and juices of fruits for flight energy.

The female requires a blood meal for egg development

You will never get bit by a male mosquito. Only the females bite!

Mosquitoes must dilute the blood of their victim with their saliva before they can drink it. It is the saliva that causes the bite to itch

The mosquito matures from egg to adult in 4 to 7 days.

Most mosquitoes remain within 1 mile of their breeding site.

There are 140 different kinds of mosquitoes in the world.

Mosquitoes are attracted to the carbon dioxide we breath out from our mouths.

Citronella does not repel mosquitoes through its smell. Mosquitoes dislike citronella because it irritates its feet.

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NATIONAL PARK TOURIST MORONS - 2 IDIOTS TRIED TO LIGHT PIECES OF PETRIFIED WOOD (ROCKS) THEN STOLE THEM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202742.html

FASHION FUN - THE CAR WASH BRUSH EVENING GOWN! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202811.html

STRANGE FOOD FUN -AWESOME SHOT OF ALOE PLANT LEAF CROSS SECTION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202812.html

COOL MILITARY PIXS - B-52 CREW AND SUPPORT CREW ALL LINED UP ON TOP OF THE HUGE WING! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202813.html

EXTRATERRESTRIAL FUN - THEY THINK WE'RE TOO CRAZY TO VISIT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202814.html

SELFIE MORONS - TAKE A LOOK AT THE ROOM BEHIND YOU NEXT TIME - IT'S A MESS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202815.html

AWESOME SUPERCAR - UKRANIAN PROJECT HIMERA - EST COST $780,000 - REAR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202816.html

STRANGE BOATING PROBLEMS - DRIVER HIT IN THE HEAD BY FLYING FISH - KNOCKS OFF CAP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202822.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY FACTS - KATY PERRY BULLIED - HAD LARGE BOOBS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL - OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/202823.html

AWESOME RACING PIXS - F-1 RACER "FLIES!" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202824.html

SENIORS ARE FUN - CRAZY BASEBALL SHIRTS! TOGETHER SINCE 1952! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202825.html

TIGER WOODS - 4 STAGES OF THE WEEKEND FOR TIGER! - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/202826.html

SUMMER DREAMS COME TRUE FOR KIDS - A FREEZER FULL OF ICE-POPS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202827.html

KARMA - MOTORCYCLE BURNOUT WHEELIE SHOWOFF ENDS UP IN THE POOL! CRAZY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202828.html

THE REAL REASON WOMEN GO TO THE SPORT CLUBS - PROOF THEY ARE SINGLE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202829.html

STRANGE ANIMAL PROBLEMS - YOU CAR KEYS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO A CURLED UP DIAMOND BACK RATTLESNAKE! WHAT TO DO? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202830.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Business Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/181532.html

Strange Word Scrabble - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/181341.html

Strange "Californian to Texan" Translation Guide - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/180363.html

Strange Things I Learned in the South - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/180100.html

Strange Facts About Mosquitoes - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/179587.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - * COOL - Airplanes - Unique - Strange - Neat Stuff

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Sonntag, 18. Juni 2017

VOL 1612 - JUNE 18, 2017 - Strange Beer Label Warnings

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Strange Thoughts to Ponder:

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

What would you use to dilute water?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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FASHION HORRORS - HOTTIES WITH EXTREMELY TIGHT DRESS MUST CLIMB STEPS ON AT A TIME ! - FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202738.html

NEW WONDER-WOMAN - GAL GADOT - DRAFTED INTO ISRAELI DEFENSE FORCE AT 18 YEARS OLD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202758.html

NEW WONDER WOMAN - GAL GADOT - SERVING IN ISRAELI DEFENSE FORCE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202759.html

BASEBALL GAME FUN - FIRST BASELINE FAN SNATCHES HARD HIT FOUL BALL WITH HIS HAT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202769.html

CLEVER AUTO ACCESSORIES - TAILPIPE CURLY BLOWERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202770.html

STRANGE BALD HEAD PROBLEMS - THESE 2 GUYS SHOULD GET TOGETHER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202771.html

CAT FUN - STRANGE PAIR OF WHITE CATS WITH ONE BLUE AND ONE YELLOW EYE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202772.html

STRANGE PARADE FLOATS - HUGE TACO ON WHEELS - PEOPLE DRESS AS THE LETTUCE ONIONS AND BEEF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202773.html

US NAVY DANGERS - GUIDED MISSILE DESTROYER USS FITZGERALD DAMAGE FROM COLLISION WITH MASSIVE TANKER - 5 DEAD 7 MISSING - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202774.html

STRANGE OLDE FAMILY PICTURES - DAUGHTER FINDS AN OLD PIX OF MOTHER AND FATHER - NOTICES STRANGE EXTRA HAND ON DADS ARM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202775.html

POLICE FIND 600 POUNDS OF CANDY - LOLLIPOPS LACED WITH METH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202776.html

SOCCER MORONS - TWO TOUGH SOCCER PLAYERS SQUARE OFF IN THE WORST FIGHT IN HISTORY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202777.html

STRANGE OLDE WEAPONS - RARE 3 SHOT REVOLVER! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202778.html

STRANGE JAPANESE AUTO CUSTOM INTERIOR - MISS KITTY EVERYWHERE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202779.html

EDUCATION FUN - NASTY PRANK ON THE TEACHER - PENIS DRAWN ON CHALK BOARD REAPPEARS WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HID IT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202780.html

STRANGE OLDE WEST RODEO - COWBOY BULL RIDING TURNS INTO BUFFALO RIDING CONTEST! - CUSTER COUNTY RODEO AND FAIR - 1935 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187133.html

NASA FUN - TAKE A LOOK AT THE 12 NEWEST ASTRONAUTS CHOSEN FROM 18,300 APPLICATIONS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202781.html

SEXY OLDE STAGE AND SCREEN STARS - JANE RUSSELL - THE CLASSIC WWII PINUP -THE FAMOUS HAYSTACK SCENE "THE OUTLAW" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/187140.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - POLICE CARS - EMERGENCY VEHICLES - FIRE TRUCKS

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Strange Things I Learned in the South - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/180100.html

- 20 Strange Facts About Hitler - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139073.html

- Strange Naval History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/130345.html

- Moron Complains About an Air Force 'Flyby" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136961.html

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VOL 1611 - JUNE 14, 2017 - Strange Fun - World's Easiest IQ Test (Quiz)

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JUNE FUN!

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Strange Famous People Quotes:

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." - Lynn Lavner

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - World's Easiest IQ Test (Quiz)

WORLD'S EASIEST IQ TEST (QUIZ)!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

Time yourself

QUESTIONS START HERE:

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From sheep and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) Squirrel fir.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be
called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Orange

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- 5 Really Strange Guidebooks - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/167365.html

- Strange North Carolina Laws - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/174300.html

- Strange South Carolina Laws - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174298.html

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VOL 1610 - JUNE 11, 2017 - Strange Laws in Australia & Tasmania

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JUNE FUN!

Strange Salute To Our Australian Pals

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Strange Aussie Phrases When Heading For The Bathroom.....................

"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi."

"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl."

"It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly."

"Off to the bog to leave an offering."

"Time to snap off a grogan."

"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave."

"I'm gonna strangle a brownie."

"There's a brown dog barking at the back door."

"I'm going to give birth to your twin."

"Need to choke a brown dog."

"Taking out the garbage."

"I gotta back one out."

"Release the Chocolate hostage."

"i gotta lay some cables for Telstra."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Laws in Australia & Tasmania

Australia:

· A life sentence is 200 years.

· Children may not purchase cigarettes, condoms or alcohol, but they may use them.

· You may never leave your car keys in the door of an unattended vehicle.

· It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

· It is illegal to dress up as batman

· It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.

· Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine. -Telecommunications Act 1991.

· Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

· Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.

· The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

Victoria

· Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. The fine for not abiding by this law is 10 pounds.

· It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

· You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.

Tasmania

· Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay

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WORLDS BEST LOGGER! - DROPS TREE IN NARROW SPACE BETWEEN TWO BUILDINGS! WOW - COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202683.html

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BEER FUN - STRANGE 'BEER' BEARD! AWESOME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202686.html

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REAL MEN - OLD LUMBERJACKS FELLING A HUGE TREE - WHEN MEN WERE MASCULINE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202705.html

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AMAZING AUSTRALIAN TANKER TRUCK TRAIN - 4 SEPARATE TANKER UNITS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/181865.html

AMAZING SPORTS PICTURES - CRICKET PLAYERS AND FANS WATCH GAME AS NEW ZEALAND COMMERCIAL JET TAKES OFF FROM ADJACENT VALLEY - WOW! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/197194.html

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AUSTRALIAN LIFE GUARD CHAMPIONSHIPS - RESCUE BOAT FLIES THROUGH THE SURF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/173153.html

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STRANGE AUSTRALIAN TRAVEL DESTINATION - WORLDS LARGEST CRAB! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/191807.html

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- Understanding Australian Slang - Caution ! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/22475.html

- Voted The Best Australian Joke - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/170148.html

- The Australian Bricklayer Story - Hilarious! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/24367.html

- Strange Word/Phrase Definitions - Australian - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/21882.html

- Aussies, Brits, Americans & Canadians - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/24769.html

- England Bans All Guns - Here Are The UK Knife Ownership Laws And Regulations - Yes - We're Serious! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/202642.html

- Strange Aussie Sayings ! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/24628.html

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Freitag, 9. Juni 2017

[b3ta] "Happy 'Tories Screw Themselves Over' Day" (An email from your Ginger Fuhrer)

Hello B3tans - not going to do a proper newsletter this week as totally mad and high from all the election shenanigans, thought I'd just email you instead.

I'm gonna cover much of the same stuff - some links and news, but fuck doing the highly formatted thing that mostly breaks with modern email, just don't feel like it.

I've also written a joke:

What idiot named it a terrarium instead of a gecko chamber?

(This is joke one from my lizard themed stand up act. There is no joke two, only vicious character assassination of every single one of my so-called-friends who didn't like the first pun.)

ANYWAY - HERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF

* THERESA RESIGN BOT - Got a request from someone saying build a "Has Theresa May Resigned Yet" bot and we did in 20 minutes. Which is quite exciting as part of the point of the Clickbait Robot project was to be able to get to the point of launching stupid things quickly. So that's nice.

https://twitter.com/theresaresigned

* BUCKETHEAD MANIFESTO - Lord Buckethead stood against Theresa May and his manifesto is the funniest thing you'll read today. Genuinely worth a read.

http://b3ta.com/blog/lord-buckethead-yes-yes-yes/

* PHIL COLLINS, GET WELL SOON - Been thinking about Phil Collins and really hope he gets well soon and reckon we should all tell him we love him NOW.

https://www.facebook.com/robmanuel666/posts/738720902968006

* FUNNY TORY ELECTION VIDEO We bunged this Tory doing his election video on our Facebook page and it got 1.4 million views. It's pretty funny tho - stay around until the tune kicks in at the end. It's worth it.

https://www.facebook.com/b3tan/videos/1621819811163961/

* DONALD DUCK GOES VIRAL - A boarder called "?" made an amazing turn Donald Dunk upside down and you get Donald Trump gif and just look at the retweets! Amazing. 45,000 retweets and likes and got a RT off JK Rowling and a follow from Lily Allen!

https://twitter.com/b3ta/status/870960006249803776

* BAD DESIGN LOLS - Redditors design worst volume sliders possible is as funny as fuck.

https://www.designernews.co/stories/84443-redditors-design-worst-volume-sliders-possible

And finally

Anyway we're loving laughing at Theresa May's failure. But we are basically the passengers on the Titanic giggling at captain crashing into iceberg.

And we'll leave the final word to @liamyoung who says,"To be fair Theresa May warned of coalition of chaos propped up by extremist terrorist sympathisers. She just didn't say she'd be leading it."

And finally too (two)

Remember we want you to sign up for the Facebook page - a strong Facebook page is what we need. There's about 12,000 likes on it which is up 3,500 from last week which is great. But we need more. So much more. Please add yourself and recommend your friends do the same.

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VOL 1609 - JUNE 07, 2017 - Eight Words With Two Meanings (Male vs. Female)

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Strange Quotes of The Day - STRANGE "Media" QUOTES

"The telephone company is urging people to please not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins tickets to caller number 95." - Los Angeles d. j. (after the February 1990 earthquake)

"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock." - Ben Hecht

"Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive." - G. K. Chesterton

The media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists. - Tom Stoppard

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Eight Words With Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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SELFIES - TODAY'S SELF CENTERED WORLD - STATUES USED TO HAVE MEANING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202660.html

BLONDES AND HORSES DO NOT MIX - SHE DOES A FACE-PLANT INTO THE HORSE POOP! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202661.html

SMOKING DANGERS - GRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF DAMAGED CAUSED - IDENTICAL TWINS AFTER ONE SMOKED FOR 16 YEARS! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202662.html

AWESOME EXOTIC AUTO CUSTOM PAINT JOBS! MULTI COLOR LAMBO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202663.html

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STRANGE OLD VEHICLE OPTIONS - 3 SPEED GEAR SHIFT LOCATED IN THE STEERING WHEEL COLUMN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202667.html

SEXY SCARLETT JOHANSSON - LOW CUT BLACK EVENING GOWN - SIGNS AUTOGRAPHS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202668.html

D-DAY JUNE 6, 1944 - COLLEGE AGE MEN STORMING THE NORMANDY BEACHES - LEAVING THEIR "SAFE SPACES" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202669.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - I - OLDE FARM EQUIPMENT - TRACTORS - TRUCKS - AUTOS - PLOWS - COMBINES

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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- We All Get OLD In The End - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/202517.html

- 10 Strange Historical Oddities - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/153747.html

- 7 Strange Places Around The House To Stash Your Cash - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/153614.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SF - G - FARM ANIMALS - CRITTERS - GOOD & BAD - RABBITS - BUNNIES - FOX - COYOTE - MISC.

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VOL 1608 - JUNE 04, 2017 - Stupid People Defined - GREAT Definitions and Analogies

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Strange Quotes About 'Character':

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb

To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. - Marie Leneru, Oprah Magazine, May 2004

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Stupid People Defined

There are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

24 cents short of a quarter.

A few bricks shy of a full load.

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AMAZING OLD PICTURES - 1953 A-BOMB TEST MUSHROOM CLOUD AS SEEN FROM LAS VEGAS STRIP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202219.html

AIRLINE TRAVEL PROBLEMS - CAN I HAVE THE AISLE SEAT? - DUCT TAPED WINDOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202596.html

KIDS ACTING CRAZY - DEVIL PHOTOBOMBS PRINCESS SISTER! FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202597.html

AIRLINE DANGERS - BOEING 777 LANDING IN A STORM - WARSAW, POLAND! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202601.html

HOW OUTDOORSY MILLENNIAL MEN GO CAMPING - PERFECT TENT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202602.html

HUNTING & FISHING FUN - BEST LEG TATTOO EVER! RULER FOR MEASURING FISH CAUGHT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202603.html

MORONS ON PARADE - FISH SIGN SAYS FEED THE FISH .25 CENTS - FOR THE FISH FOOD IDIOTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202604.html

MILITARY FUN - GROUND MAN DOES A LITTLE DANCE AS HE WAVES PILOT FORWARD! CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202605.html

STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITIES - SEAN CONNERY SHORTLY BEFORE HE PASSED - RIP - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202606.html

TRAVEL FUN - AMAZING MULTICOLORED RAINBOW VILLAGE KAMPUNG PELANGI IN INDONESIA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202607.html

MORONS - MAN HAS BEEN POSTING HIS MAIL IN DOG WASTE COLLECTION BOX FOR 2 YEARS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202608.html

STRANGE SPORTS FANS - FAIR WEATHER SOCCER FANS SIT IN THE SHADOW IN THE BLEACHERS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202609.html

STRANGE AND STUPID CRIMINALS - MAN STEALING FROM DONATION BOX OF STREET PERFORMER GETS KICKED IN FACE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202610.html

AWESOME FURNITURE - ROCKER AND CRIB FOR BABY BUILT INTO ONE PIECE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202611.html

STRANGE WORLD NEWS - NEWLY DISCOVERED TRIBE IN THE AMAZON FOREST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202612.html

STRANGE SMOKING ITEMS - AWESOME CARVED PIRATE PIPE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202613.html

AWESOME SPIRAL NEWEL POST - TREE STUMP WITH ROOTS GROWING INTO THE FLOOR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202614.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - OLDE AUTOS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - EQUIPMENT - 1900'S THRU 1980

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/101315_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Really Strange Facts And Figures! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/202599.html

- Hilarious Letter From Mad Old Lady To Her Banker - True! - Published in NY Times - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/176034.html

- Strange Terminology Translations - Californian to Minnesotan - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/176081.html

- Military Rules to Live By - By Service Branch - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/176080.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - STRANGE TODDLERS - BABIES - INFANTS

http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100283_1.html

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[b3ta] "Fake newsletter! Sad!"

This Week:
* THERESA MAT BOT - Better than the real thing
* SURVEY RESULTS - Why people unfriend on Facebook?
* JOHN NOAKES - Photoshop tributes

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B3ta email 675 - 02 Jun 2017

Read this issue to your mum, she'll like it:
http://b3ta.com/blog/issue675

Friend b3ta on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/b3tan

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: SPONSORED LINK
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Proper Trousers, Boots and Belts made here out of proper stuff, Guaranteed for life.

Ed and brant went to the pub and even though they had no previous experience, they somehow decided to start a trouser company. They launched on Kickstarter and sold 176 pairs of trousers in five hours. That was about a year and a bit ago, and they've now got British made boots and belts and lots of different trousers too.
https://www.facebook.com/hebtroco
http://www.hebtro.co

BTW: These guys are old B3tans who've been reading the site for years. Have a look at their trousers. Go on.

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: THERESA MAY BOT 2.0

So Theresa is hiding from the media and the public because she's frankly not very good at public engagement and also needs to spend her time thinking about Brexit.

So we thought we'd make a bot to speak FOR her. Any media outlets who need an interview then just get on Twitter and chat to her. Job done.
https://twitter.com/theresa_may_bot

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: TRIVIAL REASONS FOR UNFRIENDING ON SOCIAL MEDIA
A survey of you lot

We asked you to tell us reasons you unfollowed people on social media. 250 of you answered and we picked the best.

* "Seemed appropriate after the divorce"
* "You won't see this in the MSM, but.."
* "They had a smug username"
* "Having a harry potter themed wedding"
* "Too many tweets about Porcupine Tree"

Read them all:
http://b3ta.com/blog/unfriending-people-for-trivial-reasons/

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS WEEK
Other than making sweet sweet linky love

* DAVID 'SALAD FINGERS' FIRTH'S LATEST - it's called 'Cream' and it's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgiJPnwtQU&

* HOLLYWOOD MOVIES, IN A WEST COUNTRY ACCENT - DefyingDarwin writes, "Look at my shiny sweaty face... I have hayfever, I can't go outside, I AM BORED... I found a list of movie quotes... I can do a passable west country accent: this is the sum of all those things!"
http://b3ta.com/links/1442610

* KERMODE AND MAYO TO DO THE CLASSIC B3TA QUO - DinivanX writes, "Yas! I Got Kermode and Mayo to Do the Classic B3ta Quo Pose"
http://b3ta.com/links/1442391

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: LISTEN TO ASHENS PODCAST

Old B3tan Ashen is now a super popular youtuber with 1.2 million subs. Wow. Anyway his latest project is a podcast. He writes, "There's nothing more depressing than watching a bad sequel to a film you love. Allow the Sequelisers to alleviate your pain - it's a fun podcast where two teams pitch ideas for fixing bad sequels to good movies."
https://www.sequelisers.com

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: ROGER MOORE GIF TRIBUTE

This hearse doing a corkscrew jump is the animated gif tribute to Roger Moore you were waiting to see, such a short little thing but absolutely perfect - we've been watching it on a loop
http://b3ta.com/blog/hearse-corkscrew-jump/

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: THREE B3TA PHOTOSHOPS TO REMEMBER JOHN NOAKES

* The B3tans have been paying tribute to the sadly departed John Noakes and it's making us emotional
http://b3ta.com/blog/three-best-b3ta-photoshops-to-remember-john-noakes-by/

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: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEETELS DR PEPPER

* 50 this week and old B3tan Chris Shaw has bee researching all the pics that made the cover.
http://sgtpepperphotos.wordpress.com

* BONUS: Paul chats up a photographer at the Sgt Pepper launch party. Linda Eastman later became Mrs McCartney.
https://twitter.com/ChrisShawEditor/status/870182112497987584

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: PLEASED TO GET A SHOUT OUT FROM TOM WATSON
Deputy Leader of Labout calls b3ta "old"

"Good old b3ta. Genius, as ever." writes Tom Watson MP.
https://twitter.com/tom_watson/status/869957969097535490

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: SITES IN BRIEF
You know... links

* STRONG HEADLINE WORK FROM @LRB - "Who's the real cunt? by Andrew O'Hagan" - on The Daily Mail and Paul Dacre.
https://www.lrb.co.uk/v39/n11/andrew-ohagan/whos-the-real-cunt

* PICTURES OF OLD ROBOTS FROM THE 20s-30s, featuring pictures and video of old time robots, not in English but it doesn't matter.
https://www.ecofuture.cz/clanek/retro-pohled-do-dob-kdy-roboti-umeli-mluvit-kourit-nebo-hrat-golf

* "BACK TAE THE FUTURE" - Back to the Future reimagined in Scottish.
https://twitter.com/BackTaeTheToon

* "TAINTED BUFFET AT JACKSONVILLE STRIP CLUB BLAMED AFTER SEVERE DIARRHEA INCIDENT ON STAGE" - our second headline of the week after the cunt one.
http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
This week: Family Scandals

What skeletons are there in your family's collective cupboards? Asks enzyme. Tell us your shameful, scurrilous and generally regrettable family histories... for laughs
http://b3ta.com/questions/Familyscandals

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: IMAGE CHALLENGE
Anti Tory Election Posters

Here's the best images from last week:

* TORY XP - Bigger version I done a load of anti-tory posters you can download and print here: www.toriesout.co.uk (spellingmistakescostlives)
http://b3ta.com/board/11228006

* PRETTY PLEASE - (HappyToast)
http://b3ta.com/board/11228227

* SCHLONG & MABEL - (Smallbrainfield)
http://b3ta.com/board/11227975

* See all the other images from the 'Anti Tory Election Posters ' challenge:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/antitory2017

>> This week: 404 part 2 <<
We want you to come up with new ideas for the B3ta 404 (Page not found) message. We'll take the best ones and use them on the site, so it's your chance for a little bit of internet fame and immortality.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/4042

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Proper Trousers, Boots and Belts made here out of proper stuff, Guaranteed for life.

Ed and brant went to the pub and even though they had no previous experience, they somehow decided to start a trouser company. They launched on Kickstarter and sold 176 pairs of trousers in five hours. That was about a year and a bit ago, and they've now got British made boots and belts and lots of different trousers too.
https://www.facebook.com/hebtroco
http://www.hebtro.co

BTW: Yes we're running the ad twice. Old B3tans. Click them please.

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http://b3ta.com/questions/toptips

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