Freitag, 9. Juni 2017

[b3ta] "Happy 'Tories Screw Themselves Over' Day" (An email from your Ginger Fuhrer)

 

Hello B3tans - not going to do a proper newsletter this week as totally mad and high from all the election shenanigans, thought I'd just email you instead.

I'm gonna cover much of the same stuff - some links and news, but fuck doing the highly formatted thing that mostly breaks with modern email, just don't feel like it.

I've also written a joke:

What idiot named it a terrarium instead of a gecko chamber?

(This is joke one from my lizard themed stand up act. There is no joke two, only vicious character assassination of every single one of my so-called-friends who didn't like the first pun.)

ANYWAY - HERE'S SOME GOOD STUFF

* THERESA RESIGN BOT - Got a request from someone saying build a "Has Theresa May Resigned Yet" bot and we did in 20 minutes. Which is quite exciting as part of the point of the Clickbait Robot project was to be able to get to the point of launching stupid things quickly. So that's nice.

*  BUCKETHEAD MANIFESTO - Lord Buckethead stood against Theresa May and his manifesto is the funniest thing you'll read today. Genuinely worth a read.

* PHIL COLLINS, GET WELL SOON - Been thinking about Phil Collins and really hope he gets well soon and reckon we should all tell him we love him NOW.

* FUNNY TORY ELECTION VIDEO We bunged this Tory doing his election video on our Facebook page and it got 1.4 million views. It's pretty funny tho - stay around until the tune kicks in at  the end. It's worth it.

* DONALD DUCK GOES VIRAL - A boarder called "?" made an amazing turn Donald Dunk upside down and you get Donald Trump gif and just look at the retweets! Amazing. 45,000 retweets and likes and got a RT off JK Rowling and a follow from Lily Allen! 

* BAD DESIGN LOLS - Redditors design worst volume sliders possible is as funny as fuck.

And finally 

Anyway we're loving laughing at Theresa May's failure. But we are basically the passengers on the Titanic giggling at captain crashing into iceberg.

And we'll leave the final word to @liamyoung who says,"To be fair Theresa May warned of coalition of chaos propped up by extremist terrorist sympathisers. She just didn't say she'd be leading it."

And finally too (two)

Remember we want you to sign up for the Facebook page - a strong Facebook page is what we need. There's about 12,000 likes on it which is up 3,500 from last week which is great. But we need more. So much more. Please add yourself and recommend your friends do the same.

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Posted by: Rob Manuel <robmanuel@gmail.com>
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