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NEW! - STRANGE ARMORED MILITARY MEDICAL VEHICLES, TRANSPORTS & AMBULANCES
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Strange Obscure Golf Quotes:
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best ~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~ H G Wells
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Celebrity Suicides
Imaginative, unusual, creative ways to "end it all."
Johnny Ace (John Marshall Alexander, Jr.) - singer
1954 --- suicide playing Russian roulette.
Janet Elaine Adkins
1990 --- 1st suicide assisted by Jack Kevorkian.
Clara Blandick - actress (Auntie Em in The Wizard of Oz)
1962 --- sleeping pills, with a plastic bag tied over her head. She was 81-years-old and suffering from crippling arthritis.
Ray Combs - talk show host (Family Feud)
1996 --- hanged himself on the night of June 2, 1996, with bed sheets in his hospital room at Glendale Adventist Hospital while on a 72-hour "suicide watch."
Hart Crane - poet
1932 --- suicide by drowning. On a steamship, he bid his fellow passengers farewell and jumped overboard. Last words.
Thich Quang Duc - Buddhist monk
1963 --- set himself on fire on the streets of Saigon to protest government persecution of Buddhists.
R. Budd Dwyer - politician (Pennsylvania)
1987 --- Convicted of bribery and conspiracy in federal court and about to be sentenced, he called a press conference; there, in front of spectators and TV cameras, he shot himself in the mouth.
Lillian Millicent Entwistle - actress
1932 --- suicide by jumping from the 'H' of the 'HOLLYWOOD(LAND)' sign.
Joseph Goebbels - Nazi politician
1945 --- with his wife, poisoned their five children, then committed suicide at Hitler's Berlin bunker.
Hermann Goering - Nazi politician
1946 --- poisoned himself hours before he was to have been executed.
Donny Hathaway - singer
1979 --- suicide by jumping from his room on the 15th floor of New York's Essex House Hotel.
Rudolf Hess - Nazi politician
1987 --- last member of Adolf Hitler's inner circle, strangled himself with an electrical cord at age 93, in Spandau Prison.
Chris Chubbuck - newscaster
1974 --- shot herself in the head during a prime time news broadcast on Florida TV station WXLT-TV. She died 14 hours later. Last words.
Michael Hutchence - rock musician (Inxs)
1997 --- hanged himself with a belt in his room in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel, in Sydney, Australia. (Perhaps auto-erotic asphyxiation.)
Eugene Izzi - writer
1997 --- hanged himself from an 11th-floor window on Michigan Ave., Chicago. Perhaps by accident while researching a scene for a book.
Jim Jones - leader of a religious cult known as the Peoples Temple
1978 --- killed himself after watching more than 900 of his followers die from the ingestion of Kool-Ade laced with cyanide.
Terry Kath - rock musician (Chicago)
1978 --- suicide playing Russian roulette. Last words.
Jesse William Lazear - US physician
1900 --- voluntarily infected with & died of yellow fever as part of Walter Reed's research.
Vachel Lindsay - poet
1931 --- suicide by drinking a bottle of lye (Lysol). Last words.
Kiyoko Matsumoto - 19 year old student
1933 --- suicide by jumping into the thousand foot crater of a volcano on the island of Oshima, Japan. This act started a bizarre fashion in Japan and in the ensuing months three hundred children did the same thing.
Yukio Mishima (Kimitake Hiraoka) - Japanese writer
1970 --- suicide by disembowelment and decapitation (a ritual called seppuku or hara-kiri) as a protest of the Westernization of Japan. He killed himself in front of an assembly (which he himself called) of all of his students that he was teaching at a university at that time.
Francois Maurice Marie Mitterrand
1996 --- suicide by intentionally terminating treatment for prostate cancer.
Claudius Drusus Germanicus Nero - Roman emperor
68 AD --- suicide by stabbing himself with a sword.
Sylvia Plath - poet
1963 --- suicide by inhaling gas from her oven.
Margaret Mary Ray - celebrity stalker
1998 --- suicide by kneeling in front of an oncoming train.
Bobby Sands - IRA activists
1981 --- starved on the 66th day of his hunger strike.
Socrates - philosopher
399 BC --- required to drink hemlock to end his life after being found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens.
Vincent Willem van Gogh - painter
1890 --- shot himself; he died two days later.
Lupe Velez - actress
1944 --- overdose with sleeping pills; she was 4 months pregnant.
{There is a much-circulated, but undocumented story that she had dressed in her best outfit for the suicide and took her pills, washing them down with alcohol. Getting sick to her stomach, she rushed to the bathroom, but tripped and fell; drowning in the toilet.} Last words.
Horace Wells - pioneered the use of anesthesia in the 1840s
1848 --- arrested for spraying two women with sulfuric acid; he anaesthetized himself with chloroform and slashed open his thigh with a razor.
Virginia Woolf (Adeline Virginia Stephens Woolf) - writer
1941 -- committed suicide by drowning.
Gig Young (Byron Elsworth Barr) - actor
1978 --- shot and killed his wife of 3 weeks, Kim Schmidt, then shot himself.
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VOL 1403 - Feb. 025, 2015 - Strange Medical Labels and Warnings
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FEBRUARY FUN !
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STRANGE BEAUTIFUL RAINBOWS AROUND THE WORLD
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OLDE CAR TRIPS - TOURIST TRAPS - TRAVELING CARNIVALS - STATE PARKS - STRANGE ATTRACTIONS
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STRANGE ANGRY BIRDS - PECKING - DIVE BOMBING - GENERALLY NASTY
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STRANGE BABY PRAMS AND WAGONS - LET'S GO FOR A WALK!
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Strange QUOTES - Cowardice & Criticism
Pacifism is simply undisguised cowardice. - unknown
The coward threatens when he is safe.- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
They have vilified me, they have crucified me. Yes, they have even criticized me.- Richard J. Daley
People can be divided into two classes: those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?' - Oliver Wendell Holmes
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Medical Labels and Warnings
Strange Medical Labels and Warnings
"Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking." - Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid
"Do not take if allergic to zantac." - Zantac 75
"Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland." - Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps
"Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth." - Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
"If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use." - Children's Dimetapp
"Warning: May cause Drowsiness" - Sleeping Pills
"(Printed on bottom of box) "Do not turn upside down!"" - Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
"Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin" - Equate Asprin
"Do not take if allergic to aspirin." - Bayer Aspirin
"Contains iron." - Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate
"Use before the expiration date" - CIBA Vision Pure Eyes
"This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle." - Demazin Infant Drops
"Do not drive a car or run machinery." - Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine
"Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness." - Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps
"Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant." - Unknown Birth Control Pills
"CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use." - Tylenol P.M.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." - On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." - On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." - On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
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STRANGE STATUE FUN - FUNNY POSES WITH STATUES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194411.html
STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WOMAN FLOATING ON AN AIR MATTRESS OVER CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER IN FLATHEAD LAKE - THE BOTTOM IS ACTUALLY 370 FEET BELOW! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/194412.html
STRANGE EMERGENCY INGENUITY - SPEEDING BOAT VEERS SHARPLY TO SPRAY WATER OF BOAT FIRE! - CRAZY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/194413.html
BEST GAS STATION EVER - SMART KOREAN GAS PUMP NOZZLES HANG DOWN SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH SIDE THE TANK IS ON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194414.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - LEONARDO DICAPRIO FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR - HE MAKES IT OUT OF LEGO TILES! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/194415.html
STRANGE HEALTHCARE PRODUCTS - BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/194416.html
STRANGE FURNITURE DESIGN - WOW - CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING WOODEN TABLE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/194417.html
STRANGE POLICE STORIES - DALLAS POLICE HAVE 6 HOUR STANDOFF WITH AN EMPTY APARTMENT! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/194420.html
AWESOME AIRCRAFT CARRIER JET LANDING SHOT FROM SEA LEVEL OFF THE STERN! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194254.html
STRANGE MILITARY FUN - NEW UNIFORM? - MEN'S TACTICAL DUTY KILT! - IN MILITARY DESERT COLORS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194418.html
STRANGE CELEBRITIES & ROCK STARS - MICHEAL JACKSON AND HIS FATHER JOE! - CHECK IT OUT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194421.html
STRANGE ANIMAL PALS - WILD PICTURE OF A GOLIATH BEETLE WITH A TINY FROG RIDING ON ITS BACK! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/194422.html
NASCAR RACING DANGERS - AMAZING FIERY CRASH SENDS RACER DOWN INTO THE INFIELD GRASS TEARING UP THE SOD! - SCARY ! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/194423.html
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STRANGE BABY PRAMS AND WAGONS - LET'S GO FOR A WALK!
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Strange QUOTES - Cowardice & Criticism
Pacifism is simply undisguised cowardice. - unknown
The coward threatens when he is safe.- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
They have vilified me, they have crucified me. Yes, they have even criticized me.- Richard J. Daley
People can be divided into two classes: those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?' - Oliver Wendell Holmes
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Medical Labels and Warnings
Strange Medical Labels and Warnings
"Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking." - Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid
"Do not take if allergic to zantac." - Zantac 75
"Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland." - Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps
"Take one – two teaspoons full by mouth." - Prescription Prometh Cough Medicine
"If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use." - Children's Dimetapp
"Warning: May cause Drowsiness" - Sleeping Pills
"(Printed on bottom of box) "Do not turn upside down!"" - Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
"Warning, Do not take if allergic to Asprin" - Equate Asprin
"Do not take if allergic to aspirin." - Bayer Aspirin
"Contains iron." - Good Neighbor Pharmacy Ferrous Sulfate
"Use before the expiration date" - CIBA Vision Pure Eyes
"This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle." - Demazin Infant Drops
"Do not drive a car or run machinery." - Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine
"Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness." - Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps
"Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant." - Unknown Birth Control Pills
"CAUTION: This product will cause drowsiness. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery after use." - Tylenol P.M.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." - On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Do not drive car or operate machinery." - On Boot's children's cough medicine.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." - On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
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STRANGE POLICE CHASE - MAN CLINGING ON TO HOOD OF CAR BEING CHASED BY POLICE! - FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/194409.html
GREAT BUILDING DECORS - AMAZING RIVER ROCK FIREPLACE WALL - TALENTED MASON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194410.html
STRANGE STATUE FUN - FUNNY POSES WITH STATUES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194411.html
STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WOMAN FLOATING ON AN AIR MATTRESS OVER CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER IN FLATHEAD LAKE - THE BOTTOM IS ACTUALLY 370 FEET BELOW! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/194412.html
STRANGE EMERGENCY INGENUITY - SPEEDING BOAT VEERS SHARPLY TO SPRAY WATER OF BOAT FIRE! - CRAZY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/194413.html
BEST GAS STATION EVER - SMART KOREAN GAS PUMP NOZZLES HANG DOWN SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH SIDE THE TANK IS ON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194414.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - LEONARDO DICAPRIO FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR - HE MAKES IT OUT OF LEGO TILES! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/194415.html
STRANGE HEALTHCARE PRODUCTS - BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/194416.html
STRANGE FURNITURE DESIGN - WOW - CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING WOODEN TABLE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/194417.html
STRANGE POLICE STORIES - DALLAS POLICE HAVE 6 HOUR STANDOFF WITH AN EMPTY APARTMENT! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/194420.html
AWESOME AIRCRAFT CARRIER JET LANDING SHOT FROM SEA LEVEL OFF THE STERN! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194254.html
STRANGE MILITARY FUN - NEW UNIFORM? - MEN'S TACTICAL DUTY KILT! - IN MILITARY DESERT COLORS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194418.html
STRANGE CELEBRITIES & ROCK STARS - MICHEAL JACKSON AND HIS FATHER JOE! - CHECK IT OUT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194421.html
STRANGE ANIMAL PALS - WILD PICTURE OF A GOLIATH BEETLE WITH A TINY FROG RIDING ON ITS BACK! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/194422.html
NASCAR RACING DANGERS - AMAZING FIERY CRASH SENDS RACER DOWN INTO THE INFIELD GRASS TEARING UP THE SOD! - SCARY ! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/194423.html
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VOL 1402 - Feb. 022, 2015 - Strange Quicky Quiz - Just How Smart Are You? Think Quick!
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Strange "Silly" Quotes:
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Half the people you know are below average.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Quicky Quiz - Just How Smart Are You? Think Quick!
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
ANSWERS
1. Johnny of course.
2. Meat.
3. Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
4. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. Incorrectly.
6. Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You
need a camera to take pictures.
8. Same as is it now - Barack Obama.
9. You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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Strange "Silly" Quotes:
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Quicky Quiz - Just How Smart Are You? Think Quick!
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
ANSWERS
1. Johnny of course.
2. Meat.
3. Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
4. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. Incorrectly.
6. Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You
need a camera to take pictures.
8. Same as is it now - Barack Obama.
9. You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - CHECK OUT SLY STONES SEXY FAMILY - CUTE WIFE AND 3 DAUGHTERS! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/194372.html
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VOL 1401 - Feb. 018, 2015 - Strange Uses For 'Bounce" Dryer Sheets
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STRANGE OLYMPICS HISTORY - THE BEST AND WORST UNIFORMS AND FASHIONS - OPENING CEREMONIES
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Strange "Business" Quotes:
"When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world's composed of aluminum and vinyl." [Flugg]
"If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five." [Wives]
"Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses." [Advice on Status]
"Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work."
"The dirt is also on the other side." [Frisk Principle of Window Cleaning]
"When all else fails, why not read the instructions?"
"We should refrain from making very harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s."
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Uses For 'Bounce" Dryer Sheets
My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away.
I Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer around you. And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice. . spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.
Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. Freshen the air in your home.
Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing. Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food.
Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.
Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.
Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and
storing them. Keeps them smelling fresh.
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STRANGE ANIMAL PICTURES - FUNNY HORSE HEADED GIRL PICTURE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/194318.html
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIERS MAN CAVE BAR - TRACKED TANK BODY AS A BASE! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194319.html
STRANGE JAPANESE FUN DESTINATIONS - THE WINE SPA! - SOAK IN A HUGE TUB OF RED WINE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/194320.html
SCARY AUTO ACCIDENTS - AMAZING OVERHEAD SLOW MOTION VIEW OF TRAIN CRASHING INTO MINIVAN BROADSIDE! AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/194321.html
STRANGE WORLD EVENTS - MEN STACKING WOODEN PALLETS FOR WORLDS BIGGEST BONFIRE IN NORWAY! - http://www.strangeravel.com/content/item/194247.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY ROCK & ROLL YEARBOOK PIXS - HEAVY METAL STARS WHEN IN HIGH SCHOOL! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/194322.html
STRANGE PRISON ESCAPES! - WATCH THIS SKINNY FELON SQUEEZE THRU THE LUNCHEON SLOT AND RUN AWAY! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/194323.html
AWESOME KIDS BEDROOMS! - CHECK OUT THIS HUGE CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AS A BED! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194324.html
STRANGE STUPID VEHICLE PAINT JOBS - SPIDERMAN PAINT JOB SHOWS LIL' KIDS CAUGHT IN SPIDER WEB! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/194325.html
STRANGE VEHICLE BLING - CHECK OUT THIS HUMMER! GOLD INSTEAD OF CHROME! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/194326.html
STRANGE OCEAN DANGERS - WATCH THIS HUGE WAKE TOSS BODY SURFER 20 FEET INTO THE AIR! CRAZY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/194327.html
STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITY STARLET PIXS - HELEN MIRREN IN THE 70'S SINGING IN A ROCK BAND! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194328.html
SCARY TRUTHS ABOUT COMMERCIAL AIRLINE FLIGHTS - AFTER THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS TELL YOU TO TURN OFF ALL ELECTRONICS - THEY SIT BACK THERE AND TEXT MESSAGES! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/194329.html
AMAZING OLDE ARCHITECTURE - VERY INTRICATE TILE AND CEMENT WORK FEATURES THIS INCREDIBLE BUILDING ENTRANCE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194330.html
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES - 5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN - YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/194331.html
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My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away.
I Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer around you. And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice. . spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.
Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. Freshen the air in your home.
Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing. Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food.
Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.
Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.
Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and
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VOL 1400 - Feb. 015, 2015 - 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
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"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes
"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows someone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
For ALL 63 Go Here: http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/112481.html#theContent
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"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland
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"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows someone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
For ALL 63 Go Here: http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/112481.html#theContent
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F-18 FLYING AIR COVER FOR NASA SHUTTLE LAUNCH FROM CAPE KENNEDY! - AWESOME! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/194248.html
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This Week:
* TWITTER - hate mobs!
* ADAM CURTIS - forever!
* USEFUL - An actual, useful Top Tip!
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B3ta email 653 - Friday the 13th, Feb 2015
Read this issue whilst "blowing your nose"
http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue653
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: SPONSORED LINK
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One of the stupid but enjoyable things we've
bought is a drum machine, not an old 80s thing,
but a proper modern drum machine.
Loads of fun,
and you can plug headphones in and use it on the
Tube. Which we did, making us feel like utter
arseholes.
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Other than "blowing their nose"
>> Read, write or fork stories <<
Like a Github for short fiction. "I had the
idea in the shower this morning," explains
HoratioFellatio. "You can either create a new
opening line, or choose from existing ones.
Then you choose the next sentence from the
options at the bottom, or write one of your
own..."
https://story-builder.herokuapp.com/
>> "My Muslim friend Habib" <<
Teen Thangz takes on the hot button issue of
racial prejudice. Hard-hitting stuff.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/My_Muslim_friend_Habib
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: THINGS ROB WROTE FOR USVSTH3M
Which he liked
* The day I met Steve Strange - after he
invited me to his birthday party
* Other than Al Murray, who's standing against
Nigel Farage in South Thanet?
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the 'Lies' challenge
Last week we asked to see your favourite fibs,
fallacies and untruths in pictorial form.
Your favourites included:
* IE Detector: Should come pre-installed on
all browsers. (monkeon)
http://b3ta.com/board/11133991
* Hulk: Awful accusation about the destructive
force (Frogbeat)
http://b3ta.com/board/11133279
* Payment Pun: No really, it is, I put it
there myself. (Capt Hood-Butter)
http://b3ta.com/board/11132701
All these images, and a load more can be
found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/lies/
>> New challenge: Animals at War! <<
George Orwell never wrote a sequel to Animal
Farm. But, if he had, it no doubt would have
included global warfare between all animal
species. Show us this hell in all its furry
mayhem. Cats vs Dogs, Monkeys vs Parrots,
Dolphins vs Beetles on Fruitbats.
Tool up Fido, it's war!
http://b3ta.com/challenge/animalwar/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
* Reading this Jon Ronson piece about Twitter
hate-mobs might make some people uneasy.
* Super-rare Commodore 65 up on eBay for a over
$1200. With built-in floppy drive, it's a thing
of rare beauty and worth more.
* Totally Mexico! Detailed Guardian article on
why Nathan Barley is more relevant than ever.
BTW: We're all Nathan Barley now, but B3ta was
also a bit Nathan Barleyish first.
* This Buzzfeed post on the history of an
anti-semitic internet memes is a superb bit of
research. More stuff like this please Buzzfeed,
less '16 times this vacuous celebrity was just
perfect' - thanks.
* Infinite Adam Curtis - if you don't think the
moon shines out of Adam Curtis's bottom, this
is for you. (Although we're quite fond of him,
and having an easily-parodied style just means
he's developed a style - more than most people
manage)
http://www.tomscott.com/infinite-adam-curtis/
* The nihilism of Werner Herzog's thoughts,
presented as a series of inspirational posters.
http://herzoginspirationals.tumblr.com/
* Madvertising - Flickr-based collection of Mad
Magazine's extraordinary parody ads from the
60s.
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like TV but a bit broken
* Guitar pedals aren't usually funny -
genuinely laugh out loud funny - but this one
is. Listen.
* Stevie Wonder's Higher Ground - mixing the
talents of musicians from all over the world.
Really rather brilliant.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Stevie_Wonders_Higher_Ground
* Together again at last! Richard Herring and
Stewart Lee - this is partly a bookmark for
ourselves to watch later, as it's an hour long
epic!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1274412
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* A FOOTBALL SHIT CALCULATOR - "Just went to
the loo. In the time it took me to do a poo a
Premier League footballer earned £6,500
#footballshits"
* AN UBER FOR PEOPLE WITH DISGRUNTLED OPINIONS
- could call it Twitter.
* NAME YOUR FIRSTBORN 'SIRI' - just to confuse
iPhones.
Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Jabberwoc,
Fork, Captain Howdy, fred zeppelin,
wheresthefish.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
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