Sonntag, 31. Juli 2016

VOL 1529 - JULY 31, 2016 - The Difference Between The North and South CLEARLY Explained!

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Strange Coincidences:

Mark Twain was born in 1835 on the day Halley's Comet made it's once every 75 year appearance.....he died in 1910 on the day the comet reappeared.

In 1883, Edgar Allen Poe wrote a book , The Arthur Gordon Pym of Naugatuck.....in the book, four men adrift in a boat, kill and eat the cabin boy, Richard Parker.......40 years later, four men adrift in a boat kill and eat the cabin boy, named Richard Parker, to survive...

--The sun is precisely 395 times larger than the moon, and is precisely 395 times farther away from the earth than the moon.

The two appear Precisely the same size when seen from earth because of the precise ratio of the distances

20 Year Intervals of Presidential Deaths

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Difference Between The North and South CLEARLY Explained!

The difference between the North and the South CLEARLY explained.... at last!

The North has Bloomingdale's; the South has Dollar General .

The North has coffee houses; the South has Waffle Houses .

The North has dating services; the South has family reunions.

The North has switchblade knives; the South has .44's, .45's, .50 cal's & 'chine guns!

The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
(AND....They marry cousins!)

The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .

North has Cream of Wheat; the South has grits.

The North has green salads; the South has collard greens .

The North has lobsters; the South has crawfish .

The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt .

FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .....

In the South : If you run your car into a ditch, DON'T PANIC!
Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. THIS....is what they live for!

Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store...
Do not buy food at this store.

Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive

Get used to hearing 'You ain't from 'round chere, are ya?'

Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.

Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying.

They can't understand you neither. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or 'big'ol' boy.

Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way.
All of them are in denial about it.

The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper .

Be advised that 'He needed killin'.."IS" a valid defense here!

If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all watch this!" you should stay out of the way!

These are most likely to be the last words he'll ever say.

If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store for milk & bread! (Likely for milk & bread samiches) It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not.
You just have to go there.

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners...
After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven......
We ain't gonna call'em biscuits!

Send this to four people that ain't related to you, and I reckon your life will turn into a country music song a'fore you knowed it. Your kin would get a kick out of it too!


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SECRET IRAQI WARPLANE STRUCK USS STARK WITH MISSILES - 1987 - COVERED UP! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199087.html


STRANGE RUSSIAN CUSTOM BUILT SPORTS CAR CREATED FOR RICH OLIGARCH - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/199088.html


TRAVEL NIGHTMARES - AIRLINE PASSENGER MORONS - DIRTY FEET UP ON DROP DOWN TRAY TABLE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199089.html


STRANGE BUSINESS EQUIPMENT - AWESOME WOOD SPLIT ER BREAKS UP WHOLE LOG AT ONCE! - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/199090.html


STRANGE SPORTS ARENA PROBLEMS - BASKETBALL COURT COMPLETELY RUINED AFTER WATER LEAK WARPS WOOD FLOOR - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/199091.html


STRANGE OLDE MOVIE STARS - LUCILLE BALL - SEXY REDHEAD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199092.html


BIKINI CLAD SWEDISH COP TACKLES CELLPHONE THIEF - ARRESTS HIM! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/199093.html


MILITARY FIELD RATIONS FOR SOLDIERS - USA - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199094.html


AWESOME F-35A TEST FIRE INTERNAL GUN POD FOR FIRS TIME - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199101.html


STRANGE COUNTRY CUSTOMS - IN THAILAND, PEOPLE WAITING IN LINE PUT THEIR SHOES IN THE QUE TO HOLD THEIR SPACE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199104.html


CRAZY DUTCH OVERPASSES CARRY SHIPS AND AIRPLANES - WOW - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199106.html


COMPARE HOW AN ABANDONED MANSION DETERIORATES WHEN IT'S NOT CARED FOR! BETWEEN 1965 AND 2012 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199107.html


TOP 15 HIGHEST PAID ATHLETES WHO EARN MORE FROM ENDORSEMENTS THAN SPORTS - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/199108.html


INCREDIBLE PORTRAITS CREATED BY STREET ARTIST WITH NO ARMS OR HANDS - WITH HIS FEET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199109.html


EXTREMELY RARE GOLDEN TIGER - WOW! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/199110.html


AWESOME CUSTOM MADE IRON ENTRANCE GATES WITH INTRICATE WOODEN HORSE HEADS CARVED IN WOOD! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/199111.html


DRIVING DANGERS - WATCH SPEEDING CAR GO AIRBORNE AT TOLL BOOTH! WOW! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/198979.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - AUTO - MOTORCYCLE RACING - NASCAR - INDY 500 - DRAGSTERS - TRACTOR PULLS

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- 10 Strange Quiz Show Answers - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/159427.html


- Iowa Farmer's Strange B'Day Present - Wife Says It Stinks - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/159383.html


- Strange 'Bible' Stories - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/130342.html


- Top 10 Orthodox Catholic Pick-Up Lines - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/124313.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - AUTO - MOTORCYCLE RACING - NASCAR - INDY 500 - DRAGSTERS - TRACTOR PULLS

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Mittwoch, 27. Juli 2016

VOL 1528 - JULY 27, 2016 - Strange Trivial Trivia

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Strange Quotes:

"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.

"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei

"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson

"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering

"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering

"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Trivial Trivia


Red and blue are the most popular tie colors in the U.S.

A mother kangaroo is called a "flyer."

Fingernails are made out of the same stuff as horse hooves, bird talons, bull horns, and bear claws.

In Great Britain, rummage sales are called "jumble sales."

In the opening procession of the Olympics, the team representing the host nation always marches last.

"Horripilation" is the medical term for goosebumps.

Thirty-four percent of Microsoft employees are Indian.

American electric razors hum in the key of B flat. Razors in England, however, buzz in the key of G.

The pilgrims took apart the Mayflower and used the wood to build a barn.

Forty percent of people in America have never been to see a dentist.

A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the Sun to revolve around the center of the Milky Way. That's about 225 million years.

Major league baseball bats are made of ash.

Just about half of the people charged with homicide in the US are convicted of the crime.

Toys R Us was originally the Children's Supermart.

The first portable calculator placed for sale by Texas Instruments, in 1972, weighed 2.5 pounds and cost $150.

Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.

Sixty percent of Americans can name all Three Stooges. Just 17 percent can name three Supreme Court judges.

The back of the human hand is the "opisthenar."

Norway has won more total medals at the Winter Olympic Games than any other nation.

The official name of Rhode Island, used on all state documents, is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.


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FAMOUS OLD PICTURE TRUMP MENTIONED ABOUT TED CRUZ'S FATHER - HERE WITH LEE HARVEY OSWALD! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/199066.html


WORLDS LARGEST AMPHIBIOUS AIRCRAFT READY IN CHINA - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199072.html


COOL BAR STOOLS - DRINK - GET FIT - BICYCLE PEDALS ON BOTTOM! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/199073.html


STRANGE MEN'S HAIR CUTS - MULTI BOWL TIERED LEVELS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199074.html


MILITARY FUN - SHOCK WAVE OF ARTILLERY BLAST BLOWS DUST OFF SOLDIERS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199075.html


COOL OLDE JEWELRY - 1700 YEARS OLD GLASS ROMAN RING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199076.html


BOATING ACCIDENTS - SMALLER OUTBOARD BOAT BROADSIDES HUGE YACHT - RIGHT INTO THE HULL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/199077.html


WEATHER DANGERS - INCREDIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKE EXPLODES TELEPHONE POLE RIGHT NEXT TO CAR! - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199078.html


OLDE SOUTHERN TRAIN MENU FROM THE SUNSET LIMITED LUNCH MENU 1956 - BREADED VEAL CUTLET LUNCH $2.30 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/199080.html


OLDE SOUTHERN TRAIN MENU FROM THE SUNSET LIMITED DINING CAR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199081.html


STRANGE BLACK PANTHER WITH HUGE PAWS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/199082.html


COIN OPERATED PEANUT VENDING MACHINE - CAUTION SIGN - MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS! - DUH! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/199083.html


OLDE TRAVEL FUN - 1955 DISNEYLAND OPENED TOMORROW-LAND - WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE IN 1986! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/199079.html


GRAFFITI DESTROYS COMMUNITY FOUNTAIN IN THREE YEARS - 2013 TO 2016 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199085.html


AWESOME BRICKWORK DONE FOR CHURCH - SPIRAL TURRETS - INTRICATE MASONRY! WOW - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199086.html


STRANGE OLDE MAGAZINE ADS - DO YOU STILL BEAT YOUR WIFE? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198966.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SOP - F - OLDE GHOST PICTURES - UFO'S - STRANGE EERIE ITEMS - MYSTERIES

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- The Elites vs The People -- In Their Own Words - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/199084.html


- Strange Anagrams - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/185748.html


- Strange Lawyer Jokes - Quickies! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/129490.html


- Strange Uses for Aluminum Foil - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/130632.html


- 10 Strange Uses For Aspirin - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/129480.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SOP - F - OLDE GHOST PICTURES - UFO'S - STRANGE EERIE ITEMS - MYSTERIES

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Sonntag, 24. Juli 2016

VOL 1527 - JULY 24, 2016 - What's Your Business Sign?

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Strange British Sports "Announcer" Quotes:

"Football today, it's like a game of chess. It's all about money."
NEWCASTLE UNITED FAN, Radio 5 Live

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen." TERRY VENABLES, Capital Gold

"And we all know that in football if you stand still you go backwards..."

"I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs..." ANDY GRAY, Sky Sport

"The lad got over-excited when the saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes." STEVE COPPELL, Radio 5 Live

"They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them." BRIAN MOORE, ITV

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - What's Your Business Sign?

What's Your Business Sign?

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign?

MARKETING -- You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

SALES -- Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

TECHNOLOGY -- Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

ENGINEERING -- One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

ACCOUNTING -- The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

HUMAN RESOURCES -- Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.

MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -- Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

SENIOR MANAGEMENT -- (See above - Same sign, different title)

CUSTOMER SERVICE -- Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

CONSULTANT -- Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" -- As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO -- You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.


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POLICEMAN SAVES MAN FROM SUICIDE - 8 YEARS LATER PRESENTS OFFICE AWARD! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/199018.html


DANGEROUS PHOENIX MONSOONS - AWESOME WEATHER HELO SHOT OF HUGE MICRO-BURST OVER THE CITY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199019.html


WEDDING DRESSES AROUND THE WORLD - COLORFUL MONGOLIAN BRIDE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199021.html


INCREDIBLE 4 STORY MURAL PAINTING TOTALLY CHANGES LOOK OF BUILDING! - BEFORE & AFTER VIEW - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/199025.html


STRANGE BUSINESS BUILDING - CHECK OUT THE FIRST PIZZA HUT IN 1958 - A LOUSY LITTLE HOUSE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199026.html


CELEB FUN - TAYLOR SWIFT SEND A LOSER "L" TO KANYE WEST! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/199027.html


STRANGE HYBRID SURVIVAL MOTORCYCLE - WILL TRAVEL 400 MILES BEFORE NEEDING REFUELING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199028.html


EVER WONDER WHAT AN ON-BOARD FLIGHT DATA RECORDER LOOKS LIKE - BEFORE A CRASH? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199029.html


REAL ART - WELDERS TALENT SHOWS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKILL AND TRADITIONAL PAINTED BOXES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199030.html


STRANGE INSECTS - GOLDEN TORTOISE BEETLE - WOW! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/199033.html


STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITIES - THE ORIGINAL HOTTIES! - BETTY PAGE IN LEOPARD SKINS WITH A LEOPARD! 1954 - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/199034.html


INCREDIBLE CUSTOM PAINT JOB - SNAKE EYES MERCEDES BENZ - WOW! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/199031.html


STRANGE MILITARY MAP - RED DOTS SHOW EVERY TERRORIST BOMBING IN BAGHDAD - ALL RED! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199032.html


FUN PICTURE PUZZLE - FIND THE 50 MOVIES PICTURED IN THIS COLLAGE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/199035.html


CREATE YOUR OWN INSTANT KARMA - CARRY ZIP TIES IN YOUR CAR TO ATTACH A SHOPPING CAT TO THE PARKING LOT MORON! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/199036.html


GREAT PARTY INVENTIONS - SLIDE OVER FOOD TRAY FOR LONG NECK BEER BOTTLE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198965.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - RAILROAD TRAINS - LOCOMOTIVES - TRACKS - ACCIDENTS - ENGINEERS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100637_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- The Official MIT Nerd Test - Are YOU? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/24683.html


- What's Your REAL name? FUN! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/24517.html


- Strange "Life" Test - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/25482.html


- Scientific Quiz for Men - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25506.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - RAILROAD TRAINS - LOCOMOTIVES - TRACKS - ACCIDENTS - ENGINEERS

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Sonntag, 17. Juli 2016

VOL 1525 - JULY 17, 2016 - Strange Things I Learned in the South

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Strange QUOTES - Cowardice & Criticism


Pacifism is simply undisguised cowardice. - unknown

The coward threatens when he is safe.- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They have vilified me, they have crucified me. Yes, they have even criticized me.- Richard J. Daley

People can be divided into two classes: those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?' - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things I Learned in the South

STRANGE THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders.. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple of kinds that no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? Means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two.
We do like a little tea without sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own six spices: salt, pepper, garlic, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

You believe that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissyfit is.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and send to those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.


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LIBERALS HAVE BEEN PUSHING SOCIAL JUSTICE - 1936 MARCH! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/198910.html


HUGE AIR FORCE TRANSPORT OPENS NOSE AND HELICOPTER FLIES OUT! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198917.html


STINKY STARS - JULIA ROBERTS NEVER BATHES - NO DEODERANT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198935.html


CLASSIC OLDE CARS FROM THE 1930'S - 1938 TALBOT VILLAESTE - TEARDROP ROADSTER! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/198949.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY WHEELS - DAVID BOWIE'S ALL CHROME MINI! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198950.html


WEATHER DANGERS - LIGHTNING STRIKE ON GOLF PUTTING GREEN LEAVE SCARY MARKS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/198951.html


STRANGE PRODUCTS - GOOFY DUAL SWEET SWEAT SHIRT - HOW SPECIAL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198952.html


WHY YOU MUST WEAR SAFETY GLASSES - MANS EYE SAVED WHEN DISC GRINDER WHEEL SHEARS OF AND EMBEDS IN SAFETY GLASSES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198953.html


MILITARY FUN - "HANDS UP" - TANK GUN GETS TERRORISTS ATTENTION! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198954.html


STRANGE OLDE RACING EQUIPMENT - 1953 LE MANS - ALFA ROMEO TRANSPORTER WITH 6C 3000 CM - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/198955.html


HUGE SKATEBOARD RAMP FAIL - SKATER SOARS HIGH AND LOSES BOARD - CRASHES TO FLOOR - THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198956.html


CRAZY GOLF TRICKS - BACKWARDS OVER THE HEAD SIDE HIL WEDGE TO THE GREEN - WOW - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/198958.html


AMAZING RAINBOW IN FARMERS FIELD CREATED BY SPRINKLER SYSTEM - WOW! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198959.html


STRANGE TRAVEL FUN - INCREDIBLE SPLIT ROCK IN SAUDI ARABIA! AMAZING! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/198960.html


STRANGE DOORMAT - WELCOME - MOM & KIDS STRANGE BUT HUBBY OKAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198961.html


FOOD FUN - AWESOME DISPLAY OF PEEPS - DEVILED EGGS ! LITTLE CHICKS - CUTE - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198962.html


STRANGE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - WORLDS LARGEST CELLO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198963.html


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- KARMA - George Clooney $7.5 million Castle on Lake Como Italy Now Has Refugee Migrant Camp Next Door! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/198948.html


- Strange Facts and Useless Information - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/176339.html


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VOL 1524 - JULY 13, 2016 - The Worlds Strangest Last Wills

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Strange "Education" Quotes

"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards." (Mark Twain)

"Dublin University contains the dream of Ireland - rich and thick." (Samuel Beckett)

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." (Mark Twain)

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." (Mark Twain)

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm going to be if I grow up.'" (Lenny Bruce)

"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some." (Emo Philips)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Worlds Strangest Last Wills



Leona Helmsley
Notorious New York hotelier Leona Helmsley, nicknamed "the Queen of Mean" for her outrageous behavior, died in August 2007 of congestive heart failure at the age of 87. In her will, Helmsley left a $12 million trust fund to Trouble, her Maltese dog, $10 million each to two of her four grandchildren, and nothing to the other two. Later, a judge reduced the sum left to Trouble to $2 million, after the dog's caretaker, who earns $60,000 a year, testified that it would be enough to support the pup's lavish lifestyle for the rest of its life.


Jeremy Bentham
Born in 1748, Jeremy Bentham was an English philosopher, jurist and social reformer. An early exponent of utilitarianism and the benefits of public education, Bentham's ideas and writings were seminal in the establishment in 1826 of London University, today University College London, the first English university to admit students without regard to race, sex or religion. Upon Bentham's death in June 1832, his body was preserved as requested in his will. Bentham wished to be embalmed, dressed, and placed in his chair "in the attitude in which I am sitting when engaged in thought." The body remains on display in a glass case at the University College London. Because Bentham's head was damaged during preservation, it is stored separately, and the body was fitted with a wax replica. For the college's 100th and 150th anniversaries, Bentham's remains were brought to sit at the meeting of the College Council. He was listed as "present but not voting."


T.M. Zink
Iowa attorney T.M. Zink, who died in 1930, had such a strong disdain for women that he wished to use his savings to establish a library that would allow no works by female authors or artists, and would prohibit female patrons. In his will, Zink stipulated that his $35,000 be placed in a trust for 75 years, and the accumulated sum be used to build the Zink Womanless Library, where every entrance would bear a sign with the words "No Women Allowed." Zink's daughter, who was left $5 in the same will, challenged it successfully, and the female-free learning zone was never built.


Jack Benny
Before celebrated comedian Jack Benny died of pancreatic cancer in October 1974, he arranged one final romantic gesture for his wife of 47 years, Mary Livingstone (pictured with Benny.) Benny left a sum of money to a local florist for one long-stemmed red rose to be delivered to Livingstone every day for the rest of her life. Livingstone, who had performed with Benny throughout most of his career, outlived her husband by nine years.


Harry Houdini
When magician and escape artist Harry Houdini died in 1926 as a result of a ruptured appendix, he left the rabbits he used to pull out of his hat to the children of his close friends. An outspoken skeptic of mysticism, Houdini included in his will a message to his wife, instructing her to conduct a seance every Halloween so that he could, if possible, contact her from the other side. To prevent clever frauds from attempting to impersonate him to his beloved at these seances, Houdini provided her with a set of ten randomly selected words which he would use to identify himself. After ten years, she discontinued the seances; Houdini never appeared.


Frederic Baur
Before his death in May 2008, Frederic Baur, the man who came up with the distinctive Pringles can, told his children that he wished to be buried in his invention. At first Baur's children were slightly skeptical of his wish, but when Baur passed away, they honored his request by purchasing a can of Pringles Original at a local pharmacy for part of his cremated remains, which were duly interred.


Mark Gruenwald
One of the chief architects of modern superhero comics, Mark Gruenwald was executive editor of Marvel Comics, overseeing such classics as Captain America and Iron Man. His proudest achievement, however, was his authorship of the 12-issue miniseries Squadron Supreme, in which a team of superheroes from an alternate universe attempt to use their powers to run a perfect world. When Gruenwald died of a heart attack in 1996, he was cremated and his ashes were preserved in accordance with his will: Gruenwald was literally immortalized in his work -- his ashes were blended with the inks used to print a 4,000-copy print run of the collected miniseries.


Nina Wang
Asia's richest woman Nina Wang died in April 2007 with an estimated net worth of $4.2 billion. Wang wrote two wills, one in 2002 and another in 2006. In the 2002 will, Wang left her fortune to her charitable trust. However, in 2006, Wang apparently had a change of heart, and left everything to her personal feng shui consultant, Tony Chan (pictured).


Charles Vance Millar
Known throughout his life as a prankster, Canadian lawyer Charles Vance Millar had no family to which to leave his assets. So before his 1926 death, Millar, who enjoyed devising social experiments that targeted peoples' greed, drafted a truly unusual will. In it, he granted three men who hated each other joint ownership of his Jamaica vacation home. In the ninth clause of his will, Millar dictated that ten years after his death the value of his estate, $750,000, be granted to the Canadian woman who had had the most babies in the interim. The resulting "contest" resulted in a tie, and four women, who each bore nine children, shared the wealth. Thus, the estate of the childless, joke-loving attorney was passed on to support the upbringing of 36 children whom he had never met.



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STRANGE BICYCLE WHEELS - CRAZY RIM WITH METAL SPRINGS AS TIRES INSTEAD OF RUBBER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198921.html


FOOD FUN - VENDOR ARRANGES VEGGIES IN COLORS OF COUNTRY FLAGS - GERMANY AND ITALY - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198922.html


STRANGE FURNITURE - RED COUCH MADE FROM BRITISH PHONE CALL BOX! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198923.html


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STRANGE REPTILE LUNCH - LIZARD'S LONG TONGUE SNATCHES FLY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198925.html


STRANGE TOYS - AWESOME CUSTOM MADE DOLL HOUSE - VERY INTRICATE WOODWORKING ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198926.html


INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE IN SMALL TOWN AMERICA - LONG TRACTOR COLUMN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198927.html


GREAT MILITARY ACTION PICTURES - TANK AMONG EXPLODING BOMBS IN LIVE FIRE EXERCISE - WOW! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/198928.html


GHOSTBUSTERS CAST & MOVIE - THE REAL ONE IS THE BEST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198929.html


FORMULA ONE RACING DANGERS - DRIVER FLIES OVER HILL WITH NO WHEELS TOUCHING GROUND! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198930.html


CRAZY SELFIES - MOTORCYCLES RIDERS USES A LOW SELFIE STICK FOR AMAZING PHOTO - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/198931.html


STRANGE OLDE PICTURES - CHILD COAL MINER - 1909 - JUST A LITTLE KID! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198932.html


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VOL 1523 - JULY 10, 2016 - Strange Analogies Contest

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Strange Quotes and Tombstones

The Cowboy's Prayer
Oh Lord, I reckon I'm not much just by myself.
I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do.
But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high,
Help me to ride it straight the whole way through.
And when in the falling dusk I get the final call,
I do not care how many flowers they send--
Above all else the happiest trail would be
For You to say to me, "Let's ride, My friend."
Amen
Roy Rogers
(Sunset Hills Memorial Park, Apple Valley, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr
(Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

A star on earth - a star in heaven
Karen Carpenter
(Forest Lawn; Cyprus, California)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Analogies Contest

Bad Analogies

From the Washington Post, July 23, 1995

People were asked to come up with bad analogies. The results were great, though we feel compelled to point out that there is a fine line between an analogy that is so bad it is good and an analogy that is so good it is bad. See what we mean.

4th Runner-Up:

Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein's Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances. (Jennifer Frank, Washington, and Jimmy Pontzer, Sterling)

3rd Runner-Up:

The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas. (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

2nd Runner-Up:

I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don't speak German. Anyway, it's a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don't know the name for those either. (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)

1st Runner-Up:

She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can't sing worth a damn. (Joseph Romm, Washington)

And the winner of the framed Scarlet Fever sign:

His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if someone had grabbed the pope, turned him upside down and started writing with the tip of his big pointy hat. (Jeffrey Carl, Richmond)

Honorable Mentions:

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. (Joseph Romm, Washington)

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. (Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. (Roy Ashley, Washington)

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid>55328.comaaakk/ch@ung but gets T: lw.quid>aaakk/ch@ung by mistake (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. (Russell Beland, Springfield)

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. (Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria)

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. (Jennifer Frank and Jimmy Pontzer, Washington and Sterling)

After sending in my entries for the Style Invitational, I feel relieved and apprehensive, like a little boy who has just wet his bed. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)


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STRANGE AIRPLANE MODIFICATIONS - CRAZY REAR TAIL COCKPIT ADDED TO AIRCRAFT! - http://www.strangefmilitary.com/content/item/198878.html


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STRANGE VENDING MACHINES - AMAZING JAPANESE COKE MACHINE ROBOT! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198880.html


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PRESIDENT TRUMAN'S 1949 ODE TO THE WELFARE STATE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198908.html


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STRANGE WORKPLACE VIOLENCE - WATCH THIS GARBAGE MAN LOSE IT AND TRASH THE TRASH - DESTROY MAILBOX! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198916.html


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VOL 1522 - JULY 06, 2016 - Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas

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Quotes about Hollywood:

"It's a great place to live ... if you're an orange." - Fred Allen

"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart." - Fred Allen

"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom." - Candice Bergen

"Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder." - William Faulkner

"Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it…. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money." - Fletcher Knebel

"Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle." - Victor Mature

"A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat." - Wilson Mizner

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas

S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS

The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.


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Sonntag, 3. Juli 2016

VOL 1521-A - JULY 04, 2016 - MINI-E-LETTER - JULY 4th SPECIAL EDITION

SPECIAL MINI E-LETTER EDITION

CELEBRATE JULY 4TH, 2016!

ENJOY AND BE SAFE!

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Strange "Military" Quotes:

"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

"Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back."
― Heraclitus

I divide officers into four classes -- the clever, the lazy, the stupid and the industrious. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the high staff appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy is fit for the very highest commands. He has the temperament and the requisite nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be removed immediately."

Attributed, circa 1933
General Baron Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord (1878-1943)
German Chief of Army Command (1930-33)


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Samstag, 2. Juli 2016

VOL 1521 - JULY 02, 2016 - Little Known Chocolate Tidbits

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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JULY FUN !


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Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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trange Quotes: Famous Curses!

May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse

May those that love us, love us;
and to those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast

May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Little Known Chocolate Tidbits


If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!


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