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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_3779.html
STRANGE WOODEN CARS AND TRUCKS
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10835.html
CLASSIC OLDE CARS - 1950'S - 1960'S RARE CONCEPT CARS - FEW SEEN BEFORE!
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10059.html
OLDE EUROPEAN & US AUTO ADS & PRODUCT MODELS - 50'S, 60'S & 70'S
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10867.html
LINDA VAUGHN - MISS HURST SHIFTER - 1970'S WORLDS HOTTEST PRODUCT MODEL!
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_4991.html
STRANGE VEHICLES - CRAZY JAPANESE VANS & PAKI TRUCKS!
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Strange Quotes About Children and Parenting:
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Jim Bishop)
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus)
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. (Bob Phillips)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' (Joe Namath)
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -You Know You're Italian When....
1. You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.
2. Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
3. You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.
4. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.
5. You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.
6. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
7. You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.
8. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.
9. At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
10. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
11. A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professore" among your aunts.
12. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
13. If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.
14. There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.
15. You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
16. At some point in your life, you were a D.J.
17. 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.
18. You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.
19. Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.
20. You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.
21. You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.
22. Clothes from the Chess King will actually fit you.
23. It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
24. Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."
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WORLD CUP HOTTEST FANS - SEXY BRUNETTES & BLONDES FROM AROUND THE WORLD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191939.html
STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - 2014 - BY THE NUMBERS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191861.html
STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - SPORTS ANNOUNCERS FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES - GREEK FAIL! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191863.html
STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - OLD MAN SECURITY GUARD - REALLY SUPERMAN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191588.html
STRANGE AERIAL PICTURE OF SEMI TRUCK ON HUGE LAKE - ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - COOL JOB! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191971.html
WORLD CUP SOCCER IDIOT - LUIS SUARES BITES ANOTHER SOCCER PLAYER! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191972.html
WORLD CUP SOCCER IDIOT - LUIS SUARES BITES ANOTHER SOCCER PLAYER! - CLOSEUP OF BITE MARK - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191974.html
HOT REDHEADS - A WHOLE CROWD OF THEM! - IRELAND FOREVER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/191668.html
STRANGE FLYING SKYCAR TO BE AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC BY 2016 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191978.html
AMAZING SOLID WOOD MOTORCYCLE - FULL SIZED! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/191979.html
STRANGE RUSSIAN CUSTOM LUXURY WEDDING LIMO - STRETCHED PT CRUISER! - http://www.strangeVEHICLES.com/content/item/191980.html
WORLD CUP SOCCER DANGERS - WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO A PLAYER EVEN WHEN HE IS SHOPPING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE - OH THE HORROR! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/191981.html
AMAZING 4 STORY ART MURAL ON SIDE OF BUILDING - WOW! - WATCH STEP BY STEP CREATION! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/191983.html
STRANGE BLANK OFFICIAL FORMS - FORMAL APOLOGY FORM JUST FILL IN THE BLANKS AND YOU'RE FORGIVEN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191984.html
OCEAN DANGERS - INCREDIBLE SHOT OF HUGE WAVE TOSSING BODY SURFER HIGH IN THE AIR! - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191985.html
STRANGE DIVORCE REVENGE - EX-HUSBAND USED WIFE'S WEDDING DRESS OVER 100 TIMES TO MOCK HER - DRESSED IT UP! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/191986.html
COLLEGE GRADUATION FUN - DIPLOMA AWARDS CEREMONY FAIL AS GUY DANCES AND STRUTS ON THE STAGE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191987.html
STRANGE WEDDING DISASTERS - ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY ON FLIMSY DOCK TAKES A SURPRISING SWIM! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191989.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week -
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- Famous Quotes On "What is Politics?" - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/191890.html
- Strange Conversions - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/103173.html
- 70 Light Bulb Jokes - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/102520.html
- Top 10 Strange Actual Happenings - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/102509.html
- Strange Ratios & Statistics - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/102260.html
- Deep Thoughts Gathered From The Internet - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/101879.html
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This Week:
* FIGHT - Which thing is best?
* ZOMBIE - Tip-top topical Suarez
* HECKLES - Your favourite comedy put-downs
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The new either/or game from UsVsTh3m
We're made a tool that allows anyone - including
you - to set up a quick either/or fight. They're
simple to do and a lot of fun to broadcast.
Instant lists = trollbait in a tin.
Here's three we made earlier:
* What is the ULTIMATE CAT GIF? The world says:
This one, with 4,228 total votes cast:
http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/what-is-the-ultimate-cat-gif/fight
* Which lady MP is the sexiest? The world says:
Luciana Berger MP, with 9,982 total votes cast.
(There's also a male version of this if you
click around)
http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/which-lady-mp-is-the-sexiest
* 100 ZX Spectrum Games: But which one was BEST?
The world says: Bubble Bobble, with 572 total
votes cast.
http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/100-zx-spectrum-games-but-which-one-was-best
* CREATE YOUR OWN FIGHTS USING OUR MAGIC ADMIN
TOOL:
http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/new
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
The 'I made this' bit
>> "I took photos from 120,000 ft" <<
Ugi writes, "As a project with the kids, I built
a GPS radio tracker and we sent it on a weather
balloon 120,000 ft (38 km) into the
stratosphere. This is how I made the tracker
with links on the first page to the photos and
slide-show of the trip."
http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-a-High-Altitude-Balloon-Tracker-Arduino/
>> Stunning realistical drawing <<
RompaStompa sighs, "Just simply stunning."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Even_awesomer_stunning_realistical_drawing
>> Zombie Suarez <<
Leehardcastle ponders, "Topical, why not?"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Zombie_Suarez
>> Crowdsourced lyrics <<
Superpowerless barks, "I thought it would be a
good idea to ask for lyric contributions via
twitter and facebook... this is the result!"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Crowd_Sourced_Lyrics
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Heckles
We asked you for your best heckles:
http://b3ta.com/questions/hecklesagain/
* HIGHER - "Someone shouted a one-word heckle at
me: 'HIGHER!' I can't thank him enough, my best
moment on a stage ever." (mushybees)
* HBO - "I got seated in the front row at the
Comedy Store in Los Angeles last year and this
right cunt of a comedian was asking everyone
one by one what they did for a living and
subsequently taking the piss. He wasn't all
that funny, just mean spirited and was drawing
at strings to keep his act together.
"He made fun of my choice of clothing and then
asked me what I did for a living. I promptly
lied and told him that I am a comedy scout for
HBO looking for new talent and that I'd yet to
see anything worth writing home about. Audience
laughed, he stopped in his tracks, moved on to
someone else, got no crowd reaction and ended
his set early. Edit: Yeah that's right I said
'drawing at strings'" (smearballs)
* BLUE - "Stand up competition, largely crap try
outs such as myself, including the one on before
me. A portly chap, a younger Roy Chubby Brown
type, telling rude jokes about vaginas and the
like. Sporting a bright blue double-breasted
suit jacket, he ran on stage, confidently
grabbed the mic and pointed to the garment
shouting "I'm wearing this tonight ladies and
gentlemen, to give you all a clue what my act's
about." He waited expectantly for at least one
audience member to shout back, 'Is it blue?' One
bloke at the back of the pub called back loudly,
'Is it about jackets?'" (CharlieSomethingElse)
>> This Week: FALSE ECONOMIES <<
Sometimes the cheapest option is the best one.
Tell us about times you or others have been let
down by being a cheapskate:
http://b3ta.com/questions/falseeconomies/
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like a VHS that never runs out
* Breaking Bad styled as the Mr Men - pretty
natural choice although not, possibly, as
natural as Reservoir Dogs Mister Men.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Breaking_Bad_Mr_Men
* Fireworks filmed with a drone. Very pretty,
and now you like drones instead of fearing your
imminent death.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Fireworks_filmed_with_a_drone
* Seagull picks the wrong place to sit and it's
safe to say that this seagull won't make that
mistake again.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Seagull_picks_the_wrong_place_to_sit
* Do you remember the girl who got hit over the
head with a shovel? BANG. BANG. BANG.
http://digg.com/video/girl-who-got-hit-in-the-head-with-a-shovel-gets-the-remix-she-deserves
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> All the world's lightning strikes in real time <<
It's strangely satisfying listening to the
clicks. Looks like Texas is getting a battering
at the moment.
http://www.blitzortung.org/Webpages/index.php?lang=en&page_0=30
>> Live map showing global hacking attacks <<
Looks pretty cool, everyone hates the USA by the
looks of it. Asif!
http://map.ipviking.com/?_ga=1.106938115.1477390587.1388686673#
>> Current tech made retro <<
Turns out all your iJunk would look a lot cooler
if it was designed by Atari in the 1970s.
http://www.behance.net/gallery/545221/ALT1977-WE-ARE-NOT-TIME-TRAVELERS
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from 'Invent an animal'
Last week we asked you to play God and invent
some new creatures that would make David
Attenborough giggle.
Our favourites included:
* CLANGEROO: Hop away little pink thing!
(Rubber Dubya)
http://b3ta.com/board/11084531
* CATBOX: Feline evilution (dolphinwhisperer)
http://b3ta.com/board/11084059
* CATBEAR: So cuddly it hurts (Ninj)
http://b3ta.com/board/11084753
All these images, and your favourites can be
found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/inventanimals/
>> New challenge: The Bigger Picture <<
This weeks challenge is expand familiar artwork
beyond its frame. Show us what the original
artist cropped out. Suggested by cinquante neuf.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/biggerpicture/
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This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by RompaStompa,
penrose, Beh3moth, Turquoise Hexagon Sun,
RompaStompa, The Togaboy & :remixed. Image
challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is
QOTW bloke.
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: AND FINALLY! VOTE ON THE BEST NUMBER!
The voting patterns in 'which number' are
fascinating. You LOVE variations on 69, regular
numbers & hate 4.
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VOL 1333 - June 25, 2014 - Strange Terminology Translations - Californian to Minnesotan
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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June Fun !
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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:
http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_225.html
MILITARY MAGIC - THE AMAZING BLUE ANGELS & THUNDERBIRDS
http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/news_454.html
DOGS DOING WHAT DOGS DO - CAUSING TROUBLE !
http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/news_321.html
SLIPPING AND SLIDING - WINTER SPORTS FUN
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_1684.html
STRANGE TRICYCLES & UNICYCLES & BIKE STUFF
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10835.html
CLASSIC OLDE CARS - 1950'S - 1960'S RARE CONCEPT CARS - FEW SEEN BEFORE!
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Strange Quotes on "America & Europe"
Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet. ...We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing. - Michael Moore
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. - P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Terminology Translations - Californian to Minnesotan
In CALIFORNIA In MINNESOTA
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice Sinful and Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swampland
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Well-protected
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Income Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Fireworks, Aerial Display Fun
Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism
Multicultural Community High Crime Area/No-Go
Fairness or Social Progress Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed/Business O owner
Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative
Truants Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-N
Nothings
High Capacity Magazine Factory-Supplied Standard C Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich" Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-L
Laden Light Bulbs
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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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WORLD CUP HOTTEST FANS - SEXY BRUNETTES & BLONDES FROM AROUND THE WORLD! - MEXICO - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191933.html
STRANGE ANIMAL HITCHHIKERS - EVERYBODY 'S USING THESE LAND TURTLES AS A TAXI! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/191952.html
THE WORST CELEBRITY MLB BASEBALL FIRST PITCHES! - CARLEY RAE JEPSEN - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/191649.html
STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - BEACH SECURITY - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191845.html
STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - BEAT THE SHADOW - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191851.html
STRANGE "EVERYDAY" THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOU - HUGE BREASTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191953.html
STRANGE SPORTS INFORMATION - FIFA WORLD CUP SOCCER IN BRAZIL - BY THE NUMBERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191961.html
HIGHWAY & CITY DRIVING DANGERS - DASH CAM RECORDS FULL SPEED BROADSIDE CRASH AND ROLLOVER AT INTERSECTION - WOW - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/191962.html
STRANGE RACING VIDEOS - WATCH AS RAIL DRAGSTER SPINS ITS MASSIVE REAR SLICKS AS THEY DISTORT AND SHAKE THE FRAME! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/191963.html
STRANGE ANIMAL TO HUMAN COMPARISON - INSECT EYES VS MOVIE STARS WITH SHADES! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/191964.html
STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - GREAT GOAL SAVE!! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191864.html
STRANGE BEACH SUNTAN DANGERS - AIRPLANE LANDS SHORT JUST MISSING MAN LAYING ON THE BEACH - SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191966.html
STRANGE PRODUCT TESTING IN HOLLAND - VARIOUS TOILET PAPER SAMPLES IN PUBLIC REST ROOM! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191967.html
STRANGE BUSINESS EQUIPMENT - STRANGE V-8 POWERED CHAINSAW! - CUT THRU ANY SIZE TREE! - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191969.html
STRANGE FOOD FUN - AMAZING WATERMELON CREATION - FUNNY FACE WITH HORNS! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/191970.html
STRANGE ART TECHNIQUES - GLASS MURRINE CREATED BY LOREN STUMP - EACH COLOR CAREFULLY LAYERED TO CREATE LOAF WHICH IS THEN SLICED! EACH PIECE SELLS FOR $5,000! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191968.html
STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - NASTY GRANNY REFUSES HELP TO CROSS BUSY STREET - BEATS GOOD SAMARITANS WITH CANE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/191584.html
STRANGE SWIMMING POOLS - COOL POOLS - AMAZING ROOF TOP INFINITY POOL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191899.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES
http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/101121_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- Strange Lil' Golf Poem - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/191873.html
- Why Do Celebrities Give Their Kids Strange Names? - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/179338.html
- Who Was Geronimo? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/179340.html
- 10 Amazing Quotes To Help You Deal With Anger - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/176544.html
- Seven of the Toughest Women in History - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/175897.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES
http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/110_1.html
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MILITARY MAGIC - THE AMAZING BLUE ANGELS & THUNDERBIRDS
http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/news_454.html
DOGS DOING WHAT DOGS DO - CAUSING TROUBLE !
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SLIPPING AND SLIDING - WINTER SPORTS FUN
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Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet. ...We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing. - Michael Moore
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. - P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
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In CALIFORNIA In MINNESOTA
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice Sinful and Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swampland
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Well-protected
Narrow-minded Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Income Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Fireworks, Aerial Display Fun
Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism
Multicultural Community High Crime Area/No-Go
Fairness or Social Progress Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed/Business O owner
Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative
Truants Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-N
Nothings
High Capacity Magazine Factory-Supplied Standard C Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich" Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby NRA Members
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
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VOL 1332 - June 22, 2014 - Remember Hollywood Squares? The BEST Answers!
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." -- Max Forrester Eastman (1883-1969), American writer, editor
"To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity." -- William Arthur Ward
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." -- E(lwyn) B(rooks) White (1899-1985), American writer, humorist
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. " -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850-1919), American writer, poet
"Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes." -- Unknown,
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Remember Hollywood Squares?
Hollywood Squares
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Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it..
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you ! think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?!
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the CampFireGirls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark
Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it ce! rtainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
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"To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity." -- William Arthur Ward
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it." -- E(lwyn) B(rooks) White (1899-1985), American writer, humorist
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. " -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850-1919), American writer, poet
"Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes." -- Unknown,
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Remember Hollywood Squares?
Hollywood Squares
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now.
Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it..
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you ! think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?!
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the CampFireGirls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark
Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it ce! rtainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
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1895 8th Grade Exam - How'd You Do? - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/21478.html
Actual Answers on a British GCSE Exam - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/21419.html
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