Vol 1002 - Apr. 27, 2011 - Alternative Names For Cubicles

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Amazing Insults

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

What color is the sky in your world?

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Alternative Names For Cubicles

14. Soul-Sucking Pod o' Death

13. Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat

12. Slack-In-The-Box

11. Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club

10. Peon Palazzo

9. Yuppie Terrarium

8. The SnackFooda Triangle

7. English Majors Entry Point

6. Luxury Manhattan Apartment

5. Picasso's Folly

4. International Porn Downloading Headquarters

3. Fortress of Servitude

2. Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal

1. Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * MEN - Macho & Otherwise

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Vol 1001 - Apr. 24, 2011 - Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break

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Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts!

10. Neighbours describing him as "a quiet loner."

9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at
Santa,..."You're going to die up there, fat man!"

8. Can't stop washing his paws.

7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

5. Met with Dr.Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."

4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl
space.

3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break

10. Your hotel room offers a breathtaking view of the Persian Gulf

9. The package is 5 days, 2 nights

8. Closest thing you get to a sunburn is a rash from the hotel linens

7. Instead of a wet t-shirt contest, there's a less satisfying "wet hat" contest

6. Limbo stick looks an awful lot like a human femur

5. Difference between the presidential suite and a regular room? Free Q-Tips

4. Ask where to take a swim, the concierge suggests mall fountain

3. The bed in your room is not a water bed but it's awfully damp

2. Conga line ends at Scientology Center

1. Most action you got was when mom kissed you goodbye

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Strange Facts About Easter - http://www.strangeCosmos.com/content/item/174509.html

A Blonde Explanation of Easter....... - http://www.strangeCosmos.com/content/item/174993.html

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Actual Questions and Answers From Attorneys and Witnesses - Hilarious! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/175040.html

What I Learned From the Easter Bunny - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/20702.html

101 Easter Jokes - Quickies - http://www.strangeFunKidz.com/content/item/24250.html

Twas The Day Before Easter - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/25580.html

Mississippi Town Destroys Westboro Baptist Plans, Marine Buried Without Incident - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/175041.html

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Vol 1000 - Apr. 20, 2011 - Answers Given on a Bible Knowledge Test

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Strange Quotes About Cosmetic Surgery:

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. - Joan Rivers

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. - Rita Rudner

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner

If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer. - Sharon Osbourne

The thing you notice here after America is how refreshingly ordinary people look because they haven't had their chin wrapped around the back of their ears. - Sir Ian McKellen

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. - Dolly Parton

They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I've had plastic surgery. - Cybill Shepherd - 55-year-old actress denying she had plastic surgery and flattered because people thought she had.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Answers Given on a Bible Knowledge Test

Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.

The espistles were the wives of the apostles.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.

Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.

A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.

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DREAMS DO COME TRUE - BEST PROM NIGHT EVER! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/174671.html

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Top 100 Best One-Liners 2010 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/174994.html

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The History of the Easter Bonnet - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/136303.html

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Vol 999 - Apr. 17, 2011 - Strange & Useless Facts

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Strange Gravestone Quotes:

"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices - Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
(Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr - (Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange & Useless Facts

4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.

A 60-minute cassette contains 565 feet of tape.

A coat hanger is forty-four inches long if straightened.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A good typist can strike twenty keys in a second.

A person uses more household energy shaving with a hand razor at a sink (because of the water power, the water pump and so on) than he would by using an electric razor.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans

A typical double mattress contains as many as two million house dust mites.

A wedding ring is generally exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. That means that a wedding ring can't be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.

According to a market research survey done some time ago, 68% of consumers receiving junk mail actually open the envelopes.

According to one study, 24% of lawns have some sort of lawn ornament.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

All hospitals in Singapore use Pampers diapers.

Aluminum is strong enough to support 90,000 pounds per square inch.

An average of 200 million credit cards are used every day in the United States.

Approximately 30 billion cakes of Ivory Soap had been manufactured by 1990.

As of 1983, an average of three billion Christmas cards were sent annually in the United States.

At the height of inflation in Germany in the early 1920s, one U.S. dollar was equal to 4 quintillion German marks.

Avery Laser Labels are named after company founder R. Stanton Avery.

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

Each of us generate 5 pounds of rubbish a day; most of it is paper.

Every year, over 8,800 people injure themselves with a toothpick.

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Strange Golf Quotes:

Lee Trevino: "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."

Unknown: "Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins."

Hank Aaron: "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."

Lee Trevino: "I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."

Sam Snead: "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."

Paul Harvey: "Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five."

Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players: "They throw their clubs backwards and sideways, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it."

Jimmy Demaret: "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."

Jack Lemmon: "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."

Lee Trevino: "If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Facts About Automobiles

The first known automobile was built in 1668, it was a two foot long steam powered model constructed by Ferdinand Verbiest, a Belgian Jesuit preis

Initially cars were steered with a tiller. Steering wheels were first introduced in 1898 by a Panhard & Levassor model.

The first car for sale in America was the Curved Dash Oldsmobile. It was priced at $650.

The fastest time for removing a car engine, and replacing it is 42 seconds for a Ford Escort, on 21 November 1985.

An airbag takes only 40 milliseconds to inflate after an accident.Airbag opening speed reaches 320 km/h ,

The first car radio was invented in 1929.

The Ford Puma is the first Ford to be entirely designed on computer.

The city with the most Rolls Royce's per capital is Hong Kong.

An F1 car weighs around 550 kg.

According to research carried out by DirectLine for the Daily Mirror, satellite navigation systems are being blamed for 300,000 road accidents each year.

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The Strange Red Rain Of Kerala India - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/174704.html

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Vol 997 - Apr. 10, 2011 - Strange & Amusing Facts About Pubs in the UK

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Strange Regional Idiosyncrasies:

The attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental. "DO NOT get out of your car"

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What's the Difference Between California in 1850, AND Today?

California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like Californis is today except the women had real breasts and men didn't hold hands.

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The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
The North has double last names, The South has double first names.
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
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If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange & Amusing Facts About Pubs in the UK

Some interesting and amusing facts about games in pubs in the UK:

* A Dorset Vicar condemned the racing of tortoises on pub billiard tables in 1938

* Glasgow's licensing bench banned all pub games from the city's 1,100 bars in 1939 because ' games encourage drinking.' A pub in Durham had to cancel a mouse race because it was found that 15 0f the 18 mice were pregnant and the other 3 were too tired to run at all

* A pub in Durham had to cancel a mouse race because it was found that 15 0f the 18 mice were pregnant and the other 3 were too tired to run at all

* In the 1930's it was found that dominoes was the most popular pub game in Bolton

* In the 14th Century British monarchs forbade pub games because they wanted their subjects to practise archery

* Sir John Suckling was a 17th Century crook who used marked cards to amass his fortune of some £4million [in today's money: USD$ over 7million] He invented the game of Cribbage

* Early versions of shove ha' penny were played in taverns and inns some 500 years ago

* Darts is played regularly by 6 million people in the UK, many of them in pubs

* The game of bar billiards was invented in Belgium and arrived in the UK in the 1930's

* When Paul Newman starred as The Hustler, in the 1961 film, there were no pool tables in Britain's pubs. By the time he made the sequel, The Color of Money, in 1986, there were an estimated 45,000 tables in pubs and clubs

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Vol 996 - Apr. 06, 2011 - The Gender of Everyday Objects

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Strange Drinking Quotes:

Quote: Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. - Author: Ogden Nash 1902-1971, American Humorous Poet

Quote: It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room when her faculties have departed but she herself has not yet gone home. - Author: James Thurber 1894-1961, American Humorist, Illustrator

Quote: Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Quote: Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Quote: Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder! - Author: Source Unknown

Quote: At the punch-bowl's brink, let the thirsty think, what they say in Japan: first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man! - Author: Edward Rowland Sill

Quote: I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - Author: John Squire

Quote: Wine is bottled poetry. - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson 1850-1895, Scottish Essayist, Poet, Novelist

Quote: No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king! - Author: Eliza ''Mother'' Stewart

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -The Gender of Everyday Objects

Ziploc Bags - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

Shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

Copier - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control - female! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this... it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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STRANGE COMMEMORATIVE STAMPS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - NEVIS - BOB HOPE - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/174194.html

STRANGE OFFICE PROBLEMS - CUBE WARS - TWINKIES FILLED - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/174340.html

STRANGE & UNIQUE GOLF COURSES AROUND THE WORLD - SOUTH KOREA DMZ - BRING A SNIPER/CADDY - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/174341.html

B-52 FLYBY - EXPERIMENTAL X-38 AFTER DESERT LANDING - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/173553.html

STRANGE OLDE CAMPING TRAILERS AND GEAR - OLDE 1920'S FORD WITH SINGLE AXLE TRAILER - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/173786.html

JOHN F KENNEDY DELIVERS A STUMP SPEACH STANDING ON A KITCHEN STOOL - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174354.html

WHY THE US SOLDIER IS GREAT! - MUST READ - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/174310.html

WHERE DOES RED HAIR COME FROM? - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/174056.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SM - MILITARY EQUIPMENT - AIRCRAFT - JETS - FIGHTERS - ATTACK AIRCRAFT

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/100041_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Nuclear Power Facts - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/174510.html

Strange Baseball Facts - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/174511.html

Strange Ohio Laws - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/174297.html

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/117231.html

To ALL the Kids Who Survived the 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's... - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/117229.html

These Will Make You GROAN! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/118497.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SM - MILITARY EQUIPMENT - AIRCRAFT - JETS - FIGHTERS - ATTACK AIRCRAFT

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/107_1.html

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Be Sure to Check Out All the "Strange" Family Websites

Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/

Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/

Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

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Strange Stupid Sports Quotes

1. In 2004 the Minnesota Timberwolves offered Sprewell a $21 million contract extension. The three year extension was famously rejected by Spree with these words, "I have a family to feed."

He played out his contract, having the worst statistical year of his career, and then never played in the NBA again.

2. David Beckham - When asked if he was a volatile player, the response came: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right, and occasionally on the left side."

3. Boxer Alan Minter - "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing—but none of them serious. "

4. Ron Meyer - "It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids."

5. Baseballer Andre Dawson - "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

6. Basketballer Scotty Pippen - "He's one of the best power forwards of all time. I take my hands off to him."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE MASSIVE SWARMS OF FISH - ACAPULCO BAY - 2 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/174064.html

STRANGE OLDE GAS STATIONS - 1930'S ASSOCIATED STATION - GLASS PUMPS - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/173313.html

STRANGE MILITARY AIRCRAFT - EAGLE PAINTED ON NOSE WITH CLAWS ON RETRACTABLE WHEELS - - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/173672.html

STRANGE US DOLLAR BILLS FROM THE PAST - $1.00 DOLLAR SILVER CERTIFICATE - MARTHA WASHINGTON - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/173048.html

STRANGE OLDE MILITARY TRANSPORT - CONVAIR XC-99 - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/173549.html

STRANGE OLDE CAMPING TRAILERS AND GEAR - 1952 TRAVEL GUIDE - LADY GOLFER READY TO HIT LINKS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/173788.html

STRANGE OLDE CAMPING TRAILERS AND GEAR - CUSTOM CAR WITH TOW-ALONG MATCHING CAMPER - JUST OFF THE YACHT - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/173797.html

STRANGE NEW ENERGY SOURCE - CRYPTS & TOMBS - SOLAR PANELS - DO THEY STILL NEED POWER? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174339.html

STRANGE 'CONTRAILS' CLOUD EFFECT OF HUGE WIND TURBINES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174296.html

STRANGE SPIDER WEB ON HORNS OF AFRICAN SPRINGBOK - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/174229.html

US ARMY - ANTI TANK MISSILE TESTING - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/174330.html

AMAZING 6 BALL SLIDE / ROLL! - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/173950.html

FARM DANGERS - MAN BUMPS INTO AN ELECTRIC CATTLE FENCE - SURPRISE - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/174266.html

STRANGE FARM PRODUCE - GOURDS AND PUMPKINS FORMED TO CREATE AN AMAZING GATOR! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/174320.html

FARM DANGERS - GRAIN SILO OPENS UP - COVERS FARM TRUCK! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/174270.html

COPS AND FIREMEN VIEW DMV DRIVER WHO FAILED DRIVERS TEST - MISSED THE SIGN ON THE PARKING LOT! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/174333.html

OFFICIAL VAMPIRE KILLING KIT - ALL THE TOOLS - WOODEN STAKES - SILVER CROSS - BIBLE - POTIONS! - - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174419.html

STRANGE COMMEMORATIVE STAMPS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - TADJIKISTAN - QUEEN - FREDDY MERCURY - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/174188.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - BASEBALL - WORLD SERIES - ALL STAR GAME - PLAYERS

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/100019_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Would You Get Married Again Asks Wife? Golf Story - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/158400.html

10 Strangest Celebrity Endorsements - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/157907.html

The Strange History of Chile Powder - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/157457.html

The Strange History of Oreo Cookies - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/157459.html

The Liberal Media's 30 Favorite Oxymorons - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/168081.html

Strange Laws Around the World - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/167866.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - BASEBALL - WORLD SERIES - ALL STAR GAME - PLAYERS

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/109_1.html

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Be Sure to Check Out All the "Strange" Family Websites

Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/

Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/

Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

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This Week:
* SONG - Twitter Synth Pop
* VID - Hawking Rap Battle
* TRAUMA - B3tan Nights Out

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Other than making poos

>> Where the fuck is this? <<
"Ever see a nice location on flickr or
whereever, wanted to go there, but don't know
where it is?" asks Peter. "Us too." Now you can
submit photos and crowdsource your way to a new
holiday destination.
http://www.wherethefuckisthis.com

>> Twitter synthpop <<
Because "what the world needs now is synthpop
about Twitter," explains Ricardo Autobahn.
Should be popular on Twitter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOXo1tbc9s

>> Jack draws anything <<
"This is my kid," proudly boasts Jack's dad. "He
is 6 and is raising money for the hospital that
saved his brother's life by drawing *anything*.
Please don't take the piss, he is doing really
well and has raised 7K so far!"
http://jackdrawsanything.com/

>> Cassetteboy vs. The Hairy Bikers <<
"The usual smut," promises hirsute cut-up genius
Cassetteboy. Kind of NSFW, as the Brummie cooks
take on Britain's mums.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Cassetteboy_vs_The_Hairy_Bikers

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: I SPOT IMPROMPTU GAMES

Your newsletter team has produced another of
their 'I Spots' for E4. This mostly concerns the
stupid games we play to pass the time whilst
walking the streets. Like going from A to Z
in popstars.
http://www.e4.com/wtf/ispot-games/index.html

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Nights Out Gone Wrong

Out the door with best of intentions go our
lovely, innocent B3tans. Till they get a drink
down them, that is. Then, all sorts of wrong
goes on:
http://b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/

* FOX BITES DRUNKEN TWAT - "I'll never live down
my first night out at Uni. I was a fresh-faced
country boy, enthralled to the pleasures of the
big city (well OK, Nottingham), and wasn't yet
fully versed in the dark arts of getting
completely twatted. I'd already spectacularly
vomited through my nose after snorting
Aftershock, when... there was a fox. Being from
the country I'd never actually seen one up
close: city foxes are different to country ones
- they have no absolutely no fear. "Look, ish a
Fox!!" I cried, loping off towards it clutching
a pint of Guinness. I got within about 5m of it,
wavering slightly. It stared at me. I stared at
it. It seemed to beckon me closer with its eyes.
Its big, friendly, I-just-want-to-be-stroked fox
eyes. "It wants to be my friend!", I thought,
"But how do I demonstrate that my intentions are
benign?" The answer was obvious. I needed to
feed it Guinness. I bent down slightly and
extended my pint. The fox approached closer, I
closer still. It sniffed the Guinness, tilted
its little foxy-face quizzically and tasted the
Guinness! Success! Inter-species understanding
had been achieved! It then savaged my hand and I
had to go to A&E for a bandage, a tetanus jab,
and to be laughed at by the hospital staff."
(gibbletwunt)

* ROOKY PULLING ERROR - "Turning to the man
behind me, I slurred, "I think I've pulled
here." I most definitely hadn't. And informing
her boyfriend of my intentions ensured the only
thing I took home was a black eye."
(nightbuffalo)

* PUBLIC HUMILIATION - "I got so pissed I fell
asleep on the toilet. I woke after god knows how
long with numb legs and dribble down my shirt.
Slipped out of my shoes to creep into the
bedroom so as not to disturb The Lovely Mrs Ring
Of Fire... and found myself standing in the
public bar of my local with a shoe in each
hand." (Ring Of Fire)

>> This week's question: Irrational hatred <<
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer"
ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to
baboons and the baboons fired into an active
volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with
rage, and why? Fume here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

* WILL THE LAST PERSON LEFT IN EUROPE PLEASE
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS? - As the banks and
globalisation have turned our world to shit, the
young of Ireland are upping sticks to look for
fortune elsewhere. A photographic record of
those on the move:
http://bit.ly/hKzouX

* BOO HOO A BAD REVIEW - Everywhere this week
was the story about author Jacqueline Howett
complaining about getting a bad review. The
perverse thing is, she'll probably now sell a
crapload of shitty books.
http://goo.gl/xYWFO

* HOW TO HIDE A PLANE - Before Lockheed Martin
were mostly concerned with knowing which
supermarkets we visit or selling arms to the
highest bidder, they actually did some pretty
nifty shizzle:
http://stories-etc.com/hidden.htm

* AMAZON SPRINKLER FUN
1. Click linky
2. Click "see all customer images"
3. Lol
http://goo.gl/e6k8E

* 4-PANEL PEANUTS CARTOONS - if you remove the
final punchline panel they become rather bleak
little snapshots of misery. Wonder what effect
this would have on other comics?
http://3eanuts.tumblr.com/

* CANNON & BALL ALBUM - This oddity was made in
the 80s when center-of-the-road comics Cannon &
Ball were still popular. Click on a song to hear
it, complete with lyrics; it's proper car crash
stuff. The cover of Oliver's Army is something
really special though & we're sure Elvis
Costello wished he'd done a stand-up routine at
the end.
http://goo.gl/q26Da

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like RudeTube with jokes (and no Alex Zane)

>> Slippery Bieber - not <<
Justin Bieber (favourite of teenage
bean-flickers from Scunthorpe to Vladivostock)
plus Slipknot (a gaggle of lumpen 30-something
men in masks) equals this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM

>> James Goldsmith was psychic<<
His eyes are scary but when it comes to
predicting the outcome of globalization, James
Goldsmith knew the score. This was back in 1994,
when most of us were just wittering on about
Blur versus Oasis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQrz8F0dBI

>> iPad 2 for pervs <<
If you ever see someone with an iPad 2 covered
in clingfilm, it means they are a perv who wants
to see if ladies (or even chaps) are wearing any
knickers. This explains how:
http://t.co/CUlZO6c

>> Einstein vs Hawking <<
Hawking has been a b3ta favourite since the dawn
of time and tributes to the world's most famous
dalek-voiced wheelchair user don't come much
better than this.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Einstein_vs_Hawking

>> Retro game deaths <<
Our inner Goth delighted at this surprisingly
poignant collection of deaths in 80's and 90's
games and there's also a nice computer game
version of 'Mad World' by those Arthur Janov
inspired synth popsters Tears for Fears.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Game_Deaths

>> Foamy Japanese LOLS <<
In the tradition of Takeshi's Castle or Japanese
Endurance, a group of Japanese people play
Russian roulette using a Nerf gun with a pin
attached to the end. Silly but surprisingly
tense.
http://goo.gl/JgSpc

>> Weebl's Amazing Horse song plus an Amazing Horse <<
Here some people singing an acoustic version of
Weebl's horse song - in front of an actual
horse. Peculiar but in a good way.
http://goo.gl/XueXT

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Still here, still shit

Cal488 writes, "Here's one of Holland's foremost
experts on reproductive issues."
http://home.medewerker.uva.nl/a.p.hardon/

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Cheese Challenge

Last week we wanted you to fiddle around with
photoshop in hope of raising a cheap laugh
concerning cheese.

Your favourites included:

* GANGSTER - classic film still re-worked via
the medium of mouse and cheese (E Dubya)
http://b3ta.com/board/10371959

* COCK - how Swiss cheese is created, in
delightfully-pencilled cartoon form (Drimble)
http://b3ta.com/board/10376229

* POEM - thrilling yet disturbing curds and
whey-based poetry. Think Poe, but with cheese
(The magic of chutney)
http://b3ta.com/board/10373600

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/cheese/

>> New challenge: Old Time Adverts <<
This week's challenge is to design old- time
adverts from the days before we knew better -
cigarettes that keep you healthy, soap that
makes housewives love their husbands more and
super-fast cookers using the wonders of radium.
Challenge suggested by Mystery_Bob.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/oldadverts/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* THE ROYAL MUG WAS REAL - IdiotSvengali writes,
"Thankyou Guandong Enterprises, it's beautiful."
http://plixi.com/p/88123967

* PROPS FOR NEWSLETTER CO-WRITER DAVE - jellytip
writes, "Hi b3ta, I was really struck by the
quality of cartoon / caricature in this -. Is
there any chance the artist (David Stevenson?)
could make a tutorial (no kittehs or goatses
needed) on how to do this? Seriously, it's
awesome work and I'd be stoked to see how this
is achieved. If he can't be arsed (it's not like
I'm offering money or anything, but would
happily stump up a tenner to his favourite
charity) - a link to a good tutorial of this
kind would be equally appreciated. Thanks, love
your work! G :)"
http://www.e4.com/wtf/internet-hoax/index.html

* B3TAN'S WORK ENDS UP IN DAILY MAIL (AGAIN) -
if we didn't hate the DM so much we'd just skip
publishing the newsletter, send all your work
directly to them and collect the cheque.
http://goo.gl/UXOQT

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: FRIDAY GAME
Space is Key - one-button flash game

Loving this game where you just press Space to
play. Great music too.
http://armorgames.com/play/10912/space-is-key

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* TROLLBUSTERS - We need a list of journalists
who troll for a living and a browser plugin that
hides their posts. What bliss that would be. Or
at least flashes "WARNING! TROLLAGE!" in big
back letters. Jan Moir and Toby Young, we know
where you live.

* LOL O CLOCK TWITTER ACCOUNT - and at 7:07
everyday it sends you the most lolsome link of
the b3ta /links board that day.

* TROUBLEMAKERS ANONYMOUS - jim asks, "We've
just been stuffed on a payment from a bloke who
asked us to promote the sale of his €1m villa in
Tuscany. I'd like some clever b3tard to create a
site that outs these eejits/their companies
without incurring the wrath of libel laws."

Send anal warts via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by whitedot,
@erinclaire, tacpprm, Funt, nowaydude,
Pedantichrist, davebirss, stubbledchin,
Hellzapoppin DaveExclamationMark and WiL. Top
Tippery by sandettie light vessel automatic.
Additional linkage and image challenge by Fraser
Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke. Newsletter
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