Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: November 2015

Samstag, 28. November 2015

VOL 1482 - NOV. 29, 2015 - Strange Things People Put on Their Job Applications

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NOVEMBER FUN !

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Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.

I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney

I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds

I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature

Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things People Put on Their Job Applications

These are from actual resumes:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them
know of my immediate availability."

"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity,
and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and
lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have
never quit a job."

"Number of dependents: 40."

"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."

RESUME BLOOPERS
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

"Responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every
morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:

"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three
previous employers."

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

"While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment,
I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at
least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore
and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the
application of more rarefied facets of financial management
as the major sphere of responsibility."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my
employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training
in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."

"I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant."

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."

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RARE PIX - COWGIRL RAQUEL WELCH HITCHING A RIDE 1969! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/197305.html

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - MOM REGRETS LEAVING THEM ALONE - BIG WHEELED STROLLER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197307.html

STRANGE VENDING MACHINE THREATS - "YOU HAVE 1 WEEK TO BRING BACK CHEETOS OR I SNIP THE POWER CABLE" - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/197310.html

STRANGE ANIMALS - CRAZY SNAKE CRAWLS THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE - AMAZING TWISTS AND TURNS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197311.html

STRANGE OLDE HISTORY FUN - AN EGYPTIAN LAPTOP COMPUTER FOUND IN THE PYRAMIDS? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197312.html

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SOCIAL MEDIA FAIL - FUNNY TXT FROM DAD WHEN SON ASKS FOR A GIRLFRIEND THAT'S NOT CRAZY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197314.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Why We Need 2 Army's - One PC Pretty Sissy Group For Show, and One REAL One! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197306.html

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- Strange Odds - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/113502.html

- Words to Live By at Work - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/113504.html

- Strange Facts - 2 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/113499.html

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VOL 1481 - NOV. 25, 2015 - Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia

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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - TURKEY DAY TOASTS!!!!

A Toast for Friends & Family

Here's to friends both near and far:
Here's to woman, man's guiding star:
Here's to friends we've yet to meet,
Here's to those here: all here I greet:
Here's to childhood, youth, old age,
Here's to prophet, bard and sage,
Here's to health to every one,
Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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"Real abundance is found when we join hands with those we love." anon

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. - E.P. Powell

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Thanksgiving & Turkey Trivia

* The first Thanksgiving celebration lasted three days.

* The Wampanoag chief invited to the first Thanksgiving feast was named Massasoit.

* The Pilgrims didn't use forks.

* Only about one-third of the original colonists were Puritans.

* The Mayflower's crossing took 66 days.

* It's unclear if the Pilgrims at turkey at the first Thanksgiving. At the time, "turkey" meant any kind of fowl.

* Evidence indicates that turkeys have been around for more than 10 million years.

* Turkey eggs hatch in 28 days.

* A baby turkey is called a "poult."

* A mature turkey has about 3,500 feathers.

* More than 45 million turkeys are consumed during Thanksgiving.

* The average weight of a Thanksgiving turkey is 15 pounds.

* The Mayflower weighed 180 tons.

* There were at least two dogs on the Mayflower.

* The typical 15-pound turkey is 70 percent white meat and 30
percent dark meat.

* Pilgrim children, boys and girls, wore linen or wool dresses up until the ages of seven or eight.

* Cranberries are also called "bounceberries."

* A male turkey is called a "Tom." A female turkey is called a "hen."

* The Mayflower was a merchant vessel. Before transporting the Pilgrims, the ship was in the wine trade, and before that, in the fish trade.

* The pet food industry uses about 13 percent of U.S. turkey production.

* The Pilgrims did not eat cranberry sauce at the first Thanksgiving.

* In the typical Pilgrim household, adults sat down to dinner while
the children waited on them.

* A nest of turkey eggs is called a "clutch."

* The "caruncle" is the reddish, fleshy growth on the head and upper neck of a turkey. The red, fleshy growth from the base of a turkey's
beak that hangs down over the neck is called the "snood."

* The first native Americans to introduce themselves to the Pilgrims were Samoset and Squanto.

* Ninety-five percent of Americans eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

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STRANGE IDEAS FOR THANKSGIVINGS DAY DESERT - PUMPKIN PIE FLAVORED VODKA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197294.html

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STRANGE OLDE PRODUCTS - COOL 1981 TEXAS HAIR DRYER WITH HOLSTER! - SIX GUN STYLE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197260.html

STRANGE HOLIDAY ITEMS - BRIGHTLY COLORED TURKEYS! - WHO WANTS TO KILL THESE GUYS? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197295.html

MISSISSIPPI CITY LAUNCHES 'PULL UP YOUR PANTS' SIGN CAMPAIGN - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/197263.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - CHRISTMAS & NEW YEARS -Strange & Goofy Holiday Pix

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- Strange Science Fair Winners - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/118499.html

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- Black November - A Turkey's Lament - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25143.html

- Things That Sound Dirty on ThanksGiving, But Aren't - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/25141.html

- A Thanksgiving Poem - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/112129.html

- After Thanksgiving Meal Poem - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/20644.html

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VOL 1480 - NOV. 22, 2015 - 10 Strangest Phobias

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Strange Quotes About the Media:

News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising. (Lord Northcliffe)

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (Joseph E. Levine)

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. (Daniel J. Boorstin)

There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. (Brendan Behan)

In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes. (Andy Warhol)

Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. (Claud Cockburn, winning entry for a dullest headline competition at the Times)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 10 Strangest Phobias

1. Papaphobia: fear of the Pope

Regarded as one of the most benevolent and wonderful individuals in the world, millions flock to him, hoping for his blessing... except for those who suffer "Papaphobia": an abnormal or persistent pathological fear of the pope or the papacy. Symptoms can include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread. And it might not be only about the pope himself; a person with papaphobia may also be fearful of the Roman Catholic Church, so keep that popemobil away from them!

2. Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

Say what? You heard it. Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia, as they will freak out if the butter sticks to their mouth.

3. Trichophobia: fear of loose hairs

If there's a hair in your soup you're fine, but if you see them everywhere, you might be suffering Trichophobia. From Greek Thrix (hair) and phobia (fear), it's the morbid disgust or fear caused by the sight of loose hairs on clothing or elsewhere.

4. Nomophobia: fear of being out of mobile phone contact

How do you feel when your phone has no network coverage? Can you turn off your mobile for a whole day? Whether you have run out of credit or battery, lose your phone or are in an area with no reception, being phoneless can bring on a panicky symptom in our 24/7 culture, described as "Nomophobia".

5. Ephebiphobia: fear of teenagers

First coined as the "fear and loathing of teenagers," today the phenomenon is recognized as the "inaccurate, exaggerated and sensational characterization of young people" in a variety of settings around the world. Sociologist Ray Oldenburg has attributed the generation gap and the "increasing segregation of youth from adults in American society" to "adult estrangement and fear of youth." Fear of youth and their rejection is often disguised in a permissive attitude toward them.

6. Scopophobia: fear of being looked at

Feeling an intense and irrational fear of being looked at or stared at, Scopophobics tend to avoid large public places such as shopping malls and other large gatherings of people. Even simple tasks like driving a car can be very difficult, as the sufferer will experience an acute sense of fear and uneasiness as they irrationally perceive others are staring at them, either from the cars beside them, or from the cars in front or back of them in their rear-view mirrors.

7. Spectrophobia: fear of mirrors

This kind of specific phobia involves a morbid fear of mirrors and the dread of seeing one's own reflection. Psychoanalyst Sandor Ferenczi attributed it in one case to two main causes: fear of self-knowledge and flight from exhibitionism.

8. Phagophobia: fear of swallowing

In milder cases a phagophobe eats only soft and liquid foods, and its fear is expressed in various swallowing complaints without any apparent physical reason detectable by physical inspection and laboratory analyses. Phagophobia may lead to (and be confused with) fear of eating, and the subsequent malnutrition and weight loss.

9. Vomitophobia: fear of vomiting

Vomitophobia is the irrational fear of vomiting, being around others who are vomiting, and/or the vomit itself. In worst case scenarios, people with this particular phobia tend to avoid eating out, socializing and going to parties. They may hardly eat at all and that's why many are often diagnosed as anorexic, but not bulimic as this illness involves being overweight or at a healthy weight.

10. Triskaidekaphobia: fear of the number 13

One of the most common fears, but still senseless, even Adolf Hitler was triskaidekaphobic. There a specific fear of Friday the 13th as well, called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Tetraphobia is the fear of the number 4, more popular in China, Japan, and Korea.

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POLICE CRIMINAL FUN - FLEEING WOMAN SHOPLIFTER RUNS FACE FIRST INTO REVOLVING DOOR - KNOCKS HERSELF OUT! - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197204.html

STRANGE POLICE STORIES - HIT AND RUN DRIVER WILL BE EASY TO FIND - LICENSE PLATE EMBEDDED IN BUMPER! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/197246.html

OH NO - MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE ARE SMOKERS! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197247.html

STRANGE CELEBRITIES - CHRISTIE BRINKLEY AT 60 YEARS OLD - STILL HOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197206.html

STRANGE MILITARY VEHICLES - COOL HUMVEE REPLACEMENT VEHICLE - WOW! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/197207.html

WOULD YOU BUY THIS DESIGNER KANYE WEST SHIRT? - ONLY $2,600 ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197248.html

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IS CHRISTIE BRINKLEY A VAMPIRE? - SEE HER IN THE 1970'S - 90'S - TODAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197250.html

WATCH THIS COOL CONVERTIBLE INTERIOR CONVERT TO DRIVER-LESS CAR AND PUT A MOVIE SCREEN UP FOR YOU TO ENJOY - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197254.html

FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - BACK SEAT RIDER ON DADS BIKE NOT HAVING FUN - CRACKING UP! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/197097.html

STRANGE OLDE BUSINESS MACHINES - FIRST COMPUTERS USED PAPER PUNCH CARDS - 62,500 CARDS TO CREATE 5 MEGABYTES OF CODE! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/197210.html

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WILD STUDENT PRANK AT HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAME - AFTER FREE-THROW, ENTIRE HALL FILLED WITH TOILET PAPER STREAMERS - WOW! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197244.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Mean Old Granny Shreds $1.1 Million Euros Rather Than Leave $ to Nasty Heirs - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197147.html

- The Real Definition of "Political Correctness" by Harry S Truman Telegram to Gen Douglas MacArthur - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197259.html

- Strange Stuff Found in Taxi Cabs - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/109880.html

- Identical Twins In Switzerland Beat 29 Parking Tickets! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/149960.html

- 5 Deadliest Pandemics in History - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/150205.html

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VOL 1479 - NOV. 18, 2015 - Strange Actual Medical Notes

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Strange Thoughts to Ponder:

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Actual Medical Notes

In The Notes :

Totally off the record... A selection of choice writings taken from medical (and nursing!) notes!

-By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

-Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

-On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

-She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

-The patient refused an autopsy.

-The patient has no past history of suicides.

-The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

-Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

-Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.

-The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

-She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

-The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.

-Uterus remains in place resting comfortably (after prolapse repair)

-Diagnosis: Claus-trophobia

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-The skin was moist and dry.

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-The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

-She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

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-The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

-I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

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-She is numb from her toes down.

-While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

-The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

-The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

-Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

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VOL 1477 - NOV. 11, 2015 - Veterans Day Special Edition

VETERAN'S DAY 11-11-15

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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts

"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."

"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."

"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."

"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshipers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge

"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.

I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.

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VOL 1476 - NOV. 08, 2015 - There's NO Place Like New Jersey.............

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Strange Quotes About Politicians:

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - Henry Louis Mencken

If a politician isn't doing it to his wife, then he's doing it to his country. - Amy Grant

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger

One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one. - Henry Miller

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. - Lily Tomlin

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - There's NO Place Like New Jersey.............

NO place like New Jersey!!!!

I think those living in or have lived in or vacationed in Jersey will appreciate this.
YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUTTA NEW JERSEY , BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE NJ OUTTA THE GIRL or GUY!

I spend my weekends at the mall, my summers down the shore, and late nights in a diner with a plate of cheese fries.

I know which exits are which, and that there's no decent beaches north of 100.

I spent prom weekend in Seaside, and many a summer on LBI.

I know the mob isn't just on the Sopranos.

I know better than to drive through Camden, and that there are nice areas of Elizabeth.

I know what good pizza & good bagels taste like.

I eat Boardwalk fries, zeppoles, & CASE's porkroll on a hard roll. (yum!)

I love to feel the wind in my hair, and the sand between my toes.

I know there's no place on earth quite like New Jersey.

And that no matter where life takes me, this will always be home.

AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM JERSEY WHEN:

You've been seriously injured at Action Park .

You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas .

You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."

You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.

Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.

You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

If you were born and raised in New Jersey, it was either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You say the words "water", "coffee", "dog" and "whatever", like this "wawder", "cawfee", "dawg" and "wadever".

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore,"

and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."

You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.

Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it A "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."

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VOL 1475 - NOV. 04, 2015 - Strange Things I Learned in the South

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Strange Quotes of the Day - 'Great Business Insight' Quotes

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."--Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."--A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things I Learned in the South

funny ones...............

STRANGE THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders.. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple of kinds that no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? Means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two.
We do like a little tea without sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own six spices: salt, pepper, garlic, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

You believe that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissyfit is.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and send to those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.

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