VOL 1476 - NOV. 08, 2015 - There's NO Place Like New Jersey.............

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Strange Quotes About Politicians:

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - Henry Louis Mencken

If a politician isn't doing it to his wife, then he's doing it to his country. - Amy Grant

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger

One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one. - Henry Miller

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. - Lily Tomlin

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - There's NO Place Like New Jersey.............

NO place like New Jersey!!!!

I think those living in or have lived in or vacationed in Jersey will appreciate this.
YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUTTA NEW JERSEY , BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE NJ OUTTA THE GIRL or GUY!

I spend my weekends at the mall, my summers down the shore, and late nights in a diner with a plate of cheese fries.

I know which exits are which, and that there's no decent beaches north of 100.

I spent prom weekend in Seaside, and many a summer on LBI.

I know the mob isn't just on the Sopranos.

I know better than to drive through Camden, and that there are nice areas of Elizabeth.

I know what good pizza & good bagels taste like.

I eat Boardwalk fries, zeppoles, & CASE's porkroll on a hard roll. (yum!)

I love to feel the wind in my hair, and the sand between my toes.

I know there's no place on earth quite like New Jersey.

And that no matter where life takes me, this will always be home.

AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM JERSEY WHEN:

You've been seriously injured at Action Park .

You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas .

You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."

You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.

Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.

You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

If you were born and raised in New Jersey, it was either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You say the words "water", "coffee", "dog" and "whatever", like this "wawder", "cawfee", "dawg" and "wadever".

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore,"

and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."

You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.

Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it A "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."




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