Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: März 2017

Mittwoch, 29. März 2017

VOL 1589 - MAR. 29, 2017 - Strange Street Names in the USA

Sonntag, 26. März 2017

VOL 1588 - MAR. 26, 2017 - Strange Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs

Mittwoch, 22. März 2017

VOL 1587 - MAR. 22, 2017 - The TRUE Meaning Of Southern Expressions and Foods!

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Strange Quotes About Life's Little Mysteries:

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
--Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stone, December 2, 1976.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carole Burnett

With all due respect to the world's great drummers - it ain't brain surgery. - Mickey Dolenz, 1996

Our bodies are just temporary vessels for our souls, which will go on forever. You really are an extension of the power that created the whole universe, no matter what drags you have on. - Ru Paul

If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The TRUE Meaning Of Southern Expressions and Foods!

Suthunuhs!

Southerners know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southerners know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southerners know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southerners know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southerners know their religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football

Southerners know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

Southerners know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
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Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that"just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
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Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows that tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; that scrambled eggs just ain't right without Tabasco , and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her sweet little heart"... and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southernness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your little heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff....bless your hearts, I hear they're fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fah-evah !

There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!

Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had a'been! If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.

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STRANGE WORKPLACE FUN - AIRLINE CREW FILMS FELLOW FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND 2 MEN CREW MEMBERS HOLDING HANDS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201638.html

STRANGE OLD POLITICAL PICTURES - JOHN F KENNEDY GIRLS SUPPORTING HIS CAMPAIGN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201736.html

STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS - ANGELINA JOLIE IS EXCITED TO MEET WITH THE ARCH BISHOP OF CANTERBURY - DISCUSSED POKIEMAN? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201767.html

STRANGE MILITARY PIXS - AERIAL VIEW OF SYRIAN REFUGEE CAMP IN JORDAN - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201768.html

STRANGE FISHING EVENTS - MAN GETS BIT ON THE SHOULDER WHEN HOLDING LITTLE SHARK - NASTY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/201769.html

HORRIFIC PROBLEMS FACED BY TODAY'S MILLENNIALS! DIPPING SAUCE FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201770.html

MOTHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - CARRYING BRICKS ON HER HEAD WITH BABY IN A SLING ON HER BACK - WHAT COULD GO WRONG? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201771.html

NEW MILITARY BOMBS DROPPED FROM DRONES BEING USED AGAINST ISIS - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201777.html

STRANGE OLDE PICTURES - NEW YORK CITY COBBLESTONE PAVING! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/201783.html

OLDE MILITARY PIXS - WWII MILITARY JEEP SHIPPED IN SMALL BOX - THEN REASSEMBLED! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/201784.html

STRANGE PIXS - MAMMOTH 75 LB PEARL FROM IN THE PHILIPPINES - WORTH $100 MILLION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201785.html

HIGHWAY DANGERS - TALENTED TRUCK DRIVER PULLING A TANDEM SWERVES AT FULL SPEED TO AVOID BROKEN DOWN TRUCK.! AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/201786.html

CHINA DRIVING DISASTERS - GREAT AERIAL SHOT OF HUGE TRAFFIC JAM AT TOLL STATION - 50 LANES TRYING TO GET ONTO ONE HIGHWAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201787.html

COOL FARMING PIXS - COLORFUL LAVENDER FIELD HARVEST - PURPLE TO GREEN! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/201788.html

STRANGE TRAVEL DESTINATIONS - CRYSTAL CLEAR HUMANTAY LAKE - PERU! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201789.html

AWKWARD MARRIAGE PROPOSAL ON LIVE TV - MILLENNIAL WITH MAN BUN GETS REJECTED BY PRETTY STUDIO ON-AIR ANNOUNCER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201790.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Awesome Football Quotes And Insights! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201735.html

- Application To Live in Minnesota - If You Dare - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23182.html

- You May be From Ohio if.. - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/20772.html

- Visitor's Guide To Driving in St. Louis, MO. - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/120723.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SP - STRANGE & STUPID FELONS - Robbers - Petty Thieves - Delinquents

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Sonntag, 19. März 2017

VOL 1586 - MAR. 19, 2017 - Strange Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test

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Strange "Drinking" Quotes For Spring Breakers:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too effed up to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

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STRANGE BEACH DANGERS - HUGE WAVE CRASHES OVER SEAWALL - SURPRISES TELEVISION REPORTER ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201717.html

STRANGE PICTURE PUZZLES - NAME THE 24 MOVIES PICTURED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201722.html

STRANGE ACCIDENTS - DOUBLE DECKER BUSES SMASHES INTO LOW BRIDGE - WHY I LOST MY JOB SERIES! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/201718.html

STRANGE TOY COLLECTIONS - LITTLE GIRL LOVES PINK TOYS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201719.html

STRANGE OLDE COLOR BUSINESS PIXS - 1940 BARBEQUE - NATCHITOCHES, LOUSIANA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201721.html

BLONDE NEWSCASTER CAUGHT WITH HER SKIRT UP! FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201724.html

AWESOME MILITARY PICTURES - 28 F-16'S LINED UP IN HUGE RUNWAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201725.html

COOL LIGHTHOUSES - TILLAMOOK HEAD, OREGON - HUGE WAVE CRASHING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201726.html

STRANGE FARM & RANCH PICTURES - SHEEP GRAZING ON SNOW COVERED FIELD - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/201727.html

STRANGE OLD VEHICLES - 1925 PEUGEOT NAUTIC MOTORBOAT CAR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201728.html

STRANGE AERIAL PHOTOS - MILITARY CARGO PLANE FLYBY IN RUSSIA SHOT FROM ABOVE REAR! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201729.html

STRANGE MOVIE POSTER COLLAGE - POPULAR LEGS SPREAD THEME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201730.html

CRAZY NEW SPORT - BOUNCE BALLS - HUMAN BOWLING BALLS RUN INTO EACH OTHER! CRAZY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201731.html

STRANGE POLICE PICTURES - COP JUMPS ON HIS CAR AFTER GATOR ATTACKS! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/201732.html

STRANGE OLDE AIRLINE PICTURES - PASTRY CHEFS DELIVER CAKES FOR 1938 EASTERN AIRLINE FLIGHT! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/201733.html

FAST FOOD FUN - ROBOT BURGER FLIPPER WILL REPLACE $15.00 PER HOUR LUNACY! COOL ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201637.html

SCARY OLDE NASA PIXS - APOLLO 1 CREW TRAINING IN A POOL BEFORE FIRE THAT CAUSED THEIR DEATH! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201670.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Are We Really That Stupid? The REAL Cost Of Illegal Immigration! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201714.html

Strange Baseball Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174511.html

Strange Winner For The Worst 1st Date Story - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/181683.html

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/118478.html

Strange Pain Facts: Why Paper Cuts Hurt so Much - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/173556.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS

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Mittwoch, 15. März 2017

VOL 1585 - MAR. 15, 2017 - You Might Be In Education If.........

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Strange Quotes: The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians

Comedians would probably not exist without politicians, whose speeches have always been full of wisdom. Here is our rating of the 10 most stupid things ever said by politicians all over the world.

1. "Queen Elizabeth Taylor." – Thai Prime Minister Banharn Silpa-archa, referring to the Queen of England.

2. "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country." – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, referring to the USA while addressing Columbia University.

3. "I would never approach a small-breasted woman." – President Clinton, denying that he had sexually harassed Kathleen Willey.

4. "Life has become better, life has become more fun!" [«Æèòü ñòàëî ëó÷øå, æèòü ñòàëî âåñåëåå!»] Josef Stalin. The irony of this phrase is that he said it at the peak of mass repressions organized by him at the end of 1930s.

5. "I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement." – Fidel Castro. But he also said: "I am a Marxist-Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life."

6. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004 – George W. Bush.

7. "This is a great day for France!" – President Richard Nixon at French President Charles de Gaulle's funeral.

8. "I've now been in 57 states – I think one left to go." – Barack Obama at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.

9. "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." – Nguen Co Thatch, Vietnamese Foreign Minister.

10. Senator John McCain in his presidential run: "I was in Germany over the weekend and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old Cold War speeches as he addressed the conference there."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Might Be In Education If...............

1) You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.

2) You find humor is other people's stupidity.

3) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

4) You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

5) You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.

6) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."

7) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

8) Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.

9) When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group.

10) You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

11) You wonder how some parents even managed to reproduce.

12) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

13) You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.

14) You've never had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.

15) You can't have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.

16) Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"

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STRANGE ANIMAL PALS - SEA TURTLE RIDES ON A HUGE JELLYFISH! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/201680.html

WOW! NEW DELOREAN CONCEPT - SAME GULL-WINGED DOORS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201681.html

STRANGE CHARTS - FAST FOOD PRICES BEFORE AND AFTER A $15.00 PER HOUR WAGE HIKE! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/201642.html

GOLF FUN - PRO GOLFER FLIPS PUTTER AND HITS BALL - 2 STROKE PENALTY! FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/201672.html

STRANGE ANIMAL BRIDGES - EASTER ISLAND RED CRAB BRIDGE OVER ROADWAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201683.html

SEXY LIZ HURLEY - TINY BIKINI COVERS HER 51 YR OLD BODY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201684.html

STRANGE FOOD FUN - FUNNEL CAKE FLAVORED SODA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201685.html

STRANGE & SINISTER POLITICAL HISTORY - AIR FORCE ONE PIX OF JACKIE AFTER JFK ASSASSINATED - WAS THAT A WINK AND A SMILE TO LBJ? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201669.html

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN - HERE'S WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT - IN ONE PICTURE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201673.html

STRANGE POLICE FUN - ANKLE JEWELRY - BROWARD COUNTY ANKLE BRACELET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201677.html

STRANGE ANIMAL PROBLEMS - VETERINARIANS REMOVE 915 COINS FROM 25 YEAR OLD TURTLE! X-RAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201599.html

MILITARY DISASTER PIXS - RUSSIAN SUKHOI SU-27SM PILOT EJECTS FROM DOOMED MILITARY JET - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/201674.html

STRANGE ANCIENT ITEMS - LOAF OF BREAD MADE IN 79 AD OWNED BY A SLAVE IN POMPEII! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/201675.html

STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSION & PUZZLES - FIND THE GIRAFFE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201676.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY YOUTH PIXS - 1998 SCARLETT JOHANSSON AGE 14 & JESSICA BIEL AGE 6! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/201678.html

AWESOME BUILDING SKILLS - SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH LIONS HEAD KNELL POST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201679.html

BEING HOMELESS NOW IS DIFFERENT - THIS GUY'S LAPTOP COMPUTER IS CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET VIA WI-FI! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201682.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SP - RIOT SQUAD POLICE - Violent Protests - Moron Protesters - Police Clashes & Events

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Illegal Mexicans Impact On The US - What If They Went Home? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201671.html

Strange Fun Cat Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178125.html

Strange Armadillo Facts - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178126.html

Strange Hygiene Labels - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178127.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SP - RIOT SQUAD POLICE - Violent Protests - Moron Protesters - Police Clashes & Events

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Samstag, 11. März 2017

VOL 1584 - MAR. 12, 2017 - Are You Normal? These Stats Will Tell You!

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Strange Quotes About "Fools"

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~ Douglas Adams

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. ~ Gerald Barzan

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. ~ Josh Billings

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. ~ Nicholas Boileau

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. ~ Frank Dane

A man who cannot reason is a fool, a man who will not reason is a bigot, and a man who dare not reason is a slave. ~ William Drummond

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Are You Normal? These Stats Will Tell You!

ARE YOU NORMAL
Facts about Americans. Did you know that...
Remember when you are reading this
90% of people say that they sometimes lie.

AROUND THE HOUSE
* 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
* Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their
husbands to do it correctly.
* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
* 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
* 67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
* The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there a correlation????)

HABITS
* 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
* 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order
with singles leading up to higher denominations.
* 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to
avoid the high prices of snack foods.
* 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
* 17% have been caught by the host.
* 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
* 29% of us ignore RSVP.
* 35% give to charity at least once a month.
* 71.6% of us eavesdrop.

FOOD
* 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
* When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
* Snickers is the most popular candy.
* 22% of us skip lunch daily.
* 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
* 66% of us eat cereal regularly.
* 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
* 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

HYGIENE
* 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
* Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
* Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
* 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
* 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
* 33% of women lie about their weight.
* 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
(I thought that was preferred Trident gum)
* The average girl starts her period at age 12.
* 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
* 23.5% admit they don't always flush.
* 45.2% pee in the shower.
* 44.9% pee in the ocean.
* 28.1% pee in the pool.
* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after
they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

DRIVING
* 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
(and probably 4 out of 5 can't sing for beans either)
* 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
* 45% of us consistently follow the speed limit.
(This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact
speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it)
* 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
* 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
* 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
* 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

WHAT WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING
13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework.
91% of us lie regularly.
27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

RELIGION
* 90% believe in divine retribution.
* 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
(That's one Commandment per person on average)
* 82% believe in an afterlife.
* 45% believe in ghosts.
* 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper)
* 49% believe in ESP.

DAILY LIVING
* 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
* 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
* 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
* 59% of us say we're average-looking.
* Less than 10% are trilingual.
* 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
* 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
* 44% reuse tinfoil.
* 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
* 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
* 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
* 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
* 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
* On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
* 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

LOVE & SEX
* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
(How many claim they are?)
* The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
* 56% of men have had sex at work.
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue)
(And what percent said yes?)

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What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do witches run spell checkers?

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Did you know the saying "God willing and the Creek don't rise" was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President of the U.S. to return to Washington. In his response, he was said to write, "God willing and the Creek don't rise." Because he capitalized the word "Creek" it is deduced that he was referring to the Creek Indian tribe and not a body of water.

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In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.' (Artists know hands and arms are more difficult to paint)

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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October) Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big wig... ' Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

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In the late 1700's, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The 'head of the household' always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal.. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the 'chair man.' Today in business, we use the expression or title 'Chairman' or 'Chairman of the Board.'

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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement.. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, 'mind your own bee's wax.' Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term 'crack a smile'. In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . .. . Therefore, the expression 'losing face.'

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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in 'straight laced' wore a tightly tied lace..

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Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the 'Ace of Spades...' To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't 'playing with a full deck..'

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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to 'go sip some Ale and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. 'You go sip here' and 'You go sip there.' The two words 'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term 'gossip.'

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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in 'pints' and who was drinking in 'quarts,' hence the phrase 'minding your 'P's and Q's'.

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In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem....how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a 'Monkey' with 16 round indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make 'Brass Monkeys.' Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations w
ould shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey; Thus, it was quite literally, 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.' (All this time, you thought that was an improper expression, didn't you.)

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