VOL 1624 - JULY 30, 2017 - Strange Random Sports Facts

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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" - Jerry Seinfeld

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." - Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. -Emo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Random Sports Facts

Football (soccer) is the most attended or watched sport in the world.

The Major League Baseball teams use about 850,000 balls per season.

Volleyball was invented by William George Morgan of Holyoke, Massachusetts in 1895.

The very first Olympic race, held in 776 BC, was won by Corubus, a chef.

Basketball and rugby balls are made from synthetic material. Earlier, pigs' bladders were used as rugby balls.

Jean Genevieve Garnerin was the first female parachutists, jumping from a hot air balloon in 1799.

In 1898, one of the first programmes to be broadcasted on radio was a yacht race that took place in British waters.

A baseball ball has exactly 108 stitches, a cricket ball has between 65 and 70 stitches.

Bill Klem served the most seasons as major league umpire – 37 years, starting in 1905. He also officated 18 World Series.

Ferenc Szisz from Romania, driving a Renault, won the first Formula One Grand Prix held at Le Mans, France in 1906.

In 1975 Junko Tabei from Japan became the first woman to reach the top of Everest.

The first instance of global electronic communications took place in 1871 when news of the Derby winner was telegraphed from London to Calcutta in under 5 minutes.

The first modern Olympic Games were held in Athens, Greece in 1896. There were 311 male but no female competitors.

Korfball is the only sport played with mixed teams, consisting of 4 men and 4 women.

The oldest continuous trophy in sports is the America's Cup. It started in 1851, with Americans winning for a straight 132 years until Australia took the Cup in 1983.

The record for the most major league baseball career innings is held by Cy Young, with 7,356 innings.

In his time, Michael Schumacher was the highest paid sportsman, ahead of Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer. (Not including sponsorship endorsements.)

A soccer ball is made up of 32 leather panels, held together by 642 stitches.

Golf the only sport played on the moon – on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.

The record for the most Olympic medals ever won is held by Soviet gymnast Larissa Latynina. Competing in three Olympics, between 1956 and 1964, she won 18 medals.

The high jump method of jumping head first and landing on the back is called the Fosbury Flop.

Gymnasiums were introduced in 900BC and Greek athletes practiced in the nude to the accompaniment of music. They also performed naked at the Olympic Games.

About 42,000 tennis balls are used in the plus-minus 650 matches in the Wimbledon Championship.

Sports command the biggest television audiences, led by the summer Olympics, World Cup Football and Formula One racing.


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VOL 1623 - JULY 26, 2017 - How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb?

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable without You It's like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is ...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A$$ All Day.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb?

HOW MANY CHURCH-MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


CHARISMATIC: Only one. Hands already in the air.

PENTECOSTALS: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

PRESBYTERIANS: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

ROMAN CATHOLIC: None. Candles only.

BAPTISTS: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve thechange and decide who brings the potato salad.

CHURCH OF CHRIST: Six men. One to authorize the change; two to look up the scriptures to see if it's something Jesus or Paul would approve of; and three to keep the women in submission, i.e. keeping them from giving advice, instructions, or usurping authority over the men.

EPISCOPALIANS: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

METHODISTS : Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday.
Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

NAZARENE: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

LUTHERANS: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

AMISH: What's a light bulb?

UNITARIANS: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: None. The lights are on, but no one's home.

MORMONS: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.


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VOL 1622 - JULY 23, 2017 - Strange 'Gender' Determinations

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Strange Quotes About "Work"

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange 'Gender' Determinations

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too).

Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

A Water Faucet is Female - it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin is Male - it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie is Female - it is not always completely understood.

A Computer is Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory.


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VOL 1621 - JULY 19, 2017 - Strange Things I Learned in the South

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Strange QUOTES - Cowardice & Criticism


Pacifism is simply undisguised cowardice. - unknown

The coward threatens when he is safe.- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They have vilified me, they have crucified me. Yes, they have even criticized me.- Richard J. Daley

People can be divided into two classes: those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way?' - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things I Learned in the South


funny ones...............


STRANGE THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders.. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple of kinds that no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? Means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two.
We do like a little tea without sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own six spices: salt, pepper, garlic, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

You believe that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissyfit is.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and send to those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.


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VOL 1620 - JULY 16, 2017 - Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America

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Strange Quotes: The 10 silliest things ever said by politicians

Comedians would probably not exist without politicians, whose speeches have always been full of wisdom. Here is our rating of the 10 most stupid things ever said by politicians all over the world.

1. "Queen Elizabeth Taylor." – Thai Prime Minister Banharn Silpa-archa, referring to the Queen of England.

2. "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country." – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, referring to the USA while addressing Columbia University.

3. "I would never approach a small-breasted woman." – President Clinton, denying that he had sexually harassed Kathleen Willey.

4. "Life has become better, life has become more fun!" [«Æèòü ñòàëî ëó÷øå, æèòü ñòàëî âåñåëåå!»] Josef Stalin. The irony of this phrase is that he said it at the peak of mass repressions organized by him at the end of 1930s.

5. "I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement." – Fidel Castro. But he also said: "I am a Marxist-Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life."

6. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004 – George W. Bush.

7. "This is a great day for France!" – President Richard Nixon at French President Charles de Gaulle's funeral.

8. "I've now been in 57 states – I think one left to go." – Barack Obama at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.

9. "We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." – Nguen Co Thatch, Vietnamese Foreign Minister.

10. Senator John McCain in his presidential run: "I was in Germany over the weekend and President Putin of Germany gave one of the old Cold War speeches as he addressed the conference there."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America


1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
it's a do-it-yourself thing.
27. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
28. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
29. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
30. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
31. Never pass a snow plow on the right.


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VOL 1619 - JULY 12, 2017 - Strange History of Going Over Niagara Falls - How Many Have Made It?

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Strange Geek Quotes:

- 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d - tee shirt

- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

- Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Going Over Niagara Falls - How Many Have Made It?


To date eleven people have made it, two of them women; five have died :

* Bobby Leach, steel barrel, 1911. The first man to go over the falls, he survived, only to die 15 years later after slipping on an orange peel in Christchurch, New Zealand.

* Charles Stephens, oak barrel, 1920. Stephens also brought an anvil for ballast, but he strapped it to his feet. When the barrel hit the water at the base of the falls, the anvil kept going, breaking through the bottom lid and taking most of Stephens with it (his right arm was found still strapped in).

* Jean Lussier, 760-pound rubber ball reinforced with steel bands, 1928. Survived.

* George Stathakis, 2,000-pound barrel, 1930. The barrel was trapped behind and beneath the falls for more than 14 hours; Stathakis suffocated.

* William "Red" Hill Jr., 13 heavy-duty inner tubes lashed together with canvas webbing and fishnet, 1951. Died.

* Roger Woodward, 1960. Not technically one of the 15, because he used no barrel and didn't mean to go. Roger was seven years old at the time, and he's still the only person known to have gone over the falls unprotected and live. (He'd been in a small boat that developed engine problems and capsized upriver.) Observers speculated that he'd survived because his life jacket and light weight brought him back to the surface quickly after the initial plunge.

* Nathan Boya, 1,000-pound steel-frame sphere covered in rubber and sheet metal, 1961. Survived.

* Karel Soucek, metal and plastic barrel, 1984. Survived. Killed the following year attempting a 180-foot barrel drop into a water tank in front of 45,000 at the Houston Astrodome.

* Steve Trotter, two plastic pickle barrels surrounded by inner tubes and covered with a tarp, 1985. Survived; repeated in 1995 with Lori Martin. First coed team.

* Dave Munday, aluminum and plastic barrel, 1985. Survived; repeated in 1993 in a converted diving bell. First person to go over twice.

* Peter DeBernardi and Geoffrey Petkovich, ten-foot steel barrel, 1989. Survived. First team.
* Jessie Sharp, kayak, 1990. Presumed dead, body not found.

* Robert Overacker, jet ski, 1995. Died. Rocket-assisted parachute deployed at brink of falls as planned, but wasn't tethered to his back.

* March 12, 2009 - Unnamed man jumped into the river and went over the falls and survived. He was pulled out despite resisting.


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GOLF FUN - DRIVING DOWN THE FAIRWAY TOWARD THE COMING TORNADO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203059.html


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STRANGE WEATHER DANGERS - EAST TEXAS TREE SPLIT IN TWO AFTER LIGHTNING STRIKE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203061.html


STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS - HIGH HEELS FOR CHURCH - BACK STILETTO HEELS ARE CROSSES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203062.html


STRANGE DEEP THOUGHTS - SENIORS VIEWS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND CHINA CABINETS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203063.html


STRANGE BUSINESS MACHINES - TWO SEMI TRUCKS TOW A HUGE 3 STORY ENGINE ON HIGHWAY - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203064.html


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FLOODS RUIN THOUSANDS ON NEW HONDA'S - FACTORY DECIDES TO DESTROY THEM ALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203066.html


STRANGE DOG AND DOG OWNER PIXS - CHECK OUT THEIR MATCHING 2 COLORED EYES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203067.html


STRANGE BUSINESS EMPLOYEE PICTURES - BLONDE NATALIE THE PORN STAR - BEFORE AND AFTER MAKEUP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203068.html


AWESOME MILITARY PICTURES - CLOSE UP VIEW OF NAVY GUIDED MISSILE SHIP LAUNCH! WOW! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203069.html


STRANGE TOYS - BARBIE DOLL PACKAGING VERY STRANGE - PRESS BOOBS FOR DEMO? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203070.html


STRANGE BUILDING FUN - MAN CONSTRUCTS HOUSE THAT ROTATES FOR DYING WIFE TO ENJOY SUNSHINE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203071.html


KIDS FUN - GREAT SUMMER IDEA FOR CHEAP PVC PIPE & WATER HOSE CAR WASH FOR KIDS AND THEIR TOY BIKES AND CARS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203072.html


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- Why? Strange Answers to everyday Questions - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/169242.html


- State of West Virginia Professional Engineer Exam - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/167636.html


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VOL 1618 - JULY 09, 2017 - Strange Words and Their Origins

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Strange "Insults With Class!"

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Words and Their Origins

The term "moron" entered our vocabulary when Molière, in his play La Princesse d'Elide, gave a dim-witted character the name Moron.

The phrase, "Often a bridesmaid but never a bride," actually comes from an advertisement for Listerine mouthwash. The text was written by Milton Feasley and first appeared in 1925. The advertisement was so successful that it ran for more than 10 years.

Limousines originally got their name because they were first built in the Limousin region of France.

Caterpillar" means "hairy cat" in Old French.

"Pez" (as in the candy) comes from the German, PfeffErminZ, meaning peppermint.

"Squash" comes from a Native American word, "isquoutersquash," which means "green thing eaten green."

Spain literally means "the land of rabbits."

The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise na ked."

The word "mafia" was created as an acronym for Morte alla francia italia adela, meaning literally "Death to the French is Italy's cry."

The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish word "aguacate," which in turn is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacatl" which meant test icle.

The "ZIP" in "ZIP code" stands for "Zoning Improvement Plan."

According to an old Egyptian text, a delicate nerve runs from the fourth finger of a person's left hand to their heart, thus explaining the origin why that finger is the "wedding finger."

If you knock on wood, the spririt in the tree will protect you.

The sh*tty end of the stick? Well,you got that when you grabbed the wrong end of the pole used to lift the bucket in the outhouse. bummer!


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AWESOME MILITARY PICTURES - LOOK DOWN VIEW OF AIRCRAFT CARRIER CV-67 USS JOHN F KENNEDY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203014.html


WORLD'S CUTEST SOLAR FARM IN CHINA - GIANT PANDA! - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203015.html


STRANGE FURNITURE - COOL LOUNGE CHAIRS CREATED FROM BOEING 737 JET ENGINES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203016.html


OLDE HISTORY - 1950 DETROIT DOWNTOWN - HUDSON'S DEPARTMENT STORE - HUGE 7 STORY AMERICAN FLAG! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203017.html


CANADA FUN - NEW CANADIANS PASSPORT GLOWS ULTRAVIOLET UNDER BLACK LIGHT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203018.html


STRANGE SPORTS - FEMALE WRESTLING - BLONDES REALLY DO HAVE MORE FUN! FULL BACK FLIP OFF THE CORNER POST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203019.html


MILLENNIALS - MYSTERY SOLVED - MANBUN - NOW WE KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203020.html


FOOD FUN - CLEVER WATERMELON TURTLE - JUST CARVE OFF BACK SHELL - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203021.html


STRANGE MAILBOXES - STAR TREK - STARSHIP ENTERPRISE! SOLAR POWERED LIGHT ON TOP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203022.html


STRANGE POLICE STORIES - LAWYER QUESTION POLICEMAN AS TO WHY IT TOOK SO LONG TO ARREST HER - WET FLOOR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203023.html


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STRANGE MULTI-COLORED 'HOLOGRAM' HAIR - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203025.html


STRANGE BATHROOM SIGNS - WHATEVER YOU ARE, JUST GO ANYWHERE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203026.html


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VOL 1617 - JULY 05, 2017 - Strange But Strategic Letters Of Recommendation Phrases

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Strange Quotes About New York City:

I love New York City; I've got a gun. - Charles Barkley

New York ... is a city of geometric heights, a petrified desert of grids and lattices, an inferno of greenish abstraction under a flat sky, a real Metropolis from which man is absent by his very accumulation. - Roland Barthes

New York is a sucked orange. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not only is New York City the nation's melting pot, it is also the casserole, the chafing dish and the charcoal grill. - John V Lindsay, Mayor of NYC, NY Times 10 Nov 66

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. - Mignon McLaughlin

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. - Anita Weiss

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Letters of Recommendation Phrases


Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases:

For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."

For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."


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VOL 1616 - JULY 02, 2017 - JULY 4th FUN - INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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JULY 4th Fun !


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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts for the 4th

"May our great men be good, and our good men be great!"

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusion reduce us to defeat."

"Here's to the Army and Navy, And the battles they have won,

"Here's to America's colors---The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.

"For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Time line for Independence Day July 4th


Benjamin Franklin

1774 - The 13 colonies send delegates to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to form the First Continental Congress. While unrest was brewing, the colonies were far from ready to declare war.

April 1775 - King George's troops advance on Concord, Massachusetts, prompting Paul Revere's midnight ride that sounded the alarm: "The British are coming, the British are coming." Thus began the American Revolution at the battle of Concord.

May 1776 - After nearly a year of trying to settle their differences with England, the colonies, once again, send delegates to the Second Continental Congress.

June 1776 - Admitting that their efforts were hopeless, a committee was formed to compose the formal Declaration of Independence. Headed by Thomas Jefferson, the committee also included John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Philip Livingston and Roger Sherman.

June 28, 1776 - Jefferson presents the first draft of the declaration to congress.

July 4, 1776 - After various changes to Jefferson's original draft, a vote was taken late in the afternoon of July 4th. Of the 13 colonies, 9 voted in favour of the Declaration; 2, Pennsylvania and South Carolina voted No; Delaware was undecided and New York abstained. John Hancock, President of the Continental Congress, was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence. It is said that he signed his name "with a great flourish" so "King George can read that without spectacles!"

July 6, 1776 - The Pennsylvania Evening Post is the first newspaper to print the Declaration of Independence.

July 8, 1776 - The first public reading of the declaration takes place in Philadelphia's Independence Square. The bell in Independence Hall, then known as the "Province Bell" would later be renamed the "Liberty Bell" after its inscription - "Proclaim Liberty Throughout All the Land Unto All the Inhabitants Thereof.Fourth of July"

August 1776 - The task begun on July 4, the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was not actually completed until August. Nonetheless, the 4th of July has been accepted as the official anniversary of United States independence from Britain.

July 4, 1777 - The first Independence Day celebration takes place. It's interesting to speculate what those first 4th festivities were like. By the early 1800s the traditions of parades, picnics, and fireworks were firmly established as part of American Independence Day culture.


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