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Strange Halloween Dictionary
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Your Halloween HorrorScope
HORRORSCOPES
Ascaryus (Jan 20-Feb 18): This Halloween looks to be a scary one for you. But before you go around crying, "Ooooh, I want my mummy! I want my mummy!" think about this: You want more lovin', right? Well, if you run around like a scaredycat, you will, to quoth the raven, "Neverscore."
Pieces (Feb 19-Mar 20): Vampires are evil, hypnotic people who will emerge in the night and drain you. Sounds like someone I used to date. You need to be careful because you may have closed the metaphoric coffin lid on a relationship, only to find that this person will rise from the graveyard of your heart to worm their way back into your life. One word of advice from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer": A vampire can only come in if you invite them.
Scaries (Mar 21-Apr 19): You've got to pick up every stitch this Halloween because, unless I miss my guess, it must be the Season of the Witch. If only every holiday could be commemorated with a bad Donovan song. Wouldn't it be great, on Thanksgiving, to sit around the table, giving thanks for the bounty we are to receive by singing a rousing round of "Mellow Yellow"? That is truly the most horrifying thought you can be faced with this Halloween.
Tarot (Apr 20-May 20): Sure, you ladies have been looking for some lovin'. But you don't want to go for just any Tom Dick and Harry. And heaven forfend you go for any Jack you find, especially when that Jack is some hollow-headed grinning gap-toothed idiot. But then again, despite his weird exterior, if you look inside, you'll see a flame burning bright. This might be the season of the witch, but if you try not to act so witchy and look past the odd exterior, you'll find hidden depths in the ugliest places.
OnlyOneEye (May 21- Jun 20): Horror is in the eye of the beholder, whether that eye be bloodshot and yellow, peering at you from the shadows of the night, or whether the eye is a horrible dismembered giant radioactive eye. What is truly scary? A werewolf? A werewolf is not so much a horrible half-man half-beast as a chronic undershaver. A headless horseman is just the victim of a particularly bad hair day. In much the same way, you can find the brighter side of anything that comes your way, no matter how horrific or annoying.
Dancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): Scary is relative, and we don't just mean your crazy relatives who threaten to come visit for six weeks, but rather the idea that whereas a movie with monsters made out of cardboard boxes and paper mache may have been the scariest thing you'd ever seen when you were eight, it now looks like crap. You must get over your initial fears of a new project or relationship; although it seems insurmountable now, if you stick with it, you will eventually be able to overcome it.
Tao (Jul 23-Aug 22): Frankenstein's monster was, of course, made out of the parts of a couple dozen other people, which must have been hell when it came to custody hearings. Nothing's more awkward at a family reunion than having one-tenth of Cousin Harry show up at the buffet. You, too, feel like you're being pulled in twenty different directions, but you'll soon receive the jolt you'll need to get on your feet again.
Vertigo (Aug 23-Sep 22): Pity the poor skeleton who wanders around on Halloween, looking so unfashionable in all-white a full two months after Memorial Day. Of course, he can't help it, and he is actually successful in the love department; after all, he is "ribbed" for her pleasure. This week you'll find that you attract more flies with honey than even dead zombie flesh, and being inherently nice to the opposite sex will make them flock to you like vultures to a skeleton.
Webra (Sep 23-Oct 22): Zombies are pretty well-known for trying to suck the brains out of people's heads. As was every high school algebra teacher I ever had. Coincidence? Considering that those people were always pale on the point of being green, had trouble communicating more than moans and incoherent screams, and had awkward, stumbling walks down the hallway, I think it's lucky I escaped without some horrible "Night of the Living Dead scenario." You escape a horrific fate worse than death , if you can steer clear of boring people at parties.
Scareio (Oct 23-Nov 21): You think you're being slick, but the truth is that you're like a ghost; people can see through you, and all the noise you're making is more effective scaring small children and dogs than actually doing anything. It's time to leave your old haunts and take care of that grave matter that's all your vault.
Sekeltarious (Nov 22-Dec 21): Boo! Scared ya!
Capricandycorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is, and it's going to be a creepy thrill ride with an incredibly ironic twist at the end that serves as a commentary on our mixed-up Cold War nuclear society. Don't let the creepy situations you get yourself into this week get you skittish. Let them get you Skittles; why not go Trick-or-Treating? It's fun to dress up, get given stuff, and not have to give ten percent to a big guy named Huggy Bear. And Halloween candy doesn't count as calories!
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VOL 1264 - OCT. 27, 2013 - Strange "Cake" Personality TEST
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OCTOBER FUN
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Strange "PC" Quotes:
There is an annual contest at University of New Brunswick calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was: "Political Correctness".
The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. Jacques Barzun
Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up. Glenn Beck
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism. Phyllis Schlafly
"The two pillars of 'political correctness' are:
a) willful ignorance
b) a steadfast refusal to face the truth"
"Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this." Doris Lessing
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -'CAKE' Personality Test
Take this cake personality test; then, send this e-mail on to others.
When you send this e-mail on, put your cake in the subject box above. No cheating. Pick your cake then, look to see.
If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose:
Angel food
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate on Chocolate
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake
NO...you can't change your mind once you scroll down So think carefully, what your choice will be!!!
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you:
Angel food ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being child-like and immature at times.
Brownies... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
Lemon Meringue... Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life, very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad, however, you are a friend for life.
Strawberry Short Cake... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly-emotional and annoying at times.
Chocolate on Chocolate ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
Ice Cream... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
Carrot Cake... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. ! People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
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Strange "PC" Quotes:
There is an annual contest at University of New Brunswick calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was: "Political Correctness".
The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. Jacques Barzun
Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up. Glenn Beck
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism. Phyllis Schlafly
"The two pillars of 'political correctness' are:
a) willful ignorance
b) a steadfast refusal to face the truth"
"Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this." Doris Lessing
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -'CAKE' Personality Test
Take this cake personality test; then, send this e-mail on to others.
When you send this e-mail on, put your cake in the subject box above. No cheating. Pick your cake then, look to see.
If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose:
Angel food
Brownies
Lemon Meringue
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing
Strawberry Short Cake
Chocolate on Chocolate
Ice Cream
Carrot Cake
NO...you can't change your mind once you scroll down So think carefully, what your choice will be!!!
OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you:
Angel food ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being child-like and immature at times.
Brownies... You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
Lemon Meringue... Smooth, sexy, &articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.
Vanilla with Chocolate Icing ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life, very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad, however, you are a friend for life.
Strawberry Short Cake... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly-emotional and annoying at times.
Chocolate on Chocolate ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
Ice Cream... You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
Carrot Cake... You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. ! People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
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STRANGE CAKES - VERY RICH CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY MOUSE CAKE SURROUNDED BY KITKAT BAR FOR THE SIDES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189702.html
DEC 7, 1941 JAPANESE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR - GREAT AERIAL SHOT OF ALL THE SHIPS UNDER ATTACK - BOMBS DROPPING! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189734.html
AMAZING FARM FIELDS - CHECK OUT THE DRASTIC COLOR CHANGE AS THE FARM WORKERS MOVE THROUGH THE FIELD - WOW! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/189767.html
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STRANGE NEW FUN SPORT - CRAWLING ON HUGE INFLATED PLASTIC BUBBLES IN A MAMMOTH WAREHOUSE! - CRAZY TIMES - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/189772.html
OLDE HISTORICAL PHOTOS - RARELY SEEN PHOTO OF WWII MITCHELL BOMBERS FLYING OVER MT VESUVIUS DURING ERUPTION! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189773.html
STRANGE WHALE ACTIVITY - HUGE SPERM WHALES - LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DANCING! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189774.html
STRANGE OLDE STARZ! - SPANKY AND OUR GANG - ALFALFA - DARLEEN AND EVEN THE DOG! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/189775.html
AMAZING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SPORTS EVENTS - MAN HOLDING BABY CATCHES HOME RUN BALL IN HIS BASEBALL CAP - FUN SPORTS GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189776.html
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This Week:
* ANIM - Muffin song
* GAME - Name that 90s Smash
* MELON - Right in the face
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Bakin', Warnin', Muffin
>> Life is great when you're a muffin <<
"This sunny little cartoon examines the
day-to-day antics of a sentient muffin,"
explain Cope&Dalton. "Because we've
all wondered."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1084307/
>> Great British Bake-Off alternate ending <<
"If you haven't seen the end of this year's
Great British Bake Off do not watch this,"
warns becomingbatman. We feel that if you've
missed it you deserve everything you get.
Anyway, here's the re-edited ending that will
be included in the box set.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1085824/
>> A warning from the future <<
Somegreybloke warns of the encroaching
'Islamification' of Britain that will...
basically, make it a nicer place with
fewer drunks.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/A_warning_from_the_future
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: USVSTH3M
Stuff we like and also we made
* GEORGE OSBORNE'S AUSTERITY NINJA - Slash the
budget, grab the cash! Play it with sound on
for the full benefit.
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/austerity-ninja/
* NAME THAT 90s SMASH - how are your skills at
spotting hits from the music's Greatest
Decade... Ever?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/name-that-90s-smash-hit/
* REAL BRITISH SIGN LANGUAGE - in case you
thought the Brits were just flapping their
hands around.
http://usvsth3m.com/post/64961201835/the-real-british
* ALIENS, PREDATOR OR ROBOCOP? Guess the
nostalgic sci-fi film from the cheesy dialogue.
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/aliens-predator-or-robocop/
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Bad Dates
Last week we wanted you to tell us about your
least successful date. And, like a bunch of
losers, you had some great stories: http://b3ta.com/questions/baddates/
* STINKY - "Job interview in Shanghai, booked
into a hotel by the firm with another applicant:
a Canadian ex-figure skater. Thinking 'yeah,
gonna have a crack at that,' I take her for a
cheap Kung Pao Chicken. After a walk around
the Bund it's clear she's terminally boring,
but I'm even more determined to get something
out of the evening.
"We get back to the hotel area and a tiny
little rumble starts in my guts. Within 50m of
the hotel, there's loads of body contact, I'm
in! But this fart needs out before we're in a
confined space. One little push should do
it... WHOOOOOSH! Out comes a jet of scalding
hot, brown liquid.
"I'm in the middle of the street with shit
running through my white linen shorts and down
my legs: distract her! Managed to make some
weird game of walking behind her with my hands
on her shoulders till I shove her into the
lift and pretend I forgot something.
"I let the doors close before sprinting to my
room, soiled stuff into bathroom bin, bin on
window ledge, 20sec hosedown in the shower, and
she's banging on my door. By now, I just want
to get the sex over with and fall asleep, so I
jump on her and rush through some rudimentary
foreplay, just get the tip in when there's
knocking on the door and they won't give up.
"It's the bellboy wanting to return a bin-full
of shitty clothes that've fallen from the
window ledge into the hotel entrance. Now
everything stinks of shit. We both agree that
just maybe we should sleep in our own rooms."
(Ol' Ginger Bastard)
* HORSEY - "I'd just started seeing a rather fun
woman, and we were still in those low-numbered
dates when you are discovering all the different
ways you can fit your bodies together. After a
busy night we'd been woken by the early morning
sun streaming into her flat, and it seemed a shame
to simply go back to sleep. So off we went again.
"Luckily there a sheet draped over us when her
four-year-old daughter ran into the room. Seeing
me on top of her mother didn't phase her; in
fact she jumped up on top of me and giggled,
'Let's play horsey!'
"Thankfully we manage to disengage without
causing irreparable trauma to the little one.
I then have to carry her around the room for a
few circuits, with my whelk- shrivelled cock
attempting to climb back into my body and her
mother in the corner pissing herself laughing."
(moon monkey)
* SHORTY - "Some years ago, a girl named Sandra
and I went to watch Trainspotting at the cinema.
It was going swimmingly. We were the only people
in the theatre to laugh when Spud said walking
across moorland was not 'natural'. I whisked
Sandra off to sticky Camden dive The Underworld
for some late drinks, intimate chat and perhaps
exchange of fluids.
"A couple of watered-down Carlsbergs later,
who should walk in but Green Day singer Billy
Joe Armstrong and a small entourage? Sandra
went over seeking his autograph, but instead
got invited to a party, for which they left
immediately without so much as a nod in my
direction, leaving me with only my 'lager' for
company. Billy Joe Armstrong is very short."
(wellweapon)
>> This Week - LEGO <<
Show us the greatest thing you've made with
Lego, or tell us how you got a big bit stuck
up your winky:
http://b3ta.com/questions/lego/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Words For That <<
Site that matches words with no meaning to
meanings in search of a word. Our current fave:
Stalkwardness - "When talking with someone in
person, trying not to seem like you know too
much about them despite having stalked them on
Facebook and knowing details of their life."
>> Retro computers as USB keyboards <<
Nostalgic for the ZX Speccie, or a Commodore
64? This Etsy shop transforms ancient home
computers into stylish, contemporary keyboards.
>> Squishy Earth <<
Vent your frustrations with the world on this
squashable web toy of the old-school variety.
http://www.byronknoll.com/earth.html
>> GIFs before there were GIFs <<
Tumblr of quirky animations that date from
before there was even cinema.
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Did that jpg just move???
>> Windscreen cat <<
Mean, but also rather funny. Triggering the
windscreen wipers at juuuuust the right time.
>> Toddler dresses as neon stick-man <<
Cute and alarming in equal measure - dad makes
glow-in-the-dark Halloween outfit for his
two-year-old daughter.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Dawwww
>> Amazing hand-lettering demo <<
The guy looks like a Tesco Value Slash from
Guns 'n Roses, but when he starts to write...
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1085324
>> Melon in the face <<
Old, but we still love this clip from
The Amazing Race. Woman falls foul of
malfunctioning melon-catapult. "I can't
feel my face."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1086045
>> Sushi cats <<
Another WTF video from Japan - cats, sushi,
cute, inexplicable. You know the score.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhbVTf52Go
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Chicken Challenge
Last week we wanted you to celebrate
chickens, because they're ace.
Your favourites included:
* PUN: Photoshop triumph in delightful
challenge synchronicity (moon monkey)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11021309
* FORCE: death egg explosion rampage for
spectacular Star Wars thing (Tribs)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11021838
* WORDPLAY: Princess Leia features in
baffling puzzle (The Silent Channel)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11022602
All these images, and the highest as
voted by you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/chicken
>> New challenge: Soviet Propaganda UK <<
Comrades! This week's Proletariat
challenge is to take Soviet propaganda
posters and update them to reflect life
in modern Britain. Fight the Bourgeoisie!
With revolution! And Photoshop!
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/soviet-uk/
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories
* EDINBURGH SHOW - "A while ago, you linked to
my Twitter account," writes @HarryMyCatDied.
"Well, I ended up doing an sell-out Edinburgh
Fringe show out of it, and am now touring the
UK with it. I do hope you can all come see the
shit out of it!"
http://wegottickets.com/HarryMyCatDied
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* LEGS MADE OF TITANIUM - so they don't start
aching at inconvenient times.
* AN AWARD that you could win, and love, but
still allow you to retain your outsider
credibility.
* A MATERIAL POSSESSION that could bring true
happiness for more than a fleeting instant, before
leaving you hollower than before.
Send contributions via the mail form.
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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: THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by sinisterduck,
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver, Dawn Of The Bread,
and happy Weds b3taday barryheadwound.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Top tip via @peachesanscream.
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: TOP TIP:
When you have to introduce two cats, put
vanilla essence under their chins and on the
back of their tails. That way, they think they
both smell the same and don't fight.
Bonus: Both cats taste of delicious vanilla.
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