VOL 1508 - FEB. 28, 2016 - The True Meaning of the Word 'Service!'

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STRANGE HOLY QUOTES!

Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to get into their pew.
[George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.
[Mark Twain]

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. [Fred Allen]

Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. [Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]

Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.
[Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway.
[Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio]

I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? [Rev. Denny Brake]

If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you?
[Rev. Denny Brake]

If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.
[Anonymous]

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - The True Meaning of the Word 'Service!'

At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word "service." The act of doing things for other people.

Then I heard the terms:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Civil Service
Service Stations
Customer Service
City/County Public Service
Public Service Employees
Immigration Service
Dept Health & Human Services
Forest Service
Natl Park Service
Natural Resources Conservation Service

And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.


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VOL 1507 - FEB. 24, 2016 - Strange Southern Drawl Words Translated

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Great Quotes About Our East Coast Cities

I love New York City; I've got a gun.- - - Charles Barkley

New York is a sucked orange.- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. - - - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Aside from the murders, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.- - - Marion Barry

"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."

"I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified."

"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."

"In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Southern Drawl Words Translated

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools.

The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary:


HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow. "Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) -- a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did, Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas Oxygen. Usage "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
SEED - (verb) -- past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."


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VOL 1506 - FEB. 21, 2016 - If You Love Someone . . . Here's How You Would Answer..........

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Strange Farm Quotes:

I ask myself: Would I have been any worse off if I had stayed home or lived on a farm instead of shock treatments and medication? - Gene Tierney

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich. - Larry Holmes

I think the extent to which I have any balance at all, any mental balance, is because of being a farm kid and being raised in those isolated rural areas. - James Earl Jones

I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm, go down to the drainage ditch and fish, and look at the crawfish and pick a little cotton.
Sam Donaldson

"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"You can make a small fortune in farming - provided you start with a large one." - Anonymous

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. - Anonymous

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - If You Love Someone . . .

If You Love Someone . . .

If You Love Someone

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.


Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.


Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*


C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.


Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!


Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.


Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL


If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!


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VOL 1505 - FEB. 17, 2016 - Job Descriptions in the Real World

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Great "Food" Quotes

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James A. Beard

I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so." And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. - Billiam Coronel

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield)

If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. - (attributed to) Marie Antoinette

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians. ~Pat McNelis

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Job Descriptions in the Real World

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.


A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
(Charles R. Darwin)

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.


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VOL 1504 - FEB. 14, 2016 - Strange Valentines Day Special

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Ten Classic Valentines Sayings

Love is friendship set on fire. Jeremy Taylor

Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Jerome K. Jerome

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

'Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.' Anon

For twas not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart
Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul.
Judy Garland

Love is the heart of the soul. Robert Paul

A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.
Anon

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Emo Philips

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Anon

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Valentine Record Breakers

Longest Engagement
Octavio Guillen and Adriana Martinez from Mexico finally got married in June 1969, after a 67-year engagement. Both were 82 years old when they wed.

Longest Kiss
Karmit Tzubera and Dror Orpaz kissed for 30 hours 45 minutes, on April 5, 1999, to win a kissing contest held at Rabin Square, Tel-Aviv, Israel. They remained standing and went without rest breaks. They were later treated for exhaustion. For their efforts, the couple won a trip around the world and US $2,500 in cash.

Longest Marriage
Cousins Sir Temulji Bhicaji Nariman and Lady Nariman from India were married when they were both five years old in 1853. Their marriage lasted 86 years, until Sir Temulji's death aged 91 years, 11 months in 1940.

Most Kissing Couples
The greatest number of couples to have kissed in the same place at the same time was 1,420, at the University of Maine in Orono, Maine, US, on Feb 14, 1996.

Oldest Bride
At the age of 102, Minnie Munro became the world's oldest known bride when she married Dudley Reid in Point Clare, Australia, on May 31, 1991. The groom was 83

Oldest Divorced Couple
The highest combined age of a divorcing couple is 188, by Ida Stern (91) and her husband Simon (97) of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US, in Feb 1984.

Oldest Groom
Harry Stevens was 103 years old when he married 84-year-old Thelma Lucas at the Caravilla Retirement Home, Wisconsin, US, on Dec 3, 1984.

Oldest surviving love poems
Written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians, who were the inventors of writing, around 3500 B.C. It was unromantically named Istanbul #2461 by the archaeologists who unearthed it.

Oldest woman to become a sex symbol
Mae West has been portrayed as one of the very few stars who was "self-made and self-sustaining," owing her success to herself alone, not to a director, scriptwriter, make-up artist, or photographer. What is perhaps most remarkable about her is that she first arrived at Hollywood when she was forty years of age - "grotesquely late to begin a film career".

Youngest Married Couple
In 1986, it was reported that an 11-month-old boy had been married to three-month-old girl at Aminpur, Bangladesh. The marriage had been arranged in order to end a 20-year-old feud between two families.


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VOL 1503 - FEB. 10, 2016 - Top 25 Country Songs

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Strange Quotes: Famous Curses!

May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse

May those that love us, love us;
and to those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast

May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Top 25 Country Songs


TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up


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STRANGE SPORTS ANIMAL DISASTERS - CRICKET PLAYS KNOCKS DOWN FLYING BIRD - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198253.html


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BRILLIANT AUTO PRODUCTS - SOLAR POWERED AIR CONDITIONER TO KEEP INTERIOR COOL DURING THE SUMMER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198255.html


STRANGE SUPERHEROS - WHEN THEY WERE KIDS! - IRONMAN - HULK - CAPT AMERICA - THOR - HAWKEYE - BLACK WIDOW - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198256.html


SOCIAL MEDIA FUN - OLD IS NEW AGAIN - THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK TAKING A SELFIE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/198257.html


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- Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/135651.html


- Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak" - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/131080.html


- 'My First Time' - Strange Poem - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/127890.html


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Vol 1502 Feb 07, 2016 - Strange Super Bowl 50 Fun & Facts

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STRANGE OLDE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOWS AND CELEBRITIES - VARIOUS OTHER OLDE SPORTS TEAMS

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Strange Super Bowl Quotes

Herb Adderly, Green Bay Packers cornerback (Super Bowl II):
"(When asked if he would rather play the game in Los Angeles or Miami)
"I'll play anywhere for $15,000."

Joe Namath, New York Jets quarterback (Super Bowl III):
"We're going to win on Sunday. I guarantee it."

A reporter to Doug Williams, Washington Redskins quarterback (Super Bowl XXII):
"How long have you been a black quarterback?"

Eli Manning, New York Giants quarterback on Joe Namath:
"Joe Namath was a great, confident man. That was then, this is now. I am not going to guarantee anything."

Duane Thomas, Dallas Cowboys quarterback (Super Bowl VI):
"If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year?"

Ernie Holmes, Pittsburgh Steelers defensive tackle, on Super Bowl X in Miami:
"I'll be glad to leave here. I feel like eating palm trees. I don't like this place. It's for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and to die."

Julie Brown to Emmitt Smith, Dallas Cowboys running back (Super Bowl XXVIII):
"What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"1

Bill Peterson, football coach:
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."

Tom Coughlin, New York Giants head coach:
"We have taken precautions. The medical people have done the best they can to distribute some medicine, if you will, in advance of the plane trip out there. Hopefully the guys are rested enough that this will not be an issue."

Safety Rodney Harrison, on Randy Moss' play:
"It's not about catches and stats...It's all about wining. Coach Belichick, whether you're a free agent, a draft pick or a guy that's been here for five [or] eight years, he tells you [to] check your ego at the door, and that's what Randy's been doing."

Amani Toomer, New York Giants wide receiver:
"My first Super Bowl I was real giddy...I'll be honest with you, I was just happy to be around. Now just to get off the plane and see all of the cameras, I'm just focused on the game and what we have to do in order to beat the Patriots."

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Dallas Cowboys linebacker (Super Bowl XIII):
"Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the 'C' and the 'A.'"

Matt Millen, Oakland Raiders linebacker (after learning the Washington Redskins' OG Russ Grimm said he'd 'run over his own mother to win the Super Bowl') (Super Bowl XVIII):
"I'd run over Russ Grimm's mother to win the Super Bowl, too."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Which City Has Hosted the Super Bowl the Most Times?

Which City Has Hosted the Super Bowl the Most Times?

Miami, Florda has hosted the most at ten times.

Five times at the Miami Orange Bowl, and 5 times at the Joe Robbie/Pro Player/Dolphin/Sun Life Stadium.

The decision by NFL owners to award the 2014 Super Bowl to the joint bid submitted by the New York Giants and New York Jets was a significant milestone for America's unofficial national holiday, Super Bowl Sunday.

For the first time, the Super Bowl will be played in the largest metropolitan area in the country which also happens to be the No. 1 media market in the U.S.

Super Bowl XLVIII will take place at the New Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey, which is owned by the Giants and Jets and is a short subway ride from Manhattan. New York (or New Jersey, if you will) will finally get a chance to host the big game, an event that some economists believe will provide a $550 million boost to the local economy, New York Jets chairman and CEO Woody Johnson told news sources.


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STRANGE CELEBRITY HISTORY - ELISHA CUTHBERT BITTEN BY MOUNTAIN LION ON SET OF '24' - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197936.html


STRANGE SPORTS DANGERS - SNOW SKIERS MEETING A BEAR COMING DOWN THE SLALOM RACE COURSE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197939.html


STRANGE MILITARY EQUIPMENT - WWII BAT BOMBS DEVELOPED TO START FIRES IN JAPANS PAPER AND BAMBOO HOUSES - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197969.html


CRAZY EXTENDED WHEEL HUB SPOKES STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM CADILLAC - DANGEROUS FOR MOTORCYCLISTS AND BIKE RIDERS! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/198031.html


MAJOR ISSUES AND PROBLEMS FOR MILLENNIALS - THUMB ABRASION HURTS WHEN SCROLLING HIS iPHONE - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198056.html


STRANGE SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS - LASER LIGHT GETS BENT BY WATER STREAM! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198065.html


STRANGE FOSSIL DISCOVERIES - WILD DISCOVERY OF A MEGALODON TOOTH STUCK IN A WHALE VERTEBRAE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198069.html


COOL MILITARY AIRCRAFT - 22 NIGHTHAWKS LINED UP ON A AFB RUNWAY - TOTAL COST $2.446.400,000! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198145.html


STRANGE FARM EQUIPMENT - AMAZING CARROT PICKER GATHERS MULTIPLE ROWS AT ONCE - WOW ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198154.html


STRANGE ANIMAL FUN - CHECKOUT THE EYES AND EXPRESSION ON THE FISH FACE WHEN IT FIRST SEES SUSHI! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198156.html


STRANGE 3-D ARTWORK - CHECKOUT THIS COMBINATION DRONE WARPED INTO STREET LEVEL PHOTO OF MOSQUE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198160.html


STRANGE OLDE HISTORY FUN - QUEEN VICTORIA SURVIVED 7 ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS EVEN BY A HUNCHBACK DWARF! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/198208.html


STRANGE AUTO INTERIORS - BEDAZZLED FRONT DASHBOARD AND STEERING WHEEL ! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/198211.html


STRANGE TOMBSTONES - GUY HAS A BACK TATTOO TOMBSTONE TO MOM AND DAD - HE REALLY MISSES THEM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198213.html


HIGHWAY DANGERS - 2 HUGE TRUCKS SMASH HEAD-ON ON NARROW TREE LINED HIGHWAY - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/198215.html


COOL CUSTOM CARS - LOOOONG HOOD COVER 3 V-8 ENGINES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198216.html


STRANGE AIRBORNE NASTY GIFTS FROM NORTH KOREA TO SOUTH KOREA! - USED TOILET PAPER AND CIGARETTE BUTTS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/198218.html


STRANGE SNOW FUN - THE FIREMEN HERE NEED TO LOOK OUTSIDE - EXTREME FIRE DANGER SIGN & SNOWPLOW IN A BLIZZARD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198219.html


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- Big Time Football in the South - How Many SEC Students to Change a Lightbulb....... - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156610.html


- Classic College Football Head Coach "Quotes" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/129668.html


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VOL 1501 - FEB. 03, 2016 - Strange Things Learned The Hard Way

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NEW FEBRUARY FUN!

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Strange THOUGHTFUL THOUGHTS.....

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?" --Marilyn Pittman

"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?" --Robin Williams

"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together.
Solution? I sent them to her dad." --Christopher Case

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." --Ellen DeGeneres

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket.'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" --Jake Johansen

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." --A. Whitney Brown

"I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget." --Michael McShane

"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork.
God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"
--Jon Stewart

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Things Learned The Hard Way

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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BRUCE WILLIS LOOKS JUST LIKE GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197933.html


STRANGE SPORTS ITEMS - CRAZY NEW POOL TABLE DESIGN - CRESCENT SHAPED WITH 4 POCKETS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198068.html


STRANGE 3-D ARTWORK - CHECKOUT THIS COMBINATION DRONE WARPED INTO STREET LEVEL PHOTO OF ISTANBUL TURKEY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198159.html


FAKE REFUGEE FURNITURE SHIPMENT FOUND TO CONTAIN 52 TONS OF GUNS AND AMMO BY GREEK CUSTOMS - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198167.html


SOLDIERS TRAINING WITH ATTACK DOGS HANGING FROM STRAPS ON THEIR SHOULDERS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198197.html


STRANGE WHITE GIRAFFE FOUND IN TANZANIA - NAMED OMO! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198198.html


FARMING 1916 vs.FARMING 2016 - IT'S NOW A COMPUTER GAME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198199.html


STRANGE TOILETS FOR SMALL SPACES - LID USED AT WATER BASIN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198200.html


STRANGE DOG FUN - SNOOZIN' ON THE COUCH WITH MY 5 DOGGY PALS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198201.html


MORONS IN EDUCATION - CHECK OUT THIS TEST - CHECK IF YOUR "STRONGLY AGREE"! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198202.html


STRANGE INTERNATIONAL POLICE PARADES - AMAZING POLICE PYRAMID ON 9 MOTORCYCLES - INDIA - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/198203.html


STAR WARS CRAZINESS - AMAZING FULL SIZE ICE SCULPTURE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198204.html


A VERY PREGNANT KIM KARDASHIAN - WEARING A KILLER WHALE DRESS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198205.html


LUXURY CARS! - CHECKOUT THIS BACKSEAT OF THE MERCEDES MAYBACH S 600 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/198206.html


TEXAS TRACK CLUB OF ABILENE - 1964 - WHEN BIG HAIR WAS THE RAGE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198207.html


STRANGE WEDDING RING WITH A CURIOUS INSCRIBED MESSAGE INSIDE FOR HER HUSBAND - PUT IT BACK ON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198209.html


STRANGE OLDE MOTORCYCLE - REVERSE TRIKE - TIGHT 2 SEATER WITH SPARE! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/198210.html


GREAT SPORTS MOMENTS - NHL - MONTREAL CANADIANS STAR WEISE TOSSES PUCK TO LITTLE BOY FANS WHO LOVES IT! COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/198212.html


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- Strange Blonde Chases Down Trucker - 3 Times! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198136.html


- Strange Heap O Steaming Facts - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/103597.html


- Word Fun - Strange Collection of Opposite Proverbs - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/184120.html


- Top Code Phrases for Stupid - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/103805.html


- 100 Reasons that beer is better than women - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/102720.html


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