[b3ta] "Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted to know what a baboon might taste like."

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Vol 846 - Oct. 28, 2009 - Your Strange Halloween HorrorScope

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Strange Halloween Quotes:

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween… -- Unknown

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
William Shakespeare, Witches in Macbeth

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, there were rules to the art of door-to-door extortion. Kids today don't even know that they're going about Halloween all wrong. - Robert Kirby

Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. - Robert Kirby

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Your Halloween HorrorScope

HORRORSCOPES

Ascaryus (Jan 20-Feb 18): This Halloween looks to be a scary one for you. But before you go around crying, "Ooooh, I want my mummy! I want my mummy!" think about this: You want more lovin', right? Well, if you run around like a scaredycat, you will, to quoth the raven, "Neverscore."

Pieces (Feb 19-Mar 20): Vampires are evil, hypnotic people who will emerge in the night and drain you. Sounds like someone I used to date. You need to be careful because you may have closed the metaphoric coffin lid on a relationship, only to find that this person will rise from the graveyard of your heart to worm their way back into your life. One word of advice from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer": A vampire can only come in if you invite them.

Scaries (Mar 21-Apr 19): You've got to pick up every stitch this Halloween because, unless I miss my guess, it must be the Season of the Witch. If only every holiday could be commemorated with a bad Donovan song. Wouldn't it be great, on Thanksgiving, to sit around the table, giving thanks for the bounty we are to receive by singing a rousing round of "Mellow Yellow"? That is truly the most horrifying thought you can be faced with this Halloween.

Tarot (Apr 20-May 20): Sure, you ladies have been looking for some lovin'. But you don't want to go for just any Tom Dick and Harry. And heaven forfend you go for any Jack you find, especially when that Jack is some hollow-headed grinning gap-toothed idiot. But then again, despite his weird exterior, if you look inside, you'll see a flame burning bright. This might be the season of the witch, but if you try not to act so witchy and look past the odd exterior, you'll find hidden depths in the ugliest places.

OnlyOneEye (May 21- Jun 20): Horror is in the eye of the beholder, whether that eye be bloodshot and yellow, peering at you from the shadows of the night, or whether the eye is a horrible dismembered giant radioactive eye. What is truly scary? A werewolf? A werewolf is not so much a horrible half-man half-beast as a chronic undershaver. A headless horseman is just the victim of a particularly bad hair day. In much the same way, you can find the brighter side of anything that comes your way, no matter how horrific or annoying.

Dancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): Scary is relative, and we don't just mean your crazy relatives who threaten to come visit for six weeks, but rather the idea that whereas a movie with monsters made out of cardboard boxes and paper mache may have been the scariest thing you'd ever seen when you were eight, it now looks like crap. You must get over your initial fears of a new project or relationship; although it seems insurmountable now, if you stick with it, you will eventually be able to overcome it.

Tao (Jul 23-Aug 22): Frankenstein's monster was, of course, made out of the parts of a couple dozen other people, which must have been hell when it came to custody hearings. Nothing's more awkward at a family reunion than having one-tenth of Cousin Harry show up at the buffet. You, too, feel like you're being pulled in twenty different directions, but you'll soon receive the jolt you'll need to get on your feet again.

Vertigo (Aug 23-Sep 22): Pity the poor skeleton who wanders around on Halloween, looking so unfashionable in all-white a full two months after Memorial Day. Of course, he can't help it, and he is actually successful in the love department; after all, he is "ribbed" for her pleasure. This week you'll find that you attract more flies with honey than even dead zombie flesh, and being inherently nice to the opposite sex will make them flock to you like vultures to a skeleton.

Webra (Sep 23-Oct 22): Zombies are pretty well-known for trying to suck the brains out of people's heads. As was every high school algebra teacher I ever had. Coincidence? Considering that those people were always pale on the point of being green, had trouble communicating more than moans and incoherent screams, and had awkward, stumbling walks down the hallway, I think it's lucky I escaped without some horrible "Night of the Living Dead scenario." You escape a horrific fate worse than death , if you can steer clear of boring people at parties.

Scareio (Oct 23-Nov 21): You think you're being slick, but the truth is that you're like a ghost; people can see through you, and all the noise you're making is more effective scaring small children and dogs than actually doing anything. It's time to leave your old haunts and take care of that grave matter that's all your vault.

Sekeltarious (Nov 22-Dec 21): Boo! Scared ya!

Capricandycorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is, and it's going to be a creepy thrill ride with an incredibly ironic twist at the end that serves as a commentary on our mixed-up Cold War nuclear society. Don't let the creepy situations you get yourself into this week get you skittish. Let them get you Skittles; why not go Trick-or-Treating? It's fun to dress up, get given stuff, and not have to give ten percent to a big guy named Huggy Bear. And Halloween candy doesn't count as calories!

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Blonde Password... - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156887.html

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Halloween Quickies - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/25041.html

3 Halloween Poems - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/25045.html

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Vol 845 - Oct. 25, 2009 - The Strange Laws of Work

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Strange Quotes About Children and Parenting:

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)

Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams)

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Jim Bishop)

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus)

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. (Bob Phillips)

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' (Joe Namath)

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Laws of Work

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Following the rules will not get the job done.

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done, and what you're going to do.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

If you are good, you will complete all your assigned work. If you're really good, you'll get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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HIPPO IN THE LAKE WITH LITTLE FROG ON HIS NOSE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/155450.html

STRANGE FAMILIES! BLYTHE DANNER & GWENETH PALTROW - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156370.html

STRANGE MOVIE MISTAKES AND MESS UPS! - THE USUAL SUSPECTS - FOUR ENGINE PLANE HAS TWO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156477.html

STRANGE LITTLE ROCKET CAR! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156519.html

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OLDE WWI WAR PHOTOS - TRENCH WARFARE - RIFLE MOUNTED ON WOOD TO SHOOT WITHOUT STICKING HEAD UP FOR SNIPER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/156237.html

CRAZY NEW CORVETTE - 450 HP V8 - $99,995.00 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156647.html

AREA 51 - STRANGE UFO SIGHTINGS & BLACK OPS - SPECIAL RARE PHOTOS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156690.html

FINALLY - A 'OFFICIAL' FORMAL APOLOGY FORM - JUST FILL IT OUT - ALL'S FORGIVEN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156691.html

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STRANGE OLDE FISHING PIX - LADY CATCHES TWO HUGE FISH! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156756.html

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1943 - Tips on Getting More Efficiency from your Women Employees - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/113503.html

Police Harassment - An Officers Explanation - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/113434.html

Our Morons in The Senate and House - Don't Travel With These People! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/116796.html

Sarcastic Out of Office e-mail Replies - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/116798.html

Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/113082.html

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Vol 844 - Oct. 21, 2009 - Strange New Words for Todays New World

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Strange Quotes About "Fools"

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~ Douglas Adams

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. ~ Gerald Barzan

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. ~ Josh Billings

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. ~ Nicholas Boileau

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. ~ Frank Dane

A man who cannot reason is a fool, a man who will not reason is a bigot, and a man who dare not reason is a slave. ~ William Drummond

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - New Words for Todays New World

Words to build your vocabulary...

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow `remove' all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal' side.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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THE INTIMACY OF STEER WRESTLING - LOOK ME IN THE EYE! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156606.html

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Top 10 Strange Facts About Cheese - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156601.html

Big Time Football in the South - How Many SEC Students to Change a Lightbulb....... - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/156610.html

The Difference Between College Football In the South and the North - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156611.html

Differences Between North and South - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/107875.html

All About Wisconsin and Those Who Hibernate There - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/102916.html

Alternative State Slogans - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/24806.html

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Vol 843 - Oct. 18, 2009 - Strange Fallacies

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Quotes - Celebrities Insulting Celebrities:

She is so hairy, when she lifted up her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. - Joan Rivers (about Madonna)

I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know her well. - Joan Crawford (about Judy Garland)

She aught to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra. - Bette Midler (about Helen Reddy)

A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat. - John Simon (about Barbra Streisand)

All legs and hair with a mouth that could swallow the whole stadium and the hot-dog stand. - Laura Lee Davies (about Tina Turner)

Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed. - Ralph Novak (about Yoko Ono)

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. - Joan Rivers (about Yoko Ono)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Fallacies

So much of what we take for granted as being true, upon greater scrutiny, ends up being just plain false. Collected here are some of our favorite punctured myths, misinformation and fallacies.

Sauerkraut didn't originate in Germany as many people mistakenly believe. It got its start in China about 1,000 years before it became popular in Germany.

Lenin wasn't Lenin's real name. It was one of 151 pseudonyms Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov used during his lifetime.

Venetian blinds were invented in Japan, not Venice.

It might surprise you to find out men are far more likely to be moved to tears by music than women.

Most precious gems are actually colorless. Their color comes from impurities in the stone that act as pigmenting agents.

Short Line, of Monopoly fame, wasn't actually a railroad. It was a bus company.

The London Bridge has never fallen down.

Those who do public speaking don't stand behind a podium. They stand behind a lectern. A podium is the platform or stage on which a speaker stands.

Smokey the Bear didn't always have that famous name. Originally, he was Hot Foot Teddy.

Although people think otherwise, a newborn baby can't shed tears.

The Douglas Fir isn't a fir—it's a pine tree.

Buttermilk doesn't contain butter.

It's widely believed that Orville Wright became the first person to be killed in a plane crash. Actually, on September 17, 1908, U.S. Army Signal Corps lieutenant Thomas E. Selfridge became the first when he and Orville fell from the sky in Wright's airplane at Fort Meyer, Virginia.

Tennessee Williams wasn't born in Tennessee. He was born in Columbus, Mississippi.

Shooting stars aren't stars, of course. They're meteors.

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