VOL 1046 - Sept. 28, 2011 - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts

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Great Lee Trevino Quotes:

• "I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years. I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife."

• "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."

• "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."

• "You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen."

• "There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls."

• "You don't know what pressure is until you've played for $5 a hole with only $2 in your pocket."

• "One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic."

• "I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible."

• "I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced."

• "Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money."

• "I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me."

• "I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - GOLF - Important Little Known Facts

EVER notice that it's easier to get up at 6:00 to golf than at 10:00 to mow?

- GOLF IS the ultimate love/hate relationship.

- SOMETIMES it seems as though your cup moveth over.

- IT TAKES LONGER to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.

- A GOOD DRIVE on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

- WATER hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles and frogs, either.

- GOLF IS the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a lot.

- A GOOD golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

- THAT rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

- IF THERE'S a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

- Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.

- A PRO shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

- IT'S amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand trap.

- IF YOUR opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

- YOU probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VOL 1045 - Sept. 25, 2011 - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test

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Strange Driving Quotes:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. ~Author Unknown

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. ~Author Unknown

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. ~Author Unknown

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ~Author Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. ~Jason Love

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too effed up to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

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VOL 1044 - Sept. 21, 2011 - What Religion is Your Bra?

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How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb?

CHARISMATIC: Only one. Hands already in the air.

PENTECOSTALS: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

PRESBYTERIANS: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

ROMAN CATHOLIC: None. Candles only.

BAPTISTS: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve thechange and decide who brings the potato salad.

EPISCOPALIANS: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

NAZARENE: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

LUTHERANS: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

AMISH: What's a light bulb?

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: None. The lights are on, but no one's home.

MORMONS: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - What Religion is Your Bra?

What Religion is your Bra?

Subject: what religion is your bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "Is there more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to chose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the difference between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

and

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

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VOL 1043 - Sept. 18, 2011 - How Many Scientists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

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Strange Geek Quotes:

- 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d - tee shirt

- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

- Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - How Many Scientists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. That is what their students are for. (from Philip Clarke in New Scientist)

A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modeling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.

Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.

Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it'll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.

Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
A: It all depends on the size of the grant.
A: Two and a professor to take credit.
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day.
A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my adviser a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.

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STRANGE OLDE & NEW CITY GROWTH - ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - 2010 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/177419.html

SENIOR DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE HER SUNDAY PAPER IS............. - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177487.html

OLDE COCA COLA MARKETING SIGNS - CAMPAIGNS & VEHICLES - STRANGE COKE PRODUCTS - PEPSIN GUM! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177768.html

STRANGE SURFING CONDITIONS - SCARY SEAWEED FORMS APPEAR IN HUGE WAVES READY TO GRAB SURFERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178483.html

STRANGE BOW & ARROW DEMONSTRATION - WOMAN SHOOTS AT TARGET WITH HER FEET WHILE STANDING ON HER HANDS - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178484.html

WWII - 1946 US NAVY PB2Y - PACIFIC FLEET - HONOLULU AIR STATION - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/178402.html

STRANGE SEE THRU AUTOS - WILD TRANSPARENT - MOTOR AND DRIVE TRAIN - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/178485.html

CLASSIC CONCEPT CARS - 1956 GROUP PHOTO GM CONCEPT CARS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178486.html

STRANGE WAVE OF WATER MOVES UP RIVER AS TIDE COMES IN - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/178487.html

STRANGE HISTORY - ODD PICTURE OF LIBYA'S COL QADDAFI HOLDING HANDS WITH SOVIET PREMIER LEONID BREZNIEV - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178488.html

NEW 9-11-01 WTC PICTURES JUST RELEASED - PPS PRESENTATION - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178489.html

CLOSE UP NOSE ON VIEW OF FRENCH RAFAEL MILITARY JET - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/178083.html

KENTUCKY JUDGE JAILS 8 "DANGEROUS" AMISH MEN FOR REFUSING TO DISPLAY ORANGE TRIANGLE ON BUGGY'S - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/178490.html

NYPD COPS CAUGHT DIRTY DANCING WEST INDIAN PARADE - 3 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/178491.html

STRANGE VEHICLES - LIL BUBBLE CAR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177626.html

SPORTS THRILLS - LONGEST SOCCER GOAL - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/178446.html

STRANGE OLDE FARM PICTURES - USING AN ELEPHANT AS A PLOW PULLER - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/178501.html

STRANGE SPORTS EVENTS - EXTREME TAILGATING EQUIPMENT AND TRUCKS - THE WORKS - TAP - SAT DISH - FLATSCREEN - BBQ GRILL - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178379.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * STRANGE PEOPLE - Scary & Just Plain Dumb!

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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Top 10 Most Commonly Used Passwords - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/159960.html

Strange Real E-Mail Addresses - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/21282.html

What "Gender" is a Computer? - Students Answer - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/140174.html

Why? Strange Answers to everyday Questions - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/169242.html

State of West Virginia Professional Engineer Exam - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/167636.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - * STRANGE PEOPLE - Scary & Just Plain Dumb!

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VOL 1042 - Sept. 14, 2011 - Difference Between the 1960's and the 1990's

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1 I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope

2 To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States. ~ George W. Bush

3 Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~ Herbert Henry Asquith

4 Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. ~ G.K. Chesterton

5 Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you. ~ Winston Churchill

6 It's not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every day if you can't live with a nightly sort of disaster, you should get out. I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. ~ John Malkovich

7 You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

8 We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure-full of surprises. Some good. Some bad. ~ Henry Bromel

9 By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ~ Billy Crystal

10 We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~ Will Rogers

11 Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience. ~ Thomas John Watson Sr

12 Maybe it's true that life begins at 50... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~ Phyllis Diller

13 The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~ Anonymous

14 My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ~ Ed Furgol

15 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Difference Between the 60's and the 90's

THEN & NOW (the 60's vs. the 90's)

THEN: Long Hair
NOW: Longing for hair.

THEN: The perfect high.
NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

THEN: Keg.
NOW: EKG.

THEN: Acid Rock.
NOW: Acid Reflux.

THEN: Moving to California because it's cool.
NOW: Moving to California because it's warm.

THEN: You're growing pot.
NOW: Your growing pot.

THEN: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
NOW: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

THEN: Seeds and stems.
NOW: Roughage.

THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
NOW: Popping joints.

THEN: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
NOW: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

THEN: Paar.
NOW: AARP.

THEN: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
NOW: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

THEN: Killer weed.
NOW: Weed killer.

THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
NOW: Hoping for a BM.

THEN: The Grateful Dead.
NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.

THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
NOW: Getting a new hip joint.

THEN: Rolling Stones.
NOW: Kidney stones.

THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
NOW: Calling the principal's office.

THEN: Screw the system!
NOW: Upgrade the system.

THEN: Peace sign.
NOW: Mercedes logo.

THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

THEN: Take acid.
NOW: Take antacid.

THEN: Passing the driver's test.
NOW: Passing the vision test.

THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.

THEN: "Whatever"
NOW: "Depends"

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STRANGE OLDE & NEW CITY GROWTH - ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - 1965 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/177420.html

CF-18 HORNET NOSEDIVES AT CANADIAN AIR SHOW - PILOT EJECTS WITH LITTLE ROOM TO SPARE - PILOTS REFER TO THIS AS AF LAWN JARTS - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/178272.html

WWII - B-17 BOMBER OVER SAN FRANCISCO BAY GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/178399.html

STRANGE VEHICLE ACCESSORIES AND PARTS - LARGE WINDOW SIGN FOR SLOW CARS - MOVE OVER! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/177609.html

POLICE LAW ENFORCEMENT PROBLEMS AROUND THE WORLD - HOT METERMAID QUARTET FIND A TALL TEXAS PARKING METER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177695.html

STRANGE BICYCLE BALANCING TRICK - 3 BICYCLES RIDING ON A ROW OF SODA BOTTLES - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/177317.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY LUXURY BUSES AND TRAILERS - WILL SMITH - - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178016.html

MILITARY DANGERS - 50 CAL. MISFIRES - BARREL FALLS OFF! - ACTION GIF - - RUN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178258.html

STRANGE TENT COVERED FLOATING HAMMOCK KAYAK/CANOE - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178396.html

NEW COLLEGE TREND FOR EMERGENCIES - THE BEERBULANCE - STAY CALM - BEER IS HERE! - http://www.strangecollege.com/content/item/178397.html

STRANGE RED SQUIRREL - HOLD IT! - STOP THE MUSIC! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/178398.html

CATHERINE ZETA JONES - 1999 TO 2007 "GROWTH SPURT!" - MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/178440.html

lITTLE SHOVEL DIGGER LIFTS ITSELF INTO DUMP TRUCK BED - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/178445.html

WEATHER DANGERS - LIGHTHOUSE ENVELOPES EIFFEL TOWER - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/178448.html

WATER PARK FUN - THAT LOOK OF TERROR HEADING DOWN THE FLUME! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/178450.html

ASIAN RIOT SQUAD POLICE FORM BARRIER WITH SHIELDS - PELTED WITH PAINT BOMBS! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/178451.html

WEATHER & SPORTS DANGERS! - SURFING - DON'T LOOK BACK! WATER SPOUT SWIRLING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178452.html

WEATHER DANGERS - MASSIVE LIGHTNING STORM LIGHTS UP HARBOR - WOW! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/178453.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SENIORS - Grannies - Mature Adults - Old Farts

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange History and Facts About New Jersey - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/178338.html

The Obama Recession is Sooooo Bad.......... - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178449.html

Which City Has Hosted the Super Bowl the Most Times? - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/178454.html

Sports - Does Stretching Really Prevent Injury? - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/178455.html

Being a Kid Back in the 1950's - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/24601.html

Old is When...... - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25608.html

"My Favorite Things" (Senior Version) - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/106413.html

Strange Retirement Options - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167624.html

The Old Ladies 'Final' Taxi Ride - (This Will Bring a Tear!) - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136677.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SENIORS - Grannies - Mature Adults - Old Farts

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Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

Golf - PGA Long Hitters - Hot LPGA Stars - Crazy Courses - http://www.strangegolf.com/

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VOL 1041 - Sept. 11, 2011 - A 10 Year 9-11-01 Anniversary Special E-Letter

A 9-11-01 10 Year Anniversary Special!

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Strange Quotes:

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." - Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

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Some of the more Spectacular Images from 9-11-01:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/2121.html#theContent
WTC - 2ND PLANE HITS TOWER

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/2095.html#theContent
STRANGE IMAGES AT THE WTC DISASTER - SCARY

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/9344.html#theContent
WORLD TRADE CENTER - LEST WE FORGET ! AWESOME POWERPOINT PRESENTATION

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137811.html#theContent
9-11-01 - WTC TWIN TOWERS - BEFORE AND AFTER AERIAL SHOT

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/116846.html#theContent
9-11-01 HIJACKED PLANE HITS PENTAGON - SECURITY CAMERA 5 SHOT SEQUENCE

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/4342.html#theContent
WTC PLANE ABOUT TO HIT TOWER 2

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STRANGE TOYS & GAMES - CHESS SETS - CARVED WOODEN PIRATE SHIP VERSION - CANNONS - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/177028.html

ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FORCE - THE QUEENSKY CL-13 - GOLDENHAWKS - 1959 - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/177057.html

MOTORCYCLE RACING DANGERS - SQUIRREL RUNS ON TRACK - DODGES SPEEDING MOTORCYCLE RACER - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178395.html

WORLD TRADE CENTER - GROUND ZERO - 9-13-01 - The wreckage of the North Tower. - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/119149.html

WORLD TRADE CENTER - GROUND ZERO - 9-13-01 - Another view of the punctured Financial Center. - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/119144.html

WORLD TRADE CENTER - GROUND ZERO - 9-13-01 - Overview of the wreckage looking west. - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/119154.html

STRANGE RED SQUIRREL - HOLD IT! - STOP THE MUSIC! - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/178398.html

STRANGE VEHICLE ACCESSORIES AND PARTS - CUSTOM FIT LEATHER SUITCASE - GULL WING 1957 MERCEDES 300 SL - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/177607.html

SURFING DANGERS - AWESOME PICTURE OF SURFER FLYING OVER A HUGE BREAKING WAVE - BANZAI PIPELINE - HAWAII - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178075.html

STRANGE AERIAL PICTURE RAILROAD SWITCH YARD - 40 + TRACKS AND SIDINGS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/177308.html

HUNTING DANGERS - 1800 LB FERAL PIG SHOT IN MISSOURI ! - 1 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/178343.html

MILITARY TANK FIELD MANEUVERS - STRANGE AERIAL BOMBS BURSTING OVER TOP! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/178090.html

HUGE DUST STORM COVERS PHOENIX - TIME LAPSE - SEE IT GROW - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/178358.html

STRANGE MILITARY AIRCRAFT - 1948 DOUBLE HULL - F-82 - PRODUCTION LINE - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/177866.html

STRANGE SPORTS EVENTS - EXTREME TAILGATING EQUIPMENT AND TRUCKS - CUSTOM CREW CAB WITH SIDE AND TAILGATE THAT FLIP DOWN - TVS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/178368.html

STRANGE SPORTS EVENTS - EXTREME TAILGATING EQUIPMENT AND TRUCKS - HUGE IOWA HAWKEYES PARKING LOT - STUFFED WITH TAILGATERS! - KINNICK STADIUM - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/178373.html

SOCCER FUN - BALL OFF THE WALL NAILS LITTLE KID - KO'D! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/178256.html

MILITARY DANGERS - RPG MISFIRES - RUN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178257.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * 9-11-01 WTC - Pentagon - Patriotic -USA!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/29_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

9-11-01 Tribute - Meet Me In The Stairwell - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178308.html

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Top 10 Sept 11, 2001 Urban Legends - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/23383.html

Brits Reflect on 9-11-01 and 9-11-02 - MUST READ - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/23510.html

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* PAPER - Mystery sculptures of Scotland
* PUPPIES - With wobbly ears

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Other than making love to beautiful hands

>> Meeting Philip Schofield <<
"I stumbled across this one after it rendered
itself on my computer last night," confesses
Ornsack. You will not believe what the
silver-haired earl of daytime TV is like in real
life!
http://t.co/l9oJ7tu

>> asdfmovie4 <<
"The latest in TomSka's asdf saga!" exclaims
Wonchop. "Animated by moi!" We're tremendous
fans of these minimalist 5-second sketch
extravaganzas. Why don't they have their own
telly show already?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/asdfmovie4

>> Hypnotic spiral generator <<
"AKA the eye fucker upperer," explains
sinisterduck. Ideal for the man whose computer
doesn't yet make him fall into a deep and
suggestible fugue state.
http://goo.gl/bAoa6

>> Tyler's power kick <<
"Like every proud dad says, 'He'll be playing
for England when he's a big boy!'" coos Black
Moon, with another pithy little special effects
clip.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Tylers_power_kick

>> Drunk trees <<
"I realised something about fallen trees last
night", writes DefyingDarwin, "They look drunk,
so I made this."
http://messytrees.tumblr.com/

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Church

Each week we collect your stories, anecdotes
and lies into one handy place on the interweb.

Last week we asked you about the big house that
God visits and tells his flock to stay poor
because heaven is great.
http://b3ta.com/questions/church/

* DON'T MENTION THE WAR - "A colleague went on a
business trip to Germany, and went on a tour of
some kind of cathedral or something with the
German business. The tour guide pointed out
various things - the heavy oak doors, the ornate
coverings on the altar, and a series of iron
cages hung around the walls. The guide pointed
to the cages and said in faltering English, 'and
these cages, this is where we used to keep....
um, here we used to put.....' There was a pause.
'Jews?' suggested my colleague helpfully.
'No... bags of grain to keep the mice away'."
(browser)

* CHURCH-BASED PHYSICAL COMEDY - "My
ultra-religious ex-boss had 4 kids. Between
them, they had formed a happy clappy band, and
played together every Sunday at church. It was,
apparently, amazing. I know this because he told
me all the time and endlessly tried to cajole me
into coming. I ran out of excuses and agreed to
go on a particular Sunday when I would be
nearby.

"Eventually it was time to go in. I was ushered
forward toward the door, and suddenly, I had an
idea for a little joke. As I arrived at the
door, right at the threshold, I hurled myself
backward, trying to look as if I had walked into
some sort of invisible barrier and had been
repelled. I stumbled and fell on my arse, with
mock amazement and surprise. Everyone stared. I
stood up and said, 'I don't think God wants me
inside.'

"My boss took me to one side and told me to go
home. I have never seen anyone quite so
unimpressed and I think there was a crying
child. Monday morning wasn't funny though. We
never really had a good relationship from that
point on. So the moral is, church can ruin your
friendships, don't go kids." (I have run out of
coke)

* VISUAL COMEDY THAT WOULD WORK IN A FILM -
"This story comes not strictly from a holy
place, but does involve a very old air-powered
organ used for daily hymns at a young Prime's
old school. The size of the organ was, quite
frankly, ridiculous in comparison to the
assembly hall. Mighty, grey pipes stretched up to
the ceiling, through decades-old intricate oak
carvings, waxed and polished lovingly to form
the pride centre-piece of the school.

"This organ was located at the very front of the
main school hall, in full view of all the
students. It was a huge source of pride for the
Head Master, an ageing hulk of a man with a
fiery temper.

"The 800 or so students had filed into the hall
as usual for morning assembly and hymns, being
congratulated on the school's triumphs and
scolded for incidents of bad behaviour, nothing
unusual. Then came the time for the first hymn,
a rousing number with a powerful opening chord.
Organist at the ready, head teacher's chest
swelling ready to lead the praise, the organ
burst into life... and promptly fired out
hundreds of ping pong balls the students had
placed in the tubes the previous night. "
(Roddimus_Prime)


>> This Week: School Naughtiness <<
The B3ta Confessional is open. What was the
naughtiest thing you ever did at school? Us? One
maths project was "design a board game" and we
got stuck so nicked an idea from a book called
something like "100 ancient Chinese board
games". We got a B for it. So there you go - our
school rated a game played for thousands of
years as a B.
http://b3ta.com/questions/schoolnaughtiness/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Punternet reviews <<
We've covered Punternet - the site where
prostitute users review prostitutes - before in
B3ta, but here's a nice selection of alarming
quotes from the punters.
http://goo.gl/77Giu


>> Dinosaur compensation <<
Excellent customer service from M&S - a
complaining costumer asked them to draw a
smiling dinosaur - and they did. If we was asked
to draw a Smiling Dinosaur we'd type "Smiling
Dinosaur" into Google too - which says something
odd about the sameyness of our culture.
http://loonyletters.com/ms-sandwiches/

>> Paper sculptures for libraries <<
Paper sculptures that keep appearing in
Edinburgh - they appear to be a cross between a
promotion for Scottish crime writer Ian Rankin
and a protest about the cuts. Beautiful either
way, although there is some conceptual conflict
in making art supporting reading & libraries by
destroying books with scissors.
http://goo.gl/Q6KfG

>> Gay homophobe chart <<
Takes one to know one! Chart of high-profile
homophobes caught red-handed in the act of bum
love.
http://www.gayhomophobe.com


>> Beard song <<
Stubble rash be damned! Power rock ditty,
changing any preconceptions you may have about
making whoopee with the more hirsute-faced
gentleman. Facials optional.
http://soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider


>> Google Correlate <<
Who would have thought that random search data
would be hours of fun? Draw a line, any line, and
Google Correlate will give you trends relating
to your line. We've just tested it by drawing a
penis and it gave us 'premade layouts for
Myspace' - with cock and Myspace both peaking in
early 2007.
http://www.google.com/trends/correlate/draw

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
Puppy with wobbly ears

It's the music that makes it - the
arpeggio-smothered Never Ending Story from
Limahl / Giorgio Moroder. And the puppy of
course. We imagine he's dreaming about flying
on the back of a magic dragon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0fms_yL7U

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like telly but with fuck all continuity

>> German cannibal song <<
Armin Meiwes-inspired pop stylings. "I feel
partially responsible for this," writes
Steerable_forehead. "I used to babysit this
crazy bastard with his cousin. He was brought up
on a diet of Joy Division, exploitation movies
and the finest toxic air the Northwest can
provide."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pgrLq5a6IY

>> The Great Canadian Appliance Jump <<
Take 1 mobility scooter, 2 planks of wood and 3
washing machines. Will they make the jump?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/10_10_for_effort:2

>> Clever anti-booze commercial <<
Watch the vid first, then watch it again with
the mouse over it. Made us cringe with
recognition.
http://www.byturen.com/?r=facebook

>> Man walks around <<
Stunning CG short film. Think the Ministry of
Silly Walks and then max it out to billion. Or a
sillion.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Man_walks_around

>> Pedestrian bell <<
Here's a tip - if you get behind people and ring
a bicycle bell they'll get out of the way - even
if you don't have a bike. Brilliant idea.
http://t.co/vzqDYEm

>> The War Game <<
Yonks ago we heard about a BBC film from 1965
about nuclear war that was suppressed from
broadcast for being too much. Just remembered to
check it out and it's utterly amazing. Even
after all these years it still packs a powerful
anti-nukes punch. Also what interests us -
despite nuclear weapons stockpiling being
bigger than ever AND also in the hands of who
knows who - it's a subject that's still mostly
off the public map. Who talks about it? Don't
have nightmares. BTW: Peter Watkins's other films
are also interesting - been doing a mini season
of them in B3ta towers - Punishment Park being
particularly good.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2864871032688882557

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Like gargling with broken glass

* TOSSAPORN - Apparently 'Tossaporn' is a first
name in Thailand.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3203497/

* GOATSEx2 - murphy.claire writes, "I'm getting
into the business of making cakepops (think
lollipops but with cake) at the moment, and my
speciality is making stuff that's gross. I keep
it in my goatse mug on my desk at work..."
http://i.imgur.com/qOXl9.png

* KATY PERRY - if you were in any doubt about
the size of her breasts, Google is here to help
you. Thanks Google!
http://i.imgur.com/mCvKm.png

* THE WHALE iPHONE IMAGE - everywhere at the
moment, we were tweeted it at least 4 times.
http://i.imgur.com/Y0pTu.png

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: STUPID AMAZON REVIEW CORNER
Speaker cables for $8450

Ghostwriter writes, "It's another one of those
Amazon-review-spam things, but I quite enjoyed
it. It's for massively overpriced speaker
cables."

E.g. "If there is one cable I would
whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting
needs, this would be the cable. No other cable
has the tensile strength to properly and
efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate
an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid."
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000J36XR2/b3ta-20

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Sexy Challenge

Last week we wanted you to show everyday
objects behaving in a saucy manner.

Your favourites included:

* SHOWER - pesky shower head in
indiscreet onanism shocker (E_Dubya)
http://b3ta.com/board/10523392

* PERIPHERAL - a computer mouse that
looks a bit like a ladyminge (tedster)
http://b3ta.com/board/10524809

* HOLE - gasping gingerbread man in
animated donut shame (Fresh Cuppa Mole)
http://b3ta.com/board/10523772

All these images, and the highest as
voted by you can be found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/everydaysexy/

>> New challenge: Tea <<
The average Briton consumes 2.5 kilos of tea
every year, the highest in the world. This
week's challenge is to celebrate that
supremacy. It's a one word challenge: Tea.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/tea/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include:

* WiFi SWAPPING - just noticed there are 10
strongish wifi signals in the B3ta kitchen. If
only people co-operated a bit, that would be one
way to lower your bills. Although if we did all
start doing this they'd probably start putting
ads on TV going, "Your neighbours are
paedophiles, do you want to go to jail for them?"

* A DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO NON-SHIT BRANDS - socks
that don't wear out after a few washes, chests
of drawers that don't fall apart, knives and
forks that don't go all bendy.

* LOGAN'S RUN FOR CATS - pets should have jewels
in their paws that kill them off at around ten,
before they get all manky.

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson.
Stuff sent in by nikjohns, @editorialgirl,
@bounder, @bengoldacre, @myparrotsteeth,
@planetxanna, @ErikaMoen, @revdancatt,
@codepo8, gingerbenji, @katylindemann,
@yezzerm, buffet_the_appetite_slayer,
Bootsthealchemist, taters, @rmt_1982, blahblah,
@cr3, @fatherjack.
Top Tippery by wehttamman.
Additional writing on Sites in Brief by
@tokyo_sexwhale. Thanks!
Additional linkage and image challenge by
Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

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