VOL 1055 - OCT 30, 2011 - Your Strange Halloween HorrorScope

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Strange Halloween Dictionary

Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Your Halloween HorrorScope

HORRORSCOPES

Ascaryus (Jan 20-Feb 18): This Halloween looks to be a scary one for you. But before you go around crying, "Ooooh, I want my mummy! I want my mummy!" think about this: You want more lovin', right? Well, if you run around like a scaredycat, you will, to quoth the raven, "Neverscore."

Pieces (Feb 19-Mar 20): Vampires are evil, hypnotic people who will emerge in the night and drain you. Sounds like someone I used to date. You need to be careful because you may have closed the metaphoric coffin lid on a relationship, only to find that this person will rise from the graveyard of your heart to worm their way back into your life. One word of advice from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer": A vampire can only come in if you invite them.

Scaries (Mar 21-Apr 19): You've got to pick up every stitch this Halloween because, unless I miss my guess, it must be the Season of the Witch. If only every holiday could be commemorated with a bad Donovan song. Wouldn't it be great, on Thanksgiving, to sit around the table, giving thanks for the bounty we are to receive by singing a rousing round of "Mellow Yellow"? That is truly the most horrifying thought you can be faced with this Halloween.

Tarot (Apr 20-May 20): Sure, you ladies have been looking for some lovin'. But you don't want to go for just any Tom Dick and Harry. And heaven forfend you go for any Jack you find, especially when that Jack is some hollow-headed grinning gap-toothed idiot. But then again, despite his weird exterior, if you look inside, you'll see a flame burning bright. This might be the season of the witch, but if you try not to act so witchy and look past the odd exterior, you'll find hidden depths in the ugliest places.

OnlyOneEye (May 21- Jun 20): Horror is in the eye of the beholder, whether that eye be bloodshot and yellow, peering at you from the shadows of the night, or whether the eye is a horrible dismembered giant radioactive eye. What is truly scary? A werewolf? A werewolf is not so much a horrible half-man half-beast as a chronic undershaver. A headless horseman is just the victim of a particularly bad hair day. In much the same way, you can find the brighter side of anything that comes your way, no matter how horrific or annoying.

Dancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): Scary is relative, and we don't just mean your crazy relatives who threaten to come visit for six weeks, but rather the idea that whereas a movie with monsters made out of cardboard boxes and paper mache may have been the scariest thing you'd ever seen when you were eight, it now looks like crap. You must get over your initial fears of a new project or relationship; although it seems insurmountable now, if you stick with it, you will eventually be able to overcome it.

Tao (Jul 23-Aug 22): Frankenstein's monster was, of course, made out of the parts of a couple dozen other people, which must have been hell when it came to custody hearings. Nothing's more awkward at a family reunion than having one-tenth of Cousin Harry show up at the buffet. You, too, feel like you're being pulled in twenty different directions, but you'll soon receive the jolt you'll need to get on your feet again.

Vertigo (Aug 23-Sep 22): Pity the poor skeleton who wanders around on Halloween, looking so unfashionable in all-white a full two months after Memorial Day. Of course, he can't help it, and he is actually successful in the love department; after all, he is "ribbed" for her pleasure. This week you'll find that you attract more flies with honey than even dead zombie flesh, and being inherently nice to the opposite sex will make them flock to you like vultures to a skeleton.

Webra (Sep 23-Oct 22): Zombies are pretty well-known for trying to suck the brains out of people's heads. As was every high school algebra teacher I ever had. Coincidence? Considering that those people were always pale on the point of being green, had trouble communicating more than moans and incoherent screams, and had awkward, stumbling walks down the hallway, I think it's lucky I escaped without some horrible "Night of the Living Dead scenario." You escape a horrific fate worse than death , if you can steer clear of boring people at parties.

Scareio (Oct 23-Nov 21): You think you're being slick, but the truth is that you're like a ghost; people can see through you, and all the noise you're making is more effective scaring small children and dogs than actually doing anything. It's time to leave your old haunts and take care of that grave matter that's all your vault.

Sekeltarious (Nov 22-Dec 21): Boo! Scared ya!

Capricandycorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is, and it's going to be a creepy thrill ride with an incredibly ironic twist at the end that serves as a commentary on our mixed-up Cold War nuclear society. Don't let the creepy situations you get yourself into this week get you skittish. Let them get you Skittles; why not go Trick-or-Treating? It's fun to dress up, get given stuff, and not have to give ten percent to a big guy named Huggy Bear. And Halloween candy doesn't count as calories!

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VOL 1054 - OCT 26, 2011 - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…

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Strange "Women" Quotes:

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]

I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne Barr]

I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson]

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." [Gilda Radner]

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." [Gloria Steinhem]

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." [Gloria Steinhem]

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…

The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

Real gravy don't come from the store.

When "by and by" is.

How to handle their "pot likker".

The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".

The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

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VOL 1053 - OCT 23, 2011 - Strange Dictionary For Women

VOL 1052 - OCT 19, 2011 - You might be in Education if..

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Strange Quotes About 'Character':

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb

To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. - Marie Leneru, Oprah Magazine, May 2004

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Dictionary For Women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n
Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

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STRANGE MILITARY TRAINING AIDES - TOOLS AND STUPID TECHNIQUES - BICYCLE JOUSTING - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/178854.html

AERIAL PHOTOS OF MILITARY AIR BASES AND NAVAL BASES - NASA SHUTTLE DISCOVERY LAUNCH PAD - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/179113.html

ONE IN A MILLION PHOTO THAT'S A SEA KAYAK IN THE OPEN MOUTH OF A WHALE - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/179154.html

OLDE TRAVEL PIXS - COPACABANA BEACH - RIO deJANEIRO - 1960'S - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/179158.html

LINDSEY LOHAN RE-ARRESTED AFTER BLOWING OFF PROBATION - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/179164.html

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THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN FRONT YARDS - WILD DECORATIONS - SKULLS- GHOSTS - SPIDERS! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/179203.html

OBAMA STIMULUS MONEY WASTED IN DETROIT - NEW CORNER WHEELCHAIR RAMP IN ABANDONED BURNED OUT NEIGHBORHOODS - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/179267.html

STRANGE APORTS EQUIPMENT - ANGRY EAGLE HELMET ON BICYCLE RACER! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179268.html

STRANGE ZOO PICTURES - AMAZING PEACOCK IN FLIGHT! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/179269.html

STRANGE OLDE VEHICLES - WORLDS TINIEST CAR - GERMAN FEND-FLITZER - 7 FOOT 3 WHEELER - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/179270.html

STUPID JOGGER RUNS INSIDE THE SEA WALL DURING STORM - WAVES CRASH AND KNOCK HIM DOWN - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/179273.html

STRANGE BUILDINGS AROUND THE WORLD - PYRAMID HOUSE - CLEAR LAKE, IOWA - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/179276.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - OLDE AUTOS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - EQUIPMENT - 1900'S THRU 1980

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/101315_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

MUST READ - A Letter From The Boss - Actual Company! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/179160.html

Strange Sports - Top 7 Fly Fishing Destinations - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179161.html

The Woman's Code - The Secret Rules That Women Live By! - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/134070.html

Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/134832.html

Women's English vs. Men's English - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/134833.html

When Is Your Sister Just Like a Mother? - Ask Jack Nicholson! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/141321.html

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VOL 1052 - OCT 19, 2011 - You might be in Education if.............

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A Tribute To EDUCATION!

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STRANGE MILITARY PARADES AROUND THE WORLD - FULL DRESS UNIFORMS!

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DEATH DELIVERY - STRANGE AUTO & MOTORCYCLE HEARSES

http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/news_10162.html
BANNED RUSSIAN 'RED FOXES' CHEERLEADERS! -TOO SEXY FOR SOCCER

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_8306.html
STRANGE CUSTOM GOLF CARTS AND BABY PRAMS

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Strange Education Quotes:

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching. - A. Bartlett Giamatti

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

America is the best half-educated country in the world. - Nicholas M. Butler

Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army. - Edward Everett

Every educated person is a future enemy. - Martin Bormann

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool. - Leon Spinks

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. Al McGuire

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You might be in Education if..

1) You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.

2) You find humor is other people's stupidity.

3) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

4) You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

5) You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.

6) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."

7) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

8) Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.

9) When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group.

10) You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

11) You wonder how some parents even managed to reproduce.

12) You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

13) You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.

14) You've never had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.

15) You can't have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.

16) Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"

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STRANGE KITCHEN TOOLS & GADGETS - HOTDOG TOASTER/MAKER - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/179014.html

MLB - ST LOUIS CARDINALS ALBERT PUJOLS IRKS FAN WITH FOUL BALL FAKE OUT - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179039.html

NHL - GREAT BREAKAWAY FLIP GOAL - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179040.html

NASTY SMALLER HOCKEY PLAYER TOMAHAWKS PLAYER OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS STICK! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179053.html

STRANGE MUTANT ONE EYED CYCLOPS BULL SHARK - 4 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/179060.html

HUGE BLUE WHALE - COULD SWALLOW DIVER - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/179068.html

ANGRY BIRDS - ANGRY RED BIRD - DID HE ESCAPE FROM THE GAME? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/179088.html

THE SECRETS OF BREWING STRAWBERRY BEER - ACTION GIF - CRANKING DOWN THE PRESS - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/179096.html

OLDE STARS - CLARK GABLE AND JANE RUSSELL ON THE SET OF "THE TALL MEN" - 1955 - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/178760.html

STRANGE SPORTS EVENTS - EXTREME TAILGATING EQUIPMENT AND TRUCKS - SWING OUT GRILL - TAILGATE HOLDS SAUCES AND BBQ TOOLS - TV - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/178382.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY WAX FIGURES - THE WORST - TIGER WOODS - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/178896.html

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F-1 RACING DANGERS - 2 TIME INDY WINNER DANNY WHELDON DIES IN FIERY CRASH - LAS VEGAS RACE - FLYING CARS - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/179149.html

AMAZING AIRDROP OF 4 HUMVEES FROM MILITARY CARGO PLANE - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/179150.html

STRANGE RAINBOW CLOUDS OVER MOUNTAIN - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/179151.html

STRANGE CAKES - ANGRY BIRDS WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/179152.html

STRANGE OLDE ANIMAL PICTURES - HORSE WITH LONG MANE AND TAIL HAIR! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/179153.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SC - A - EDUCATION - PROFESSORS - MASTERS DEGREES - CLASSES - HIGH SCHOOL PREP

http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/category/100853_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Quicky Quiz - Just How Smart Are You? Think Quick! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/178976.html

Rules For College Apartment Living - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/20307.html

If College Student Had Written the Bible - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/20295.html

How Many College Students Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb in the South? - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/170959.html

College - Freshmen vs. Seniors - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/118495.html

12 Absurd College Courses - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/21147.html

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Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

Golf - PGA Long Hitters - Hot LPGA Stars - Crazy Courses - http://www.strangegolf.com/index.html

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VOL 1051 - OCT 16, 2011 - Strange & Unusual Facts

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A Tribute To October!

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STRANGE CELEBRITIES AND THEIR HOT CUSTOM RIDES - CRAZY LUXURY CARS - EXPENSIVE MODELS!

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STRANGE HOLES IN THE EARTH - BIG HOLES - SINK HOLES

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EIFFEL TOWER CONSTRUCTION 1889 - PLANS & PHOTOS

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Strange "Groucho Marx" Quotes:

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange & Unusual Facts

Here are some unusual facts that you can use to prove superiority to your friends.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
teeth every 10 yrs.

People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

The average housefly lives for one month.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Don't ask how.

A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

Among the music catalog's that Michael Jackson owns the rights to, is the South Carolina State anthem.

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

Humphrey Bogart and Princess Diana were seventh cousins.

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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STRANGE NFL STADIUMS - TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS HAVE FULL SIZED PIRATE SHIP! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178692.html

STRANGE OLDE CONCEPT CARS - 1939 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM III DESIGNED BY LaBOURDETTE - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/178586.html

HARVEST TIME - STRANGE RECORD FRUITS & VEGGIES - ASIAN CABBAGE HEAD WITH MATCHING OUTFIT - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/178918.html

BLONDE DOING HOUSEWORK - MOPPING FLOOR DRAGGING MOP BEHIND SEGWAY! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178970.html

STRANGE ELEPHANT ARTIFICIAL LEG - HUGE PROSTHESIS - VICTIM OF LAND MINE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/178971.html

OLDE FARM EQUIPMENT - 20 HORSE HARVESTER - VAN NUYS - LAKERSHIM RANCH - CALIFORNIA - 1905 - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/178977.html

ROYAL NAVY SHIPS ORDERED TO TURN AWAY SHIPS GUN FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S HOTEL ROOM - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178983.html

CANADIAN MILITARY PILOT EJECTS JUST BEFORE AIRSHOW CRASH - PARACHUTE DEPLOYS - JET CRASHES - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/178990.html

STRANGE MILITARY TRAINING AIDES - TOOLS AND STUPID TECHNIQUES - EATING A TABLE DRILL - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/178849.html

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WE FOUND OUT WHY THE POST OFFICE IS GOING BANKRUPT! - PRODUCTIVITY - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/178968.html

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VOLCANO DANGERS - ASH COVERS AIRPORT AND COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/178978.html

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SOCCER DANGERS - QUICK LEFT HOOK KNOCKS OUT PLAYER - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/178980.html

TRAVEL FUN - STRANGE RESTAURANT NEAR PINNACLE PEAK - ARIZONA - THEY CUT OFF YOUR TIE AND HANG IT UP! - THOUSANDS! - VERY INFORMAL PLACE! - PINNACLE PETE'S STEAK HOUSE - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/178981.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * STRANGE PEOPLE - Scary & Just Plain Dumb!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/31_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Moron Alert! Police Rescue Couple With Baby Lost In a Corn Maze! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178950.html

StrangeSports Cheating - Marathon Runner Hopped Bus to Place 3rd in Race - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/178967.html

1895 8th Grade Exam - How'd You Do? - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/21478.html

Actual Answers on a British GCSE Exam - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/21419.html

10 Strangest Phobias - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175674.html

Celebrities With The Highest IQs - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175693.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - * STRANGE PEOPLE - Scary & Just Plain Dumb!

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VOL 1050 - OCT 12, 2011 - Strange Quiz: Are YOU the Annoying Co-worker?

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NEW - THE BEST GHOST PICTURES - PHOTOS - EVEN DIGITAL!

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OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - WHAT DO "YOU" SEE?

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WORLD WAR 1 PICTURES - BATTLEFIELDS - TRENCHES - TROOPS - EQUIPMENT

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Strange "Male Perspectives on Marriage"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Quiz: Are YOU the Annoying Co-worker?

Every office has at least one jerk, pest or loudmouth who drives the rest of the workers crazy.

Could it be you? Take this quiz to find out how annoying you might be:

How many of these statements describe you?

1. You make provocative statements to "foster dialogue" or needle others.

2. You often find yourself delivering a discourse consisting solely of buzzwords and catchphrases.

3. You make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. (e.g. "Good job, Chachi!"; "I'm going to have to disagree with you there, T-bone!")

4. Your office is completely decorated with your children's pictures and artwork.

5. You have plastered your cubicle with photos of yourself taken with famous people.

6. It is your trademark to recite rhyming or other cutesy messages as your voice mail greeting.

7. The questions you ask at meetings are preceded by long monologues of your views and accomplishments.

8. You routinely eat odoriferous lunches at your desk.

9. You bring in dishes that you tried to cook -- but didn't turn out quite right -- as "special treats" for your co-workers.

10. People seem tense -- even panic-stricken -- when they see you coming their way.

11. Others back away from you as you speak.

12. You send flurries of e-mails to the rest of the company telling them what you are doing. (e.g., "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.")

13. You vigorously chew or pop your gum.

14. You wear strong perfume or cologne.

15. You assume your co-workers are fascinated by your personal problems and exploits.

16. You interrupt others while they are speaking or are deep in conversation.

17. You are moody and don't care who knows it.

18. You often give others assignments as they're walking out the door for lunch or to catch the train home.

19. You borrow staplers, scissors and tape from others' desks and forget to return them.

20. Your dialogue with others often end with the other person shouting, "You are so annoying!"

If you counted one or two, not to worry, you quickly can make changes before you're labeled a pest.

If your actions match three to five of these statements, take heed. You are on your way to becoming the source of many an eye roll.

If you do six or more of these on a regular basis, chances are you are already on the office watch list and have been anointed by your co-workers as annoying.

It's time to do a reality check and make some changes. Ask your boss and colleagues for feedback and be ready to listen. If what you hear doesn't fit your self-image, ask them to help you understand what they are saying by giving examples.

You might say: "Tell me more about what I do that leads you to believe that." Then listen, without arguing, defending or justifying your actions.

Remember, there are countless ways to aggravate co-workers -- you even can annoy them by trying too hard to please or being too nice. As long as you avoid the aforementioned behaviors, use your energy for the good of the organization and treat others as you would like to be treated, you should be all right.

And remember, it's perfectly OK to annoy others sparingly. It reminds them that you still exist.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/Careers/07/28/annoying/index.html

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