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RALLY CARS & TRUCKS - WHEELS OFF THE GROUND!
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Strange "Sports" Quotes:
Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that. (Bill Shankly)
"I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking." (Gordie Howe)
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules. (George Orwell)
Serious sport is war minus the shooting. (George Orwell)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Emo Philips)
Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Darrin Weinberg)
"Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time." (Lou Brock)
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass." (Bobby Knight)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Stupid Comments Made During Athens Summer Olympics
Olympic Glory
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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AMAZING HUGE WALL OF DUST HEADING TOWARDS PHOENIX - "HABIB" BLACKS OUT ALL WITHIN! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/184296.html
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2012 OLYMPICS - LONDON - GREEK TRIPLE JUMPER EXPELLED FOR RACIST TWEETING - VOULA PAPACHRISOU - - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/184326.html
DANGEROUS SPORTS - ROCK CLIMBER HANGS ON TO OVERHANG OVER THE BEACH - SCARY - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/184085.html
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- Strange Stories From Last Summers Olympics - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/104908.html
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Freitag, 27. Juli 2012
[b3ta] "Offical Purile Digital Arts Community Partner of the 2012 Olympic Games"
This Week:
* MAN OF STEEL - Rejected trailer
* NERDERY - Choose Your Own Adventure best deaths
* JEREMY HUNT - Disco remix
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Lots of stuff. Yay
>> MAN OF STEEL - Rejected Music <<
"A while back, me and my rapper friend MC
Wreckshin pitched some music for the trailer of
the new Superman film Man Of Steel", writes
Superpowerless, "It was rejected." And what an
error Warner Bros made, for this is truly
excellent.
http://b3ta.com/links/MAN_OF_STEEL_Rejected_Music
>> Fifty Shades Generator <<
"We've created what could be the future of
erotic fiction," opines McChaff. "At the click
of a button, you get original and truly
horrific 'mommy-porn' literature that manages
to rival its inspiration in cringeworthyness."
Lorum ipsum is for pussies.
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
>> Boris Johnson's Olympic welcome <<
Tow-headed toff Boris describes the sporting
delights in store. "Watch it while you can,"
advises casetteboy. "It uses the Olympic logos,
so who knows, it might get taken down."
http://bit.ly/MJXgDm
>> How gadgets work <<
Thoughtful piece by Sheep!, in his guise as
Max X, explaining just how everyday technology
such as the mobile phone acquires its magical
properties.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/A_film_about_how_gadgets_work
>> Stallion Explosion's puppet frenzy <<
"Hey I've shoved up a puppets thingy," beams
Joel Veitch. We like Joel, we like the puppets,
we lurve the title sequence, which should be
the new opening to News at Ten. BONG! BONG!
BONG OF DEATH!
http://bit.ly/O1CNZ3
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Choose Your Own Adventure - Deaths <<
Blog showcasing the bestest deaths from the
multiple choice gamebooks that were all the
rage in the 80s and 90s. We were always partial
to page 14 of the GrailQuest books, where you
were resurrected by Merlin and then told off
for being feckless and wasting time.
http://youchosewrong.tumblr.com/
>> Surprise clown! <<
"I hate my boyfriend. I pissed myself x4. So
far." Sustained joke or a sinister gaslighting
campaign?
http://imgur.com/a/rjTfN
>> Do you suck at your religion? <<
The Oatmeal helps you assess just how good you
are at your chosen belief system.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
>> 100 Worthwhile DOS Games of the 90s <<
Fire up your water-cooled, UV-underlit MS-DOS
gaming 'rig' and check out these beauties. Or
take out your false teeth, suck on a Werthers
Original and reminisce about how the games of
yesteryear were so much better than today.
http://bit.ly/QNNznL
>> '8 Amazing Drowned Buildings' <<
Architectural beauties that were deliberately
flooded, to the delight of photographers
everywhere. The main criterion for being on
this list is to be a church - no-one gives a
fuck about your aquatic Netto.
http://bit.ly/Mb8Asa
>> Terry Gilliam's personal archive <<
Holly Gilliam, Terry's daughter, blogs the gems
she discovers as she re-organises the great
man's personal archive. It's only been going a
week, but worth keeping an eye on if you're a
fan.
http://hollydgilliam.blogspot.co.uk/
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like TV but you're allowed to watch it at work
>> Jeremy Hunt Disco Bell Remix <<
The jokes about Hunt having his "bell end come
off in his hand" are already tedious but this
short remix by The Poke is a campanologist's
delight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluQ3MIW5zM
>> Five men under a nuclear explosion <<
Ah, the Fifties - such a different era. These
soldiers were excited to volunteer to stand
directly underneath an exploding nuclear bomb,
in the name of Science. Except for the guy
holding the camera, he was just ordered to do
it.
http://n.pr/NMgZ2l
>> Mastermind: Stupidity of Fr. Dougal McGuire <<
Excellent-value specialist round from Celebrity
Mastermind, like a Father Ted greatest hits in
quiz form.
http://bit.ly/Mb8Oj9
>> Bungle's screen test for Jaws <<
Rare footage of the Rainbow bear's first,
hesitant steps in his fledgling acting career.
Part of some big Comic Relief thing in aid of
puppets or something - Bagpuss is also worth a
look.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Bungle_screen_test_for_Jaws
>> Cop movie 'snappy banter' <<
We've never seen Samurai Cop but, judging from
this, it's hard to tell if the acting or the
writing is the worst thing ever. The actors
seem genuinely baffled by the words coming from
their own mouths.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KFKnQcvgLY
>> 1980s optical illusion <<
Instructions on how to create your own,
baffling 'Ames Window' - with the bonus of the
lovely retrocity that comes with footage from a
1980s TV show.
http://youtu.be/OIGaDXH9v2o
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: TOKENISTIC OLYMPICS CORNER
Janey Thomson's Marathon live event
A few years back Matt Round and your Ginger
Fuhrer produced a joystick-waggling Marathon
game. Matt writes -
"It would be fun if people played Janey
Thomson's Marathon along with the women's
marathon race on telly. I'd happily give a
medal for the best highlights video uploaded of
a winning attempt. I like the idea of people
struggling & sweating to hammer away at a
couple of keys while the world's best athletes
actually run it..."
http://www.e4.com/game/janey-thomson-s-marathon/play.e4
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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Twice the "funny" twice the unmitigated shit
* CHINESE FOOTBALLER - his parents scored an
own goal with this name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Shouting …
* PC DICK COCKHEAD - we're still struggling to
believe this can be real.
https://twitter.com/jonnypelham/statuses/228174424094957568
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: FOLLOW FRIDAY
@KimKierkegaard
The philosophy of Søren Kierkegaard mashed with
the tweets and observations of Kim Kardashian.
Sample tweets include
"Lazy day poolside! Best french toast ever. No
other loss can occur so quietly as the loss of
one's self."
"Good morning Miami! Here everything lies naked
and visible before God, and consciousness has
nowhere to hide."
"My soul always turns back to the Old Testament
& Shakespeare. They hate, love, murder their
enemies. What could be more summery than that?"
https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard
FYI: We've just looked up Søren Kierkegaard
trying to find some fun facts. There are none.
Not one.
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Sheds Challenge
Last week we wanted you to celebrate the
magnificence of Sheds
Your favourites included:
* LAWN: death stalks from below, bringing
its all-weather, varnished terror
(Captain Howdey)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10810801
* JACK: off-season caretaker takes
umbrage at wife's invasion of
tool-storage privacy (monkeon)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10811525
* NEON: madcap catnip stroboscopic disco
chaos (HEKIM)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10814138
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/sheds/
>> New challenge: Guns <<
Everything, with the possible exception
of film premieres, is improved by adding
guns. So add guns. To everything
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/guns/
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.
* WHAT TO DO WITH FOXNEWSUK? ASCII Cat writes,
"A year ago I registered FoxNewsUk.Com and
it's just come up for renewal - I'm paying $10
a year to keep this going, so I've switched it
to mirror a website about foxes, but I wonder
if any B3ta readers can think of another use
for it?" If you've got some ideas then make
sure you tell us.
http://www.foxnewsuk.com/
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* COOKIE CUTTER - Alistair Coleman writes, 'A
"YES, I ACCEPT YOUR COOKIE POLICY" APP - We're
already sick to death of "accepting cookies" on
every single website we visit, on every single
browser, on every single device. Somebody make
something that will make it all go away.'
* TEETH THAT DON'T GET STAINED - we clean our
teeth, we floss, we don't smoke, so why do we
keep having to go the dental hygienist to stop
our teeth going brown? It's not fair.
* RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES THAT DON'T NEED
RECHARGING - they are such a fucking pain.
Send contributions via the mail form.
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BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Bole982, Happosai,
‏@seanan_kerr, Smale, skintagain, mrandrist,
Shinigawa ‏@Samegreattaste @RobinEmm Image
challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW
bloke. Subjlols via Joe Scaramanga.
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TOP TIP:
Defecate by contracting your abdominal muscles,
causing intra-abdominal pressure to increase,
lowering your perineal wall, causing the ano
rectal angle to decrease from 90 degrees to
less than 15 degrees and relaxing your external
anal sphincter. If possible, sit on a toilet
first. Sorry, should've mentioned that earlier.
( Zuowan)
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Mittwoch, 25. Juli 2012
VOL 1132 - July 25, 2012 - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"
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Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.
I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney
I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature
Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"
From the Quarterly Review of Doublespeak
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential."
Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the American Journal of Family Practice fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."
The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological damage for exposed personnel." In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on someone, he or she is not likely to survive.
A reader reports that the Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.
At McClellan Air Force base in Sacramento, California, civilian mechanics were placed on "non-duty, non-pay status." That is, they were fired.
A personal ad from an unidentified mewspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.
After taking the trip of a lifetime, our reader sent his twelve rolls of film to Kodak for developing (or "processing," as Kodak likes to call it) only to receive the following notice: "We must report that during the handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome slide orders, the films were involved in an unusual laboratory experience." The use of the passive is a particularly nice touch, don't you think? Nobody did anything to the films; they just had a bad experience. Of course our reader can always go back to Tibet and take his pictures all over again, using the twelve replacement rolls Kodak so generously sent him.
The description on the package of Stouffer's Veal Tortellini with Tomato Sauce says it contains "exquisite egg pasta." The list of ingredients, however, includes "cooked noodle product."
In St. Louis there is an oriental rug store that advertizes "semi-antique" rugs.
The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school graduation.
Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm." Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year. But as a "family farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.
Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers." You probably call them road signs, but then you don't work in a government agency.
It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore. Now it's "chronologically experienced citizens."
According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."
Submitted by Jenny J.
Rec'd from Bill Kruse:
When a Professional Bull Rider suffered three cracked vertebrae and a broken collar bone after having been bucked an enraged 1,800 pound animal, the medical authorities attributed his injuries to "aggravated bovine ejection."
No joke!
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STRANGE NEW PIXEL ART - LONDON - BIG BEN - LONDON BRIDGE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/184017.html
1970'S CADILLAC TOWING STRANGE SMALL HOUSEBOAT CONCEPT ON BOAT TRAILER - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/184049.html
STRANGE OPEN MEN'S ROOM - URINALS FACE FLOOR TO CEILING WINDOWS - GREAT VIEW OF AIRLINERS AT THEIR GATES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/184064.html
STRANGE ILLUSTRATED WAR CONCEPTS AND IDEAS - MOTOR DRIVEN CAR CARRYING MACHINE GUN CREW - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183900.html
STRANGE ORNATE GYPSY HOUSES FROM ROMANIA & MOLDAVIA - ORNATE DOUBLE STAIRWAY - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/183730.htmll
OLDE SPEED BOATS / RACERS - 1922 HACKER GENTLEMAN'S RACE BOAT - 29 FT - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/178022.html
STRANGE $1.00 DONATION "PROGRESSIVE PARTY" RECEIPT - 1912 - THEODORE ROOSEVELT 4 PRES HIRAM W JOHNSON - VP - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/184071.html
STRANGE STAR WARS SCANDAL- PRINCESS LEIA CAUGHT KISSING WOOKIE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/184082.html
AWESOME NOSE ON AERIAL PHOTO OF B-17 WITH B-24 JUST BELOW! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/184084.html
USS DWIGHT D EISENHOWER CVN-69 - ATTACK AIRCRAFT CARRIER GETS READY TO RECEIVE NAVY HELICOPTER REPELLING SEAL TEAM - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/184086.html
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http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100366_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.
I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney
I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature
Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"
From the Quarterly Review of Doublespeak
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential."
Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the American Journal of Family Practice fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."
The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological damage for exposed personnel." In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on someone, he or she is not likely to survive.
A reader reports that the Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.
At McClellan Air Force base in Sacramento, California, civilian mechanics were placed on "non-duty, non-pay status." That is, they were fired.
A personal ad from an unidentified mewspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.
After taking the trip of a lifetime, our reader sent his twelve rolls of film to Kodak for developing (or "processing," as Kodak likes to call it) only to receive the following notice: "We must report that during the handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome slide orders, the films were involved in an unusual laboratory experience." The use of the passive is a particularly nice touch, don't you think? Nobody did anything to the films; they just had a bad experience. Of course our reader can always go back to Tibet and take his pictures all over again, using the twelve replacement rolls Kodak so generously sent him.
The description on the package of Stouffer's Veal Tortellini with Tomato Sauce says it contains "exquisite egg pasta." The list of ingredients, however, includes "cooked noodle product."
In St. Louis there is an oriental rug store that advertizes "semi-antique" rugs.
The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school graduation.
Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm." Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year. But as a "family farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.
Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers." You probably call them road signs, but then you don't work in a government agency.
It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore. Now it's "chronologically experienced citizens."
According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."
Submitted by Jenny J.
Rec'd from Bill Kruse:
When a Professional Bull Rider suffered three cracked vertebrae and a broken collar bone after having been bucked an enraged 1,800 pound animal, the medical authorities attributed his injuries to "aggravated bovine ejection."
No joke!
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VOL 1131 - July 22, 2012 - 24 Bumper Stickers For Women
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Strange "Money" Quotes:
"Early to bed and early to rise -- till you get enough money to do otherwise." - Peter's Almanac
"God is on everyone's side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. - Jean Anouilh (1910-87), French playwright
University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers."- Isaac Asimov (1920-92), Russian-born American scientist, writer
"The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell." - Humphrey Bogart, American actor
"The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him." - Paul Louis Courier
"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends." - Larry Wilde
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - 24 Bumper Stickers For Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
22. ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE FIEND
23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - 24 Bumper Stickers For Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
22. ANOTHER DOPELESS HOPE FIEND
23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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Hilarious Letter From Mad Old Lady To Her Banker - True! - Published in NY Times - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/176034.html
8 Strange Drive-Thru Services Around The World - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/175994.html
Seven of the Toughest Women in History - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/175897.html
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This Week:
* SONG - Computer games stole my friend!
* VID - Wanking London
* MAKE - Monitor that only you can read
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>> MMORPG song <<
"I wrote an epic song about losing a friend to
computer games (with @superpowerless &
@Peepholecircus)," types your Ginger Furher. "I
know I've been a constant cheerleader for
technology but even I'm worried that replacing
real friendship with virtual friendships isn't
good for us."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMXKLWcx1g
>> Nervous Wildebeest <<
"Two wildebeest think about crossing a river,"
explains Bewley. Perhaps they should think
again?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wildebeest_new_and_corrected
>> Urban Suspense <<
"Here's a lady going through a terrifying
ordeal, which you may be familiar with,"
intones kfk. Sent a shiver of recognition down
our spines. Which makes us sound like timid
hedgehogs. Imagine us that way if you prefer.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Urban_Suspense
>> The Flatulence Syndrome <<
Star Trek fartfoolery from Black Moon. You love
it. Heaven help us, you absolutely love this
stuff. (We like it too.)
http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_Flatulence_Syndrome
>> Reading Fifty Shades of Grey <<
Ornsack tackles the erotic masterpiece of our
times. "This video could be the strangest thing
I've ever made," he confesses.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Reading_Fifty_Shades_of_Grey
>> Incredibly frustrating 60-second game <<
"Use your arrow keys to navigate the
constantly-changing pathways. Get to the end of
each path before it shifts. Can you make it
through a whole minute?" asks yanmania. Well,
can you, punk? (Answer: probably not, because
it's really, really hard)
http://www.yanmania.com/games/sixty_second_search/
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Burning in Hell
Last week we asked you to confess the reason
you'd burn in hell when the last trump called.
A surprising number of these involve Down's
Syndrome:
http://b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/
* F.A.B. - "I decided to have a 15-minute break
from work, after dealing with some complaints,
to get some fresh air. As I was milling about
in the car park, one of the local
automated-wheelchair driving women pulled up in
her modded people carrier. She parks not too
far from me, presses a few buttons and her car
starts to slide open, revealing a side-lift.
She rolls on, presses another button and slowly
begins her descent. Nowt really funny about
this tbh... until another worker passed by. His
mobile went off. And played, as loud as you
like, the fucking Thunderbirds theme tune. I
nearly asphyxiated. She wasn't impressed."
(Jeccius)
* FINGER - "The sun was blazing off the
windscreens of passing cars, the sky was clear,
it was a good day to be driving on our fair
nation's motorways. Ahead of me was a coach,
the kind used to ferry airport-goers and the
elderly, in the middle lane. As I came to
overtake, I saw a fairly familiar sight: a
bunch of school kids leering out the back
window, exercising their wrists in a manner
designed to imply that I was a wanker. I'm an
easy-going, devil- may-care kind of guy, but
that glorious day I was having none of it. So,
as I approached I extended my left arm, keeping
my eyes of the road of course, and delivered a
steady and determined middle finger that Johnny
Cash would have been proud of. As I passed, I
glanced upward at its steamed windows, to see a
group of smiling children with Down's waving
excitedly at me... My attempt to morph my bird
into a reciprocated wave was the epitome of
patheticness. Funny how wrong you can be with
the sun in your eyes." (Jimtastic)
* IKEA - "I once ordered a lemonade at a cafe
in an IKEA. They gave me the cup at the
check-out to serve myself from the dispenser. I
put in some ice and filled my plastic 500ml cup
with soft drink mix. Unfortunately, I filled it
too close to the brim for easy transportation.
I took a couple of refreshing sips to lower the
level in the cup. At this point I could have
just walked away. Some nights I lie in bed
racked with remorse asking again and again:
'Why? Why didn't I just walk away?' But a
horrible plan had formed, driven by all-
consuming greed. I didn't care who I destroyed,
how many laws I broke. I checked the ladies at
the register. Busy. I looked up. No CCTV. My
heart pounding, I returned and TOPPED UP MY
DRINK AGAIN WITH MORE LEMONADE THAN I HAD PAID
FOR. Exiting rather too quickly I spilled a
little, probably losing more than I had
illegally gained. Even in my car I wasn't safe
until at least a few miles away. The drinks
holder was too small for the cup, so I drank
the whole thing too quickly to really enjoy it.
It's a crime I've had to live with for the rest
of my days. I never went back to that IKEA
again. I can't; the risk is too great. I'd
gambled and won, but if they recognised me, I
could lose everything." (cumquat may)
>> This Week - Tantrums <<
After certain members lost it a bit last week
over garden sheds, we though we'd ask for your
stories of adults and children acting like,
well, children. Wail and stomp here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/
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: AMAZON TAT
It's a big shop of shit BUT WITH COMMENTS
* HELPING THE RETARDED TO KNOW GOD: A guide for
Christian teachers of the mentally handicapped.
Reviews include the cheery, "Cognitive
disability is one of the effects of religion.
If you want your child to become mentally
retarded, by all means indoctrinate them into a
religion" and "It wasn't quite heavy enough to
do the trick."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006CAG4M/b3ta-21
* £1,638 WOODEN PINOCCHIO TOY - Mr Trinder
writes, "Price is clearly a mistake, comments
are lovely."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0058BDOBI/b3ta-21
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Blade Runner magazine covers <<
Intriguing gallery of retro-futuristic magazine
covers, used in the background of a single
scene of 1982's Blade Runner. Amazing attention
to detail.
http://bit.ly/M0c8xf
>> Sports TV lies to you <<
Turns out UEFA has been spicing up 'live' games
with a bit of pre-shot footage, to the
widespread, and unconvincing, shock of various
broadcasters. There's every chance the Olympics
will be getting the same reality TV treatment.
http://deadsp.in/NG1Kq1
>> Super-resolution images <<
Since the birth of the internet, man has
struggled to turn shitty little jpegs, with no
detail, into glorious wall-concealing posters
for his student hovel. This is impressive stuff.
http://www.wisdom.weizmann.ac.il/~vision/SingleImageSR.html
>> How to paint a 150ft tall Batman <<
The side of a tower block, regularly
transformed into a titanic movie poster. Who
does it - and how?
http://bit.ly/NmRkQw
>> Sinclair BASIC redux <<
Nostalgic nerds rejoice! Sinclair BASIC is back
and badder than ever. And now, no attribute
clash! Yeah! In your fucking face, Commodore
BASIC!
https://sites.google.com/site/pauldunn/
>> Make a private computer screen <<
Turn an old LCD into a monitor that only you
can read, with an afternoon, a bit of ingenuity
and some old 3D glasses.
http://bit.ly/M0ccgJ
>> That big event in London <<
Tote bags that tell people what you really
think of the Olympics. Although, of course, it
doesn't mention the Olympics - or Lord Coe
would chop off their heads.
http://thatbigeventinlondon.co.uk/
>> Some dipshit "web guru" <<
Top tip - never let yourself be billed as a
'social media expert', if you haven't already
registered your name as a domain. Also...
Twitter. Blurgh. Disaster.
http://www.lukebozier.com/
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like TV but the aerial gives you cancer. Possibly
>> Wanking London <<
Very silly part-animated tour of London
landmarks. And pretty much what you might
expect from the title.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wank_London
>> Interviewing Danny Dyer... on acid <<
Vice reporter interviews Danny Dyer while under
the influence of powerful, new hallucinogen
lysergic acid diethylamide. Charmingly
shambolic.
http://bit.ly/OpfOct
>> Hero animation <<
Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" realised as a
claymation fantasy epic. Great soundtrack,
bonkers visuals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36n-XzgsvJM
>> Kitten attack <<
Cute baby cat once again massively
overestimates its own abilities. Honestly, it's
a wonder any of them get to grow up. We tested
this out on a 3 y/o boy who made us play this
clip 15 times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-CeXxaW348
>> One Hand <<
Amusingly immature homage to Alanis Morrisette.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Immature:2
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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
It's always funny in Paedophilia
Gibell writes, "I am not usually one for daft
names but I had to smile at the lighting guy's
name in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
Brilliant programme as well."
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0649628/
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: ADVANCED PEDANTRY CORNER
"Maybe I can get something in the Top Tippage
that may both help humanity and also get
something off my chest and into the open, where
it can hopefully have an end put to it once and
for all?" inquires Hen. "Perhaps it can one day
produce similar righteous fury amongst pedants
as the misplaced apostrophe.
"Copy writers: instead of placing the prefix
'pre-' in front of a verb that already
describes an action that's carried out in
advance (i.e. pre-order), why not go and slam
your typing hand in the heaviest door you can
find? While the bones are healing you can think
more deeply about the folly you were about to
commit."
Which definately begs the question, is there
enough pedant's out there to commence starting
a regular feature on rediculous pedanticism?
Surely there can't be alot of mistakes on the
internet, so the point is mute.
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Self-Portrait Challenge
Last week we told you go depict yourselves.
Your favourites included:
* PORK: space-travelling captain thrusts cured
pig parcel (ham o' shatner - spelt correctly
this week!)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10806696
* NUCLEAR: tight-trousered viking displays
disturbing contents of desk (atomic)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10807388
* CODE: time's cruel passage, as depicted via
the medium of cascading style sheet (monkeon)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10806780
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/SelfPortrait/
>> New challenge: Sheds <<
Let's photoshop sheds. Sheds in the Olympics.
Sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches
of the Great War. Sheds sweeping in majestic
herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks
and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.
Challenge suggested by boris the spider.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/sheds/
BTW: Official Image Challenge chap Fraser Lewry
has until recently been working for The Word, a
fantastic music magazine that's sadly closed
down. Read this glowing tribute to him from his
ex-boss where he's described as the 'digital
Jeeves'.
http://bit.ly/O2Jyt0
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.
* YOU PARK LIKE A CUNT stickers and ticket
books are now available to the masses. "I ummed
and ahhed about whether or not I should post
this," agonises long-time b3tan Fray Bentos,
who is now selling the tools you need to let
people know what you think of their abysmal
parking. "I hope this isn't seen a cynical
attempt to get people to buy the site's stuff,
because it is. Well, a bit maybe."
http://bit.ly/MzgKL1
* RTJ'S EDINBURGH SHOW - "I'm taking my debut
solo show 'Richard Tyrone Jones's Big Heart' to
the Edinburgh Fringe and then on tour round the
UK," informs Richard Tyrone Jones. "It's got a
bit of a serious message about how I almost
died of heart failure despite being thirty and
well buff, and will hopefully serve the purpose
of educating people about their dicky tickers.
If, by spending two years, 50 grand, and my few
remaining grey cells on it, I can save just one
life... it really won't be worth the bother. So
I made the show free. In Edinburgh."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T042EMs_Og
* HANSI LOVES THE SWASTIKA - The rather
alarming Nazi-to-Christian kids' book we
featured last week turns out to be... a real
person's autobiography! How rare! Thanks to
Jeff for the tip-off.
http://hansiministries.org/bio.htm
* BAD ACID INFO - "Your advice to take 5mg of
LSD to alleviate the boredom of watching paint
dry is slightly misleading," corrects
ifrypuppies. "0.5mg of LSD would produce the
most enthralling psychedelic hallucinations.
5mg would send you on a mind-melting, Fear and
Loathing rollercoaster ride over the cuckoo's
nest." Well, uh, you need to build up a
tolerance, dearie.
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Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* WHAT'S THAT NOISE QUIZ - take thousands of
sounds from an opensource SFX site like
freesound.org and make a quiz. Is this: A. A
tap dripping B. A penis dripping
* STRAW-MAN CHROME PLUG-IN - a user-editable
database that shows all the bullshit arguments
used by newspaper columnists, whilst you are
reading. 'Citation needed' and 'weasel words'
could be nabbed from Wikipedia too.
* A BUTTON THAT TURNS OFF THE INTERESTING BITS
OF THE INTERNET WHEN THERE'S WORK TO DO - we're
constantly sticking Twitter on block via
OpenDNS but then we find ourselves sneaking
round it, via sites that use the API etc. So
we're probably really asking for a button to
turn off the procrastinatory portion of the
human brain.
Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by gypsy turnips,
Awks, Jimmers, Tab Hunter, sinisterduck,
finnbar. Image challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike
Trinder is QOTW bloke. Almost 100% of SITES IN
BRIEF by Matt Round.
Top tip by username failed moderation.
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Annoy grammar nazis by saying in a soothing
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VOL 1130 - July 18, 2012 - Strange Places We'd Like to See
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It's easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time. - Philip Dunne
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. - P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
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Hezmakinizetime, Pa.
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GREAT SHOT - WWII - SQUADRON OF GRUMMAN TBF AVENGER TORPEDO BOMBERS - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/184040.html
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- Top 10 Strange Travel Destinations - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/183582.html
- 9 Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime....... - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/183759.html
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QUOTES ABOUT COUNTRIES
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. - Richard Brenner
It's easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time. - Philip Dunne
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. - P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. - P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
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Strange Places We'd Like to See
Shapeless, Mass.
Oola, La
Goodness, Me
Income, Tex.
Deathly, Ill.
Hittor, Miss.
Praise, Ala.
Coco, Colo.
Proan, Conn.
Farmerina, Del.
Inert, Mass.
Hezmakinizetime, Pa.
Ca,Ca
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VOL 1129 - July 15, 2012 - Strange Name Change Chart
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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STRANGE OFFICE BUILDINGS - CUBE FUN - CUBE WARS - CUBE CRAZY
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Strange "Beer" Quotes
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee allot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Name Change Chart
Need to spice up your life a bit....try Changing your name with......THE
NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2000
First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
A-Stinky B-Lumpy C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy
H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Bogger M-Pinky
N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel
U-Dorky V-SqueezitW-Oprah X-SkipperY-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa
Second Chart: Use the first letter of your middle name to determine the second part of your NEW last name:
A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle
I-Cootie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger
P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T-Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle
W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker
Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the last part of your NEW last name:
A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips
J-Honker K-Butt L-Brain M-Tushie N-Chunks O-Hiney P-Biscuits Q-Toes
R-Buns S-Fanny T-Sniffer U-Sprinkles V-Kisser W-Squirt X-Humperdink
Y-Brains Z-Juice
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STRANGE COMMERCIAL BUSINESS VEHICLES - PLANTERS PEANUTS TRUCK IS ONE HUGE PEANUT! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183948.html
OLDE MILITARY PROBLEMS - 1953 THREE F-86 JETS MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING IN LAKEWOOD AIRPARK OHIO FIELD WHEN OUT OF GAS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183953.html
STRANGE GLASS DOMED / ROOFED SEASIDE COTTAGE - SIMPLE - BASIC - HANGING LOFT SLEEPING PLATFORM - GREAT 360 VIEW! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/183955.html
STRANGE 'CRYSTAL CAVE OF GIANTS' IN MEXICO - THEY DWARF THE MEN EXPLORING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/183956.html
STRANGE GERMAN FEMALE BODY BUILDER - AMAZING UPPER BODY AND THIGHS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/183957.html
STRANGE ART - STRANGE TALENTS - INTRICATE DETAILED REPLICA ROMAN COLISEUM CARVED FROM TOOTH ENAMEL - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/183958.html
STRANGE WICKER BABY BASKET ATTACHED TO VESPA MOTOR-SCOOTER - HELMET FOR BOTH MOMMA AND BABY! - http://www.strangevehciles.com/content/item/183889.html
STRANGE ILLUSTRATED WAR CONCEPTS AND IDEAS - SPAINS MIRROR SYSTEM CREATES AN INVISIBLE ARMY - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/183896.html
WWII CELEBRITIES - RITA HAYWORTH PROMOTING A SCRAP METAL DRIVE - HER BUMPERS ARE GONE! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183925.html
COOL UNDERWATER SHOT OF SURFER GIRL DIVING UNDER HUGE WAVE - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/183937.html
MILITARY PILOT COCKPIT VIEW LOOKS BACK AT F-16 ESCORT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183938.html
STRANGE GUNMAN SHOOTS A HOLE IN PLASTIC POOL FULL OF WATER - FLOODS HIMSELF OUT! ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/183586.html
STRANGE FERRARI SPORTS CAR STRETCH LIMO WITH HUGE GULL-WING DOORS! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183760.html
STRANGE DELOREAN SPORTS CAR - FIRST ALL BLACK VS STAINLESS STEEL! - GULL WING DOORS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183792.html
STRANGE OLDE CELEBS FLASH CARDS GIF - WOW FROM ELVIS TO MARILYN MONROE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/183837.html
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STRANGE MILITARY FUN - TANK BLASTS HUGE CLAY PIGEON - ARTILLERY SKEET SHOOTING! - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183839.html
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HAVING FUN IN THE MILITARY - GOOFY ITEMS - KILLING TIME WHILE BORED!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10533.html
NEW - STRANGE US DOLLAR BILLS FROM THE PAST - OTHER DENOMINATIONS
http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/news_10511.html
AMAZING AERIAL FARM FIELD VIEWS - CORN MAZES - PORTRAITS - COOL STUFF!
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_11203.html
STRANGE OLDE PRODUCTS & INVENTIONS - CRAZY - WILD - EVERYDAY ITEMS
http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/news_524.html
STRANGE OFFICE BUILDINGS - CUBE FUN - CUBE WARS - CUBE CRAZY
==================================
Strange "Beer" Quotes
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee allot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
==================================
Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Name Change Chart
Need to spice up your life a bit....try Changing your name with......THE
NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2000
First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
A-Stinky B-Lumpy C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy
H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Bogger M-Pinky
N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel
U-Dorky V-SqueezitW-Oprah X-SkipperY-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa
Second Chart: Use the first letter of your middle name to determine the second part of your NEW last name:
A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle
I-Cootie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger
P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T-Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle
W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker
Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the last part of your NEW last name:
A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips
J-Honker K-Butt L-Brain M-Tushie N-Chunks O-Hiney P-Biscuits Q-Toes
R-Buns S-Fanny T-Sniffer U-Sprinkles V-Kisser W-Squirt X-Humperdink
Y-Brains Z-Juice
==================================
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==================================
STRANGE FARM PASTURE PALS - HORSE LETS BABY GOAT CLIMB ON HIS BACK AS HE SITS IN THE FIELD - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/183462.html
STRANGE COMMERCIAL BUSINESS VEHICLES - PLANTERS PEANUTS TRUCK IS ONE HUGE PEANUT! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183948.html
OLDE MILITARY PROBLEMS - 1953 THREE F-86 JETS MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING IN LAKEWOOD AIRPARK OHIO FIELD WHEN OUT OF GAS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183953.html
STRANGE GLASS DOMED / ROOFED SEASIDE COTTAGE - SIMPLE - BASIC - HANGING LOFT SLEEPING PLATFORM - GREAT 360 VIEW! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/183955.html
STRANGE 'CRYSTAL CAVE OF GIANTS' IN MEXICO - THEY DWARF THE MEN EXPLORING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/183956.html
STRANGE GERMAN FEMALE BODY BUILDER - AMAZING UPPER BODY AND THIGHS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/183957.html
STRANGE ART - STRANGE TALENTS - INTRICATE DETAILED REPLICA ROMAN COLISEUM CARVED FROM TOOTH ENAMEL - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/183958.html
STRANGE WICKER BABY BASKET ATTACHED TO VESPA MOTOR-SCOOTER - HELMET FOR BOTH MOMMA AND BABY! - http://www.strangevehciles.com/content/item/183889.html
STRANGE ILLUSTRATED WAR CONCEPTS AND IDEAS - SPAINS MIRROR SYSTEM CREATES AN INVISIBLE ARMY - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/183896.html
WWII CELEBRITIES - RITA HAYWORTH PROMOTING A SCRAP METAL DRIVE - HER BUMPERS ARE GONE! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183925.html
COOL UNDERWATER SHOT OF SURFER GIRL DIVING UNDER HUGE WAVE - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/183937.html
MILITARY PILOT COCKPIT VIEW LOOKS BACK AT F-16 ESCORT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183938.html
STRANGE GUNMAN SHOOTS A HOLE IN PLASTIC POOL FULL OF WATER - FLOODS HIMSELF OUT! ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/183586.html
STRANGE FERRARI SPORTS CAR STRETCH LIMO WITH HUGE GULL-WING DOORS! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183760.html
STRANGE DELOREAN SPORTS CAR - FIRST ALL BLACK VS STAINLESS STEEL! - GULL WING DOORS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/183792.html
STRANGE OLDE CELEBS FLASH CARDS GIF - WOW FROM ELVIS TO MARILYN MONROE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/183837.html
AMAZING OLYMPIC DOWNHILL SKIER SAVES HIMSELF FROM A HORRIFIC CRASH - SKIES ON ONE SKI HALF WAY DOWN THE HILL - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/183947.html
STRANGE MILITARY FUN - TANK BLASTS HUGE CLAY PIGEON - ARTILLERY SKEET SHOOTING! - ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/183839.html
==================================
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- Top 10 Strange Government Publicity Stunts - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/183581.html
- Strange Facts And Myths About Microwave Ovens! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/183584.html
- How Smart is Your Right Foot? - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/123350.html
- The "Doo-Wop" Oldies Quiz - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/127112.html
- Olde 'Burma Shave' Roadway Signs! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/128798.html
- Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/135651.html
==================================
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==================================
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Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!
#1 Stranger
---------------------
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