VOL 1327 - June 04, 2014 - Funny Things Said by Police

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

---------------------------------------

June Fun !


------------------------

Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

------------------------

NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_3167.html
THE WORLDS STRANGEST HAIRCUT & HAIRDOOOOO'S!!!!!

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/news_3373.html
STRANGE BRIDGES AROUND THE WORLD

http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/news_524.html
STRANGE OFFICE PRANKS - CUBE FUN - CUBE WARS - CUBE CRAZY

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_1723.html
STRANGE 'OLD' MAGAZINE ADS AND PRODUCTS

http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/news_10286.html
STRANGE AFRICAN MADE FURNITURE - SKINS, TUSKS & HORNS! - AMAZING COUCHES - CHAIRS - TABLES - CHESTS

==================================

Quotes About "Movies"

Alfred Hitchcock - "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

Clint Eastwood - "This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."

Alfred Hitchcock - "A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it."

Roger Ebert - "Every great film should seem new every time you see it."

Kareem Abdul-Jabar - "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay."

Kenneth Tynan - "The greatest films are those which show how society shapes man. The greatest plays are those which show how man shapes society."

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - Funny Things Said by Police



1. I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse plus the DWI, you ARE a real criminal.

2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank You." We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary!

3. Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be dangerous, so I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.

4. Hurry it up? Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write the citation. Do you have food and water in the car? This shouldn't take more than six hours.

5. Do you know why I stopped you, or do you THINK like you Drive?

6. What do you mean I won't believe you? Just because you've got three kilos of smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation.

7. No, you've got that WRONG. I'm even TOUGHER without the badge and gun.

8. Of course you didn't DO it. You just happened to start your wind sprints in front of the department store, the VCR is extra weight, and the security guards were providing MOTIVATION.

9. She STARTED it? That's the best you can do? My four-year-old does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.

10. HAVE A NICE DAY.


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

==================================

THE WORST CELEBRITY MLB BASEBALL FIRST PITCHES! - BABA BOOEY - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/191650.html


STRANGE BUSINESS ADVERTISING - AMISH STUFF - SIMPLE AND DIRECT! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191549.html


STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - GRANNY - THE APPLE FACE GRANNY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191576.html


STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - SOME LADIES NEVER GROW UP - TWO BIKER CHICKS - THEN AND NOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191586.html


F-18 SUPER HORNETS FLYING OVER CARIBBEAN ISLAND! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/191358.html


HOT NEW ITALIAN MINISTER OF PARLIAMENTARY RELATIONS! - DOING A CRACK JOB! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/191698.html


PALMANOVA - THE WORLDS MOST PERFECT WALLED CITY - ITALIAN DESIGNER VINCENZO SCAMOZZI - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/191705.html


RACING DANGERS - PHOTOGRAPHER LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY AS RALLY CAR LOSES CONTROL ON CURVE! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191706.html


SEXY CELEBRITIES - JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN HOT RED DRESS! - HOT ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/191707.html


STRANGE GAME VIEWING TRUCK FOR THE AFRICAN BUSH PHOTO SAFARI'S! - WIDE OPEN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191708.html


STRANGE 3 HUMP OLDE FRENCH LIMOUSINE! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/191709.html


STRANGE NEW BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY - S. KOREA OPEN FIRST VIRTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING STORE - SELECT ITEMS FROM SCREEN - TOTALED AND BAGGED AT CHECKOUT! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191710.html


SCARY COMMERCIAL AIRLINE SECRETS - PILOTS ARE FED DIFFERENT MEALS IN CASE ONE GIVES THEM FOOD POISONING! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/191711.html


STRANGE WEATHER PHENOMENA - HIGH ALTITUDE AIRPLANE SHADOW ON CLOUD BELOW HAS A MYSTERIOUS RAINBOW CIRCLE SURROUNDING IT - WEIRD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191712.html


STRANGE MLB BASEBALL FOUL CATCHES - FAN SNATCHES FOUL BALL WITH POPCORN CUP! - AMAZING SPORTS ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191713.html


STRANGE 3-D BEACH ART - GREAT WATER SCENE - WATER SKIER AND SAILBOAT WITH GIRL FISHING FROM DOCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191714.html


STRANGE FARM PROBLEMS - HUGE GRAIN SILO TO BE TAKEN DOWN DOESN'T COOPERATE! - START ALL OVER AGAIN! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/191715.html


STRANGE INSECTS - FIVE FINGERS HOLD FIVE GREEN TOMATO CATERPILLARS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191716.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - SUPER HERO'S - SEXY TV & MOVIE STARS - VILLAINS - CARTOON MUTANTS - WONDER WOMAN - BATMAN - X-MEN

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/category/101304_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Top 10 Unluckiest People - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/160479.html


- 10 Cities You Must Visit - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/160480.html


- 10 Most Common Girls' Passwords - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/160481.html


- Creative Puns for Creative Minds - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/160484.html


- Strange Inventions - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/160170.html


- Strange facts about Barbie Dolls - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/160169.html


- Strange and Disturbing Facts - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/160171.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - SUPER HERO'S - SEXY TV & MOVIE STARS - VILLAINS - CARTOON MUTANTS - WONDER WOMAN - BATMAN - X-MEN

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/category/118_1.html

==================================

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

------------------------------------------------------------

Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites


==========================

********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger


Do NOT Reply to this automated e-Letter: E-Mail replies to this message will not be seen.

To Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html