Dienstag, 12. November 2013

VOL 1269 - NOV. 13, 2013 - SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO FARM HARVEST TIME FUN!

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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STRANGE NOVEMBER FUN

A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO AUTUMN HARVEST TIME AND THE HARD WORKING FARMERS THAT
PROVIDE THE FOOD ON OUR TABLES AND THE GREAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WE EAT!

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Strange Farm Quotes:

I ask myself: Would I have been any worse off if I had stayed home or lived on a farm instead of shock treatments and medication? - Gene Tierney

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich. - Larry Holmes

I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid to stay in shape - jogging, work on the farm, driving the tractor. I'll never forget. - Guy Lafleur (Canadian Hockey Star)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Sage Advice From the Old Farmer

An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen, anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'."

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Submitted by John P.


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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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The Egg Farmer and the Prize Winning Rooster - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/120914.html


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