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I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll. - Elton John
I mean, it's unheard of for somebody to hit 70 home runs, so I'm like in awe of myself right now. - St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire after finishing the baseball season with a two-homer day, giving him a record 70 for the year. Sept. 27, 1998.
I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys. - Dennis Rodman, 1997
I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure. - Michael Flatley
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. - David Lee Roth
I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man. - Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista, 1997
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2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
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3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
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6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
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7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
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10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
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11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
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13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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