VOL 1180 - Jan 9, 2013 - Strange 'Senior' Personal Ads

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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HAPPY 2013
Time For Some Strange Fun !


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Strange Quotes About the Media:

News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising. (Lord Northcliffe)

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (Joseph E. Levine)

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. (Daniel J. Boorstin)

There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. (Brendan Behan)

In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes. (Andy Warhol)

Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. (Claud Cockburn, winning entry for a dullest headline competition at the Times)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Senior Personal Ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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Strange Facts - How old is Grandma? SCARY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/186594.html


Marilyn Monroe's Strange Beauty Secrets - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/137853.html


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Pizza Delivery Advice: To Anyone Who Orders Pizza - EVER - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/136296.html


67 Celebrities Who Are Scientologists - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136584.html


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