Dienstag, 28. Januar 2014

VOL 1291 - Jan. 29, 2014 - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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JANUARY FUN


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Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Features:



NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/news_10080.html
STRANGE CARNIVAL COSTUMES AND PARADE FLOATS - WILD!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10047.html
CHILD LABOR HORROR STORIES - EARLY 1900'S PICTURES - COAL MINES - MANUFACTURING - MILLS - NEWSBOYS

http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/news_10477.html
STRANGE WORKPLACE ACTION GIF'S - GOOFY OFFICE PROBLEMS - STRANGENESS

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_8164.html
NEW - STRANGE OLDE TATTOOS - CLASSIC AND VINTAGE EXAMPLES

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Strange Regional Idiosyncrasies:

The attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental. "DO NOT get out of your car"

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What's the Difference Between California in 1850, AND Today?

California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California is today except the women had real breasts and men didn't hold hands.

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The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
The North has double last names, The South has double first names.
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
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If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English

Here are some interesting mistranslations:

In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.

On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride your own ass?

In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.

Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.

In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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B-52 BOMBER STRATOFORTRESS PARKED WITH 2 RUSSIAN TU-95 BEAR BOMBERS - COMPARE THE SIZE! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/190544.html


1954 GOLIATH - STRANGE GERMAN WOODIE PANEL TRUCK! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190546.html


STRANGE DOG BREED CHART - AS SEEN BY A WOMAN AND A MAN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190568.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY CHILDREN - MAMIE GUMMER - DAUGHTER OF MERYL STREEP - LOOKS JUST LIKE HER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/190569.html


STRANGE VENDING MACHINE OFFERINGS - SOLID GOLD BARS! - AVAILABLE IN GERMANY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190570.html


STRANGE ANIMAL BEHAVIOR - CRAZY ATTACK RABBIT GOES AFTER GOATS - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190571.html


STRANGE SPORTS BEHAVIOR - NASTY DUTCH SPEED SKATER FLASHES THE FINGER TO WINNER FROM RUSSIA - AFTER NEWS REPORTER SHOW REACTION, DUTCH SKATER DISQUALIFIED! - FUN 4 PICTURE SERIES - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/190572.html


STRANGE WEAPON COLLECTIONS - ALL THESE DEADLY KNIVES, SWORDS AND CLUBS WERE TAKEN FROM PEOPLE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM IN DETROIT HOSPITAL - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/190573.html


OLDE STARS - JEAN HARLOW - 1933 POSES WITH CHAMPION BOXER PRIMO CARNERA - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/190574.html


STRANGE HISTORIC EVENTS - PRISONERS ARRIVE IN AUSCHWITZ A FEW DAYS AFTER MCDONALD'S IS FOUNDED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190575.html


STRANGE SNOW SCULPTURE FUN - MINNESOTA - HUGE FRONT YARD SHARK WITH A BIG SMILE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/190576.html


STRANGE TOYS AND GAMES - ROCKING "HORSE" USING A MOTOR SCOOTER INSTEAD OF HORSE! TIMES ARE CHANGING! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/190577.html


STRANGE VEHICLES - CHECK OUT THE DAMAGE THIS TINY TREE DID TO THE FRONT END OF THIS CHINESE MADE CAR! - NOT VERY SAFE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190578.html


WATCH THIS IDIOT TRY TO JUMP ON THE ICE OF A FROZEN POND - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190579.html


STRANGE CONCEPT CARS FROM THE PAST - 1956 GM ROCKET SHAPE! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190581.html


FUN NHL SPORTS ACTION - NEW JERSEY DEVILS PLAY HIP CHECK OPPONENT INTO THE DEVILS PLAYERS BENCH - PINS HIM WITH HIS LEGS ! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/190582.html


STRANGE TATTOO'S - AMAZING COBRA SNAKE ARM TATTOO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190583.html


AMAZING BRUSH WITH DEATH - WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET JUST MISSES GETTING CRUSHED BY MORON CUTTING TREE DOWN! - WHEW! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190584.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - CONCEPT CARS - WILD DESIGNS - GM - FORD - CHRYSLER - JAPANESE - EUROPEAN

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100707_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Rules For Entering Texas - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/112482.html


- You Might Be From Texas if......... - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/114764.html


- 25 Things You Must Know if You Visit St. Louis - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/118692.html


- Driving Tips If You're Dumb Enough to go to Detroit - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/105655.html


- Strange Traffic Cop Responses - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/111173.html


- Real Names of Celebrities - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/112479.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - CONCEPT CARS - WILD DESIGNS - GM - FORD - CHRYSLER - JAPANESE - EUROPEAN

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/111_1.html

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading"
Thomas Jefferson (yep, he did say it, look it up)

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