This Week: * BLUR - as sung by a ticket barrier * BRITPOP - stars in mundane mishaps * HOBBIT - suggested improvements ------------------------------------------------- ________ ____ __ ___ ____/ _)|_ // /_/ _ | "We're saving our ___/ _ |/_ </ __/ __ | souls to make __/____/____/\__/_/ |_| sausages" B3ta email 617 - 31st Jan 2014 Read this issue with quiet sense of desperation: http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue617 Subscribe: b3ta-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Snubscribe : b3ta-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com ------------------------------------------------- : SPONSORED LINK Drawings of Vaginas by Teenage Boys Best title of a book on Amazon yet? Reviews include, "Bit disappointing really. Yes, the book has pictures of Vagina's drawn by teenage boys but there isn't many (Roughly, about 15) and there isn't any notes, annotations, introductions or any other interesting passages of writing. OK, you get what it says on the tin but still, very small book with a few drawings in. Bought this for my Brother by the way and he has yet to comment as it isn't Xmas yet. Will update." http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0557299780/b3ta-21 >> Sponsor B3ta << Want this space? Then talk to us. http://b3ta.com/mailus/ ------------------------------------------------- : WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK Other than fiddling with pixels >> String up IDS! << Harry Webshiter writes, "From the people (me!) who brought you the Hanging Gove bathroom light switch handle* comes everyone's favourite scourge of the disabled and unemployed, Iain Duncan Smith!" >> Twat news << "Massive illuminated sign on Blackburn skyline sabotaged to read 'TWATS'," alerts alexturgid. Yay. >> Ticket Barrier Sings Blur's "Song 2" << Pesky Young Scamp writes, "It's the 4th barrier from the right at the west entrance, not the 2nd, though I noticed that the exit barriers from the Jubilee line at Waterloo are copying it. Talented thing." http://www.b3ta.com/links/1129889/ ------------------------------------------------- : USVSTH3M STUFF Sister project interactive stuff * INTERNET PROFICIENCY TEST - are you good at the internet? Can you prove it? http://games.usvsth3m.com/internet-proficiency-test/ * Which Obscure Member Of A Britpop Band Are You? -Our completely-accurate quiz will ask you some questions and reveal which obscure Britpop band member you are most like. * Play your House Prices Right - We show you some British homes. All you have to do is work out, is the price higher or lower? http://games.usvsth3m.com/play-your-house-prices-right/ ------------------------------------------------- : SITES IN BRIEF Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates * Britpop stars getting to grips with the run of the mill problems of life. * London's waterways as a Tube map. * Brrrrrrinnnnng! You don't be able to resist pinging this. * Deep dark fears - illustrations of stuff that scares you at night. http://deep-dark-fears.tumblr.com/ * Behind the scenes photos of Star Wars http://starwarsmakingof.imgur.com/ ------------------------------------------------- : VIDEO SCHMIDEO Yeah man, vids. Will be big in 2014 we predict * Taylor Swift attacked at 2014 Grammys. http://www.b3ta.com/links/1130296/ * Improvements for The Hobbit. http://www.b3ta.com/links/Improvements_for_The_Hobbit * How to crush a can of Dr. Pepper with slats of wood. http://www.b3ta.com/links/1128752/ * Matchstick gun made from a clothespin. http://www.b3ta.com/links/1129750/ * The most beautiful thing you will ever see. http://www.b3ta.com/links/1129909/ * Golden Age of Insect Aviation: The Great Grasshoppers. http://www.b3ta.com/links/1128970/ ------------------------------------------------- : B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE Results from the Putin Olympic Challenge Last week we wanted you to predict Sochi Your favourites included: * BULLET: cross-country skier takes one in the guts for Mother Russia (Shallows) http://www.b3ta.com/board/11051631 * FLAMBOYANT: shirtless dictator straddles rare cartoon pony (Jolly Jack) http://www.b3ta.com/board/11051956 * SPANDEX: tubby despot squeezes torso into official games uniform (HappyToast) http://www.b3ta.com/board/11052136 All these images, and the highest as voted by you can be found here: http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/putin/ >> New challenge: Crazy Sports << Why should golf be the only sport that gets a 'Crazy' version? This week's challenge is to invent ways to liven up otherwise dull, slow- moving sports with a bit of a 'crazy' twist (suggested by Rotating Wobbly Hat) http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/crazysports/ ------------------------------------------------- FUN: b3ta-subscribe@yahoogroups.com SHUN: b3ta-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com ------------------------------------------------- THANKS: This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Captain Howdy, BaronMunchausen, Coresink, Vitaliy, bananaprince, Vitaliy, Flobbit, AlbertTatlock, A Rory Borealis, sinisterduck & macroscian. Image challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke. Anal sex, good for your tum, the more you bum the more you cum. Subjlols via > ------------------------------------------------- TOP TIP: Make people think that you are James Bond by getting them to look at you through a toilet roll tube. (NoStrings)
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