VOL 1287 - Jan. 15, 2014 - Strange Job Descriptions in the Real World

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SPORTS FUN AND FROLIC - COLLEGE & NFL TAILGATING FOOTBALL GAMES

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Strange "Questions"

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happened to the first 6 UP's?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Job Descriptions in the Real World

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.


A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
(Charles R. Darwin)

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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INCREDIBLE HOCKEY SKILLS! - PLAYER SMACKS PILE OF HOCKEY PUCKS SENDING ONE ROLLING ALONG THE LEDGE WHICH HE PROMPTLY KNOCKS OFF! - WOW! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/190426.html


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STRANGE MILITARY FUN - JAPANESE NAVY PAINTS HUGE CARTOON CHARACTER ON SIDE OF NAVY FRIGATE! - CHECK IT OUT! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/190461.html


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STRANGE FIRE DEPARTMENT PROBLEMS - FIRE CHIEF'S EX-WIFE CATCHES FIRE - HER RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST RESULTS IN IT BURNING DOWN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190465.html


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1934 "MODERN HOME" FROM THE MONTGOMERY WARD CATALOG - $1029.00! TWO STORY 3 BEDROOM PREFAB HOUSE KIT! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/190470.html


SCARY OLDE SPORTS HISTORY - THE FACE OF A NHL HOCKEY GOALIE BEFORE THE USE OF PROTECTIVE MASKS - SCARS! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/190471.html


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WHY I LOST MY JOB SERIES - COFFIN FLIES OUT REAR WINDOW OF HEARSE DURING TRANSIT - SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET FIRED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190473.html


STRANGE OFFICE FURNITURE - FULL SIZE COOPER MINI HOLLOWED OUT AND USED AS A WORK STATION/DESK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190474.html


STRANGE LITTLE FUNNY COLORED DOGGIE - MALTESE WITH PURPLE EARS AND FEET - PINK BODY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190475.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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- Top 10 Strangest Pageants in the World - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/162251.html


- 4 Strange Things Chili Peppers Can Do - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/161963.html


- 11 Celebrities Who Overcame Dyslexia - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/161668.html


- Strange Vehicle Facts and History - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/161397.html


- The Strange History of French Fries - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/183426.html


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