Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 928 - August 11, 2010

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com -

3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS!

We have added three new features that you have been asking for.

1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES

"NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others' scores!"

NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/games.html

2. Auto Image Centering - no need to scroll down and center the image anymore!

3. New Utility Bar on top right and bottom of each image page which allows direct connect to 12 POPULAR Social Networking and News sites - FaceBook - MySpace - Reddit - Twitter - Digg - Stumbleupon - Yahoo - Google.

Now it's easier than ever to share and store your favorite images and jokes!

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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange Celebrity Quotes:

Have you been playing a long time?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test… -- Prince Philip

I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak… -- Linda Evangelista

I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time… -- Martha Stewart

I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day… -- Linda Evangelista

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to… -- Linda Evangalista

I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much… -- Pamela Anderson

I feel my best when I'm happy… -- Winona Ryder

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada… -- Britney Spears

I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes… -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan

I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike

Mittwoch, 11. August 2010

Vol 928 - August 11, 2010 - Beer Label Warnings

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