NEW 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBERS COMING THIS WEEK!
---------------------
NEW! - MySpace Members - Please NOTE that we have just added a TAB on each Joke Page and Image Page that NOW Makes it Easy for you to add "Strange" Items to your Individual MySpace pages! Just CLICK on the Bottom Right MySpace ICON! It's Quick & Easy!
------------------------
Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?
Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"
http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html
==================================
Strange Dying Words of Famous People:
I am still alive!
Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus)
~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD
Don't let poor Nelly (his mistress, Nell Gwynne) starve.
~~ Charles II, King of England and Scotland, d. 1685
That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
Josephine...
~~ Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor, May 5, 1821
I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702
==================================
Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too effed up to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
==================================
Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
==================================
STRANGE CUSTOM CARS - TENNIS SHOE CAR! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/147796.html
STRANGE NASA EQUIPMENT - LIVING PODS ON WHEELS - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/148377.html
STRANGE STUNTS - ROBERT OVERCRACKER - OVER NIAGARA FALLS ON A JET SKI - 1995 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/148403.html
THE BEATLES - WITH MOHAMMED ALI - 1973 - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/148582.html
DANGEROUS SURFING - THE BIG WAVES - HUGE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/148590.html
THE ORIGINAL BATMOBILE ! - FRONT VIEW - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/148603.html
4 F-117'S IN PERFECT FORMATION! - AWESOME! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/148621.html
STRANGE HORSES - STRANGE BODY PAINT! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/148636.html
HEY KIDS - WHO'S STUPID? - SCHOOL MARQUEE - "LITERACACY" NIGHT! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/148648.html
STRANGE STRETCH MOTORCYCLE SCHOOL BUS! - - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/148650.html
STRANGE ENTRANCES - TEETH & BIG MOUTH DOORWAYS! - DRAGON - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/148658.html
STRANGE PUPPY TIME - BIG & LITTLE BOXER! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/148687.html
DAVID BOWIE - POLICE MUG SHOT! ROCHESTER N.Y, 1976 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/148699.html
SURFING DANGERS - SHARK CIRCLES MAN ON SURF BOARD - 2 - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/148701.html
F-15 HEADING OFF INTO THE SUNSET - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/148710.html
STRANGE ARTILLERY - 'ATOMIC ANNIE' DELIVERED 500 lb NUKE - 1950's - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/148712.html
STRANGE FLYING AUTO - THE AEROCAR - 1949 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/148713.html
BIG LION AND TINY WHITE MOUSE ON IT'S NOSE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/148757.html
==================================
The Featured Pix Category This Week - STRANGE ALBUM & CD COVERS - STRANGE BOOKS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/100362_1.html
==================================
The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Top 10 Unsolved Murders - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/148262.html
The Strange History of the Slinky - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/148523.html
Pilot Handles Blonde Who Insists On Staying in First Class - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/148683.html
Strange Scrabble Trivia - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/148703.html
How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/113234.html
Smilies - (Computer Keyboard Images) - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/22583.html
Smilies - New - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/22245.html
==================================
The Featured New Category This Week - STRANGE ALBUM & CD COVERS - STRANGE BOOKS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/111_1.html
==================================
Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites
Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/
Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/
Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/
Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/
Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/
All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/
Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/
Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/
Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/
Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/
Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/
Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/
==========================
********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)
Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!
#1 Stranger
---------------------
HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED!
Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings
http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055
------------------------
Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html
Keine Kommentare:
Kommentar veröffentlichen