Sonntag, 1. März 2009

Vol 777 - Mar. 01, 2009 - You might be in Education if.......

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Strange "Sports" Quotes:

Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that. (Bill Shankly)

Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing. (Vince Lombardi)

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules. (George Orwell)

Serious sport is war minus the shooting. (George Orwell)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Emo Philips)

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Darrin Weinberg)

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. (Kim Fletcher)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You might be in Education if..


1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.

3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.

4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.

5. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

6. You think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce.

7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge".

8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

9. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

11. You want to choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."

12. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"


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