Sonntag, 15. März 2009

Vol 781 - Mar. 15, 2009 - Are You Ready for a Strange St. Patrick's Day?

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Strange Definitions:

WHAT IS AN IRISHMAN
An Irishman is a man who?

May not believe there is a God,
but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope...

Won't eat meat on Friday,
but will drink Jameson for breakfast.....

Has great respect for the truth,
he uses in emergencies...

Sees things not as they are
but the way they never will be.....

Cries at sad movies,
but cheers in battle....

Hates the English,
but reserves his cruelty for countryman....

Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland.....

Believes in civil rights,
but not in his neighborhood...

Believes to forgive is divine,
therefore doesn't exercise it himself....

Loves religion for its own sake,
but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbors....

Scorns money,
but worships those who have it...

Considers any Irishman who
achieves success to be a traitor...

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You Might be a Leprechaun if.......

Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison


You snicker uncontrollably all the way through "Darby O'Gill And The Little People."

Your record collection is stocked only with very short artists, Paula Abdul, Sheena Easton, Prince, Phil Collins.

When you see a rainbow, you get a greedy little look in your eye. (Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!)

In your cupboard there is nothing but Lucky Charms cereal.

Every time you get your paycheck, you convert it into gold coins and bury it somewhere.

You insist on dancing a jig on your way to work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends.

You've been under a rock for the past few years.

You just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)

You try to pick up women by saying "Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."

When you eat good food, you say it is "magically delicious,".

And the number one way you can tell you might be a Leprechaun:

You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss, drink and wear green a lot!


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