Sonntag, 28. Dezember 2008

Vol 759 - Dec. 28, 2008 - Strange Computer Women - Which Type Are You?

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"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." Howard Aiken

"Life is moderately good play with a badly written third act." Truman Capote

"He who stops being better stops being good." Oliver Cromwell

"Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone." Rodney Dangerfield

"Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime? It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil." Marquis de Sade

"Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them." Paul Hawken

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Computer Women - Which Type Are You?

a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!!

c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.

d.. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.

e.. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun!

f.. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running .!!!

g.. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.

h.. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

i.. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!!

j.. E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

k.. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.


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