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If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck - Elvis Presley
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. - Anonymous
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In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra…Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - If They're Drinking This - They are.......
A number of New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and crazy.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
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