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Strange 'Questions':
Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright
What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Strange Business Signs
Signs
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
*Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
*At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
*On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
*On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
*Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
*At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
*On a plastic surgeon's office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
*At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
*On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
*In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
*On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
*At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
*On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
*In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
*On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
*At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
*Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
*In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
*At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
*In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry .. Come on in and get fed up."
*In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
*At a propane filling station, "Tank heaven for little grills."
*And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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