Freitag, 14. März 2014

[b3ta] Furby loves Siri

 

This Week:

* CAMERON - remixed for LOLs

* NUMBERS - form an entertaining game of some kind

* DRAG QUEENS - who are really world leaders


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B3ta email 623 - 14 Mar 2014


Poke at this issue with a stick:

http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue623


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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

 Politics, Ghosts and Innuendo


 >> Breaking Down The Budget <<

 "Had to be done," bemoans swedemason. Political

 samples demonstrate just how different the

 parties really are.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Breaking_Down_The_Budget



 >> SPOOK TRAIN Official Trailer <<

 "This is a kickstarter advert posing as a fake

 film trailer," explains Splattermation auteur

 leehardcastle. "Cheers to fellow b3tan Cyriak

 for the choon 'Something'."

http://www.b3ta.com/links/SPOOK_TRAIN_Official_Trailer_HD



 >> Wind turbine maintenance <<

 " I made this to commemorate the ERECTION of a

 massive turbine just a mile or so from my

 house," trills Black Moon.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wind_turbine_maintenance



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: USVSTH3M BOLLOCKS

 The other project that's sort of B3taish


 * The Hivemind Experiment - Are you in tune or

 independent? We'll ask you a series of word

 associations to test whether you're an

 independent thinker or fully attuned to

 the human zeitgeist.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/hivemind-experiment/



 * Amateur Hacker Simulator - You are a hacker

 and you must break into the War Room. Luckily,

 it's secured with the 100 most ridiculously

 commonly-used passwords - how many can you guess?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/amateur-hacker-simulator/



 * Which 8-bit Computer Are You? - Spectrum, C64,

 BBC or Amstrad?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/which-8-bit-computer-are-you/



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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates


 >> 2048 game <<

 Use your arrow keys to move the tiles. When two

 tiles with the same number touch, they merge

 into one. It's not Numberwang but it's still good.

http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/



 >> Jane and Peter learn some new words <<

 Spoof of the Learning-to-Read books that were

 inflicted on us when we were little - but

 updated and rather warped.

http://imgur.com/gallery/9lkFz


 And the sequel:

http://imgur.com/gallery/3HIpZ



 >> 'Chat' magazine' top tips <<

 Collected onto a single page. Full of insanity

 and a weird obsession with sanitary towels.

http://m.imgur.com/a/4OEQN



 >> Horribly-designed products <<

 Designer Katerina Kamprani creates deliberately

 useless object. Our favourite? That ridiculous

 fork on a chain.

http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/704875



 >> World "leaders" as drag queens <<

 We didn't put leaders in inverted commas as a

 satirical statement, it's just Osama Bin Laden

 is one of the famous men made over as a drag

 queen in this clever, Gilliamesque animation.

http://www.sainthoax.com/wdyo.html



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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 Like telly but not shit. Mostly.

 

 * What Seinfeld's mind would be like

 If he went mad.

http://tinyurl.com/qhykooc



 * Website model involuntarily dances. Is this

 secretly a viral ad for a US clothing company?

 Charming nevertheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C_u7D6Lp4



 * Furby talking to Siri. Imagine if Siri really

 is interpreting that correctly. *Chills*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18UmoIu8lII



 * Amusing Yorkshire dub of Rebecca Black's

 Friday. Sure, it's a bit of an old meme to be

 riffing off but that doesn't make this any less

 funny.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1148013/



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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

 Results from the Interesting TV Challenge


 Last week we wanted you to make TV more

 interesting. Because someone has to, FFS.


 Your favourites included:

 * FAMILIES: celebrity genealogy with truth

 and swearing (Christian's Bolt and Ski)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11063746

 * STING: men flee beehive in punning

 sitcom scenario (Mystery_Bob)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11062834

 

 * TREK: to boldly go where no man has gone

 before, Craggy Island version (Ninj)  

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11064618


 

 All these images, and the highest as voted by

 you can be found here:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/interesting-tv/



 >> New challenge: The Deep <<

 This week, dolphinwhisperer asks, "What's

 right down at the very bottom of the

 sea?". It's a very good question, and one

 we'd like you to answer via the medium of

 this week's image challenge.

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/the-deep/



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 THANKS:

 This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

 David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by colmcq2,

 Pissflaps, moon monkey, Uncle Albert,

 BaronMunchausen, The Tramp Surveyor,

 and Mastarbeiter.

 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

 

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 TOP TIP:

 Avoid having to use the phrase, "It's always in

 the last place you look..." by continuing to

 search for something long after you have

 actually found it.

 (NoStrings)

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