Mittwoch, 19. August 2009

Vol 826 - Aug 19, 2009 - Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Things That Are Difficult to say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Indubitably

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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

"Thanks, but I don't want to have $ex"

"Nope, no more booze for me"

"Sorry, but you're not really my type"

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