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"The telephone company is urging people to please not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins tickets to caller number 95." - Los Angeles d. j. (after the February 1990 earthquake)
"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock." - Ben Hecht
"Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive." - G. K. Chesterton
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." - Mae West
"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean." - G. K. Chesterton
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." - Anonymous
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Idiot Instructions on Actual Products
Here are actual package instructions found by actual people on actual products.
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ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
"Product will be hot after heating."
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
"Do not iron clothes on body."
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
"Warning keep out of children."
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
"Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
"Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"
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