Mittwoch, 2. April 2008

Vol 682 - April 2, 2008 - Strange and Stupid Internet Company Names

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Strange Police Quotes:

"The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision." - Edwin Meese

"My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime." - Frederick Donald Coggan

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." - Tommy Cooper

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." - Mayor Marion Barry

"When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality." - Al Capone

"The police are not here to create disorder. The police are here to preserve disorder." - Mayor Richard Daley

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange and Stupid Internet Company Names

The following are all legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online domain name might appear ... and be misread.

These are not made up. Check them out...

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

www.whorepresents.com


2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:

www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:

www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:

www.therapistfinder.com


5. There's the Italian Power Generator company:

www.powergenitalia.com


6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery.com .

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:

www.ipanywhere.com .

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is:

www.cummingfirst.com .

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:

www.speedofart.com .

Submitted by John V.


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