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Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."--
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - 12 Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
SIGNS YOU'VE CHOSEN A "NO FRILLS" AIRLINE
1. They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
4. You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
5. Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
6.The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
7. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
8. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
9. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
10. No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
11. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
12. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
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