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Quotes & Wisdumb From The Stars
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out." - Dolly Parton
"Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb." - Former supermodel Helena Christensen admits she can speak six languages
"I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a mafioso pallbearer." - Sylvester Stallone
"I have everything I had twenty years ago - except now it's all lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."- Rita Rudner
"I am a deeply superficial person."- Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987)
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"
Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:
"No, not to Stevie Wonder."
"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
"Does this tie make me look stupid?"
"No hablo ingles."
"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."
"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."
"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
"Whoa! A talking couch!!"
"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
Submitted by Sean
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