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Best Quote Of 2007
By Chris Rock, American comedian 2-28-07
"You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Doc-isms What They Say & What They Really Mean
A little list of "Doc-isms"
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"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.
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I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you.
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The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
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I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
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He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.
"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.
"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.
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The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.
"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.
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