Vol 929 - August 15, 2010 - If She's Drinking This - They are.......

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Strange Quotes:

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck - Elvis Presley

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. - Anonymous

Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late. - Rita Coolidge

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. - Bobby Kelton

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra…Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - If They're Drinking This - They are.......

A number of New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE ANCIENT WEAPONS - BLUNDERBUSS PISTOLS WITH BAYONETS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165605.html

JAPANESE PEARL HARBOR DEC 7, 1941 AERIAL PHOTOS - RARELY SEEN - HICKAM FIELD BURNING - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/165941.html

STRANGE & UNUSUAL WEDDING DRESSES - WHIFFLE BALLS - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/166203.html

OLDE TOUR de FRANCE BICYCLE RACING PIX - c.1930'S - 1 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166293.html

CANADIAN MILITARY JET CF-18 CRASHES AT ALBERTA AIRSHOW - PILOT EJECTS - 1 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/166378.html

STRANGE AIRPLANE - COLLINS SNOW CONE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/166657.html

STRANGE SCARY INSECT PHOTOS ELECTRON MICROSCOPE - HOUSE DUST MITE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166931.html

STRANGE CARNIVAL COSTUMES AND PARADE FLOATS - WILD! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/167009.html

STRANGE RUSSIAN MILITARY AIRCRAFT - TURBOCRAFT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/167082.html

SOVIET YAK 52 - RUSSIAN TRAINER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/167163.html

THE 30 WORST BASEBALL CARDS IN HISTORY - ROBERTS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167209.html

PARIS HILTON AS MARILYN MONROE - 1 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/167242.html

CLASSIC PONTIAC'S - 1954 BONNEVILLE SPECIAL - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167247.html

1966 OLDSMOBILE TORNADO CUSTOM PICK -UP - http://www.strangevehicle.com/content/item/167268.html

SPICE BUSH SWALLOWTAIL CATERPILLAR - 8 - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/167283.html

IGOR VOVKOVINSKIY - WORLD'S TALLEST MAN - 7'8 - 5 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167296.html

FARMING & RANCHING FUN - BRONCO RIDING - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/167306.html

HMNZS WELLINGTON - LEANDER CLASS FRIGATE - FIREBALL - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/167331.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES

http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/101121_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Facts About Bananas - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/167200.html

Strange Useless Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167201.html

Top 10 Strange Rock & Roll Oldies Myths - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/167202.html

Strange One-in-a-Million Friendship - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/167203.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES

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[b3ta] "B3ta Talks to Brian Blessed"

 

This Week:
* BRIAN BLESSED - WE TALK TO HIM!
* SHOUTING - OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING
* DID WE MENTION - BRIAN BLESSED?

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B3ta email 441 - 13 Aug 2011

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: SPONSORED LINK
Phill Jupitus's radio book thing

Oooh we haven't sold an ad, so doing the
traditional linky to last purchase on Amazon
thing. This time, it's stand-up comedian and
radio presenter Phill Jupitus's book on his
experiences at Radio 6 and the Breakfast Show -
essential reading for anyone interested in the
whole "close down Radio 6" debate of recent
times. Funniest bit? When Dale Winton rubs
Phill's stomach and says, "I do like a balcony
over the playroom."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0007313853/b3ta-21

>> Sponsor B3ta <<
Want this space? Then talk to us.
http://b3ta.com/mailus/

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Stuff, things and nonsense

>> Homer Vader <<
Quick and dirty Star Wars redub by Bela
Lugosi's Dad, with Homer Simpson as the
black-clad Imperial badass.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Homer_Simpson_is_Darth_Vader

>> Flash Theatre <<
"You know what people of London don't seem to
like?" queries joehmbunn. "Strange, hairy men
coming up to them with large, grubby macs and
exposing something. So, bored one day, we
thought we could fix this."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Flash_Theatre

>> Febreze Redubbed. <<
Haha, this is so awful! Joehmbunn's revoicing
of the Febreze ad is rude and creepy and it
really made us laugh. A work of art!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Febreze_Redubbed

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BRIAN BLESSED INTERVIEW - Rich writes, "Just
wanted to say thanks for the big-ups on the
Blessed Sat Nav Campaign, you might have
noticed is all done and dusted. Just
wondering if there’s anything Blessed-related
you might like? I can certainly get a bit of
audio/video for B3ta?" Yep. Let's do this. A
B3ta interview with the Blessed - and here it
is: 22 minutes of your fearless leader Rob
chatting to Brian on the phone, and we've
learned the following:

* BRIAN WANTS A FACEBOOK CAMPAIGN TO SEND HIM
TO THE MOON - can you help him? "We are the
children of stardust, we need to get out there"

* BRIAN CAN TALK FOR ENGLAND - and is very keen
on Kenneth Branagh, THE MOON and mountains.

* BRIAN HAS TO SAY GORDON'S ALIVE 50 TIMES A
DAY - and he's not bored of it.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_Interviews_Brian_Blessed

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Beautiful Moments (Pt 2)

Last week we asked for more of your beautiful
moments - lovely things you've seen out and
about. Go read Lardyboy's tale of a 24-year
courtship and have a little cry:
http://b3ta.com/questions/beautifulmoments2/

Here's three shorties:

* "Eight years ago I got in line for a cashier
at the local Sainsbury's. In front of me was a
small blond-haired boy, filled with the joys of
a carefree life, a lifetime of discovery and
adventure ahead of him. On the slidey rubber
mat was his only selection: two fun-sized
packets of Haribo Starmix; in his hand was his
precious pocket money. He turned to look at me,
a jaded, tall, blond student with a fraction of
his student loan in his pocket. On the rubber
slidey mat was my only selection: two massive
packets of Haribo Starmix." (grey matter)

* "My six year-old little sister is sitting on
my knee in the car. I can hear her humming and
then do some sort of amateur beatbox drum
sound, and then whisper 'miaow, miaow' to
herself. I also noticed she was moving her
hands in an odd fashion. It took a moment to
click, but she was being keyboard cat." (Amberl)

* "In Basingstoke, we once saw a large and
perfectly vertical dog turd in the middle of
the pedestrianised area. Not even the slightest
lean; it was like a brown, fissured Saturn V
rocket waiting for blast-off." (rogerzilla)

>> This Week's Question <<
Ever had a little white lie build out of
control into a monster with a life all of its
own? C'mon, we've all done it:
http://b3ta.com/questions/pantsonfire/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Monotone music <<
Elderly curmudgeons complain that using
computers has removed the tunes from popular
music. Here's a genuine attempt to do just
that, with mixed results.
http://snurl.com/doopdoopdoop

>> People with iPhones have more sex <<
Deep data analysis from some nerdy types who
run an online dating agency. They showed
profile pictures for people to rate for
attractiveness, then looked at which cameras
were used to take them. Turns out only uggos
use a Motorola cameraphone.
http://bit.ly/bUoNd8

>> Young me, now me. <<
Zefrank's ongoing photo project, where people
re-enact pictures taken when they were children.
http://www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme/

>> Illustrating a plane journey <<
Bored artist documents his 12-hour plane
trip with charming drawings and cabin fever.
http://snurl.com/planeyplane

>> Your beautiful eyes close-up <<
Some nice macro-photography, although some of
it almost has an opti-goatse quality to it.
http://snurl.com/eyesarepoo

>> 4chan captcha art <<
The MS Paint crowd tackle the nonsensical
phrases you have to type these days to show
you're not a T-800 or something.
http://captchart.tumblr.com/

>> Vintage Tokyo subway posters <<
Delightfully inventive informational posters
show you how to behave on Japanese public
transport. Not crossing your legs or forgetting
your brolly rather than, uh, firing lasers from
your eyes and raping passers-by with your
pseudopods.
http://snurl.com/subwaysyeahwoo

>> Pencil-tip sculptures <<
Absolutely exquisite works of art carved from
the tip of a pencil. Don't try this at home
kids, as it will make you blind and constipated.
http://snurl.com/penciltips

>> "Misused" quotation marks <<
Always a classic, check out the unintended
disturbing double-meanings of signs made by the
"ignorant".
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Radio with "pictures"

>> Be-hatted keyboard mastery <<
Cheerful chappy goofs around on the keyboard,
with surprisingly impressive results. If you're
not familiar electronic composer Ronald
Jenkees, here's a good place to start.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/After_I_spat_my_tea_out

>> It's okay to be a loner <<
No, it really is. Watch this touching,
thoughtful vid about being alone and feel
reassured. In your lonely single room.
http://snurl.com/lonerslonely

>> The Justin Bieber Show <<
Loveable pop moppet Bieber hits your screen
again, in this cartoon sitcom. Featuring
Justin's amazing friends.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_Justin_Bieber_Show

>> Kitty, come and meet the new puppy! <<
If cats could speak, this would cover every
conversation you'd have with one.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Kitty_come_and_meet_the_new_puppy

>> Dinner-time Dad tricks <<
Sneaky French father amusingly pranks his
unsuspecting daughter.
http://snurl.com/frenchyfun

>> You're Not From Newport <<
Newport-based rappers Goldie Lookin Chain horn
in on the youTube clickiness enjoyed by that
Newport State of Mind tune. Probably requires
very specific local knowledge to get the
fullest enjoyment.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Youre_Not_From_Newport

>> Cat-eating watermelon <<
Sorry, misplaced hyphen. This cat likes to eat
slices of melon. Good times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3cHNObcEh8

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Rectanus!

Noelbailey writes in with a linky to a facebook
account of someone with the surname Rectanus -
amusing enough but we felt pointing you lot to
it might be a bit like cyberbullying so we've
been googling away for people with the same
surname and found a book about protecting
workers' rights by Lori Rectanus. (Lorry
wrecked anus? That's what they all say.)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0756709024/b3ta-21

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Pope Challenge

Last week we wanted you to celebrate the
arrival of the Pope on our shores by designing
appropriate merchandise

Your favourites included:

* BUSTING - Everybody sing... I ain't 'fraid of
no popes (Sub Rosa's Hubby)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10149830

* DISASTER - b3ta meme revived to triumphant
Papal approval (Peter Davison)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10145293

* BREAKFAST - Kellogs launch saucy cereal to
celebrate visit (Clueless Egg Cunt)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10145613

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/pope/

>> New challenge: Dragon's Den <<
Dragons Den is back on our boxes - only last
week some crank got 100K for attaching a pencil
sharpener to a golf pitch fork. This challenge
is to 'shop other shit inventions with which to
impress the Dragons.'
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/dragonsden/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* LITTLE GIRL VS CYRIAK, our animating genius
chum writes, "Little girl watching one of my
videos, kind of cute, although it does look
like her brain is downloading a virus half way
through."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/little_girl_watching_one_of_my_videos

* BROKEN SNAIL ART LINKS - Hampster Squared
writes, "Seeing as it was newslettered, this is
indeed the glassiest of surprised German
forklifts. However, due to the attention my
site got, it had a nervous breakdown as it
couldn't cope with the volume of traffic. My
artwork, the painted snails and other slight
madnesses were very hard to get to. I'm pretty
sure this is fixed now - but if any of you feel
so inclined, would you have a quick stare at it
and let me know if the images are loading
properly/taking less than three years to
appear?" Fixed now - have another look.
http://www.tilla.co.uk/

* INTERVIEW WITH DENISE WILTON - oooh, you
lucky people, stick his on your iPod, lie
back and think of B3ta.
http://shiftrunstop.co.uk/2010/08/10/denise-wilton-trailer/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* PAYPALROULETTE.COM - Each page load randomly
either credits or debits your paypal account.
("Credit goes to @codebeard who was grumping
this lunchtime about how much a friend was
making at sportingbet.com just serving flashing
.gifs and random colours", writes Mike Trinder.)

* SINISTER HAND SHANDY - Is anyone here
ambiwanktrous? Can you crack one out to
completion with either hand?

* RUBBER BAND TRAMPOLINE - Can you make a
trampoline for your pet hamster by stretching a
couple of hundred rubber bands over a biscuit
tin?

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by prince-igor, Herb
Alpert's Taxi driver, Sn0tters, jambox,
pissflaps, sinisterduck, BourbonBiscuits2,
Hellzapoppin, Paster of Muppets, Proboscisface,
Cliff Richard's porn stash, via K-Lyd.
Additional linkage and image challenge by
Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

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Order chips without salt to get the fresh
batch. (sverreco)

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Vol 928 - August 11, 2010 - Beer Label Warnings

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3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS!

We have added three new features that you have been asking for.

1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES

"NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others' scores!"

NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/games.html

2. Auto Image Centering - no need to scroll down and center the image anymore!

3. New Utility Bar on top right and bottom of each image page which allows direct connect to 12 POPULAR Social Networking and News sites - FaceBook - MySpace - Reddit - Twitter - Digg - Stumbleupon - Yahoo - Google.

Now it's easier than ever to share and store your favorite images and jokes!

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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange Celebrity Quotes:

Have you been playing a long time?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test… -- Prince Philip

I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak… -- Linda Evangelista

I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time… -- Martha Stewart

I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day… -- Linda Evangelista

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to… -- Linda Evangalista

I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much… -- Pamela Anderson

I feel my best when I'm happy… -- Winona Ryder

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada… -- Britney Spears

I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes… -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan

I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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STRANGE ARMORED MILITARY MEDICAL VEHICLES, TRANSPORTS & AMBULANCES - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/165920.html

STRANGE & UNUSUAL WEDDING DRESSES - TWISTED LONG BALLOONS! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/166202.html

STRANGE MILITARY TRANSPORT - CARGO - REFUELING - AWACS - ANGEL FLARES - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/166247.html

STRANGE BICYCLE RACING PROBLEMS - ACCIDENTS - SPILLS - FUN - TOUR de FRANCE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166329.html

STRANGE CUSTOM CARS AND MOTORCYCLES - STRANGE REAR ENGINE CHROME TRIKE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/166566.html

STRANGE 3-D PHOTOS & IMAGES - 7 - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/166851.html

STRANGE SCARY INSECT PHOTOS ELECTRON MICROSCOPE - COMMON HOUSEFLY - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/166930.html

STRANGE CARNIVAL COSTUMES AND PARADE FLOATS - WILD! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/166992.html

THE STRANGE WATER WHEEL OF FALKIRK SCOTLAND - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/167115.html

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - HOTEL BATHROOM PROBLEM - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/167116.html

JOHN LENNON IN CENTRAL PARK - 1977 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/167118.html

USS RAMAGE DDG-61 - GUIDED MISSLE DESTROYER - GREAT BOW ON SHOT! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/167156.html

LITTLE KIDS DOESN'T LIKE DADDY SMOKING! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/167157.html

STRANGE LITTLE BICYCLE CART POLICE VEHICLE
- http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/167158.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - MISC - ALL SPORTS - GYMNASTICS - HORSE RACING - SKYDIVING

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/100032_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Business Facts - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/119816.html

Strange - The 10 Worst Website Names - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/119156.html

Words to Live By at Work - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/114820.html

The Top Ten Lies Of Business Gurus!!! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/113222.html

Top Ten Slogans Rejected by Venture Capitalists - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/113223.html

Strange Tips and Hints - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/114317.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - MISC - ALL SPORTS - GYMNASTICS - HORSE RACING - SKYDIVING

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Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

-----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ----------

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

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Strange Proverbs

A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. - Russian Proverb

A drink precedes a story. - Irish Proverb

A drowning man is not troubled by rain. - Persian Proverb

Better wear out shoes than sheets. - Scottish Proverb

Every ass loves to hear himself bray. - Proverb of Unknown Origin

Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom. - French Proverb

He that marries for money will earn it. - American Proverb

Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one. - Chinese Proverb

Lend your money and lose your friend.- English Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Just How Dumb Are You Quiz

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

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STRANGE MILITARY TRANSPORT - CARGO - REFUELING - AWACS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/166256.html

STRANGE HIGH SPEED ANIMAL PHOTOS - ARCHER FISH - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166383.html

SEXY PRODUCT MODELS FROM THE 1960'S - AUSTIN HEALEY - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/166614.html

NAVY HELICOPTER - HARD LANDING LOSES TAIL ROTOR - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/166664.html

STRANGE OLDE POLICE REVOLVER CAMERA - 1938 - 2 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166795.html

STRANGE 3-D PHOTOS & IMAGES - 10 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166848.html

ANTONOV AN-225 "MRIYA" - AIR SHOW - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/166905.html

POSSIBLY THE WORLD'S WORST MOM? - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/166922.html

STRANGE SCARY INSECT PHOTOS ELECTRON MICROSCOPE - CAT FLEA - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/166927.html

STRANGE RUSSIAN T-54 TANK ON THE WATER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/166955.html

WORLD'S UGLIEST SUPER CAR - MITSUOKA ORACHI - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/166956.html

AMAZING TRANSPARENT GLASSWING BUTTERFLY (GRETA OTO) - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/166969.html

STRANGE CARNIVAL COSTUMES AND PARADE FLOATS - WILD! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/166988.html

STRANGE PROPELLER DRIVEN TRAIN - JUNE 1931 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/167085.html

STRANGE WWII MILITARY EQUIPMENT - GERMAN "DRIVE OVER" MINE EXPLODER! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/167086.html

STRANGE SPINNING KICK BALL ACTION GIF - RIGHT TO THE FACE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/167087.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/27_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange and Scary Legends Around the World - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/166890.html

Woman Claims Dell Tech in India Stole Her Nude Photos, Ripped Her Off - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/166891.html

Mom-isms - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/114496.html

Strange Misunderstood Lyrics - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/113494.html

Words to Live By at Work - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/113504.html

You Might Be From Texas if......... - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/114764.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES

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Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/

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-----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ----------

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Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

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This Week:
* ROCKY - Official B3ta Cat video
* SNAILS - With paintings on their backs
* PETER SERAFINOWICZ - Interviewed by B3tans

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Snails, Cats, Zoos, and Bonobos

>> Snail painting <<
"About, well, must be two years ago you had a
suggestion in the newsletter about using snails
as tea lights," begins Hampster Squared. "I'm
an artist and I work with live insects and
plants, but had no idea how drawing would fit
in with the rest of what I was working on. The
snails were a revelation. So I've spent the
past two or so years painting on snail shells.
Have a look at some of them:
http://www.tilla.co.uk/gallery-detail.php?gallery_id=8

>> Rocky The Cat <<
"I wrote a song about my cat," says Rob "He's
sort of awful but I do rather like him despite
what I say." Rocky is a naughty cat and he
genuinely would kill and eat you if he could.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5PLT4dHM4

>> Lego zoo <<
"Since I never saw a zoo made out of lego, I
thought I'd make one," exclaims mediocre. We
applaud his ambition.
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/217458

>> Bonobo and Me <<
"We were asked by the guys at Hat Trick Digital
to make a short film in just one week based on
the theme of 'leadership'," squeals Ornsack.
"This was the result!"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Bonobo_and_Me

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: PETER SERAFINOWICZ Q&A
'Male comedienne' answers your questions

Our long awaited interview with Britain's best
comedian is live, very exiting news for all
comedy fans. Serafinowicz tells jokes and
delivers the occasional insight. Top notch.
Sample bit: "If you could punch any animal in
the zoo, what would it be? My birthday!"
http://www.b3ta.com/interview/peterserafinowicz/

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Ouch

Last week you asked for your ouchiest moments.
Never underestimate a b3tan's ability to fall
over and twat themselves in the nethers:
http://b3ta.com/questions/ouch/

* "My wife at my cousins wedding was 2.5
bottles of wine in after three hours. Just
after the speeches I took her back to the hotel
room in the hope of she'd have a snooze but she
flew into a rage, spouting, "we're never going
to get married. They've only been together five
minutes. You don't love me..." etc. She stormed
off into the darkened bathroom, went to sit on
the toilet but sat on the bidet. The spout on
the tap of bidet went straight up her arse and
broke her coccyx. I found her face down in her
make-up bag, sobbing the words, "the toilet bit
me." She couldn't sit down for four weeks."
(atdotslash)

* "At Finsbury Park tube station, standing up
one end of the platform, the end where the
train first emerges from the tunnel. The end
where it's still going fucking quickly: that's
where I was, standing with my feet near the
edge of the platform in a bit of a dream world.
I looked down and noticed a loose shoe lace. I
started to crouch down and a bit forward to do
it up... and woke up strapped in a stretcher
being carried up the spiral staircase. I'd
tried to stop the tube train with my head."
(Ring Of Fire)

* "I went to the doctors as a child with a
peanut stuck in my ear. He poured in some warm
chocolate and it later came out a Treat."
(Amorous Badger)

>> This Week's Question: Fluff <<
It's been five years since we asked for your
warm, fluffy, beautiful memories. Talk to us
here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/beautifulmoments2/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Christian propaganda lols <<
Cheap laffs at the expense of earnest,
well-meaning people. Well-meaning, but almost
unbelievably fucking stupid people.
Skateboarding Jesus = best thing ever.
http://snurl.com/yourgodisdeadhahaha

>> Happiest bear in the world <<
Candid shot of Kylie and 'friend'.
http://www.b3tards.com/u/d4c4c160c84406febe5f/kylie.jpg

>> Classic movie posters in black & red. <<
Minimalist movie dude Olly Moss does what he
does best with incredible black & red posters
much better than the originals. Why don't they
make posters like that these days? Possibly
they look amazing, but don't actually get
people into the cinema.
http://www.geekosystem.com/black-red-movie-posters-olly-moss/

>> Abbey Road webcam <<
Live coverage of the famous crossing. Any time
of day or night you can find Spanish tourists
re-enacting the Beatles album cover, and angry
drivers who just want to get where they're
going.
http://www.abbeyroad.com/visit/

>> Computational rephotography <<
Vintage Russian photography combined with
modern pics from the same vantage point to
create an unsettling effect.
http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/

>> "I am a text sex operator" <<
Bloke screencaps his time as a sex text
operator, pretending to be Kathy from Bristol
with 36Ds and wearing wellies, to fulfil the
punters' fetishes. Some great lines.
http://dearphoneii.blogspot.com/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like Youtube but with less videos

>> Wip3out... made of cardboard! <<
Fuck yes! Ancient race game Wipeout, recreated
with a cardboard track, a remote control car
and full arcade cabinet. Pretty much the
coolest thing ever.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/WipEout_made_of_cardboard

>> Eastenders the sitcom <<
If you think Eastenders is grim these days,
check out the 1986 Christmas special - now
improved with laugh track!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Eastenders_the_sitcom

>> Noel Coward Rehab <<
Archive footage of 'The Master' singing a
little ditty about how they tried to make him
go to Rehab but he wouldn't go. No no no.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Rm_Yu4Bns

>> Autotune rapist <<
The Autotune the News team continue to push the
envelope, with a musical number based on a rape
investigation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

>> Washing machine self-destructs <<
Skip ahead 50 seconds to see a washing machine
comically destroy itself.
http://snurl.com/brickybrickywashwash

The world was immediately all over this and
had their own remixes up in minutes:
http://b3ta.com/links/Washing_Machine_Self_Destructs_REMIX

>> Little raver <<
Wait for it, wait for it - oh, and the tune
drops! We can only assume he learned this from
watching his daddy.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Little_Raver

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
The Return of Goatse

Rib writes, "When Researching tyres here in NZ
I stumbled across this - definitely looks like
a goatse to me!"
http://www.pirelli.co.nz/web/default.page

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Prequel Challenge

Last week's challenging challenge is to invent
the movie & TV prequels to famous films: The
Dambuilders, Reservoir Puppies, Indiana Jones &
The Second-last Crusade, etc. Mental.

Our favourites included:

* MEMENTO 2 - of course! That's the sequel to
Memento. BTW: We're looking forward to seeing
Inception but haven't actually bothered yet.
Just thought we'd share our enthusiasm /
apathy. (yanmania)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10137933

* A CHEESE SANDWICH ON ELM STREET - has science
proved this wrong yet? We only get nightmares
when we remember about the bodies we've got
stacked up in the basement. (Bela Lugosi's Dad )
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10137699

* RAYMOND GOES FOR HIS MMR - one definitely
disproved by science. (Zak McFlimby)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10138020

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/prequels/

>> New challenge: Pope merchandise <<
The pope is visiting the UK soon, and the
merchandise is already on sale, but it's
rubbish. This week's challenge is to show the
Vatican what they should be selling to mark the
occasion. God will be delighted.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/pope/

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: FRIDAY GAME
Vampire Kittens

Your Ginger Fuhrer has organised one of those
flash game thingies for the E4 site - this time
designed by long time B3tan plasticmartians AKA
wideeye.
http://www.e4.com/game/vampire-kittens/play.e4

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* EBUTOUY.COM - Every Youtube vid backwards.
There are 16 old kids out there having their
first experiences with acid - give them
something to watch.

* AN EXPANDED VERSION OF THIS WIKI PAGE - with
all the artwork clearly displayed in one page,
we thought about doing it ourself but couldn't
be arsed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_controversial_album_art

* MACHINE THAT CLAPS EVERYTIME WE DO A POO -
ideal for kids and pensioners.

Send contributions via the mail form.
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at everything you send us.

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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Diamondflamer,
chickenlady, Proboscisface, TownsendsPublisher,
waz4444, MrGomez, Jimmy Savlon, Alpaca,
tweed_steed, Bob Todd, King of Beers, NIKCY
HEWGILLL, Cliff Richard's porn stash,
braindrop, WiL Additional linkage and image
challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW
bloke. Subjlols via Griffy Savalas.

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Vol 926 - August 04, 2010 - Strange Romantic Rhyme Contest

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NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!!

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Strange Gravestone Quotes:

"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices - Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
(Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr - (Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Clever Romantic Rhyme Contest

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Strange "Beer" Quotes

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee allot.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin

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For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. Here are some favorites.

Harlez-vous français?
CAN YOU DRIVE A FRENCH MOTOCYCLE?

Cogito Eggo Sum.
I THINK; THEREFORE I AM A WAFFLE.

Rigor morris.
THE CAT IS DEAD.

Repondez-vous s'il vous plaid.
HONK IF YOU'RE SCOTTISH.

Que sera serf.
LIFE IS FEUDAL.

Posh mortem.
DEATH STYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS.

Pro Bozo publico
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CLOWN.

Apès Moe le deluge.
LARRY AND MOE GOT WET.

Haste cuisine.
FAST FRENCH FOOD.

Veni, vidi, vice.
I CAME, I SAW, I PARTIED.

Mazel ton.
TONS OF LUCK.

Aloha oy.
LOVE; GREETINGS; FAREWELL; FROM SUCH A PAIN YOU SHOULD NEVER KNOW.

Visa la France.
DON'T LEAVE YOUR CHATEAU WITHOUT IT.

L'état, c'est moo.
I'M BOSSY AROUND HERE.

Cogito, ergo spud.
I THINK, THEREFORE I YAM.
(OK, more than 1 letter.)

Veni, vidi, velcro
I CAME, I SAW, I STUCK AROUND.
(OK, another exception.)

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