Samstag, 13. Juni 2015

VOL 1434 - June 14, 2015 - Strange Word Fun - Top 50 OXYMORON'S

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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STRANGE JUNE FUN!

Time For Some Strange Fun !


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STRANGE AND UNIQUE PLAYGROUNDS AROUND THE WORLD - ALL DIFFERENT KINDS

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Strange 'Questions':

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Top 50 OXYMORON'S

Top 50 OXYMORON'S

50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. American history

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

25. Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."

23. Synthetic natural gas

21. Passive aggression

20. Taped live

19. Clearly misunderstood

18. Peace force

17. Extinct Life

16. Temporary tax increase

15. Computer jock

14. Plastic glasses

13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science

10. Tight slacks

9. Definite maybe

8. Pretty ugly

7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

6. Diet ice cream

5. Rap music

4. Working vacation

3. Exact estimate

2. Religious tolerance

1. Microsoft Works


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE MILITARY EQUIPMENT - WATCH HOW THEY DIP HELMETS IN CAMOUFLAGE PAINT! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189527.html


STRANGE MEDICAL PROCEDURES - TONGUE SPLITTING - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195446.html


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IRAQI MILITARY HORROR STORY - THE SCARY TRUTH ABOUT THE 2300 HUMVEES AND 40 M1A1 BATTLE TANKS ISIS NOW HAS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/195490.html


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FUN ANIMAL PICTURES - FAMILY DOG CONGRATULATES BRIDE ON HER WEDDING DAY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/195495.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - WATER SPORTS - SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - DIVING - SURFING - KAYAK

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Going BANANAS! For Your Health - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195319.html


The Strange History of Haunted Wisconsin Summerwind Mansion - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/174703.html


Strange Food Facts about Great NFL Players in History - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/174702.html


Strange Uses For Alka-Seltzer - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/120928.html


Strange Virginia Laws - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/174299.html


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