VOL 1391 - Jan. 14, 2015 - Strange Car Insurance Explanations From Claim Forms

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Car Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms


1. 'I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.'

2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one (Irish).

5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

8. 'The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.'

9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.

11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.Strange but true car crash

14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterward informed that the cow was half-witted.

18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.Will and Guy's strange but true - Motor Quotes

20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

21. I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident happened.

22. After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favor.

23. I collided with a stationary tree.

24. There was no damage done to the car, as the gatepost will testify.

25. Ice on the road applied brakes causing skid.

26. One wheel went into a ditch. My foot jumped from brake to accelerator pedal, leapt across the road to the other side and jumped into the trunk of a tree.

27. The water in my radiator accidentally froze at 12 midnight.

28. I was taking a friend home and keeping two yards from each lamp post which were in a straight line. Unfortunately, there was a bend in the road bringing the right-hand lamp post in line with the other and of course I landed in a ditch.

29. I bumped into a lamp post which was obscured by human beings.

30. I bumped into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.
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31. I heard a horn blow and was struck violently in the back. Evidently a lady was trying to pass me.

32. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.

33. I can't give details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.

34. I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
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35. A lamp post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.

36. My car was stolen and I set up a human cry, but it has not been recovered.

37. The car in front stopped suddenly and I crashed gently into his luggage grid.

38. I left my car unattended for a minute, and whether by accident or design it ran away..

39. I was proceeding along the road at moderate speed when another car rushed out of a side turning and turned upside down in a ditch. It was his fault as he said..



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