VOL 1388 - Jan. 04, 2015 - Strange Senior Moments - Odds & Ends

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Senior Moments - Odds & Ends

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is because otherwise they would have to try to make a living under the laws they'd passed.

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.

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I was in the express lane at the store.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the fast-check-out-line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

The cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Imagine my delight!

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom: the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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Women and cats will do as they please.

Men and dogs should just relax and try to get used to the idea.

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked: "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man".

Ernest commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives".

Bob said: "I'd like them to say, "Look...... he's moving!"

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

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An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" she has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says

"Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old woman says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."



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