VOL 1360 - Sept 28, 2014 - Our Strange Brit Pals - You Might Be British IF..............

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

---------------------------------------

SEPTEMBER Fun !


------------------------

Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

------------------------

NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10456.html
IMAGES RECENTLY POSTED - OLDE PICTURES - LONDON ENGLAND - TURN OF THE CENTURY

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/news_2438.html
STRANGE TRAVELS - ENGLAND & IRELAND

http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/news_6569.html
STRANGE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - IS THIS REALLY A SPORT?

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_5963.html
STRANGE VEHICLES THAT RUN ON RAILROAD TRACKS - OLD & NEW

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_9671.html
STRANGE GUITARS - NEW - ALL SHAPES AND SIZES!

==================================

Strange "Insults With Class!"

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Might Be British IF..............


Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a

Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all?

Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET Coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

And finally...

In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

==================================

AMAZING EVOLUTION OF THE FORD MUSTANG FROM LAUNCH UP UNTIL TODAY! COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/192818.html


REPORTER QUITS JOB LIVE ON THE AIR AS IT IS REVEALED SHE IS PRESIDENT OF LOCAL MARIJUANA CLUB! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192856.html


STRANGE ROCK STAR FAVORITES - MADONNA'S $58,000 CHINCHILLA FUR COAT! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/192857.html


BEST OPTICAL ILLUSION OF THE YEAR CONTEST WINNER! - THE DYNAMIC EBBINGHAUS - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/192858.html


STRANGE FOOD FUN & STRANGE HOLIDAYS - AUGUST 12TH MELON DAY IN TURKMENISTAN! - http://www.strangcosmos.com/content/item/192860.html


CELEBRITIES PROVING THEY ARE MORONS! - NICOLE TRUFINO - AUSSIE VICTORIA SECRETS MODEL - INSIPID CAUSE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192862.html


WHY I LOST MY JOB SERIES - COLLEGE OF ARCHITECTURE AND PLANNING - NO C ON COLLEGE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192863.html


HIGHWAY DRIVING DANGER - SUV PASSING A NUMBER OF CARS & TRUCKS LOSES LEFT REAR TIRE! SPINS AROUND! - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/192865.html


STRANGE TALENTS - WATCH THIS TATTOO ARTIST USE THE ELECTRIC NEEDLE TO FILL IN THE LINES! - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192868.html


STRANGE OLDE HISTORICAL SPORTS PICTURES - BABE RUTH BEFORE THE YANKEES! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/192869.html


STRANGE LAWS AROUND THE WORLD - IN THE UK IT WAS AGAINST THE LAW TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE - PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192870.html


AWESOME EIFFEL TOWER LIGHTNING STRIKE! - WOW! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/192871.html


CLIFF DIVING DANGERS - TURN AROUND QUICK! HUGE SHARK IS SNEAKING UP! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/192872.html


AMAZING OLDE AERIAL VIEW OF A-BOMB EXPLOSION WITH OLDE FIGHTER BOMBER FLYING ! - AMAZING OLDE ACTION GIF - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/192873.html


AMAZING BASEBALL CATCHES - THE BEST BACKHAND SNAG BY A PITCHER ALL YEAR - AMAZING SNATCH! - FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/192875.html


STRANGE PET FUN - DOGGIE GO CART RACE! THE DOG TEAM WINS! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/192876.html


AMAZING SILENT FLYING FUN - GREAT SELFIE WHILE SOARING IN THE CLOUDS - GLIDER PILOT AND PAL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/192877.html


THE BEST MILITARY AIRCRAFT PICTURES - COCKPIT PILOTS VIEW OF HARRIER JET READY FOR TAKEOFF ON AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192878.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - SP - CRIMINAL MUG SHOT - Police Photos - Crime Scene - Evidence

http://www.strangepolice.com/content/category/100379_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Strange But Excellant Ideas - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/192809.html


- 101 Reasons to Buy a Harley - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/23204.html


- Putting Golf Into Perspective - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/103144.html


- Interesting Sports Trivia - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/25606.html


- Strange Word Fun - Paraprosdokians! - - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/183890.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - SP - CRIMINAL MUG SHOT - Police Photos - Crime Scene - Evidence

http://www.strangepolice.com/content/category/115_1.html

==================================

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

------------------------------------------------------------

Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites


==========================

********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger


Do NOT Reply to this automated e-Letter: E-Mail replies to this message will not be seen.

To Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html