Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: VOL 1087 - Feb 19, 2012 - Strange Sports Issue

VOL 1087 - Feb 19, 2012 - Strange Sports Issue - Strange Little Known Golf Quotes

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Strange Sports Quotes:

"I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
-- (1986) Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs

"It's basically the same, just darker."
-- (1991) Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons

"Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games."
-- (1991) Eleven-year-old son of Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, after the coach took the job with the Boilermakers

"They can't fire me - my family buys too many tickets."
-- (1986) LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children

"Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
-- (1991) Athlete's response to Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, when the player was asked: "Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?"

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
-- (1991) Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins

"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject"
-- (1987) Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Little Known Golf Quotes

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead

A hungry dog hunts best.. ~ Lee Trevino

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. ~ Lee Trevino

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis

Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best ~ Jack Nicklaus

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~ H G Wells

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.~ Jack Lemmon

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.~ Lee Trevino

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino

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